Where’z the dispense buttn?
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ai gawtz yur pense rite heer…
adn teh suspenz iz killun mii…
A bird in the mouth is worth two in the nest.
won een teh bush iz wurf tu een teh han…
adn nauw ai goez tu teh nawtee bayrn…
congrats catena! Here, has sum blood orange tea and applols and choklit cookies to sillybrait ur nawtsekkund!
tankee! adn ai oe dis nawt sekkund tu anni fur goen aowt tu ehpoyntmunt!
Ai jes gawt eet! *facepaw*
[starts popping ginkgo pills] *sheesh*
Nao awl ai can pikshur in my brain iz catena
taunting the kitteh wif Jacko style danse moov.
Hee Hee!
a penny fur your pensee…
What goes in must come out.
speshlol dispensation
gives new meaning to his eye is on da sparrow.
NE-buddy home?
NE-birdee!
Awww! Wut happnd tu teh tayl??? Stumpy kitteh!
iz et kurffd ehroun?
It’s tail is bobbed. Some varieties of cat are just born that way. I think its cute.
tayle er noe tayle, iz bery pritty kitteh. Bootiful
ploomidgemarkingsTabbeh ploomidge, ftw!
I duzzint noes if it is born that way or lost part of its tayl. I culd almost beleef he mite has lost it in a misadventshur. He DUZ luk lyke summat of a “risk-taking” type of kitteh. . . . Or mebbe teh burdee mafia got tyred of hiz antiks and tuk sum kynd of revenj . . . Oh noes!
Iz Pixie Bob kitteh??? Luk dem up. We haz one. They are CUTE!!!
Did yu put in eggs sak change?
Teh yolk’s awn teh kitteh. Teh masheen iz empty.
Heez shelling owt hiz hard urned munies foar nuffin.
crunchee on teh owtside, nommy in teh insides.
fings iz neber obereezy, iz dey kitteh?
[scamblolz tew fink ob gud contribushun tew this pun eggstavaganza]
ai cahnt…mai braynium iz fryed.
Ai fink omelette sumwun else kom up wif sumfing.
Yu hardboiled types is be-devilled wif poaching frum eech uvver
*puzzlol’ed look*
ifinkso dish be mostly ovumyhead.
[peeks above sweetpea's hed]
*puzzlol’ed look*
Ai doan sii N-E china???
Ai did sii uh suspishus spoon lurking arownd here tho.
Purrzackly! Watch owt foar teh astro-bovine thunder.
*cackles wildly as ovum cracks open*
*facepaw again* [pops moar ginkgo]
Heer, byrdie byrdie byrdie! come owt adn plai!
[flips Stubbycat teh burd frum inside teh hows]
Its rite here kitteh.
[points]
[kitteh luks at end ob NC's finger]
*poke*
Nao leeb doez burdies alone Mr. Stubbs.
Some call me Mr. Stubbs. But you may call me Mr. Teethandclawsintoyourfinger.
@@@@@
[pulls Mr. Stubbs' tayle adn runsawaywifuhkwikness]
Wait! Wut?
Hay! Ai wan mai kwarter bak!
Adn my two dollars.
TWO DOLLARS!!!1!
and two bits!!
♪ Bump budda bump bump… ♪
butt butt butt *my little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it’s sort of a family crisis. Bye!*
[paperboy turns adn luks at NC]
[NC gets in hiz station wagon tew get away]
Suddenly…
* Two brothers… One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching “The Wide World of Sports.” So you tell me… Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell? *
AAAAAH!
The Porky cameo iz the best!
crow is not home, cat!
he brought ice cream to your house!!
go home, cat! go home!!
Tabbeh teezers.
Darn import — dey duzzint do kwalitee control on deez dispensurs!
ai luff ur halloweenie luuk nightshayde!
Fankies — right back atcha, BF!
C’mon, scweezzz them out, baby!
probably a mac
If it was a mac, it would work.
Butt(!) it wuld ownlee gib yew wun variety ob dispensation, it wooden play niec wif udder birds, and it wuld cost moar than teh otter birdhouses.
Stumpee decides to dispense wif teh Mac.
but you mite NEED a speshul dispensashun, DK!!
[puts elebenty munies in Applol vend-o-matic]
[nuffin komz owt]
[puts moar munies in]
[nuffin komz owt]
[NC kicks masheen]
[nuffin komz owt]
[NC grabs masheen adn wrasslolz it]
Mmmfff *bash* *bang* *crash* owww!
[coconut dispenses]
Well isn’t dat speshul?
stoopy vendin masheenz!! last nite atwerk vendin masheen eeted mai munnies, butt nawt gib mii a sammich. sew stoopy uniquekitty puts moer munnies in masheen….still no sammich!!
no noms fur UK last nite…
Awwww. {{{UK}}}
Stoopy steal-o-matic masheens!
[hands UK Dagwood style montrosity]
fankies NC66! wuz otay – UK iz floofy enuff, nawt hert to miss a meel!! Butt ai tayks dis sammich wif mii to werk an nawt be hongree tonite!
nomnomnom!!
Duz yoo wunt fries with that? Mebbe a milkshayk? Poor UK, no fuds! *hates to fink of a fellow kitteh starvin to deth*
ooo – fries anna milkshayk??!! DO WANT!
*grabs Dagwood sammich, fries, an milkshayk, runs off to 5th day on noo jawb*
bye bye an fankies fur teh noms!
Ai gno hao yew feel. Iz busy seezun at wurk, adn wii git lawt ob temps this tiem ob yeer. Most iz teh nice, butt(!) uh cupplol ob teh bad applols always try tew “trick” teh soda masheen intew gibbing dem moar dan wun, and dey yooshully jes end up clogging teh vending mechanism and borking it. NC iz beeg fan uh soda, adn hii gets cranky wen hii can’t hab hiz Dr.P.
awwww… Ai hayts taht…Ai usda werk fur teh sawf dreenk companees n summmi tymes teh wud run owta teh stuffs Ai lyked en teh musheen.. mayd meh has a sad…
Yu ebber use a “coffee” masheen? (I put in kwotes becuz is not rilly coffee, is brown cafeen joose.) But ennyway I kwitted uzing dem after one in teh coffeteria got into teh habit of taking yr munnies, drinking teh coffee itself, an DEN dispensing a emptee cup. Now I drinks T.
Wishun Ai had teh “atwerk”….sorta.. Habnot werked sins Ape rule….. jus feeline mohr uslyss awl teh thyme..
Ogudafatahnoonz, Mistofer Burrd – I’m Kit , adn ai’m heer to tayk yur dotter Robin owt to bih … ai mmeenz to has luntsch …
mahm! Teh machien tukk mai moneyz agin
Hooray for letting your cat outside to decimate local bird populations! Responsible ownership fail.
I used to have a cat that looked EXACTLY like that tail and everything!!! Ah I miss her!!!
Spai sappin mah dispensor!!
(For those who don’t get the joke: Go play Team Fortress 2)