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eggstendun teh furree paw awf frensheep!
Congrats, catena!
Ai sekkund dat emoshun!
Ai fird it! Dat paw shoor is floofy!
Ai wheel forf eet…
Othx! adn conga meis tu yu tu, tu (tuyututu) awn teh ty! awf tu teh ty bootik! ai nedez sum YNGs tu hep wif mai choars!
yestadae, ai wuz triun tu napp, wif Lincoln awn mai leggz. et won poynt, himz reechud awp fur mai han adn pulld eet don tu snuggul wif eet unda himz chin.
well, wut wuz u finkin?! Tryin to nap wehn tehr wuz a kitteh needing attenshun!
Shweet. . . Ai lubz cuddl-kittehz!
Her wuzn’t werf it
Yew’ll neber walk alone.
And ai will zig zag between yor legs.
Espeshully at teh tawp of teh stairs.
adn siydul awp behyn dem wen yur bak iz tuyrnd
And pownce awn ur bunneh slippers
Until ai learn to use teh tin opener, dat is.
♫ I want a reason for the way things have to be
I need a hand to help build up some kind of hope inside of me ♫
♫ And I’m calling all
angelskittehsI’m calling all you
angelscheezfrends ♫ai won giff awp effen yu don giff awp!
Iz sumppan wong? {{{{{{{{BF}}}}}}}} *headbonk*
Ohai {{{{op_sMama}}}} ai haz nawt seen u inna lawta wiles! *hedbonks bak*
Iz feline pleh cuz uv mai wurks sichooashun, ai stil nawt kno fur shure iffen ai am layd awf at teh end uv teh munff er iffen dey keeps us fer anuvver munff er wat. Teh stressis iz gitten tew meh. Wi had a depawrtmint ‘info’ meetin awn Fridegg butt ai doan kno wai dey bovvered cuz dey had noe ‘info’ tew gib us
Dis iz awful strezzfal! Ewe needz a spa dai. BurrblezBath. Pointee ends mani-curedan pedi-curedan lotsa hot firemanz dansan lik krazzee!
And sum of mai speshul anti-pleh martoonies an caek! {{{bf473}}}
Oh, bluesfan! I sends you stress relief, firstie, then good wishes that business pikks up and yur jawb continyuze. Or, if it duzzn’t, that sumfing bedder comes along.
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hopin gthis is sum consolayshun.
bf, I tried to linkee to a youtube blues video -
Clapten & Knopfler guitar magic — for you, but it was moderaytified out of eggistense. Nuffing wrong wif it…teh moderayshun rools do confuzzle me.
{{{BF}}} Heer, haz a chokklit martoonee…. eberyfing iz bedder wif chokklit!!
aww, fank u awl {{{frendz}}}
Ai doan gess dere iz ANEE gud wai fer a cumpny tew handle a sichooashun lyke dis butt (!) it seemz eben moar disorgnizd der uzual…
At beginnin uv Sept. dey tells us u peeps iz laid awf (ai iz in dis gruup) at end uv Sept. an u peeps goes tew diffrunt shift an u peeps goes tew diffrunt jawb. Den, TOO DAIS laytur dey sez “oops, wii a lil hastee dere…ebreewun stai ware dey r until prolly end uv Oct. Naow iz a lawt uv rumerz taht wii haz got moar orderz an dat tehy mite haz tew keep uz lawnger but teh cumpny wil nawt com owt an sai fer shure. Aifinkso dere plotting an scheeming fer sum wai dey cahn cut folks jawbs an stil maik teh orders. Mai cowurkerz an ai jus feel lyke wii r danglin in limbo. Eben fer dose folks stayin but hazin tew goe tew diffrunt shift, wel dey wil need tyme tew plan fer chyldcare er wateber. Cumpny wil sai….u haz had too munffs tew plan but folks haz nawt reely had dat, nawt wen dey doan kno fer shure wen wil taik effekt.
Reely guud organization..wii duz nawt haz it
Otay, ai iz finishd wif teh winin an kvetching, sorree an fanks fer lettin meh vent *hedbonks awl cheezfrends*
*hedbonkz*
iz berry stressful fur ebbreewun, i iz shur. I don’t finso deh bizzness skoolz teeching deh managerz/ownerz how tu plan fur downsizing. oar how tu splayning tu dere peepz wut tu eggspekt.
I sending gud job beemz tu u.
