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Kwik — call teh fyrekittehs!
Duz teh fyrekittehs halp wen a hyoomin beez stuk in a tree?
yesh — dey sitz at da butt um ub the twee and laff at da stuckeded hoomin and den dey yellz outsultz til da hoomin gits sew madz dey jump out da twee trin ta gits da kittehz …
dats a jobs well dunned
*ROFL*
conga rats!
conga donn teh poyl…
teh konga ratz iz poyl dansing?!
happeh furrsty :ebil: ns!
(mii hassa fursty, 2)
*goes downstares 2 git drinkee*
*an my braun ryse and Indian fuds about done now*
(muss ete teh hellfee fuds in RL)
maybee ai cumes bakk layter 2 ete sum ob teh guddies wiff yoos*
*skweez cheezfrens*
{{{yippee}}} Ai wuz
draggedinvited tew hellfee classes tew recently.I juss made a peetza wiff: roasted plum tomaters, red peppers, mushroooooms, dried spices and fresh basil. Mozzeraller and parm cheeese too. Lotsa garlic and olive oyle too. Skinda hellfee; hallp yerselbs!!!
Oooh yum!! Iz enny lefted over?
Ai luvs peetza fur brekkie.
Ennee gnuz on ur gallbladder?
I had ultra-sooper-duper-über sound, and dey didn detekt N-E stones. Dr. sez iz probably “sludge”. (EWWW) Hii sez coz ai is nawt advanced in yeers (liddlol duz hii gno *snerk*), iz gud excyooz foar meh tew eat helfy and avoid the attax. Sew, I eet nuffin butt(!) vegetablols (yeah rite) eberyday nao.
Hops awr uh vegetablol, right?
Ai fought Hops wuz teh bunnee’s niknaem.
Yesh yesh, Iz Duck-Rabbit brew.
Cawl meh quackers, butt(!) ai lub teh stuff.
Kwakker-butt!
congrats on bein furvestfrum last,nightshayde!
Fankies (albeit a bit belatedly)!
don’t look daown!
iz goen awp!
Ai’m nawt shore dat’s halpin!
*schmoo* fyremen!!!elebenty!!!
SCHMOOz to yoo!
**whispurrs**
U has teh emayo.
[SWAKs Red awn the face]
Ai posted tihs een teh nest lol, butt it seemz moar appro..um, fitting here:
Ai hadz tu kall 9elebenty tudai fur sumwun whu wuz havin aye seezure. Wen teh big red fyre truk pulled up an 4 yummy fyremens comed out all at wunce, ai allmost swooned!
Keep ‘em off da pole.
Butt…..
**wants to say sumfin abowt polez butt duzzint**
I fink we’re all showiing gr8 restraint…
Restraint?
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.
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Oh my, pj, ur nawt maykin dis eezy awn me!
Da ploe Kat iz practessin herz mooves!!
*fasepalm* Da POLE kat … sheeeshhhh sum peeps!
Ai fink she iz sayin dat she likes it beddur wen wii awr hard on her.
[slaps self and goez tew NB] – Oh noes my memberships iz eggspired.
[plomps elebenty munies down foar lifetime membership]
Uh oh! Ai has tew prove my commitment wif an act of debauchery.
*wut tew dew*
*wut tew dew*
**SWOON**
[slides couch]
*THUD*
[fans Red]
[Red starts tew kom tew]
Doan luk! Doan luk!
OOooohhhh, fyremenz an kittehs….wut a danjuris combinayshun!
duz teh fyremanns habbs Crash Cart?
eye bett dey doo!
duz yoo hass Chikken hed glubb?
No? Well, denn yoocansplortandhas fyremens puts yoo bakk togevver!
Yabbutt…..I’m kinda bizee rite now.
I’m hancuffin awl teh Cheezmenz I can find to teh pole.
Pole dansing, teh nawt naughty vershun.
We’ll sii about dat.
[installs crystal bawl]
[changes musik]
*BOOM chicka BOOM chick wow wow*
Dats jes foar yew grrrlz.
Oh, baybee!
**gets up an danses wif NC**
I has a happitayle!
* sneeks up awn fyremans adn hancuffs him tu teh pole wif rhsb’s restraints. *
Dere U goez red! Him nawt geddaway dis tyme.
**kwiklee hancuffs WRr to teh pole awlsew**
Two down, menny moar to go!
[points and laffs at WRr]
♪ Neener neener neener ♪
**hancuffs NC to teh pole**
GOTCHA!
