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the “up” button push the “up” button “UP” … “UP” …..the “UP” button! PUSH THE “UP” BUTTON…..
i nivver gonna halp u moov again.
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goggie purrtends not to hear
*goggie looking casual: filing nails, whistiling a tuneless tuen… looking off into distanz..*
“one thing’s for sure, kittehz gonna be lots thinner” goggie sez wif a smurk
Artoo, you stoopy goggie,“shut down all the trash compactors on the detention lol”
*goggie drools*
*warmheart from smile*
Fur teh luv uv CC!!!
Teh powur uf CC cumpells U!
Push teh Up button, teh powur uf CC compells U.
no, teh other “up” button!
Hay!
Ofankyooo PJ, mii horsee wuz da hondry and hee lubbs HAY!
Yay ferr hay!
No! da othur up button!
GMTA pj!!!
Now I want you to listen carefully: Put the candle back!
I will try to stop the bookcase with my body…
Young frankenstine ftwin ^^
HALP MEH! Iz bein sqwished!
Get…. off…. the…. sofa…. get….. off…. the….. sofa…..
Ex-squeeze me…
Baekkin powdur?
Butt!!, I dowanna ba a panini!
[HOMER] Mmmmm… panini. [/HOMER]
Dis iz genu wine LOL!!
A Sphinx purr says what?
What?
shphinx asks question…
The most annoying word, known to man
is ever annoying, the whole lifespan,
tell me it, now
or tendrils 0 d00m
send you to place 0 no retrun…
Whatever!!!
Like, I like, umm totally hate it when people like, say “go” when then totally mean like “said”.
“then, she goes ‘no way’ and he said like, ‘way’ and stuff, and they like totally break up because she saw him in the gym with Shanjiqueah in fourth block and he totally had NO SOCKS ON!”
I’m way too good at that. I think I may need help.
I hate it wen peepol say “shudda went” or “he did gud”.
I haet it wehn peeple say – in response to “hao ar yoo?”
“ai’m gud.”
That duzzn’t reelee anser teh kweschun!! Ai care nawt fur there morals!
An she goes “I shudda went to gib him himz socks”, anden he goes “you did gud”, an den I go “ai”M gud” (butt)!!! Him still totally had no sox on.
An then I’m all, like, so whut is it with the no sox? An he’s like, whut -EVer.
I’m copacetic widdat
N if yoo DO tell tehm hao yoo ar, dey sez “Dats nice” no madder waht yoo sez or dey tink yoo ar wierd cus yoo akshully tell dem. i lurvs bein teh asp-burgers.
*sphinx like look*
very well. you all may pass.
next question:
What ship rides the wild and stormy seas
of all of life’s storms, cat astrophic they be…
it sails on high and lowest of tides
answer me now, or by tendrils you die…
*twitchy tendrils twitch near switch 0 trapdoor unnerneaf pj adn dennis*
Dat switch Luks dusty!!
* taeks teh swiffur adn clean teh switch wif a vigorous *
OOPS! did ai du dat?
Ooppps two badz TET — You jest falleded inna da twap — Buy Buy Meester Troll!!!
sad, slow shake of head. of course, a Troll is a troll just for the very reason he no can has or be the answer to da riddul…
*shpinx looks around*
but the rest of you should be abul to anwer da riddul…i will give you a time extra
*turns hour glass over*
I finso it b FrenShip.
Very well done, Your Royal Painess. You have saved your subjects. Now, save yr slef:
riddle 11
Being 2 kinds of peeps, nary 1, nary free
One kind sees e11lebenty
The other sees________
Mii
OOH Dis iz fun!! awmost liek teh slied at teh waddur parks!!
Naow where did Ai stawp digging dis trap?
Oh yass! dis wun leeds tu teh Brake rume!
Welolcome. I was hoping a troll would drop in for dinner.
Um.. hrm… hmmm… like um ifink its um ….. two muchee stress —- I nawt finks guds wen i mite dye
Da SS Mt. McKinley???
O nose eets da SS 42!!!
33.
youre’ clothes. da Cween, on the otter hand, iz way off base.
23?
riddul 11 redeux
Being 10 kinda peeples, BOGO free
Da 1th kind sees e11ebenty, t’otter sees __________
*Thros hans in da air…rips sweatshirt in haff…falls to da grownd screemin “I gibs up”*
heheheh…
*tendrilstweedle with twapdoor*
*turns hour glass o’er for teh 10rd time*
t’ottur seez deh abalone
your sujbects aer in peril, Ohai Cween. if you asnwer correctly, you sabe dem. Answer flippantly, and dey get flippant into da kasm. Your choice.
