it appears teh hoomans have
it appears teh hoomans have construkted some sort– i dont care whut it is, george! get it teh hell offa me!
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Do nawt want!
Mornin Anni !!
Ebenin PB!
Butt, butt (!) – - it’s a cat’s cradle!
ai doan lyk itt!!!
kwikk! hork up a hareball tew distrakkt em an ai klawws it off!
i iz nawt goggie halp
“Captive? Maybe… but you do seem to be a supporter of breast cancer awareness.”
g1, rd! ai hadsta laff at teh vikings an pakkers wearing pink cleets an glubs on Mundane nite
I’d laff too, but I’m a packer fan
sawree, rd…
we’s had a kupplea grate sports things in passt free days. ai has a tyred.
onoes – yu must hav a beeeg sad
Iz Brest Cansur Awarniss munf, I finkso.
Conga rats, pb an anni!
ai has som hawt tee, hao bowt sum nise muffins?
ai has applol wif wallnut, blooberrees, strongberrees, razzberrees an cbananana chonklitt chip!
Ooh elebenzies! Thx MM!
yooz wekkums, anni! duz tye boo teek hab halloween merchindises in yet?
Aifink so – sins teh start uv teh munf. Das ware Ai gotted mai hat!
* PB ducks (kwak) up teh road tu teh ty botiq. Ooh, luuk! A niec tie wiv a pickie of a cat wiv a blak hat !! Hee, hee !! *
O.o – lukk heer PB – The tye booteek now has tyes wif pics of yu onnem!!! look – is the floofeh chick from MMM pics!!! (where is she btw??? did she get lost dribing home from the UN in hur whyte car???)
Wi betta puut taht ty bak foar sumwun tun hab wen tehy r teh furvist fwum larst, tehn, mussint wi ?? * hint hint *
Ai habbent seed MMM foar Aaagiz n Aaagiz !!!
Shi cud bi :
avving a littlol ollidai
bi stil dribin teh UN lanrober
chewzin a nyoo jawb
d..
Dancing all day long wif no thyme for us…
Eegerlee aksepting noo bloo berree job
France – trabelling round it
G…
Gettin owt ob trubblol
Halpen teh wurld tu peece
Iyc Skaitin on a glayc yeehar
Jump stratin teh wyt lan rober
Kitteh kat tiem
Luuken ober yur sholdah
M ..
Making cakes an cukies for peas
Nomming cakes an cukies for peas
Overland to OZ, drybing white land rober
Peas inna bloo berree, wurking for
Questionning wurd leeders bout wurld peas
Resting, after making cakes an cukkies an wurld peas
S…
Skiien on Laik Geneba
Torkin tu hurz mawm * a lonnnnngggg foen corl !!*
Unwienden frawm teh jawb
Vizziten Frenz
Waiten foar a buss
X
Xtrakting nommilishus savoie whyne from local grayps
Yawning, from wurking for wurld peas
ZzzzZzzZzz onna tropiclol island beach
wat is MMM doing these days?!?
Ai fink MMM be on a traw pickle eyelan waitin fur us !!
* taeks hawt tee nd bananananna choklet muffin *
Yum, yum, nom nom thx MM !!
Ohai, frenz!
I can has beemz dis erlee? I has teh ex-treem pleh hedayk an has to go get “shot” laytur (a cuppla howers).
beems beems beems, red! ai has teh pleh heddakes an alwaz has a sawree when ai sees yoo habs wun.
Fanks, mm.
Dere be a direk lien of migrane suffurz in my famlee – awl wimmenz.
Dis wun nawt go ‘way wif reglar treetmint, so I has to go get shotz.
Saem heer, but Ai lost teh heddakes wen Ai got 2 a sertin aij. Ownlee get a mild wun iffn Ai miss a meel naow.
**nodz hed slowlee**
Yeah, dats wut happind to my famlee memburz.
I hopeso I get to dat “sertin aij” soon. I’m tyred of dese stoopy fingz.
Puddy_tat gets dem – him wont haz dat sertin aij, tho mens do get slitelee fewer as dey get awlder.
Beemz =========>>>>>>>>> ** Red **
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* Ai hoap teh shot iz in yur arm nd nawt t’otha plaec !!
Akshulee, iz too shotz, wun in eech cheek.
Aftur dey kikk in, I nawt care WARE I get shot!
Ai hab nawt chkd foar full moon toniet ….
* Juzz litlol joek, haz had teh pleh mygrain adn Duz Nawt Want !!! *
I finkso iz cloas to full moon.
Migranez be teh ebil inkarnate. Wud nawt wish awn ennywun, eben teh ex-huzbin.
Ai had teh pleh mygrain reeli onli twiec !! Teh nawt-sekkund tiem wuz foar 6 munfs, nunstawp. Teh sekkund tiem wuz ten yeerz layta adn foar 12 munfs, orl dai nd orl niet !! Taht wuz 5 yeerz ago.
* Eggstra Beemz ===========>>>>>>>>>> R E D !! *
We noe hu oanz teh moon:
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
Tri tihs:
Moon iz mine as well
Soothin beemz frum `cross teh big pond…
Fanks, Anni.
——–>Beems fur Red to get rid ob teh hedayk ——–>
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Migraines are teh pleh, fur shure! Dey runs in mai famblee, too, but ai has been lucky like Annipuss fur teh lass (mumble mumble) yeers.
