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A tomater frum Hades!
Congrats, gremlin!
congrats gremlin!
here, has sum choklit topped shortbread biscuit foar silly brashun! And sum kofi 2!
hao u is, my fairy godmother of teh interwebz? {{gremlin}}
Fankees, mah cheezlubs! I injois teh tomatoes but I noes they is no gud for kittehs to eet. Marmie luks fascinated – whut is it? and when will it attak?
I be gud, honeycakerabbit! Hope awl is well with yoo. Is a glorious sunneh morning this morning in PA after a verreh Winnie-teh-Pooh windy day yestiday!
Iz fine! Was glorious and sunneh until an hour ago, nao teh clouds b covering teh town. It b awlways liek that ober here. Weather changes wiffin minutes!
PA has sum berry lublee corners, rite? Iz been there eerlier this year and did lots of lublee hikes wif my then-still-fiancé.
Yesh, we duz has sum lubbblee areas. Mah huzbing and I ar hikers too, and ther ar lots of grayt owtdoors areas to explor. Oktober is especially luvlee when teh trees start to turn cullurs. Is not verreh advanced yet in middlol of PA wher I am yet – but ther is sum spektacular trees here and ther! Is a majik tyme – when teh elves start paynting teh trees overnite!
that b sumfing u merry kans are moar lucky than us central yurupeens. We no has that spectacular indian summer. Is on my list of fings to do: visit norf merika during indian summer. mebbe u kin ask sum of those elves to kum over here and do sum painting?
hcr!!! Where doo yoo live???
Ai lived fur mennee yeerz in Stuttgart, an ai awlwaiz thot we had spektakewlar fawl coloring. An teh brite red ivy awl ober ebreething!
Tho ai must say, itz verree prittee heer in Meeshegun, too!
I liv in teh Norf, near Kiel. I groo up near Stuttgart, tho! We mite hab missed eech uvver by sum years ownly! Coloring nawt bad there, speshullee wif all teh wine, butt nawt as gorgeous as VLC, foar eggsample!
iz luken berree pritee awp heer een Kenektiiket nauw. wii wuz berree windee yestadae, tu.
conga rats awn teh Filleez win! (Mai hubicat bein frum teh Filehdellfeeah)
honeycakerabbit – I sendings a few leaf-paynting elves yor way, via teh Internets, speshul delivery!
catena – ah, yoo has a PA konnekshun! Filedelfia is a wunnerful citteh to vizit. Mah sister and I went to teh Franklin a September or two ago to see teh King Tut and the Golden Age of the Pharaohs exhibit ther. It wuz teh stunning. I had wanted to see a Tut exhibit sinz I wuz liddlol girl – wuz a dream coem troo.
And so I reveels mahself to be a mewseum geek; I lubs to vizzit mewseums. Mah verreh fayvrits may be teh Metropolitan Mewseum of Art in NYC (check owt their fantastic Egyptology exhibit on teh furst floor – they has a hole temple, teh Temple of Dendur, set up in a room with glass walls facing Central Park) and of korse teh Smithsonian in DC.
O!!! ai wuz et teh Tut eggsibut et teh Frenklun!!! wii mite has bene passun een teh hawls!
Oooh, verreh kool! Wuz wun of teh nicest eggzibits I has seen. Awl that gold and fancee stuffs. We had lonsch at Ralph’s. And shopped at sum mawl on teh way home (wuz a wun-day bus trip). But I kuld hav skipped awl teh rest of it just for a few mor minnits at teh mewseum. Duz yoo member hao they had teh steps owt frunt paynted in gold paynt with a pikshor of teh boy king?
oh, fanku! I will b watching teh trees changing color teh neggst days!
Ifn u lieks teh mewseums (so does I!), has u seen teh Penn mewseum in Filly? Iz been there and it b great!
