My temple is prepared.
My temple is prepared. You may begin the sacrifices.
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Toona wud do!
Ohai nd congratz tu yew !!
Thx PB!
Teh ratz terned awn teh cween larsd nite. Ime nawt shore wi kan trusd tehm rite nao !!
Aifink she wuz maekin dem werk 2 hard!
Oh Hai!! i tookinged dehre pitchforkz away from dem… I think wii b safe now!!
Jus gib em plaztik spuunz nex tiem, praps??
And if Janet is arownd, she kin use their pitchforks as an umbrella! *snerkle*
What!!? Wait!! Ai am heer!!! Where ar thoz pitchforks????
LOL!!! Oh, THOZ pitchforks!!
We cud uze them fur cocktayle brelleeez, maybee!
What about cheeseburgers?
Bern tehm awllll
Ai wuz joeking !! Ai lyk mi fudz rore !!
Ware iz ebbribodee? Juss u an me at oppersit ends uv teh erf!
Iz lyk a fambily foen corl:
- Itz coald heer
Wotz teh wevver lyk thair
Coald heer tuu
- Itz jus afta minnite heer
Iss stil urly arfanuun heer
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Hao wuz teh dockta yes2dai? Yu gib himz a gud riport?
Ai ownlee seed teh practiss nerse. Ai wish dey hadd wun hoo din’t need enny moar praktiss – she wuz berry slo and cudn’t werk teh pyooter. Teh ownlee gud fing wuz dat Ai din’t feel a fing wen she gibbed me mai floo shot!
Tahts a gud fing! Ai orlwaiz luk teh uvva wai !
Wi gott teh oinky flu innocu … jabz abailabull nao. Ime finkin bout it.
Dis wuz teh seezunul floo – still haz teh oinky wun 2 cum!
Dey b wanting us tu kawling it N1H1 insted uv deh Swine Flu, kuz deh pork peepz fink wii so stoopy will fink wii kin gitting it bai eeting deh pork productz!!!
Ohai awl. Our med. peeps r sayen tu pweese get both shawts iffen abailabubble. Tryen tu stawp teh rapididity uv teh spread. (unfortunatly ders alreaddy a shortage here inna tah states)
Ai din’t get mutch choys – teh nerse juss got awn wiv it! Dey sai dere iz enuff fur ebbriwun in TTI hoo reelee shud hab it – doez ober 60, an wiv helf prollems. Aifink Ai kwalifie 3 teims. Hoep dat duzn’t meen 3 shots!
can ai callz it da hiney flu?
H1N1 luks like “hiney”tu me, but ai donn know iffn dat be a improper wurd in some places
Ohai, Anni and PoussinBoi! I’z jest awn mii way tu w*rk. Gotta taek my meds and put on my jacket – it’s only about 8 degrees C here in Okly-homa….
Yesh, izz coald heer tuu …. Hee, hee
An mii in teh dessurt!
Izzit it hawt oar coald todai in teh dessert ??
Ries puddin?
Hee hee! Ai hadda berry nyce ries puddin atta Indian restowrant two week week weeks agoe! Omnomnomnom!!!
As furr teh wevver, eets still hawt butt(!) coolin down sloelee. Teh ebenings ar awlmoas livabull nao!
We has max uv 15C 2dai – iz ownlee 18 indorez. Aifink Ai wull hab 2 put teh heetin awn sune. Costs lossa munneez tho….
Nice temple! xD
immij uv teh idle inz teh innur sanktummy uv teh templol.
Indyanna Joenz bi ‘long reel suun, ifinkso.
as loang az himz brengz himz daddee … Sean Connery … *swoon*
*YNGs rush in wiv a swoonin cowch soe Italiana noe has too lye awn teh floor* Gud jawb guys! Nao breeng teh fan an teh smelly salts!
ok, heerz Sean…. *setz owt deh brane bleech* Don’t say I didn’t warn u!!!
O! Dats jus soooooooo RONG!!!
*runzawaylaffing*
noe warneng kud haf purrpaired mih foar TAHT!! *gwabz teh bukket uv brane bleech adn teh hevvy dutee skrubbiebrutch adn purrseeds tuskrubbeeskrubbeeskrubbee wifawl teh myte to bleech owt ohteh horrur ov teh immij*
… *swoonz wifagrayzfulnes awntu teh reecommyay, frum teh memmry … adn teh bleech fyoomz*
Dass a gud cyoor fur swoonin!
However, paws4thot sed it wuz frum a mooviee cawled “Zardoz” – an ai’m SHURE ai saw that!! But . . .ai hav no memmoree ov this pickchoor! Hao can this bee??
