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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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noe heet, howeffah
Congrats catena! U snukk in affer Ai thortAi wuz tawp!
snukk een awn littul kat fete…
Mufflold bai teh sno!
Conga rats emerge wif teeny snowshooses and do line dance on teh train trax
Awww, luk! Aren’t they KYOOT! Teh snowshoes ar so liddlol – and they fit perfekly!
I givs them liddlol hats that ar bloo with whyt snowflayks. And scarves and swetters to match! *poynts majik wand at rats and POOF it is so!*
oh oh oh, butt (!) der liddlol leggses ar gettin sew cold! dey can has liddlol legg-warmers tu?
nitnitnitnit … nitwun, purrlol tu … ta daaa! liddlol bloo leggggwarmurz foar teh conga ratses – tehy izz kullolur kowordunaytud, adn warmz!
oh fankee Italiana, dey ar berry happi noa!
adn ai mayded teh teh widdlol booteez foar awl tehr widdlol feetses soe tehy kan dansdansdans inz teh snaow adn hab teh warmz … afferawl – nussin wurse tehn koal feetses, aifinkso.
Wat abowt da koal eeerrs? (Liddol koal eeerrs are almost as splortatious as da pinkee toes)
Gremlin giv’d dem widdlol hatses – tehy kan pullol teh hatses ober teihr eerz Bkuz ay’m kwyt shur teh hatses haz teh liddlol teenietynee eer flapses
Butt! waz dat fer da rats or da cats?
Bofe! Wyl ai wuz nittin, ai wuz nittin mittinz foar teh kittin … adn a bloo hatz wif teh flappitees tu keap himz eerz warmz
[tys string tew kitteh's wrists adn mitten]
[sew dey woan looze dem]
Teh paor kitteh needz sumfin too, Aifinkso: warmerz, oar mebbe gud home? Luks like awflly kawld picture!
Gud acts uv merci, Gremlin and Italiana! An NC66 for helpin keep teh mittens attached tu …eech over.
’round here.
Kitteh jes needs tew show up
foar gud warm foreber hoam.
*(pathetic) mew mew* Duzzn hurt if Ms.NC answers doar.
Snug under cubber
Awwww!
[hugz liddlol lubber]
Itz nawt wevverproof!
GMTAlmosA
Ai must say tho — teh kitteh luuks bery content.
Yesh, I had that thot too! Almost looks lyke OBNP kitteh is smiolin!
Ai wantz to cuddlol dat kitteh!
Maybe he had good meal…
Original owners not seem visible
Yash, maybe is teh kitteh tath swawloled teh canari?
Wen arown small burds, orinj kitteh can’ar’y contain himself. *nom*
*can’t contain
[rerereads cawmint] ♪Nebermind♪
Wuz kleer tu me: can ‘rdly contain
[pawnders teh cawntents ob wut kitteh is finkin' sew cawntentlee]
Akshully iz k-k-k-wite k-k-k-owld in here
Bum…numb!
Cheep winter vakayshun hoam…my hiney *sheesh*
D…
Don’t use this travel agency anymores
Eggstra insulashun needed
Frozzeennnnn
G…
Go inside plz?
Heater nexto humin’s chare
If I eber get to go back in, I prowmiss to neber runaway again.
Jus chillun’
Ken yu getz mii heta, pleis?
Lukz lyk ehrlee winta
Maykz sum hawt choklit, pleis. Kthxbrr…
N…
Juss let me sit bai teh fyre
Knit me a nies warm swettur
Lift me doun and taek me insied
M…
MNemonic ambiguity cawzed bai
Oppressive cold’s perpetuity aifinkso
P…
Pweese kin Ai livs wif U?
Qweshtins ansured layter, warmf nao — pweese!
Restin an hyupnotizing self to
Sense am nawt kawld (rite!!)
Posted notes all ober da howse
Quickly…line plz
Rather be in da Bahamas
Shiverin awn inside
Tis tyme fur deep hybrrr nation
Unnneef a roof, TCC!
Very lykly sumwun cums tu gibs me hoam
Wite Hallololoween’s day
Aifink evidence ob snow awn roof proovez tehre IZ wevver.
¿Qué no?
Wevver proof. STN.
QED eben.
STN is teh new QED. STN.
WTF?
*nods* mmmhmm, yesh yesh.
Jes ask N-E redneck scientist.
snow fun in dish fing.
kitteh looks flaky sitting teher!
There’s gno flurry ob activity goin’ awn here, dat foar shur.
You can bank on his enjoying this ride
Ai get ur drift
kitteh dusnt wunt tu plow on yit
that is sertainaly crystal clear!
Snow way himz reddy tu shuvel off
yu guis sleigh mii!!!
Yesh, yesh, icyee teh hyumor in awl of this . . . Is a verreh slippery slope, yung (and/or old) cheez-punners!
Aifink we haz sum grit……
Dat’s wat she sled.
Dats meh. Yung AND old. My bwain finks ai iz still twelbe yeers old, butt(!) mai bawdee sez otterwise. Teh snow awn teh roof belies the fyre in the furnace. Iz liek ai wanna run owt adn rekkord brake teh sololom but yooshully jes sit in frunt ob teh teebee wif sum cheez adn sololomy.