Aifink u haz ebbry rite 2 wine – dat iz a dretful wai 2 treet peepl.
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Hope dis awl wurks out well fur yoo, an soon!
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dat’s teh Blues, B.F.473. Ai hazint had a steddy dayjob since Dec.2005. If not fur teh moozick ai wud be totully pleh. (extends floofy paw of frenship)
reemembur teh awld song”
“The sun has got to shine on my back door some day”
Omg… T_T dat wuz bootiful…
Ai’ll just bet dat awn teh udder side of dat paw, dere is pinky pinky toe pads!
aifinkso!
an…an…purrhaps a pinkee nozie tew? ai luff teh pinkee nozeantoze!
Squee!
Indoobitubloly!
congarats tew catena, anni an nc66 fer teh tye! Shal wii awl caper an pranse awf tew teh bootik?
Ai’m feelin a littlol frajile today (too much late nite an too much red whine) so ai will just sit heer awn mai sofa an watch u awl caper an pranse. Pls to bring me back some Alka Seltzer if dey has some in teh tye booteek. Congaratshoelacings to teh tawp spot sharin team!
plop plop *caper caper* fizz fizz *pranse pranse*
*delibers crystlol goblit uv releef tew martoonie*
[turns down lites]
[installs foam padding awn wallz] *shhhh*
[moar alkiseltzer] ♪♫ PLOP PLOP FIZZ FIZZ! ♪♫
SHHHHHH!!! Stoopy bubblolz.
[tiptoe pranses]
Fanks guyz. Er, cud u send ober a YNG to mop mai fevered brow, too?
*ringringring*
Hewwo? Nawty Barn? Yesh? Yesh. Pleez tew send a nys YNG tew martoonie’s hawse.
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Yesh, ai noes dis beh unyooshooal rekwest. Yesh. Ai noes its kowld owtsyd. Is an ejermansee. Martoonie needs sumwun tew mop her feebered brao.
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Wut? Noes, ai no finks yew needs tew bring da mop. Jus da nys YNG tew beh halpin her.
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Ok, fangs! Buy!
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*klik*
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Martoonie, da YNG is on da wai.
Gawd bless u, BDM!! *waits wiv ann tissypayshun*
Ai haz sented a mergencee signal fer sum cabana bois tew fan u wif palm leevs also, taht shud halp!
Faylin dat, Ai haz cawld hans…..
battun down dose CHGz!
Lolz I like this
See? See? Who sez kittehs is unfriendly?
-Zuby (RIP)
Ai noe dat mai Timmy yoost 2 cumfurt me wen Ai had a sad.
Mah Buddy has hardlee leebded mai syd awl week week weekend tryin tew kormfurt meh owtta the sad ai haz.
{{{{{{{BDmom}}}}}}}
POINTYENDZ @≡ sad
Fanks, NC. Iz lotsa stuph, anee wun ob which ai probablee cood handlol, butt (!) awl tewgevver, seems lyk just tew much.
Iz phunnee (in a nawt amyoosin way) how dat happens. N E wai, plz to has wun of dese chonklit martoonies – ai has sum spare. {{{BDM}}}
ohai, BDM, I hopes your Buddy haz fought off teh sad, but in any case,
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Fanks. Iz a lotta liddlol and medeeum syz sads. Eet wheel get beddur. Kittehs and cheezfrens halp.
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Fangs BF. Cheezfrenz is da bestestest.
My kittehboi would lie over my heart and purr when I had a sad…and his purring would open my heart right up again. Therapist, healer and true companion, he was.
*nodsnods* Ai duz nawt noes whut ai wud due wifowt a kitteh to kormfort meh.
Oh Hai, BDM!!! I haz a happee tu share wif u. Deh campground wii will staying at neggst summer cawllinged us and wii kin haz a site on deh Main Channel side of deh eyeland!! Wii will b ablol tu watch deh bargez and ribber boatz going up adn down deh Mizzuz Sippee!! w000t!!!
Dis sounz wunnerfal! Lik piktur poscarrdz! Ai lubz gud newz, Yesh!
Oh yesh, will b wunnermuss!! wii will b staying here
Oh, Red Wing is a great place! You’ll have fun exploring the city and the great little river towns on both sides, in both directions.
U haz ben dere?? I growinged up in deh area. Mostly down rownd Winona. Will b nice tu showing mai huzbin awl deh differnt farmz wii libbed at and deh liddlol townz in MinneeSnowDayz adn WiskyOnSin. And him b lukking forward to catching deh catfishez in deh ribber.