Taht moo bee sao badd (hao badd wuzzit? Itz wuz SAO badd …) taht yur brane eraserfyed itz wifowt eben neadeng brane bleech … eben thoe Sean Connery wuz innit …ooh … Sean Connery …*swoonz wifagraysfulnezz*
yew mus hab repressed dat memry………oooh pleh pleh……. ai did not eben luk but memberd it frum cweens blog………. or shud ai say blauuughhhhhhhhh
Wut haz ben CAN b unseen???
o kwap!! i lefting owt a hole werd! Bad finnerz!
*smakz own hand.* Wap! wap! wap!
shudda sed Wut haz been seen CAN b unseen??
Sheesh!!
unforchew nately dat is teh troooof……. ewwwwwww ewwwwwwwww!!! how cud yew ebber hab postid dat???
only otter wun almos as bad is dat lolloween pikshur ob teh big butt (!!!) ewwwwwww
OH Hai, jamamamamama!!! how b fingz in skeedadlol?? Wii b slowlee werking owr way souf….. wii b in Aztec, NM rite now.
fings iz gettin coldr here……… no rain but clear n cold… crazeeee…..wun week in teh 70s an den BAM cold!! wair is yew headededed??
Ower wintur distinayshun b LaffyEt, Loozyanna. Wif a stopover in OKC.
Supt. sez hii b sry tu heer bowt ur kold wevverz, but wii iz going SOUF!!
Hii sendingz u an Oh Hai adn a schmooo!
big schmoooo to supt!! yew can sez ya’ll after stayin in loooose eyanna
*still wayting fur Indyanna Joenz….*
ai’m heer frum VHF (Very Hawt Flolridduh) -spozded tu getz upp tu 93 dungareeses tudae – tahtz moar tehn elebbenty!
ai haz brot punkin muffunzes wif teh wippee sinnyminny buddur, adn catpucheenoe sintz itz befoar 10AM wair ai yam (whut ai yam).
oooh, ai WISH ai wus in VHF tu! a bit uf sunnyshyne wud be lubberly rite abowt noa…
Pop Eye lyked spinnech, butt(!) ai lyk teh sownd ob tihs !!
* Yam yam yam yam *
* Sip Sip Sip Sip *
Thx Italiana !!!
yu gibbed mih an idee foar teetym noms – foar awl hoo myt bih rownd heer atz 4PMish EST (Esturbunneh Singing Tym) – ai shalz maik widdlol keeshes uv awl soartz, inkloodeng spinnitch! *skampurrz awf wifaberiberi kwikness tu teh markitty foar teh greedy intz*
Ohai, evreebuddee! It’s teh lurvlee here in Merryland: warm, sunny, and a light breeez. It’s teh pleh to hav to wurk. Stoopy RL! Warm enuff for bare legs, no jacket, no scarf. Disorienting to one who lived so lawng in Meesheegun.
I have some noms and sips: an apple tarte tatin, and one made of pears William, too. Wiv some whippee creem, if you wish. And fresh coffee, tea, and some sippable pear puree mixed with buzzee waturr.
Cheeze!
Moor fud ? Ai gottz tu goes tu bedd …
Butt(!), sinss yu mayd itt ….
*halpz self tu a napplol tarte….
nom nom nom
mmmmmmmmmmm…..
FankQ!!
*giglolz*
I noez, i haz sed it b4, but I crakz msef up ebberree tyme
FankQ!
FankQ 
* Luks at teh Cween sturnlee *
Ai hoapz yu contaynz yurselb wiv joeks bowt owr frend “B”, tehn !!
Me too, mai cween. You cwak me up at the same tiem
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us. I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer.
Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk at deh linkz on deh top uv deh paig u will find wun laybulled ‘Helperz adn majik trikz.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!! Dhere b over 400 peepz on deh map.
u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
Taht wuz teh byoooooo-teee-fuwl… waht a nyce inbuhta-shun….
only the choicest mice will do. Bast will be so pleased.
I for one am glad taht owr feline overlords allow us to show owr appresheashun of tehr wisdome by aksepting gifts of sacred noms.
They r so gud tew us.
Basement Cat waytz 4 teh sackri-fisheez.
let teh nomming bgin.
I is teh gatekeeper!
Zuul, izzat choo??
Gesundheit!
ofanguberimeowtch!
ai tinks kitteh meens sacrifising te curtains and sofa covers….
NO!!! not deh brandlee noo kurtinz and deh freshlee recubberes sofa!!!
Oh, deh huge mantitteez!!!!!
“mai body be a temple – hooman, yur body be a supermarket…”
we 3 kittehs is all getting anti-flea treatments Caturday as hooman sez he waking up wit flee bites on arms and legs. He sez HOLD STILL wyle he putz the ointments on owr necks n NO SNIFFING. I sez r you washing sheets? and he sez ai is tinking of setting fire to bed.
happy Caturday everybudee for tomorow -
ohai smudgie, i lubs yor blog!
ooh, itchee itchee itchee! Teh flees alwais prefer mii to mai kittehs.
sumfing like dis will do, i fink
Lets hope that temple is in the basement where he belongs.
this is so cute
Wurship mi.