Teh Field Mewseum in Chicawgo be good museum, too! And teh Smithsonian! I still has nebber been to all ov teh Smithsonian museum bldgs yet, but I loves teh Nachural History and ethnographic wuns the mosteset, and the new Native Amercian Museum be gud!
Well!!! WHAT a coinkeediink! Ai ar a mewseum geek, too!
Meee tu! Ai mis de Brityish Moozeem. Wun ob mai fayvrit playsiz.
dere iz eh nete Smifsoniun desine/krafz muesem…dey haz teh neetuss stawf!
renwick
Ah, yesh. Is hard to see awl of teh Smithsonian! Is so beeg! Mah fayvrit is teh Natural History Mewseum, with dinosaurs and gems and that wunnerful gift shop on teh grownd flor.
Sekkund fayvrit playc to vizzit on teh Mall is prolly National Gallery of Art. They has Renoir’s Liddlol Girl with a Watering Can. *swoons at thot of awl that blooness*
Wunz herd an owl storeh I lyked abowt Smithsonian. They fownd a payr of owls living in wun of teh bildings and named them Increase and Diffusion – which is teh goals of teh Smithsonian, teh increase and diffusion of knowledge. Yoo kin seeing a pikshor of teh owls at teh bottom of this page:
ht tp://siarchives.si.edu/history/exhibits/historic/sibint.htm (close up teh space)
♫ Yu sai tomater nd ai sai tomartoe .. ♫
Congaz tu yu Gremlin !!
Dis whut happind when Wagner throo in teh towl with opra and tuk up vejitible farming insted . . .
lets jest hope there nawt b kumming vegetable valkyries…
Viking tomayto!
(note to trolls: yes, I know that Vikings did not wear helmets with horns — it was an invention by Wagnerian costume designer that stuck. STN!)
i didunt noe that! is teh funneh! awl teh odd helmets ownly b cos of teh Wagner?
There may haz bin sum horned helmets fur ceremonial porpoises, but teh real fighting gear wuzza smooth helm wif nose guard. Horned helmet nawt so yuseful in sword fights! Smooth helm deflects sword blade.
nao sumbunny agin tell me ICHC nawt useful! I b lerning teh history here!
Here be artickle on the subject, wif history of artsy representations of horns:
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2189/did-vikings-really-wear-horns-on-their-helmets
hcr, I tried postifying linkee to more complete info. Is awaiting moderayshun, which means it may never turn up, so I tries again:
straightdope.com/columns/read/2189/did-vikings-really-wear-horns-on-their-helmets
hcr, I tried two times to positfy link to article on Viking helmets, but bof commints awayting moderayshun. Maybe sumday wun ov thems turns up.
fanku! Iz waitin paishently. I’ll b luking into this fred teh neggst days
Plz not te tellz diz tu Hagar de Horreeblez! Him migh no be ina funi papurz ani mor!
tahmatadammernom?
FTW!
CATENA!!! LOL!!!! That tuk mai bref away!! BRILLY ANT!!!
Oh – win, win, win!!!!
*dukz hede shilee*
tankee!
ROFL! FTW defnitlee. Ai saloot yu.
W00t!! w00t!! a 5 way makramay!!!
Deh conga-ratz will now dansing fur Gremlin, Annipuss, Catena, honeycakerabbit, adn PoussinBoi!!
K’mon Ratz!!
*bangz on door uv rat howse*
Dere b dansin tu due!!
*deh ratz kum owt awl dressed in devlish red Conga owtfitz,
*wif lotsa rufflolz and sparklolz.
*Eech rat b keerying a pitchfork.
*Dey leed deh dansing tu deh tybooteek.
Conga, conga, KONG GA!!
Konga, kong-ga, CONG-GA!!
Wow! Rats in devilish red Conga owtfitz – hao *gigglols* SKAYREE!!! I mean – hao KYOOT!!! PleezBeKayrfulWithThosePitchforksKthx!
Tehse ratz du a mean dans !! Adn tehy luk meen az wel !!
