i dun care if its alreddy ded…

i dun care if its alreddy ded… I makez it dedder!
kittehs gud at maeking fings ded.
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i dun care if its alreddy ded… I makez it dedder!
kittehs gud at maeking fings ded.
Picture by: Drew Caption by: redrew89 via Our LOL Builder
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Ai need 2 be shore it’s dedd
Conga Ratz anni…
U wantz teh Hawt Chawklit, oar camlolmyle tee for drinks?
Wii haz sum niec cucumbur sammiches foar noms.
Teh hawt chokklit wud be gud thx. Nawt shore dat cucumbur sammichis wud be a gud eye deer at bedtiem!
conga
conga
conga
hamstaz!
adn mai ai pleis has sum hawt choklit, tu? aiz jus gawt bak frum walkun een teh drizzul.
Kthxnom
I can haz venisson?
Axt teh kitteh, hur will mebbe slice sum foar u.
*handz catena a shamwow
*and hawt chokklit wif a shot uv peppermint schnappz
*adn deh wippee creem on tawp.
Cheez!!
Otankee!
pleis tu has teh littul choklit marciamelloes?
*Plop!!! Plopp! Ploppity-plop-plop!!
Der iz plenny uf hawt chawklit fur awl teh peepz.
Yay – manee thx!
*Crumbles teh peppermintes over it*
I be spoileded by teh Starry$
AFter awl, it just punched itz hed frew deh wawll….
concat shoolacez, anni!!! a solo tawp spawt!!!! w000t!!
Yep.it muss hab bean runnin berry fast 2 get dat far throo teh wall!
u shore teh rest uv it izznt unner teh pikshur?
gud poynt!
Conga rats, anni! ♥♥♥♥
Thx fur teh congrats. Ai liek 2 stai an plai, but Ai haz a big tyred.
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
g’nite anni!
Dis teh biggust maus Ai eber catched…an it haz hornZ!!
wayt till ai shoews it tew mawm!
An ai sharpenz mah pointee endz azwell.
rudulfz sposed tu has eh redd noes!!!
Eeew! ded hed, PLEH.
Ai prefers teh bed hed, purrrrrrrsonally.
Hai Whut iz rong wif ded hedz?!
Holdz up teh Jerry Garcia bobblol hed!!
du yu has eh stikka awn yur CATalak?
Nawt teh stikka, Ai haz teh dai glo payntz awn teh BW microlol bus!
YAY, Jerry Garcia!!!
*runs tu put awn my tye dye GD shirt*
♪ ♫
Well Dis jawb Ai’ve gots iz jus a lidlol tuu hard,
Running owt uf munnies, CC, Ai need more pai.
Gonna wake up in teh morning CC, gonna pack mai bags,
AI’m gonna beatit awn down teh lien.
I’ll be waitin at da station CC wehn dat train pulls awn by….
Trublol wif u iz teh trublol wif meh,
Got tu gud eies but u still don’t cee.
Come rownd teh bend, u noe it’s teh end,
Teh fyreman skreems adn teh enjin just gleems…
Casy Jones you better watch dat train!
Makes me wanna go dig, dig, dig fur da cassette tapes uf da live recordings I have. Poor quality, butt live.
* offurs 3KM teh gud nipz *
*puff, puff, pass*
I kills it fur yu!
oe deeeerz! doze r reelee poyntee enz!
Oh, look! New scratchin post!
Good picture, cute cat!
Beeg Dawgeeh Hedd wiff
hoarnz awn t3h wall habz ieez dat
followz t3h Kitteh
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
getz t3h heebee~jeebeez frum
Beeg Dawggeh Hedd wiff hoanz
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
musst reetallee~aytz oanlee
way Kitteh knoez how!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
goez ‘Pew! Pew! Pew!’ wiff Poyntee
Endz…. Waytz 4 reezultz
Jack.
Clappity, clappity!! YAY Jack, you’ve done it again!!
strypee tukkz kitteh nawt teh awnlee won wif teh heebee~jeebeez!
lufflee az awlwais, masta jack
Yeah.
Heebee-jeebeez! ai likes it. wood be a gud name fur a kitteh, ahfinkso!
ohai ebbryboddy. haz teh cween left teh building? Ai had a liddle surprise fur her!
*tippy toez bak in*
Boo! did i skeered u??