** Uses tayle tu get owt ub handcuffs **
* hedbat NC, get bak inna hancuffs *
U SHUR u want owt of dem?
I has sumfin “speshul” planned……
Ai gotted rite bak in didun Ai? Ai jus had tu scratch an itchee
Yessir! No problemo. Achtung!
[stands up straight]
**luuks arown foar moar Cheezmenz**
Dats a funneh use furr tayle …
*damn*
Ai so wanted NAWT wanted tew git cawt…yeah rite.
*Scavenges fer singles in purse*
Aw come awn, titewad, gibs him a fivur!
*makes it rain (singols) all ober da stage*
its rayning singlol fyremens! Yippee!!!
[NC stands in corner and pretends hii haz fyreman hawtbawdee]
[sways tew the left...sways tew the rite]
[bounces Will Smith style]
Damm, yore good!
woodya hurrie it ups? teh daml…..deln….dalmay……spot is cummeeng daon nexx!
Goggie butt awn helmut. DO NAWT WANT!!!! [hurries owtta way]
*removes dalmashun goggie*
*sinds in my kitteh, Virjay*
*Vijay cumez up 2 nc66, turns around an lets hymn smellify hiz butt(!) in a berry frennly fashun*
Dare, ai fixt it!
*ducks and bobs and weaves around kitteh’s rearend*
Oh yesh, dats uh lublerly…um…tail yew gawt there, Virjay. Why doan yew show eet tew teh goggie? He’ll sniff N-E-fing.
O, my deer old departed yeller labby used 2 naught juss sniff teh butt (!), butt(!) hii sniffified teh whole kitteh!
Muggsy: *sniff, sniff, huff, huff, nuff* Ooo, eye is gitting hi, *huff, huff huff sum moar*
Virjay *(finks, “stoopy dawg”* *wakks away wiff a kwikkniss*
Butt (!) my old, ebben moar departed Dallymayshun wuz afrayd ob Evbbyfing! , inkluding kittehs! Syko-spotty dawg!
[kitkey's dallymayshun gits uh load ob NC's halloween mask]
*YIPE YIPE YIPE!*
[OTB Marco reskyooz herm]
Wun kitteh paw iz loose.
Iz best tu hurri befor kitteh cums unstuck frum metayle polelololl.
Awsum AND hisstyrikls!!!
Slydee Poal Kitteh
awllwayz habz sawfft playss 2 landz
wen alarmz bell reengz
Slydee Poal Kitteh
amz brayv Callee~co. Hurz getz
Kittehz owtz ubz Treez!
Slydee Poal Kitteh
amz awllwayz avayllabill
4 scayrdz Liddill Wunz
Jack.
[fyreman 'fore callee~co kiteh...oof, my fireballs]
Dat’s OK kitteh, yew iz better dan dalmation coz yew put owt the spot fyres.
kally-kitteh naught has harrblls (cross out) Fyreballs.
Sweet kitteh, and lubly pome.
I want some Pie
I have peetza pie, uptred…Halp yerselv!
Me, tew. Me. Pi R gud!!!
pffft – Pi R skwared.
[before N-E-wun can say eet] CORMBRED!!!!!
P–Eye R round, (at leest my peeper-eyes R round!)
I hoap teh kitteh doant get teh dia reeyas!
*williboi sliiiiiiiiidz doun da fier pole*
*thud*
wheeee……..dats funn!!!
jes drauped inn too sey – ohai yawl!
godda goe bak owt an wurk summoar soe – obai yawl!
*williboi
steelsbarroes fiertruck an drievs awf wif lites n sireenz awn *neeener…wahhhwah …breekneener…..wooopwooop…..
Kin you steel counts eet az a helffy dinder iffin you addz xtree cheez to da Leen Quizeen Peeza???
How much sodium is in it?
lookadat cool ceiling stuff. wuzzat calle’d? pressed tin?
Yep. Wazza substitoot foar sclupted plasterz. Late 1800s-early 1900s mostlee aifinkso, but you can still gettem (used in some Victorian-style houses, yesh?)– 56 million Google hits for “pressed tin ceiling,” we has them!
We cawl it “Anaglypta” nawt shore iffn it’s still soled, but it iz/wuz a hebby embosst papur dat u payntid ober.
It’s Pickles, the Fire Cat!
http://www.amazon.com/Fire-Cat-Can-Read-Book/dp/0064440389
Creepy stuffed cat… o.o
Pickles!! Mi sun’s favorit book, Pickles the Fier Cat!
It’s Pickles (the Firecat)!!!
Haay! Yu guyz gotta try dis pole!