You can haz time extra.
*truns howr glass for 11rd time*
3
You have answered correctly. Your peasants are free to be revolting. However, since you answered incorrectly several times…you dye.
*sploosh*
*cween is now fit to be tie died in alllllllll da colours of teh rainbo*
*gasp*
Oh grate cweenmj!!! Yur Teknikcolored Dreemcoat iz AMAIZING!!
An teh colors – they soot yoo!
Cloves wiff 2 many colors clashin iz revolting.
Yay!!! I iz syka del ick!!!!!
fren ship?
aw, dude, you charme’d me wtih dat Snaggultoof!
*klonk*
ded from da cute toof
X..X
<
~
*ded pea walkin, here*
wayves smelloling salts under sweatpeas, um, tendrils?
*temporarily rouses from swoon to whisper “shwimps, need shwimps”*
waps da tendril roundnroundnround sum hyuugee swimps… dumps swimpz sauce ober da topz….
hmmmm luks gud — swimps wif cattypillar and sauce
*has tray of fresh schucked oysters in salted ice on stand-by, just in case*
If u iz unable to heers my voyce, let mii know. I has a not-second aid training.
*weak shniffshniff*
mmmm Shwimps, shwimps saus, tendur tendrils uf doom…Luks liek the nommy shwimp sallud!!
* gets knife and fork frum teh rode *
Ai can haz sum pls?
Hrm .. Hooston ifinkso wee haz a prolblemz — Ifink dat der a certen Sweetpea watz mixeded inna da Swimpz salad — sew I nawt surez iffin wee shud eets it …
I meen sweetpeas bee da yummy inna swimp salad, butt wii nawt sposta eet da cheez peeps …
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…… tendrillz!
very thotty 0 you, but iz okay, da tendrilss gro back thicker and storngre after bean trimmed.
3th riddul:
How iz “klonk” like “splort”?
U shud haz crawlled aowt nawt sekkund kitteh…den nommed teh gushifud.
Kitteh finks two muchlee un heemself — -heds sweelin dangermouslee!!
Tawnee Kitteh wiff
strypez fyndz a playss so nare~o
himz no canz ekkskayp
Tawnee Kitteh gawtz
himz wisskurr froo. Jusst needz sum
tymez 2 wiggillz owtz
Sillee Hewmin tryz
2 helpz Kitteh bye presseengz
buttunz awn reemoat
Hewmin’z reemoat amz
4 t3h beeg Majjik Windo.
So Kitteh needz helpz!
Tawnee Kitteh wiff
strypez willz getz free. Leebz ‘prezzent’
in Hewmin’s Gawllf Shooz!
Jack.
ooooooo bonus stanzlols! lagniappe, yay!
Hay — hoo raized da floor??? I fitted unner heerz on da wai inz!!!
**Red comez in, pransin arown**
I fixifyed my potty! I fixifyed my potty!
U nawt eben get a couplol YNGs tu HALP?
Yippeeee furr fixifyed potties!!! Dey bee da berry bestestest kinda ub potties — eben betterer wen yoo fixifyed dem!
It wuz no biggee, butt I still hazza prowd of myself.
Teh arm dat rayzes wen u push down teh levur? It wuz borked, so I buyed a noo wun an replaysed it.
Dis muss b home repair day…. wii had tu fixifying a kitchen drawer dis afternoon…. of korse id wuz deh bottom wun so wii had to lay down on deh floor tu work on it, in a spais dat wuzn’t big enuf fur deh bof uv us……
So, did yoo get it dun?
I buyed a noo showur hed 2day alsew, an plan to switch it owt soon.
What kind did you buy, I have to buy one for my shower too.
sprays rhsb with cold water and runs away
Hay!
**Runz, drippin at 2_k**
I gotted massadj showur hed frum Wally Whirled.
Did u git sum plummerz taype, tuu?? It b deh soft and stretchy wite stuff dat u rap rownd deh fredz on deh pipe so it duzn’t leeking.
Dere yooshulee be sum dat come inna bocks wif teh noo hed.
After much grunting and groaning, deh drawer now haz noo slider railz adn b werkingz gud az noo!!