Trak needz cleering!
has eh CATkatcha awp fron!
Butt . . . butt . . yoo is just preTENdin to be a burd! Yoo is NAWT a burd, yoo is a kitteh!
He’s sitting in teh catbird seat. STN
Purrhapz he finks he is hidden.
Catmoflage . . . FAYL!!!! *gigglol*
gud tink hymz nawt eh jaeburd. den hymz bii nekkud.
Ifn’ he thinked he was a kaybird would he be nejjid?
Yoo has a fast wit, yung Padewan!
but… if he was a kaybird wudn’t he be nellid?
Sheesh. We gots TWO of them on teh saym thred!
And yoo, yung Padewan. Yor lojik. It hurtz meh!
Orinj kitteh to cawnductor: Duz dis fing stawp at teh Brrrrrrllagio hotel?
My chalet! Let me show yoo it!
Is shmawl . . . but cozy!
Kitteh lukks berry happee!
Kitteh is pretendin to be bird feed aifinkso.
Kitteh haz bean dar befur diz snow camme, aifinksew. Him mus haf thickk floofie koat tew luk sew conteent.
Brrrrrrr……me and Jewel are cold…..et es snowin’ in Denver, but ai am home frum werk earlee, so es gud. Ai maeked a veggie omelette wif tomatos, black olives and mushrooms. Bery nommable, wif sum moar chai tea to go wif it.
Ees teh sn**…ai no can say it! heer in Saska..sas..sasssk…VLC. Do Nawt Want! Pleh.
Ai no want teh sn** either….ai do nawt liek drivin’ innit, butt(!) mai werk is nawt tu far. Ai liek teh hawt chawklit and snugglols dat happen in teh wintertiem.
izz beriberi hawt nineey-tu dungareeses inz mai kornur uv VHF (Veri Hawt Flolridduh) … summur wevver inz teh fawl haz teh PLEH!
Heer iz still Green Gro teh Lilacs, an teh sno is fawlin, butt (!!) nawt yet stikin. Gud fink — heeter nawt wurks agin dis yeer!! (haz accurst feline, an twu IRL felines.)
poorz kitteh – hadded eyedenteetee cry siss – thotted himselfz wuz a baer – himz hy bear nayten … nawt wakees untyl spreng
*snerk*
Sumbardeez bin sleeping in MY bird feeder.
taht wun wuz tu byg … adn teh oder wun wuz tu smawl … butt (!!) dis wun is juss ritezzzZZZzzz …
hai tehre, heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Shaungrl, Burymestanding, Mcnasty, MKUltra, an NikNakz!! an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i knowz tehr iz many peeples wif profiles on ICHC hoo hazn’t made it to teh burfday list just becawz i haz not runned acrost tehm all yet!! an many ovvers hoo not haz profiles, mebbee hoo neber even commints but reeds teh lols evreeday!! so teh burfday wishes are for yoo too, an if iz yor burfday plz speek up an tell us!1 donut be shy!!1!
i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks (liek teh wun i just eeted a peese ob for dezert, yum!
) spicy gingerbred caeks wif kreemcheez frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goody bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “winter wunderland” wen tehy yoyo, i haz more eggskoosib-edishun lolcatburglar snoglobe boblolhed akshun figures frum her burfday teh ovver day – teh boblolhed iz inside a snoglobe an teh snoglobe iz filled wif shiny fings like jools, munnies, platninomnom credit cards, an liddle tiny firemanz an wen teh LCB hed boblols it all goze flying arownd liek a snowstorm in a snoglobe!! also kandeez an sparkly snowman stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all your burfday wishes come troo!
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hai it ar my birfday too! I don’t post much tho and I dunno about profilez but I reed and lurk alot. I can haz tasty fudgy caek?
Happitayl Birfday, mjfrombuffalo!
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A most happehest birfdai to yoo, mjfrumbuffalo!!!1!
*schmoo* – x
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Cool, an udder burfday! w00t, w00t,
happeh, happeh birfday, mjfrom buffalo, deer,
u guyz are teh best
fank u, my RL birfday sorta sucked and this maeks up for it a littel.
Spicy gingerbred wif kreemcheez?!? WANT! *nom nom nom*
[grabs yoyo] ♪♫ Sleigh bells ring, are you listening ♪♫
Oh wut phun.
cozee kitteh haz a cozee
happi birfday to mjfrombuffalo!! ob cors yew can haz fudgy cake…… is lots fur ebbrywun……. wen it runs out…..more majicleeee appears!! nom away!!!
Aww, dat be a happeh kitteh.
Do Nawt Want Snow!! or cowld weavers!
DO want snow!!!
ai agwee wif 3km – do nawt want!! snow in owr forkast nekst week….YUK!!!!
Izz tym tu kloaz mai off iss adn goe hoam *skampurrz wifakwiknes tu teh kar* … ai wyl sea awl yoo lubblolee peaplol tu moro!
…SHMOO!!
TTFN *waves flurriously*