Gonna settle down someday.
Gonna settle down someday. Buy a little land…raise some nip.
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Nawt yet tho
conga
conga
conga
mies!
Then he walked one mile west. ,
nede tu fine eh swete laydee tu!
datz legul een dis stayt nauw
nawt sew mush heer
Iffn ai kin beat this hear rhumatiz
Maibee even meet mii a nais cowkitteh…
Alreddii haz himz farmin buuts on.
Oops!! Sry, Ms Kitteh. Make taht HER farmin buuts. Adn gonna haz to findin a nyse boikitteh, Aifinkso.
Shii shore is a bee-yutifool grrrlll dough!!!
Miss Kitteh lukkin foar Marshul Dillon, noe dowt …
W00t!!! dis lol iz bai CATTAILS!!!
*spin, twurl dans, dans, dans!!!
Yay fur Cattails!
Hooray for Cattails! *throws straw hat into air an duz a doe-sea-doe wif teh Cween and Annipuss*
She is at wurk rite naow – I bet she duznt even no!
Skweeee! Lunchtiem surprize! Yogurt all ovr mi desk! Cattails danses around teh office. Ppl r lukking at me funnee. Butt (snerk!) tehy always b doing thet. Thx fur sillybrating wif me!
yippee yie ohhhhhhhhh kayaye!! or howebber yew spellls it!!
Conga rats……….
awl lined up…
cattails FTW……HAY
cattails FTW……HAY
Conga rats Cattails!
Yay fer Cattails! Izza grate capshun fer dis piccie!
YAY!!! Happitayl danses awl arown!
Woot Woot! Yay for Cattails!!!!
Yay for Cattails – and comgratmulations!!! x elebenty!
ai just luv this picshur. Teh luk on teh kitteh’s face iz pricless. Thx to JennyD fur teh wundermous photo.
Oh Cattails!!!
Ai’ve bin goan fur teh past cuppla daiz, an wuz just breezing throo to see what ai mist – an wehn ai came to this wun – ai just stopt an laffed an forwerded it to a lot ov frenz!!
AI just LUV this wun!!! Teh kitteh – teh capshun!! Sheer purrrrrrfekshun!!!
Hmmm… dat luks lyke Joey-kitteh sayin: “Heyyyy, hao YU doinnn???”
Ohai, AfriCat. Duz yoo has a kitteh hoo luks lyke this? Luks an awful lot like mah Dexter. I kawls heem a grayt golden northern tabbeh. He has those honey-gold brown tints along with teh gray an blak strypes and teh whyt bib and chin and belleh and paws. . . .
Is soytenlee a verreh nyce looking kitteh! *titens CHRG*
BTW, overheard frum mah kichin this morning: Huzbing sez to kitteh, “Now, JUST becawz yor momma is wurkin at hoem today duzzint mean we kin PLAY awl day!”
He tries to be firm with teh kitteh. Howsumever, teh neggst lyne I hears frum huzbing to kitteh is – “Wuld yoo lyke a liddlol milk?”
Discipline, we has it. *rolls eyez*
Ohai Gremlin! Mai Smokey is dark grey an teh otter two ar moaslee white wiv sum caramel frown in. Yur rite, dis shore is a gorgeemus kitteh. Luks lyke shii has a kyute purrsonalitee too!
*snert*
yep, hii shure showd kitteh whoo iz teh boss!
Ahy-yup!
“Greenz aykurz izz teh playse fur mih …”
Old McTabby had a farm . . . E I E I O!
And on that farm he had soem . . . .
Aardvarks
Buffalo
Crustaceans
Dingoes
Echidnas
F…
Frisky kritterz
Gy Raffz
Holsteenz
I….
Foxes,
Gotz,
Happee Hoggies
I…
ice cream crow
jalapano bun bun
karamel kamel
…
Lamas (Dallay vurzhun)
Mooh caows
N-ee-bodee-can-ried-em-donkees
O…
otters
petunias
qweschunible qreeechurs
r…
redushez
spynuch
tahmataes
udda stawf
v…
Veggitayles, singing
Wagon Traynes
X-try kyut farmer guyz
Yellow bellied sapsukurs
Zebras (y not?)
O boi! whare is mai cat cat cat
Poison possum
Quenching Quandabear
R…
Amminlolz …
Bukkitz (doan tellz teh lolrus!) …
Crops ov nip …
Dayree barnz …
E …
Eeguanas
Fyremens
Golden eeglols
Hongree hongree hippos
J…
Ice cream crow
J…
Kowcumbers
Luminous Animal
Merry Womerns
N…
‘Merkin Dreem — ai haz it.
o deers! ai reedz dat AWL rong! (az inn, ai seez merkin an ai finks ov de reel wurd, witch iz bit norty, rarther then de LOLcat wurd, witch is nawt.)