*Whispers* Plz to nawt gibs any more ob da tapes to da cween…I’m juss sayin…
Are yu shure yu were fixin da drawer wif awl da grunting and groanind?
Wen u reeching a sertin aig, getting down on deh floor and den gitting bak up agin involvez much grunting and groaning.. … adn kursing grabbity… and deh ayking neez, adn deh owy bak…. Old aig iz not fur sisseez.
I bee rite ther wif you. Had back spasms all last nite and tuday, and inorder to plug in da heating pad at wurk involved getting under da desk. Nawt shure it wuz worth it.
you keep your drawers in da kitchen???
:snerk:
Aifinkso teh Kween may has had a visitation from teh gawdess Anoina?? Teh Pratchetty gawdess of Things That Stick In Drawers, liek spachuulaz adn ladelz?? She bii liking teh sowndz of rattlingz adn yelling at teh stuk drawrz. May needs to askrifice a coupla corkskruuus.
*Make taht “Anoia”– mai fumbly fingerz from untangling teh egg-whisks, let me show yu them.
*small crash as lungdoc drops eggwhiks*
butter fingers, too?
Oyesh, teh buttery fingerz, here tehy bii.
Ohai Gator? Yuu anni kin to Offler praps?? We can has a entyre Diskworld pantheonz or two if we keeps this up. Keep some eyez open for Blind Io.
Ai keepz my buzniss cloz in kitchen.
V Old house nawt has enny OE built-in klozets, so eerlier peepz added wun in kitchen.
Iz rite next to baff rum, so Y nawt?
Ai hadz tu kall 9elebenty tudai fur sumwun whu wuz havin aye seezure. Wen teh big red fyre truk pulled up an 4 yummy fyremens comed out all at wunce, ai allmost swooned!
firemanz kan make even teh wurstest day a liddle betterer!
Speshullee if yur haus iz awn fyre!
* Finks:
Soe, if yor hows iz no lawnger on fyre …
Teh fyregerls hab tu leve …
Soe if sumwun strats teh fyre agen …
Teh fyregerls hab tu kum bak !!!
In daown under nooziland, furnityoor sitz on kitteh.
*Waivez floofy paw to deh soufwest*
Oh hai, kimkiwi!!! i hazn’t seeinged u in seberal whylez…
*curtsees naisely*
ohai mai luvly cween. Ai haz had teh pleh RLS for a whiel, butt (tee hee) is gitting betterur.
Haow is yew nd yore haws on weels??
It rollinged down deh road just fine tuday…. Wii b in Aztec, Noo Mexiiko. Gonna staying heer a week, week, week.
Oh my CC, et muss be teh warms tehr, n mush moar cosee tahn Skedattle… enjoi teh warms 4 meh, mi Cween…
uummmm…. well, it b 43F owt side rite now… wii haz deh liddlol lektrik heeter turned on tu keeping it cozy inside.
:
: Nawt zacklee a heet wabe, huh?
Tahnk hebbuns fur lektrik heeterz!! Ai usta hab wun ob dose bi mi desk et werk, wen Ai usta werk…
Ohai mai kween! Ai hope you’re enjoying New Mexico. If your trip takes you down through Albuquerque this week you might want to look in at Fourth of July Canyon, in the Manzanos a little SE of Albuquerque near Tajique. Pretty red maple treez, flashy against the evergreens and yellow aspens… it’s nawt New England, but not bad! Ai’m emailing you a link to more info.
sowns sew purdee… teh falol cullers aer ammmayzin heer 2, leetle bi leetel tehy shews upp moar alla tyme… Ohai, Lungdoc… hassunt seed yoo fur a whyle.. “wavz floofie paus ub frenzsheeep”
Ohai LunaKitteh! *Waves back from dry downsouth desertz* As far norf as yu are, Ai would has thought taht teh deciduusususus leafs would has fallen off bai now. Does teh warm oceans or somefing keep it warmer tahn teh latitudez would predict?? Somebody said taht teh Skeattlol areaz had a hot summer this time. True?
Teh wedder haz bin awl goofees… wii hassunt hadda freez yit… wuz bowt 63 digrys dis affer newns… nawt sew cowld yit at teh nitey nite ttyme eeder.. down tu teh 40z… teh lass summer wuz dowen ryte toats tea fur Skedattle..
Bare Lee enny leefs hab fawllen …. Glowbal warmun, let meh shew yoo it…. kynda disc concert’n….