Thx mj !!
*habbing reeched deh tybooteek, deh ratz suddenly turn on mj
*chasing hur up and down deh streetz of Cheezland!!
ow!! ooooo!!! Hay!!! Nok it off guyz!!!
Aiieeeee!!! sumbuddy take deh pitchforkz away frum dem ratz!!!!
* PB runz awai butt(!) goze teh rong wai !! Wiv no uvverf choyc, hi grabs a tin ob tar frum teh rodewurkaz neerbi nd a pitched bettlol beginz …
Ratz tern nd scurry bak to dair rathaus wiv tehre taylz betwine tehre legz.
Sabed !!!
Why, PB, whut a heroik effort to sayv cheezland’s kween! I givs yoo this medlol of vallor.
*hands PB a medlol of vallor*
All hail PB!
All hail teh cween!
Thx Grem !!
Ai shell keep teh MoV wiv pried !!
b careful nawt to has LCB get to close to it!
Ai wil kepe it wiv mi skool prizis:
Gud spellur
Sox up strate
Cownting (tu elebenty)
Milk monita (wi had teh free mikl (
..
Yu get teh ideer !!
WOW!! VERREE impressiv!! SUM peepl nebber get enething!!
I wuz ackshuly in owr stayte spelling kontest in 6th grade. I kaym in 13th in teh state. Teh whurd I misspelled wuz vinaigrette. I did nawt noes it had that sekrut “a” stuk in ther. But nao I never forgets it.
Mah oldist sister gave me a liddlol award with a statue on it and everything. Teh award sed at teh bottom (and this IS hao it wuz spellt! – LOLspeak eggsisted even way back befoar Internets):
CHAMPUN SPELER
LOL
Oh, fankeez PB!!! U mai hee row!! *batz eyelashez*
Woz nuffin !! Ai juz pitchd in !!
*Finks: If shi sez “tar” iz coz ai stil got it awn mi hans *
Um…. *lukz at huzbin* No, I not flirtingz. I just had sumfing in mai aye. *nodz* Datz it, sumfing in mai aye.
Adn now I must tu going…. It b mooving day agin..
See ya l8er allyg8erz!
Inner whiel, crockerdial !
Nao, nao, Janet, dammit !!
* gotta wotch dis wun .. *
Rocky Horror Show ref. . .FTW!!!!!!
LOL! Yoo dint reelee think ai’d miss that wun, did yoo??
Ai nyu yu woodnut !! Uvvawyz it wud bi rood nd ai onli plai nies !!
Enniwayz, iz wunfirty ay-em, sew ime up lait agen.
Nighty, nighty !! (pajarma, pajarma)
sleep berry well in ur bettgestell…
I wudd have thot that teh rats in teh devil outfit b leading teh way to teh nawty barn?
fanku mai cween!! teh rats is teh awsum! Lukily teh PoussinBoi awlso. I hop u safe nao? oar teh rats founded teh bak door exit?
is just what u use to make fra diavolo… thass all!
LOL!!! Wehn ai furst red this, ai thot yoo were meening teh opera bai Auber!
Az teh toe pick seemed to be gong in taht jerneral direkshun!
Fra Diavolo, ou L’hôtellerie de Terracine (Fra Diavolo, or The Inn of Terracina) is an opéra comique in three acts by the French composer Daniel-François-Esprit Auber, first performed at the Opéra-Comique, Paris on 28 January 1830. The libretto, by Auber’s regular collaborator Eugène Scribe, is loosely based on the life of the Neapolitan bandit Michele Pezza, active in southern Italy in the period 1800-1806, who went under the name of Fra Diavolo (“Brother Devil”).
An Italian version of the opera was prepared by Auber and Scribe for performance in London in 1857. This contained new recitatives and arias, as well as expanding the roles of Fra Diavolo’s accomplices.