Oooh, nyse area for teh upgrowing. I libbed in St. Paul a cuppla times, and also in Mad-town menny times, and haz drvinged bakk and forth a lot.
it b beyootiful kuntryside.
Woohoo! Lets meh noes when yew beh heading dis wai!
wii will being dere deh hole summer….. frum early may tu late october… W00t!!!
Ai finkso kittehs are frendly but dey are discriminaytin. Dey are nawt frendly wiv just ennywun, so if u earn tehr affeckshun it is bery preshuss. A labrador is best frends wiv EBRYBUDDY.
I agree. The afffection of a cat means someting. On the other hand, when a freindly dog takes a dislike to someone, that means something, too. Beware!
an when a cat doz not liek u, watch out for thos clawz!
Mai nayburrz kitteh cums ober 2 me an rubs rownd mai legs and wen ai pet him he iz awl purr purr purr, den awl uv a suddin him biets.
Ai iz tekkin kare uf an orange/white stai Thom cat fur de las tree daiz an OP haz a beeg jeelouz. Ai putz ad inn paperz but *sigh* dis fone don wring!
Vampire kitteh finds anni tastee and nootrishus!
Ai had bean warnd dat him yoozed hims poyntee enz, but nawt dat him bieted!
mai Duncan Cat wants to be stroked on his hed butt when he gets too much (over-stimulated) he tried to bite me too! Is hiz way to say “stop naow”
Mai brudder haz de bes dog, Jack! Himz a huuge blk lab and vebi frienlie. But wunce! Dis wee woemen, hhe wooden go tew hur. Him wus afeered!
Ai’m bettin hi knowed sumfing. Ai wisht ai had lissend tu mai goggie…
Yu sown lyke yu needz a hug: {{{Keshet}}} dere yu goe!
Fank yu fur teh hug. Eet wuz afew yeerz ago sew ai iz fein nao.
Or maybe this is Ceiling Cat’s version of the Sistine Chapel image.
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Dr. Kittehcat. For those days when u just can’t handle life without the floof.
Awwwwww….thank you kitteh!!!!! *hart melts*
In uddur news:
I HAS A CAR!
I HAS A CAR!
I HAS A CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Omcc. I am so happy. All I had left was my old Honda and tho I lubbed it, it was a death trap to drive.
Now I gotted a car from my mechanic whom I lub, and it has ebbree bell and wissul u can imagine. heated seets. ac. electronic ebbreefing. I no longer have to crank and pull on the glass to pull up the window. It even has seat memory. It’s an Acura.
Teh donkee has a huge sigh ub reeleef and happy and grattytude.
Awesome and win! {{{Kafleen}}}
Yay fer ur noo car!!!!Ooooo, heetid seets! Ai needs taht heer in noo ingerland!
Conga rats!
oh, hooray, hooray!!!!
Dansiz on deh car trunk, dansity, dans dans!!
Dansiz on deh car roof, tappity, dans tapity-tap-tap!!
dasniz on deh car hood, dansity, dans, tappity-tap!!!
Jazz handz!!!!
Ooopsy!!! did i make awl doze dentz in deh car?? sorrrrreee!!
awww…doan wurry….. it alreddy has teh dentz….snicker…
AWL RITE!
High five…er..foar..er…wut izzit foar donkey’s? [shrugs]
[playfully hedbonks kafleen insted]
REITCHYUS!
Conga rats!
Yaay Kafleen! Teh car soundings like a good wun.
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*dans dans dans fur teh donkee*
awww!!! tanks ebbur buddy!!!
I has an extreme happy bowt my car!!!!
(Ps…..colored turtle wax bottle and some wd40 on an oxidized paint job can make ur car lookPRETTEE snazzy…just sayin)
Teh perzons shalz bi har 2 halp. XD
My kitteh also loves to put his paw on my hand. We’ll sleep all night that way.
Awwwww.
Geez, one can hardly read in here, lol! Extremely cute pic though. They’re like that you know: comforting you when the chips are down.
My oldest kitteh does that with me too. He will reach out with a paw and touch me when I sleep so he knows I’ll allways be there for him.
100th! I’m no.100!
Dis iz wy teh hoomins lubs kittehs. Dey noes we lubs dem too.
thats kinda sad but so cute