
Pookie just realized they came closer everytime he looked away…
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Pookie just realized they came closer everytime he looked away…
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moooooooooom they’re luking at meeeeeeow!
Congrats, SP. Ai juss maed sum chikkin, sparragrass an mushrume rizotto. Want sum?
yesh, yesh, yesh! plsnthx!
Plentee fur ebbriwun!
Othx!!!
FangChew!
Beats teh chikkin chilli simmring in teh krokpot at home rite nao!
an dey had an agenda!
monkee business, yu kno.
wot wuz awn teh ajenduh?
Annoi teh kitteh
Behaef badlee
Creape eh nuisainz
Davelawp ajenduh fur folloeawp meetun!
E…
Eet banananananaz
Frow fings at peepl
Genrullee maek a noosunse uv demselbs
H…
Hear lots of evil
Infiltrate the gummint
Jostle u on teh sidewalks
K…
Haboc…reeking it
Iritate deh kitteh
Jubenile delinkwint…act liik wun
K…
Keepn u up at nite
Lolcats- bovver dem
Monkee budness!!!
N…..
Noisemakin at naptime
Oberturning supper dish an bangin it
Poop.ev.ry.where.
Q…
Quiet…NAWT!!
Rassling adn recking stuffs
Stoopy monkee tricks
T…
toppling gummintz
Untieing shoolacez
Vaporizing Sweetpea
W….
WHOOOOT
WHHHOOOOOTTT reelee LOUD
Xray da kittehs bwains
YELL at ebberybuudy
ZZZZoooommmmz awl ober and nok stuffs down …
(sorry furr da lone WHOOT – it gotted awai frum mee!)
An eggstaw whooot iz gud fur deh sole.
adn teh eel, and teh karp, and teh pike, adn teh udder fieshes in teh deep bloo sea…
dey aer fritnin him
adn dey nawt ufn
OMG!!! Are those actual Mon Chee Cees? I haven’t seen those since I was in 5th or 6th grade!
Cheekee monkees!
Dey luk likee LIPPY munkeys ta mee!! Oar, Puckery Munkeys… oar kissy munkeys…. oar maebee Raspberry Munkeys …. oar smoooochy Munkeys,… oar …
Heyhey weer teh monkees
Adn peeplol sae wih monkee arownd …
Earwurm!! Mon chee chee, mon chee chee, oh so soft and cuddly.
Arrgghhhh!
Yess! Monchichis…
(original Monchichi commercial)
Runawaywifakwikness, Pookie!!! Saev urself!!!
O NOES! *runs tew gavvur up liddlol kitteh an sayv him frum teh skeree munkees*
Don’t Blink
Dr. What? Dr. Where? Dr. Why? Dr. When? Dr. Who!!!!
Beware the Weepings Angels, Pookie! Don’t Blink. Don’t even look away! Where’s the Doctor when you need him? *cue for the Doctor, the Tardis, whatever companion he has at the moment (in the show, none right now) and the theme song!!*
I read the comments just to see if someone would say this.
Me too… heheheh…
me too! lol
So did I! I’m glad someone said it =)
Then, I am glad I did what I HAD to do.
GMTA!
“Don’t blink. Blink and you’re dead. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink. Good Luck.”
its teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Mario55 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringed fudjy hommmaed burfday caeks, red velvit caeks, iskreem, frootyfizzy party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms on top, and goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen they bownse, liddle remote-control dansing munkees, kandee, an fuzzy munkee stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Ooh, Ai wanna remote-control dansin munkee plz!
*starts dansing wif a munkee*
c’mon anni!!
Wuht a lubberlee wish, Burfday Fairy! Ai r shoor Mario55 wud sai teh fankkyoo, n awl thows purdee burfday caeks n spruklee frooty punchus…wowzer, an teh dans, dans, dansieeng munkees es teh win!! Ai sharez teh burfday wif Mario55, witshes hims wuz heeer … Fankee fur selly bratun teh day!! Burfdais awr teh mostust funs wif frenz tu halps yoo selly brate!! Ai has teh burfday deener tu git reddy fur naow!!” Floofy paw wabes bai bai fur naow!!!!” Habs funs ebree won!!!!
Dibs on the drumsticks for the Nairobi Trio.
Pookie! Runawaywifakwikness from teh apez! Tehy has poor personal hyjeen!!!
I usta hab a battery monkee who clang clanged wiff cymbuls…
Goggie did NAWT lyke!!! Kittehs ignorified it.
Dun Bleenk. Dun luk awaye. An Dun Bleenk!
Pookee Kitteh juss
wawntz habz cummfurttibill Napz
wiffowtz awddee~unnss
Pookee Kitteh knoez
dat ifz hurz cloazzez hurz ieez
Munkeez goez away
Pookee Kitteh habz
hurz Poyntee Endz reddee ifz
Munkeez getz too cloass!
Jack.
Munkeez iz teh ebil.
DO NAWT WANT!
AWK! Munchichizez! Bringz bak memmriez ov teh sebbenteez wenn mai kiddos wur liddlol!
Ai mist teatym (awn teh fone, ordureng a noo celfone … myn dyed ded adn ai kant bih wifowt it foar tu lawng – amaze ink haow dependint wih getz awn teh teck … tick … lektronikull stuffz.
Ai has brot teh sordid indibiduwall keeshes ai promist awn teh lastz lol – spinnich, cheez (!!) ov sebberal kyndz, Lorraine, unnyum … yu naimz itz. Adn sum lubblolee whyt whyn foar drinkees.
