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but adorable, eh?
Conga ratz tu u, carosue and pj perry!! it b supper time, so I offerz u sum roast beest wif taterz and carritz adn unyunz adn sellereez. itz been sittin in deh crok pot awl day adn iz now reddy fur nomming…. I finso i will hab sum too! bbl.
did yu taik awl mai taterz fur yur rostybeef? I got da mete ina crok but no taturz. Stratz tu smel gud but nawt redy fur sum wilez yet.
If cween runz owt yu awl can cum get sum mien aftur wilez but if yu wantz taturz yule haz to bring dem.
I hb plentee ob rume fer both; taters or nawt.
Fan q, yer majistee, Dat souns wonderfol!
*nommm nommmm nommmms*
Ummm. I iz havin chili at ar house. Todai when I letted teh goggies owt to der pen, the big white goggie stepped on da porch, feet slid owt frum under her and she skated into teh gate on her shoulder. Wuz okay, but she shur luked startled! Iz gud day fur chili, I thot as I sprinkled sum kitteh litter on the icy spawts.
yummm nommmmm
Ohai, shai!
I see spots before mai aiz!!!
kewt spotz …. adn purdee bloo aiz!!!
an floofy stripy fur… jest to go along wif teh eyez!
“Who’s hongry?” We’re ALL hongry!
are those regular tabbies? they have a distictive stripe on their faces. sure can tell they are litter mates.
They luke a liddol wild to me. I dowt if der domesticated howse kittehs.
I dowt if? Sombuddy correct me. That can’t be how to say dat.
couldnta said it bedder
Dey luks like ocelots to me. See the little white spot on the backs of teh eers? Dey tugs at my hart strings whoeber tey r.
I think you’re right. Don’t ocekittehs has the stripes and spots? I want one!!!
u right. we had one when ai wuz a kitteh and it luked jus like dis.
i finso dey b bengalz.
BUt da benglols haz stripes on deyr chestess. Dese guyz don’t….
They look like Asian Leopard kittens or F1 generation hybrids to me
i finso dey b bengalz
Nope I have Bengals dey arnt Bengals. I finks dey are Occelittles or sumfink liek dat. Not reglar tabbies doh.
I nawt finkso dey bengals either. Face structure iz nawt rite and no mascara awn da side uf eyes. I could bii an probably am rong, but just nawt luk bengalish tu mii.
Dey nawt luks liek domes…doems…doh! reglar kittehs to mii. Aifinkso dey sum kinda wild cat. Like teh ocelots down thred. Bery hi splort warning on dose bebes!
They are Fishing Cats from Thailand, born in September at the Cinncinnati Zoo. (I cheated; I thought since the photo was credited to zooborns, that they were likely wild kittens born at a zoo. Lots of splortatious photos at w w w .zooborns.com!) h t t p://zooborns.typepad.com/zooborns/cat/
Oops, I should have refreshed BEFORE posting! I swear that all the other comments on the Cinncinnati Zoo weren’t there when I read the thread!
Harry, you are awesome for checking it out and letting us all know!!!!
They are baby fishing cats from the Cincinnati Zoo.
teh bideo ob teh fishin kittehs lernin to ketch teh fishees is berry splortalishus! wear chrg an 50’s bavvin cap if yoo go.
OH Hai, MM!!! wii haz a eggsited!!! deh campgrownd wii will stay at neggst summer callinged us and sed wii kud haz a site on deh main channel!!! woot!! w00t!!
Yeay ana wo00t woo0t w00t fer you! Hazza happitale!! *swoosh*
ohai, mai cween! taht be teh wunnerful noos! is teh campgrownd in red wing?
Not eggzakeree….. is on an eyeland in deh river rite under deh Hwy 63 bridge …. tekniklee iz in WiskyOnSin.
Donut worree shai, we lubs you even if ur nawt owtgoing.
These don’t look like any domesticated cat I’ve seen before. Does anyone know what breed or species these might be?
i finso dey b bengalz
That would explain the wild look they have, thanks for the info.
aifinkso I replied too high onna fred. See bov. I finks dey’re ocelots.
i finso dey b bengalz.
Dees ams babies ocelots!
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How you does youtubes in yous posts?
LCBz tutorial
Dees ams babies ocelots!!!
Awww! I wantz wan….oar elebenty.