Nope! but yew nokt teh dobby-girl outa mai lap. Haz still nawt lurned teh linkee trick, an brayn iz too tired fur gnu tings twoday, but…
h t t p://www.calendars.com/Firefighting/cat00716/?cm_mmc=google-_-Firefighter+Calendars-_-Phrase-_-firemen+calendar%7C-%7C100000000000000153941&cm_guid=1-_-100000000000000153941-_-4116019945&gclid=CJf7k6-AsZ0CFRlcagodFwoohQ
ifn yew wood be picking won, an emayling me yur address, ai cud fulfil a previous obloligation!
Ummm…my cween? mai cween!? uh oh…
Or…um…ifn yew are into teh free stuff an lowering yur carbon pawprint, pleez do nawt be furgetting teh googlol images!
h t t p://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=naughty+firemen&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=&aqi=
um, …my cween? hmmm, iz problolly hard (snerk) to decide!
oooooo. …. i got distractifyed. …….. bai deh shineez, ya, dat itz deh shineez!! I will emayoing u!!!
Yes, yes..taht um…fire gear iz um…verry shiney!
Well, look out fur teh hozes! ai heer they can be swinging them verry…um…fast, yes, fast and…um…skillfully!
*Luks around*
Hey, where did red go? Haz shii awlready leeved fur bakashun? Her nawt even sayed gudbye! Whaaaaa!
Maibee hur iz inna fite wif teh shawur hed…hur wuz gunna chanj it fur teh noo wun tudai.
Oh yeah. Gud luck tu her wif dat.
Um, may hab bin a merjency sumware…maybe won involving sum firemenz hoo did nawt hab time to put awn all of dere…um…fire gear..kthx gotta go um…bai & scmooz!
Uuhh. I finkso I better run tu her howse, incase her needs help wif da firemenz!
Watch owt fur teh …oh, nebber mind. Wut gud iz a firemenz widdowt hims hose?
Grrr! Arrr!
*Danses wildly around da libbing room wif China Cat Sunflower blasting*
Thnx Wwr fur da memories!!
ded.
dedder.
deddest.
just sayin’
teh dedder teh better
Ohai Phillipe! we haz nawt met, ahfinkso! extenz floofy paw of frendingness. Um. so sawry, butt, ebberyone seems haz gone somewhere! Am finkin mebbe wuz a fyre? bawt nice tew be meeting yew!
*sunny smylez her moas innosent smyle*
sawry, lunarmommy! did nawt see you there! Did nawt meen to imply taht you are nawt sumwon! ♥♥♥3
** naow whi kant weirdpress member whoz I iz eberi time I sign in!
aniwho….
I ded
you deded
they dededest
congrmagration I noes it!
momcat
I can declines teh nouns:
No, fangqueue, DO NAWT WANT enny moar nouns. Speshly Latin wuns.
hmmm…. but declinashun is sumfin gascat is doin in hiz fizicks klass!
if u no wantz nonuns, wud u lik sum berbs insteaded?
momcat
momcat!!!! long timeno seeing!! how’z yoo an evreewun in yor fambly?
ohai lunarmommy!
fings iz a bit pleh hear at da moments…. estudent teachin gotted “put off” bi mi skool. kant wurk- neber no if iz goin ta getz a estudent teachin position.
gascat iz doin gud- himz fiminshin up an AA decree dis yer at da communiti college!!! (dat iz ifin he makz it fru fisicks….) himz gotta meet wif hiz udder online grup dis sadderdai.
fishy kitteh habbin lotz n lotz ub trubbl, movin did nawt makz her bedda- dr tinycat finkz she mai bee autistic… oh well, da res of uz are- whi nawt her…?
ohai momcat, sorry to heer yor wurkin an teechifyin iz up in teh air, hope it settles down soon! also sorry to heer fishykitteh iz habbing trubbles, hope teh dr. tinycat can gets her sorted owt so can begin helping her. {{{fishykitteh}}} glad gascat iz doing gud! fizix, huh? tahts not eezy. my boi hoo iz abowt gascats ayj iz a fizix major, lieks it but iz reelly hard!! him iz gone off to do mishun wurk for a cupple ob yeers, but iz habbing sum anksiety problems. tehy has counselors an a dr. tinycat taht kan helps him, tho, so hopefully him will be ok. we wants evreefing to go well for owr kidlets but iz alwayz sumfing to wurry abowt!
Ai killz yu fur teh sekkond tyme!
Dis wut ai fink uv tawkin cao awn wal.
MUUS! MUUS! MUUS, U M BESS SIL!
me thinks itz realy cutez!!!! lol!!!
i love this 1 its realy funny lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!