The opera was Auber’s greatest success, one of the most popular works of the 19th century and was in the standard repertory in its original French as well as German and Italian versions. An English translation was also prepared.[1] Hugh Macdonald has characterised this comic opera as “the most successful work of its kind before Offenbach”.[2]
eep! lol! I was thinking of shwimp fra diavolo, ackshully!
it’s a spicy mater-based sause… I finkso you know that Janet, but for enyone else that mite not….
Oh, a spicy mater-based sause, and with an opera tie-in! And shwimps! Wow! Hao wunnerful . . .
O JCH4K, yu reeded mai mynd! Orltho ai hab nebber hurd dis oprera. Kurintlee ai is singerin de Oftenbark in Jurmin – kin yu majjin??
LOL!!! Yes, ai can!! Oh, ai just gotta com bak to jermanee soon!
you say tomater, i say toemahtah
Taek it awai!
anni, i luv ur hat! is so funny!
Thx, hcr! Ai trie 2 be seezunal!
i didunt noe halloween was a seezun.
Oyez – awl teh kiddeez bii seezun teh kendee noms!
It wuzn’t reelee in TTI, till teh lass fyoo yeerz, but awl teh shops aer full uv stuff fur sillybraytin it.
it’s nawt ober here. I wish it was. Wud keep teh krismis stuff out of teh shops foar some time! Ebbry year agin Iz confuzzled by finding all teh krismis choklit stuffs from Septembur on… By krismis u is tired awf it! I’d luv sum witch hats. We has lots of pumkins, though. Time to make pumkin suup. hmmm… berry nommy
Yummmmmmm!!!
Do yoo maek punkin curree soop??
no, i dunnot use teh curry. It’s teh onions and teh flour and teh sour cream and teh nutmeg, ifinkso. And teh pumkin
. Iz nawt teh wun responsiblol foar teh pumkin suup. That’s hubby’s department 
. We does lots of cooking, butt we no sees eech uvver so offen… mebbe sum cuming weekend.
Teknuklee is wun nite/day, butt(!) sows krissmas !!
Oh, PB, u b wanning to c my rabbits, rite? I has uploded sum (kwite old, butt rabbits no change so much) pikshures. Ifn I has time, I’ll make sum noo wuns.
Thx HCR !! Taht wud be niec !! Praps wiv sum lettis oar karrits?
Iz liek Bwring yor petz tu Skuul !!
is nawt so eezy, akshullee. Them b outdoor rabbits and teh wether is nawt offen gud foar teh pikshures. and it b dark when i cums hoam, that nawt so halpful eether…
baesment cat sendz mii…
basement cat inside?
Ai doan lyk it at awl !!!!
u sai towmayto
ai sai ebil red ting wif hornz
C? I toeld u awl alawng deez fingz wuz bad. (’sept fur meybee awn burgrz.)
Iz dis teh orinj one dat iz poysin?
(Teh tomayter, NAWT teh kitteh)
Marmie: Teh voyces tellz me to do fings. Ebil fings.
Yu cud neber doo ebil tings! Sush a bootiful floofy boi!!!
Whut teh hecate izz taht??!!
@@@@!!!!!@@@ Italiana!
LOL!!! Shez awn a roll!!
Az that tomahto aut to bee. Sum nice hole grayn tohst – a bit ov Mirakul whip – an sliced tomahto wif a bit ov salt an pepper!!
Janet, I sented yu emeow this morning….
Got it!! An WOW! Awl thoz grate links!
Flooffee Tukkz Kitteh
reddee 2 stayrz daown eebil
Killurr Tomayto!
Killurr Tomayto
seez Flooffee Tukkz Kitteh andz
habz jynoarmuss ‘Skayrd!’z
Killurr Tomayto
knoez dat Flooffee Tukkz Kitteh
habz Layzurr Beem Ieez!
Jack.
“Killurr Tomayto”! WIN!
awsum, Jack!