Dems has BIGS foarheds. Dems must bees smart,
oops ai mean look here: youtube.com/watch?v=pU6X8sVIWFg&feature=player_embedded
behbehs be teh fisher kittehs aifink so see also zooborns
I finso u b rite. I retrakt mai vote fur deh bengalz.
It nawt matter wat der name iz dey is da KYOOT!!
Hey! Dat ams my zoo!!!
U haz dem kittehz rite dere in ur zoo?? u must go visiting dem soon!!! And bring bak pixors. *nodz* yup, wii needz moar pixorz uv deh fishing kitteez!!!
[SolidSnake] Ocelot??? [/SolidSnake] o.O
Ai finkso osslotz ar mor spotty liek lepurdz unles maibe deh bebbehz nawt getz spawtz til laturz.
it’s doze white ear spots dat maks me tink so. N da luk inna aiz… sumfink kinda … um… well, … undomstik–um indimistc … untamed.
I finxo, I here an ekko..ekko ekko.
ekko ekko ekko
Wat kinda kittehs be dees?
Kyoot wuns. STN!
I can haz snugglolz? ^_^
Weak.
kittehs alwais ar, I sai sagely, wif a nod.
O deh bloo eyes! O deh schweet faysiz! O deh shai wun! SPLORT!
Oh noes! PH haz splorted an ai iz nawt CCC trayned! Halp!
s’ok…. ph will be bedder in no tyme.
Nebber feer, I iz heer!!
*runz in wif teh CCC.
*Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk PH up in deh floofee blankee.
handz PH a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie adn a fresh cuttle bone.
Dere!! awl dun!!
I helps. U pick ups da brains i’ll get the salad spinner we washes dem up w/ warm sailine. Puts dem all back in the head hand me dat blu duchey tape. tapes the bones back togeter. Puts new CHRG on parrothead’s hed. Brings tor recubery room bibs a floofy blankey an a chocloat opossum an com coco. Now parrothead no look at anyfing cute foe a while and always where a CHRB for safe tea. fanks TehRumpusKitteh you did great
Whew! Fanks Cween an HM! Ai wuz gettin nerbus an wuz lookin fer teh destruction manyewal fur teh CCC. Ai did nawt want tew dew somfin rong an PH nawt recubber prawperly.
wat is CCC?
fanks,
JB
Teh Cyoot Crash Cart. Yewsd tew halp sumwun hoo haz splorted. Reed teh Cheez Town Crier linkyed ad teh tawp ov teh payge fur LAWTS moar daffynishuns an moar ICHC stuffs.
Fank U
dese are cyute fisher cats, dey are adorabile
ooh, teh salad spinner am a nise touch!
I haz a towel. Mop up wif dis while I call ninetyelebenty.
Dey are awn the way. They suggest finking abowt taxes and crowded Christmas shoppin while we wait. How’s the birdie doin?
**liffs hed weekly** Ofankees cheezpeeps, aifinkedso ai wuzza gawner! **nibblolez chokklit, pekkz cuddlebone** Dat wuz teh close!
PH, you hab bedder nawt to luke at da vidio ob da bebbeh ocelots….Jussa warning.
**flies awai tu luuk**
**flies baak**
Yewz rite, ai shuddna luuked.
**SPLORT!**
Oh noes! *gigglols* PH, yew nawt lissen. Yur braynes bee ebberyware! *gigglols moar* Dat CHRG nawt bee dukky-tayped tyte enuff eever fur yur mega-splorts, aifinkso.
**unsplorts** **gigglols** Hehe, iz nawta beeg deel, ai nawt haz dat mush braynes inneewai! **makes note tu restawk dukky taype**
Hao yu iz TehRumpusKitteh?
Ai iz grate. Hangin owt wif teh kidlets. Hao bout yew? *wispers* aifinkso yew needs gooseytayp fur yer CHRGs, birdy man. Dukky tayp nawt bee strawng enuff.
Sigh
Sweeps da brains back up.
Finds sum under da couch hopes day is PH’s.
Washe
packs into hed (dey mostly fit).
tape tape tape
puts 2 CHRG’S
Leads PH back to blanky gibs chocloate octopus an
mor coco and sum burd seeds.
be good dis time ok
try to fink about work, or and cleaning bafrooms
mite help
Ofankyoo HistoryMaker! Ai feelz mush beddur nao! Ai wheel trai tu be gud nao! Hao yu iz tunyte?