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Feel better, Red!
getitoffgettitoffgettittoff….
ais tawking bout the grime on my kitchen walls – butt(!!!) I have a feline the feline has the saem feline!!!
Taht rimynds mi of a laidie fren, wunc
No, no, noes !! Shi wontid mi tu cleen teh kitchen !! 
* Tinkz tu himselb *
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Oh !
*snerk*
Annnn. . . did yoo???
Hmmmm – I also doz not like dis. I tink it time for Justice Leeg of Kittehs to reskew poor kitteh. I will be putting on cape and mask (bloo with dainty white piping) of Smudgicus an will find hooman who did this to poor kitteh and remove de hooman’s small intestine through dere nose.
Aifinkso.
Up up and away…..
Iz Smudgicus ennifing lyk Smudgie Kiss ?? Cud bi wiv a kiwi axcent !?!
Smudgicus iz be like Sparticus…..
It lukks liek it stopt raynin, so Ai’m off owt. Bai fur naow!
TTFN Annie !!
Lol! Iz nawt a hapitayl kitteh, dat! Aifink iz nawt sow bad, akshully! Eggsept dat teh PINK
shud defity b maedid blak oar brown! 
*Sniff* The kitteh in the harness looks just like my Domino.
Sorry to bring things down today – just got an email from my mom. Today is the day she has to take my kitteh (she’s had him for 15 years – hubby’s allergic) to the vet — it’s time for him to travel across the rainbow bridge. He’s going blind, and his kidneys are shutting down, and it’s no longer kind to make him suffer any more.
He’s had 20 long years, but it’s still so hard to say goodbye — I live a long way away, so I’ll never feel his bunny-fur tummy again.
{{{ Sunnshyne nd hur famlee }}}
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The night watchman will take good care of him when he reaches the Princess Mu meadow…
Oh noes! Hao sad. I sendingz beems of warm, whyt light to surrownd teh kitteh and yor mum at teh v-e-t. No moar payn for teh kitteh, strength and healing for yor mum and fambly. Happeh memreez for awl of yoo of better days. Warm welkums for Domino at teh brij – frum awl owr kittehs hoo be wayting ther . . .We will see our belubbed kittehs agin, mah hart noes this to be troo. Until then, we karrees them in owr harts.
Special beams for yoo, dear Sunnshyne, bekawz yoo kinnawt be ther to saying gud-bye.
{{{{{Sunnshyne and fambly and belubbed Domino}}}}}
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Oh Sunnshyne!!! {{{{{{{{{{Sunnshyne}}}}}}}
Yoo hav browt instant teerz to mai aiez. Ai had to do thiz fur mai HartKitteh Florian four yeerz ago – an ai miss ebree littlol bit ov him to this dai wif a feerse! He wuz awlso 20 yeerz old, an wuz born in mai bed, neggst to mai leg!
Pleeze remembrr that yoo can taek him in yur hart to teh Princess Mu Meadow enetaim yoo want. Ai cud com wif yoo, too. We taek them there in ar harts. An wehn we ar there, we open up ar harts, they jump out – an frolic an play in teh sweet grass an teh sunshine wif us an teh other kittehs an goggies.
We can play wif them – an awlso go teh Outdoor Cafe an watch them play, while we enjoy sum delishun an nootrishun berveriges an yummie desserts.
Tehn, wehn we ar awl tyred, we go an fetch tehm, they jump bak in ar harts, an we carrie tehm wif us until teh neggst taim.
An ai am sending yoo awl the beems ov lite an warmth that ai can muster to halp yoo throo this so sad taim. Teh kitteh in teh pikchoor awlso luks just laik mai beloved Florian. Hiz tummy wuz soooo whyte an sawft, hiz noz an toepads so pink. . . .
Sorry bout yer loss, Sunnyshyne. Dast berry preddy JCH4K. Bofe kittehs had eggselent long lives.
Ahh! Sowwee for U. Wii haz mostlee awl lost teh lubed wuns: Ai haz bunch waitin on over side Brydge.
ai hop U ♪to b betta..
Big thankyoos to awl who posted. I needed so bad to tell sumbudy who unnerstans. Ah’m nawt a regyooler poster, but I knowed you wood lissen.
Kitteh awn a leesh
amz jynoarmuss sin agginst
wutz amz cawlld Hyoo Manatee!
Leesh ekksempleefyez
ebbeefeeng dat Kittehz amz
knoed 4 ‘rowndz t3h Wurrld!
Kitteh no canz runz
andz playz and ekksploarz stuff dat
himz nawtz undurrstandz!
Jack.
Dis zacklee hau mai kittehs reackted wen ai trai leesh on dem…cudnt eben stanz up
This is Milo & Alfie! Can you add the source for the pic, please?
http://milocat.wordpress.com/
Oh Hai, Misha! So grate dat u rekkignize deh kitteez! tu giving credit, pleez clikking on deh “Incorrect Source or Offensive ” link under deh pixor and telling dhe site ownerz. Dey will b happee tu fixifying it. Fankeez!!
at least it’s PINK furr breast cancer month
teeheeheee o^-^o
I don’t meen 2 be da care troll but this duzzn’t stryk anywun else as a REALLY BAD IDEA?!
Looks liek an reffurence of mise adn men!