Killa Tomaytoe
awlsoe noes dat kitteh kanz
karf hym awp een giff!
“Attaack ov the Killer Tomatoes” ref!!!!!1!!!1!!!! FTW!!!
Mebbey is not teh ebil….ai saw teh cow – givver ov BURGUR an MILK an thus CHEEZ!!! Ohhhh, iz a frend to teh tummee!
Is dis frum teh same garden as teh bunnymato? Is sumwun owt dere doing topiary veggies?
Or – gasp! – is dis teh result of JEANS SPLISING??? Is dis a COWMATO?
aarg! “growed”! nawt gowed!!! stoopeefingursratsfratsngrumblolgrumblemumble…
*patz AfriCat awn teh hed*
Nawt to werree – we awl noe waht yoo ment!!
Awn sekond thot, yoo cud hav ment “gLowed??” Thingz offen “glow” in biologee labs. Oar nawt. LOL!!
Selb sorssign burgaz !!! * Yay !!! *
jeans s;iising — what happens when too big purrson in too small jeans bends ober.
Doan noe bout yu, ai luuk teh uvver wai !! Ai doan wont tu hirt mai ize !!
Iz gud to carry boddlol ov brain bleech wif you at all times.
LOL !!
* misd tihs lars niet *
Au haz 2 go owt dis affernoon fur mai annyuel rebyoo at teh doktur’z.
Bai fur naow!
Bai Anni !!
Gib himz a gud rebyoo onli if hi deserbz it !! * badd joek, i noe *
Say, mebbe this pikshor is posted nao in honor of Leif Ericson Day!
Happeh Leif Ericson Day, cheezpeeps!
Whoops – just chekt and L E Day is teh 9th, nawt teh 8th.
Well, happeh Leif Ericson day, WUN day erlee!
Well, if we can sillybrate ebbreething else so urlee, wai nawt Leif Ericson??
An OH, WHAT a pittee it cudn’t hav bin posted tomorrow!! THAT wud hav bin just grate!!!
leif ericson aktor on hi shapparal (cowboy tv show)
We useta watch that when I wuz liddlol. Mah dad was and is a beeg fan of westerns. Also Bonanza and The Cowboys (I had a crush on A. Martinez hoo played Cimarron) and awl teh uther TV western shows. Sumtiems on a Caturday teh TV stayshun wuld play western movies . . . and mah dad wuld sit cackling in his chair over teh “shoot-em-ups” as he kawled them.
Still duz!
but but but… what duz an ebilmater have to do with Leif Ericson??
*whispurs* Is teh viking horns wut brot it to mynd!
Eben tho reaal Vikings donut wear horns…
Uh-oh! is time fur Viking Kittehs agin!
http://www.dennyweb.com/viking_kittens.htm
my hooman liked alias smiff and jones….
Grandawter and ai awr beeg fans ob
teh caturdai morning pasghetti westerns.
Alias Smiff and Jones!!!! *swoons* We LUBBED that show! I wuz teh hart-borken when Pete Deuel committed suicide teh last day of December 1971.
We has a retro TV network here that shows reruns of Alias Smith & Jones. “And of all the banks and trains they robbed, they never shot anyone. . . .” Is pritteh cheezy, ifinkso, but we didn’t notiss it way back then!
Can you people not spell???? It would be funnier if you people could spell correctly.
Ohai, Amy! Ay kant speek for teh otters, but IRL aym a CHAMPUN SPELER (see storeh abuv).
Nice to meetcha!
If the website title ‘I can has cheezeburger’ didn’t give it away, lolspeak is the language of choice for many patrons here.
iz hawd tu speel enkerrktlee bawt foenekutlee. trii eet sum tiym. giffz teh braynz eh wurkawt!