I is good
I’m “workin” right now
I works in da house-spit-all
so nufing to do is a berry good fing i finkso
Awk! I dunno which be de cyooter, teh picshur of de kittehs or teh video of de kitteh/ocelots! Is berri berri hard to decide!!
As fur what teh kittehs be, I an wif teh cwwen in i finkso teh are bengals! Teh eyes are so blue! Teh noses are so pinkie!
*looks away wif a quickness before I goez splortz over teh cyoot!*
We iz da splortalicious kittehs
What iz sumfin ya wishes ya node
Befawr u’s sawed our pitcher
Witch wul makes yer hed a’splode.
ROFL!!
(applause)
Oh HAI chocochick!!! I hazn’t seeinged u a cuppla wiiikz. How b u adn ur mom?
Sorrie fur the dubble post, I wuz nawt sure if you has seen it…
{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
Mommeh is doin a lawt better. Nawt in sew much payne any more. I is in trubble wif my voices though, but Dr. Tinycat has been halping me through it, and sew have my parents and friends via intertubes and fone calls.
Dat gud nooz bowt ur mom.
I b glad ur Dr.tinycat iz halpful…. u noez deh cheezpeepz will halping awl dey kan…
{{{CC87}}}
sry I dint anser sooner…… I got distractifyed bai sumfing shinee….. oooo…..dots…..
(stares at shinee thing) whut is dat? Iz fascinating…
*batz shinee fing and it spinnnnnnnnnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!
*Chaisiz spinnee shinee fing
*Catchez it adn tosses in air
*butt wiggle of doom*
*pounces on shinee thing…and…*
Did I get it? huh? Did I did I?
*rollz on bak and pokez lazily at CC87*
i fink u gotz deh shinee.
YAY!
*bats at shinee sum more*
{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
Mommeh is doin a lawt better. Nawt in sew much payne any more. I is in trubble though, but Dr. Tinycat has been halping me through it.
Ohai, frenz!
I iz almoast reddy to hed owt inna moarnin.
Orly? It is awlmost tyme fur me to be goin to sleep! I hopes you has a wunderful day!
Have a happi adn safe travelinz, Red!
Ohai Lungdoc! Hao yu is?
Asian fishing cats:here is teh linkee:
youtube.com/watch?v=pU6X8sVIWFg&feature=player_embedded
aifink iz teh link aniwai izza zoo born babies from Cin city
O deese r berry dorable.
Ah has a big want!
Elebenty!!
Bengallee Bebbeh
Gurl Kitteh playz Hawrdz 2 Getz
4 lawtza Lubbinz
Bengallee Bebbeh
Gurl Kitteh waytz payshuntlee
4 lawtz attenshunn!
Bengallee Bebbeh
Gurl Kitteh willz getz lawtz moar
Lubbinz dan Bruvvurz!
Jack.
Ohai cheezfrens, meh hab nawt biin awn fur quiet sum tyme butt ai bii habbin a hugemongous sadz, cuplol weekweeks ago meh mommakat towld meh wii gonna haz tu putz are goggie “tu sleepsies” :’( waz jest wanderin iffin ani yous hab ani abvise tu makk it earzier awn hurs
giff hugz!
sorree fur yur femblee.
fankies catena, hugz!!
Awl teh advise I has sounds cliche…the goggie won’t be in payne anymore, he will go to a bettur playce, and he will be yur personal goggie guardian angel forevber and eber. He will kno dat yu luv him eben dough yu has to put him to sleepies. He understands, goggies always do.
{{{{{{Sophie94 and hur mommakat and hur goggie}}}}}
Oh sophie, dat b deh sad nooz. It iz not eezee tu making dat desishun, but it b wun menny uf uz haz had tu dueing. Plz tu telling hur it b deh berry last akt uv luv dat u u kin dueing fur deh furry babeh.
{{{{{sophie}}}}}
{{{{{sophiez mom}}}}}
{{{{{sophiez goggie}}}}}
And if hur kin reeding deh lolspeek, show hur dese paigiz abowt deh
Princess Mu Medow adn deh raynbow bridge
Deh nite watchman
adn moar nitewatchman…. (in dis wun him eben halpz deh doggieez.)
Fankies guys {{{{{{{{{{CC87 & cweenmj}}}}}}}}}}
Hmmph. deh sekkund nite watchman linkee not werking. lemmee bonking it wif deh majiklol bonking stik.