Hmm! Wedder duz sounds silleh. At this rate yu could be growin teh tomatoz adn stuffs till Fanksgiving. Hekk, maybe ornjes tuu! Adn bananananananas! (Maybi in teh spotz between teh applol treez.) (Course, for all Ai nose, yu mai already bii doing taht. Ai has nawt been tu Skedattle sints abowt 1977 aifinkso.)
Ai misellfs haz teh brown fumb, n mosslee grows teh weedses… butt (snerk) teh flours n stuffs es teh purdee ryte naow… we duz has sum palmee treez en teh naborhood… ifinksew tehy haz tu warez teh coats en teh wintur… n wintur weel shew up, fur shoor et awlwais duz..
OOOoooooo. dat sowndz purdy!! Deh treez heer b turning jello!! Waz berry kullerful az wii drove intu town…. Adn gess wut?!?!??? Wii kin haz GRASS at dis campgrownd!!! Reel onnest tu CC green, soft, lubblee GRASS!!!!!! Nawt sand. Nawt durt. Nawt grabblol. GRASS!!!!!
*duzz eggstreem happytayl dans wif barefuutz on deh grass involving much twurling adn spinning wif deh armz owtstretched
ending wif rolling on deh grass wif deh jello leebz fawling rownd.
“Clapps teh floofie pawz n laffs wif mush gleezs at teh grassfull antix up teh Cween” … mush amayzd at teh byooty an sighz at teh lufflliness ub naturez… Ai wisht Ai cud staiz hers n bisit moar, butt : snerk : mi hubbi cat wants meh tu dew sumpthin.. Hugs tu awl… nitey nitess..ebberywun..
::: schooomz:::::::
We can haz LOTS ov green grass heer! Yoo cud come HEER an LOL around in teh grass, too!
Ifinso berry soon ur grass will b burryed under deh ebil SNOW!!
Wii duzn’t due snow!!
Just think!! We cud go skeeeing an aiez skayting an sledding an snoshooing an aiez fishing an snobawl faiting an maeking sno angels an. . . must be moar!! O yes, going fur lawng wawks awn teh beech wif teh coald winds blowing an freeezing yur noze awlmoast off.
Sound laik fun, yes???
awh peez nao moar no!!!!! spended two weaks stuk ina two bedrome partment las winna wif da fishy kitteh!
I hab hadz enuf sledden on da ice wif da kar ta las meez a liftime!
momcat
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Heeeeee!!!! SOOO nice to see yoo!!
An ranglin kittehs to hitch tu sled to goes fast over sn**
Taking sn** pix
Takin pix uv frawst patturns awn windos
an dekora ting teh ever ever evergreens
LK…. yoo in skedattle wah sing don?
That was great I wish I had it in time for this video!
Diz gabs me menny laffs. Faborited it for mii four futur need.
Der awlso iz “I don’t even begin to know how to help you” and “Srsly Haroald, whut wuz you thinkin?” an “top bunk” “Ai iz nawt dopted.”
“Ai iz asks for halp. Why U get camera?” Sum uv mai faborites awlso.
(has tu say iz nawt sure uv spellins)
LOLz too videeoo
Will you shut up and listen to me? Shut down all garbage mashers on the detention level, will you? Do you copy?
So funnee… On teh “Who Be Talkin’” part uv teh frunt page, it sez ebereewun is “on ‘up’ butt…”
:snerk:
mii bruver livz ina partment oop stares n bak. in Ohai-o dey callz dat “up rear”.
Shut down all teh garbuj masherz on teh detenshun level!
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…….. …… …… ♫♪♪♫♫♪
ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrha?
LOL!!! Iz that waht they ar dooing?? Ai wuz just gonna joyne in a hoep it dint luk too silleh!
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Adn just wut iz rong wif silleh???
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Arr these littlol golf bawls???
Nao ai’m lerning hao to play golf!!
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Mai ant/golf bawl song iz frum “SNOW White.”
Threepio! Shut daon all teh garbage mashers on teh detenshun levul. THREEPIO!!
Put ze candle back!
Stawp hawlding teh cawntwoller upsihde-down!
I pushed up… it didnt work 0.0 SORRY KITTY!!!
Videogame kitteh skwished by n00bCat.
I was not going to rest until I used this one!! No I didn’t have it in time for Rescue me, but I think it fits well here.
Shut down the trash compactors on the detention level!