Pookeh bin watchen tu meowtch GostHunterz awn TeeVee … needz tu kawl TappityTAPSes tu dee bunkify moo bing munchichizez.
Deredere, liddlol Pookeekitteh – teh munchichises myt luk skaree, butt (!!) tehy R reelee justuffed toiz adn noe kan hurtify yu. C’mon ober heer adn ai reed you a stordybuk abowt Teh Shyz Liddlol Kittehn soe yu wil fyl awl beddur.
**Red comez in, plopz down awn cowch, an kikks hur shoos awf**
Wut a day!
Oh, an izzit raynin eberyware? Ifn iz nawt, plz to telling me.
Ai trade Ur raynes fur mai snoes!!
Iz gud fing tumorrow is caturdai. Been teh lawng week.
Ohai, WRr!
Snoes? No fankyoo!
I agwee, it haz been a lawng week week week.
I gots lotsa stuff to do, too, cuz I’m goin awn bakayshun agin!
Is you goin anyware?
Yup!
I’m heddin…..Souf-ish.
Izza sekkrit. Hur nawt eben tellz teh cween whar she be when she iz awn bakayshun!!
Hazza Gud tyme rhsb. Nawt tu ware aowt awl teh YNGs.
“Nawt to ware aowt awl teh YNG’s”
Wy nawt?
U ware dem awl aowt, whut U gunna du awn teh sekkund dai?
Go site-seein?
I wanna come!!
Kan wii go tu da beach? How bout da mountains? Or maybii da desert? Huh? Huh? Kan wii red? I wanna go someplayce fun!! How bout Kings Island, or Disney Wurld, or 6 Flaggs?
Nawt dis trip, sowwy.
Mebbe nexst tiem.
**hanz 3km a ShamWow**
**starts singin**
Iz rayyyynin awl obur teh whirrrrld
Rayyyynin awl obur teh whirrrrlllld…..
Linkee
I’ts rainin in Chicago!
Ohai, pj!
U in Shee-ka-goh? My brudder iz in Illynoise too, teh sentral part.
Him libs cloas to Normal. (Dat’s abowt az cloase az himz gonna git!
)
Ai used tu lib in Illynoise…in Secor neer Peoria.
I iz in da suberbs axshully; about 1/2 hour away.
Nopes, nawt raynen wun drawp in VHF – kwyt tu teh kowntraree, itz beriberi sunnee adn reeleereelee HAWT – nyney-free dungareeses owtsyd (tahtz moar tehn elebbenty!!), adn beirberiBERI hyoomid. Tihs wevver has teh PLEH!!
Ohai, Italiana!
Iz VHF = Berry Hawt Floriduh? Wut part u in?
Oh, an I nawt finkso wii has meeted. **offurs floofy paw of frenship**
Nyse ta meetcha an Welkum to Cheezland!
Ohai tu yu, rhsb! Shaikz floofy paw uv frenshipz … *hedbonkz adn purrs* . ai haz bin rownd cheezland a wyl butt (!!) jsut gawt enuff tym tu plae reesintlee (ai runz mai own kump knee adn jsut hyrud a noo bananassistent).
NEwaiz – VHF iz indeedydoo Veri Hawt Flolridduh – adn ai am sorter in teh norfeest part.
Ohai Italiana, I used tu live in da very soutwest part uf Florida. Veri hawt!
OT: Ohai ebbrywun! Ai is awn a lidl eyelund in Scottishland! Ai finkso it is mebbe teh saem wun as Paws4thort, mebbe we gose luk fur hims toomorro. An fur kittehs too – Ai fown su m jynormus kittehs yestermaday – dai had horns an teihr frinj (bangs) in teihr iys an went “moo” butt(!) tehy wus scottishly kittehs, Ai finkso!
Tehm wuz teh ‘Lesser spottid Cheezburgers on teh Hoof’ aifinkso.
They sez “Och aye teh Moo”
RUN POOKIE RUN!!!
Yah. Run to Antie Red’s howse!
No, no, no! Yu hazza floofy purty kitteh dat gets up in da early mornin!
Butt, hur iz lonelee, an needz a fren.
I finkso a floofy BC wud be purrfeck!
How bout a Lucy Kat that lyke tu climb da bakdoor curtains at 4a.m. and myke dem go BOOM!!
Liddlol miss rownd-eye, fibro kitteh?
Hurz my buddee, butt I finkso dem two wud mayk me crazy(ur)!
Yu wuldn’t need an alarm klock ennimore! Dey kuld chase each other up and down da stairs and round da bed and over da bed, and awn, and awn, and awn!
Lyf iz lyk a kan uv gushifud – yu nebber noe whut yur gona git …
Ai haz closifyed teh off iss til Moandae … *duz a happee dansdansdans arownd teh off iss* … soe ai wil sae goonitez adn haz a happee weekie ennz (Caturdae!!) tu wun adn awl bkuz ai nawt goen tu turnify awn teh kompootur at hoam ober teh weekie endz … noe, nope, nawtgonaduit! ai wil mishoe awl untel Moandae!
… Shmoooos!!
*runswifakwikness to teh kar … VROOMZ! VROOMZ! Hoam ai goez! .. waivz pawses at awl teh Cheeaziepeeps!*
Hazza happi Caturday Italiana!!!
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