BONK!!!
try agin.
oh yes, dat muchlee bedder.
Tellz her iz OK to cry an miss the goggie.Iz wun sign uv luv an tender hart.
She canz makin lillol collection uv pichshurds ()hard tu typez wif teers in my aies) and collar tag, eben collar….
Wuz gud for me to be dere wif nearly eech wun uv my goggies. Den Ai knew dey felt luved rite to the end.
An the luv and humor and fun iz wurf teh teers. Ai knows!
{{{Sophie94}}}
Shai Dorsai!
Iz nebber met a shai dorsai.
Hai!!! hai! shai!
~Sometimes those thugs are just wanting to pull the trigger or just have an itchy finger, but, accidents DO happen! -Batman Arkum Asylum
onoze! onoze! ai stopped bai tew be saying sumfin an, on noze! Dem tiny kitteez! onozez! splort!
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b bat tree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh splort biktimz braynez iz sukked up, kleened adn returnded 2*
*deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Bictim b rappt in floofee blankee,
*a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
fankee, my cween… wuz waaay bedder than teh majikol bonkifying stick, aifinkso! Wuz mai furs splort, an fankee fur tew bein there! Kfxbai! ♥♥♥♥♥♥
u iz lukkee u dint git turned intu a preggerz otter bai deh majiklol bonking stik! It dint kum wif a struk shun man yule.
Preggerz otter? oh, my cween, ai iz lukky tew hav fownd cheezland at awl! {{{{cheezfrenz}}}♥♥♥♥♥
it were awful!! nightshayde and several uzzerz wuz turninged intu preggerz otterz!! adn I beekame a preggerz wolverine!!!!
goez tu deh Lore and Legendz paige, advenchers sekshun, den skrolling down tu deh Otter Nonsense….. It were a horriblol cat tas trophy!
Will chekitowt in mah (snerk) sparetyme! schmooz to cheezland!
Iz dis were awl dos travel-size otters comed frum?
hey cheezpeeps!!! it r ai….teh wun-n-ownlee
*dumdumdaDAAAAAAA*
LIGHTCHILD!!!!!(SEBENDEENINE)
ai has akwiurd mai own floofy behbeh kitteh. hur r for munths owld and are black awl obur wif ambur aiz. hur r a fysty kitteh and hurs naem is amber. ai has a hyooj happeh……..
Dans, dans, spin
dans, dansity dans dans hop
step, kik, swing deh armz up hi
dans, w00t!
JAZZ handz!!!
wii can haz pixorz???
ai dun haz sum yet, but win ai duz u can haz….aifinkso hur has klimd evur surfiss availubl…..lol
Oh, lightchild79! Haz a big big happeez fur yew! Hyooj happeez! Duz nawt no yew, but extenz twh floofy paw ov frendingness! Tew you and teh ambercat! Iz moas wunnerful day in cheezland! Ai haz tew go naow, but haz gayned such a happy wif yur nooz! Fankee, fankee, lightchild79! ♥♥♥♥♥
ur sew sweet! awl teh chhezpeeps beez teh sweetest inna hole interwebs…..
{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}
Win win win! Clappity paws for lc79 and teh noo kitteh!
Weer happytayle for U tu = me an tu kittehs and wun goggie
♪
Ohai, carotte!…….
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It’s elebenty PM hear in Chicago.,,,,,….
Dat “shai” one mite be plotting somfing.
dey ushullee am.
The degree’s of sociability of wild cats.
Sooo cyoot, teh shai wun. Congarats awn teh new kitteh, lightchild79. Ai hope she is jes as much comfort as mai kitteh has been tu meh. Dr. TinyCat haz meh awn medicines, and dey ar maekin meh sleepeh, so ai haz been restin’ mush and nawt postifyin’. Butt(!) mai kitteh Jewel has been comin’ out and layin’ awn teh floor in front of teh couch while ai am awn teh couch restin’ Dis is why ai gotted her….foar her cyoots. Ai hope Amber brings many cyoots to yu!
L’il babehs
So kewt, they might break ur capooter skreen
(Tightens 50s bavvin cap)
Maybe Geoffroy’s kittehs? They are so sweet ^.^
Why dis pikchur not has 5 cheezburgers? It’s too kyoot!!!!
Dey luk like leetle Lynxes 2 mee!! i luff bebe Lynxes!!!