Ohai Amy! It b cawled ‘lolspeak’. Luk here:
It b jest foar fun! taek it eezy and welcum to cheezland!
my still ongoing trubbles wif posting linkees, let mi show u it… *sigh*
ai finez eet wurkz bess effen yu leaf awf teh kwotes “”
sigh – iz it Caturday yet?
dis iz grayt!
Oh, Catena, I LUVS this!!!!! Fankee fur posting!
oh catena, this is awwwwwsum!!! Fanku! luv it! once moar strenfengs my positive predjudices abowt skandinavia… them peeps up there in teh norf r so much funny and unconventional! luvit luvit luvit!
awn a sepprate note: does NE-buddy noe whut teh tune played towards teh end is (frum 1:09 or so)? Wud luv to get teh notes and torture teh piano wif it!
Dis mater nawt ebil.
Ownlee cocomuts can has ebil aifinsko.
Dis mater jes wants tew bii uh liddlol saucy.
wai cocomuts ebil?
They torment our skwirrlgrrl.
I fink it awl started here, butt(!) there hab bin many episodes.
Ai fot there wuz sunfing awn the cheeztowncryer, butt(!) alas ai culd nawt find it.
fanku!
*Grandpa Simpson like* EEEEEEEEEEEVIIILLL!!
VegetEVIL.
Ai allwayz new vegetablols wuz evil! Nao ai haz pruf!
ZOMGZOMGZOMG!!!1!
MAI LOL IZ AWN TEH FRUNT PAEGE!!!1!
Dis mai BERY FURST taim on teh frunt paege!!!1!
Okai, ai wll clam daown …
Fanku awl fur teh wunnerfulz cawmintz!
Dis pitcher ob mai bebeh, “Baby”. (She spelz it funneh.) Teh ebil veggee groo in mai greens-hauz. Ai haz alsoez pitchers ob her nokkin’ teh ebil veggee ober an’ swattin’ it.
Ooooooh!!!1! Ai em soooo eksaiterd! Ai subzmitterd dis pitcher wif tooo odder capshuns, too.
Wun wuz brakin’ nooze – “Kitteh finds proof – veggies EVIL!”
Teh odder wuz “No, ai doez NAWT see teh rezemblementz!” Cuz ai bin tellin Baby dat she luks laik lil’ red debbil veggee.
Oh, fanku, fanku agin cheezfrens, for puddin Baby on teh frunt paege an for all teh funneh and cheerzfull cawmentz!
sierraseven
Yu lubz yor “Baby” nd shi iz a lubbablol babeh !! Wot cud bi betta !!!
Wot cud bi betta? Ai gotz anudder sweetee namezd “Mousie” an she iz beeyooteeful an snorgly tu! An dere bofe soooo spoyled. Ai dunno haow dat happend! Ai nebber spoylz teh kittehs … wel, maibee jus a lil.
Fanku fur yur naiz ting yu sayz, PoussinBoi, ai em still awl eksitedz dat mai Baby iz a famuss selleberitee awn teh intertubez!
Yay fur making deh frunt paige!!!!!
ur Baby is a beeyoootifull floofy kitteh!
MEnnee congrachulashuns fur this GRATE pickchur, sierraseven. Yur babeh iz adorablol!! An ai’m so glad to heer where taht tomahtoe caem frum!!
Itz a troolee wunderful pickchoor, an ai admired it at wunz!! Hao fast yoo had to bee to ketch tath exact moment!
Um…u kno it’s akshully frut, rite?
O fanku, ur magestee, she iz teh mostest purtyestest ornj kitteh!
Janet, ai confesses dat ai set dis up – ai put teh ebil veggie on teh cownter wear she lieks to sit – she caem to see wut it wuz – an’ ai tuk teh pitchers. Ai gotz pitchers ob herz swattin’ teh ebil veggee too.
Mebbe iz a froot, but frootz iz nawt az ebil az teh veggees. Nawt az funneh, eeder.
i knu it! zhe vegetambles r alwais ebil!!
Tomatoes are a fruit. NOT a vegetable.