Orf to de NB fer me….!
Steve Earle kitteh growz teh nip in teh holler down Copperhead Road….
“Well mah name’s John Lee Pettimore,
“Same as mah Daddeh and hiz Daddeh befoar….”
Steve Earle is teh good guy.
From John Walker’s Blues:
a shadu la ilaha illa Allah
awsum sawng d00d_wif_a_kitteh! *sings sawftlee tew seff*
♫ You hardly ever saw Grandaddy down here
He only came to town about twice a year
He’d buy a hundred pounds of yeast and some copper line ♫
Ebberbody noed him wuz maeking shine.
holy CROW this site cracks me UP!!!!
Ohai, marthava. I do not think I has seen yoo here befoar. I sez hello and welkum if yoo is gnu. Yor avatar has such a pritteh pikshor – is it a rose? Did yoo tayk teh piksxor yorself?
*extends frenlee floofy paw*
Yeah. I useta wanna go back to the land, too. Nao, I be happy wiv a designated parking spot…
Snert!
awl tihs kleen kountree ayr haz maided mih tu has teh hongree — foar sumk dounhoam kountree kukkyn – hoam maided buddurmoo bissykittz wif teh kountree buddur adn sordid jamz adn jelleez foar noms … mylolk (regularge adn chawklit) adn frootyjoos foar drinkees.
{{{Italiana}}}
U alwais offurs such yummy noms!
*takes a biskit wif buddur for a pre-lonsch snak*
izz mai plejjur! awl teh fresch kountree ayr haz maided mih tu has teh sleepee … ai nedz teh kittehnapz butt (!!) ai iz awlbaimaiselfz in teh aww fiss soe ai haz to stae wakees … tihs haz teh diffu … daffyku … itz HARDZ to be wakees ryt naow!
doan fergit teh bisskitswifgraevee, an teh kollurd griins, an teh smashee taytoes wif moar graevee!
anna chikkin fryed staek!
adn teh greeyuts … adn teh hushpuppeez … adn a byg ol pichur uv sweetea …
an teh, an teh, an teh……….
Fried Oakruh!!!! yum yum yum
fryed oakruh? *urkurkurk*
Yes – fried much betterer dan dat slimy stewed oakruh – UGH. Oakruh dipped inna cornbread and fried. Yumm.
oh – nomnomnom
iz gud in gumbo!! with shwimps, 0 course.
Nao y’all iz makin me so hungry. Ai originally frum Okk-laaa-homa and dis wuz standard meels. Sumteims ai still makingz dis fud.
♪ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…kra homa where tha windpipe swallows okra plain…
Yep….tahts mai sumdai dreem. Butt fer rite naow..
♫ Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies above
Don’t fence me in
Let me ride through the wide open country that I love
Don’t fence me in ♫
iz eet jus mii, oar iz teh cheezsiyt slooooeee tudae?
adn weer bii teh sleepunkittehz, btw?
Hay frends, iz dubble kibble dai awn teh donate free kibblez site
pleez dunnawt fergit tew visit an asnwer teh trivia kwestion fer teh kittehs an goggies! Fank u an naow bak tew ur regurlee skeduled lols.
oooh, ai just dided that! gud idea to menshun it heer!
fer aneewun whoo haz nawt bisited teh site afore, it duzznt madder iffen u git teh kwestion rite er nawt, teh donayshun iz stil maid
ai dos eet eefurree dae awn mai faisboek!
YAY! I just donated 20 kibbles!!
. . . and purrhapz a cuppla littllol nippers too!
We noe we belols to teh land,
An teh land we belols to is grand…
Soe wen wii sae……..yae!
I-yip-i-yip-i-ae!
Wiir ownlee sayen …
Yur doenn fyn, Oaklolhoamuh!
Oaklolhoamuh, O-A-K-L-O-L-H-O-A-M-U-H!
Oaklolhoamuh!
aim jus eh gurl hu kent sae noe!
(soe awf ai goe tu teh nawtee barn)
N wut abowt bunnehz? Telz meh abowt teh bunnehz agin, Jorj.
Might be moving to Montana soon…just me and the pigmy pony.
Moovin to Montana soon, gonna b a kitteh nip tykoon…
yippie-i-o-kai-yaaaay
LOLZappa?
I just heard a spectral voice crooning “colorful, time-wasting treeeeend”!