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Do want!
Nead seprit boks fur tishooz tho!
Tishoo ?? Bless U !!
Thx – Ai had a cawld 4 weeks ago an it’s still hangin abowt!
Teh bestest cure is a warm kitteh and lotsa kitteh naps… ZZzzZZzzZZzz…
Tishoo? Ai doan eben noe yoo!
conga ratz, anni! wurdpress dun frooz awp awn mii!
Thx catena – Ai hayt it wen dat happins. Ai haz nyoo auntie birus an it keaps askin fur infurmayshun at teh rong tiem!
kyute an soft!
Makes yu want to rub teh kitteh awn her face, and kiss his liddle nose!
Ohai Carosue !! * Whispas: Issit a hur awr a hims kitteh ?? *
Aifink carosue wuz keepin hur opshuns opin!
Troo dat !! Oar shi wontid tu rub kitteh on hur fais …
or I wuz typin too fast an screwed it up…but is tru teh bottom half uf the kitteh is a mystery!
aifinkso ai redd sumwhere dat almost all orinj kitteh ar boys, butt (!) ai dunt kno abowt orinj-adn-wyt kitteh… eiver way, teh kitteh is most beyootimus
Dat iz nawt a shore fing liek awl torties aer femail – Ai haz noed wun oar too orinj gurl kittehs
ohai anni! yu ar rite, its not a shure fing, butt (!) ai fought it mite be interestering fur ennywun who haddnt hurd abowt it befur! altho, given hao much ebberwun here lubs teh kitteh, dat is nawt likely tu be menny
I has had two ornige marmalade kittehs – one boi an one gurl!!
oranj mayl iz moyr usual, bawt oranj femaylz nawt genetuk anomalee teh wae kaliko aor torie maylz ar. heerz eh short eggsplanashun (sii wikipedeea fur eh moyr teknikul won):
Are all orange tabby cats male and are all calico cats female?
CatChannel veterinary expert, Arnold Plotnick, DVM, explains how cats get their gender and colors.
Q: I have heard that all orange tabby cats are male, and to find one that is female is rare and worth up to $1,000. I also have heard that calico cats and tortoiseshell cats are female and to find a male is just as rare and prized. Is there any truth to this?
A: Your first statement is incorrect. Most, but certainly not all, orange tabby cats are male. It’s about 80/20 male to female. We have many female orange tabbies in my practice. There is no monetary value, per se, associated with a female orange tabby cat. Calico and tortoiseshell cats, however, are almost always female.
Here’s how it works. To have black and orange in the same cat, you need two X chromosomes. Two X chromosomes mean the cat will be female. Male cats need a Y chromosome and are XY.
Occasionally a mutation will arise during embryonic development and a kitten will be born with an extra chromosome: XXY. The two Xs allow for it to be black and orange. The Y makes it a male. This is how you get a tortoiseshell or a calico male cat. They’re uncommon (one out of 3000 are male), but don’t get your hopes up about breeding them for money. As a result of this mutation, most of them are sterile.
Regards,
Arnold Plotnick, DVM
There also are some genetic lines of ginger or ginger and white cats that breed true for colour whichever gender. Here we have a lot of them in the feral population – most of our ferals are ginger boys and girls. It’s said that the Vikings brought them across europe from Turkey to provide beautiful orange furs- certainly they are commonest in the areas the Vikings settled! Our Scraps was one and she produced four ginger and white girls. Certainly her two surviving daughters (two had arguments with cars!) were feisty enough for Viking cats! When Lilah was evil I’d threaten her that she’d end up as a cap and gloves for my Viking kit (I do re-enactment!)
ooh – my buster is orinj bnp and whyte – and he is norbegian… that eggsplayns the fiesteeness….
Fanks!
ICHC shur is edumacationlol! fankees fur teh infurmashun ebberywun
Cap and gloves for a Viking, LOL – So aym not teh onlee wun hoo useta thretten to mayk mittens owt of mah orinj kitteh when he wuz bad!??!! (Of korse I wuz teezing!) Verreh interesting storehs, thanks Catena and Cat_S!!!! Kool!
Mai orange tabbysittin an watchin and wantin tu nurse sez tu let U’all kno she’s a female. Dark orange stripes on a red-gold background.
She’s a lot bigger than her grey tabby sister, so maybe she got sum mask msscu boi-type traitz.
isle taek tuu 1!!!
kitteh en teh baux kyoota dan Jak!
does tehy come wif loshun 2?
yesh… loshun in a bery cormfertablol builded en noes dee-spencer.
adn kitteh bii verree hapi tu rubz eet awl ova yur fais!
I’ll tak 2
Please call 1-800-Elebenty to order now
if you callz now we dubblols Ur order
Catpurrretars is waiting for Ur cawl
But wait! Dere’s moar! If yu calls rite now we also incloods amazing sack of self-feeding kittehfuds! Jus cut a littul hole in teh bottum an it awtomatikally dispensis kibbul!
An iffn u can’t be bovverd, teh kitteh wull maek a hoel fur demselbs!
O hai, Duffy! I didnot see u on Monday to wish u a happy birfday. I
steeledmaded u a cookie and I keeped it!*rummages in pokket*
Here u is. There is only a few bites taken out of it.
Happeh belayted burthday to Duffy and to LCB! LCB – Sawree I misst whut shur luks lyke a grayt partay – I wuz off Intertoobs on Munday and misst it. But will be shor to go back and read awl teh grayt stuffs.
Hope yoo both has a grayt yeer ahed!
Fanks bunsches, gremlin! I wuz wurkin Monday an missed it mostlee mahself! (I sillybrated wif mah fambly on Sundee insted). Mah hopsital-boss peeps has bilt a noo hospitlol an we are movin there in two weeks an we are all goin NUTZ here tryin to get reddy!
Oh noes!!!
Ai mist Duffy’s burfday, too!!! Ai wuzn’t heer at awl. Ai wuz in Shekago goin to teh opera! “Faust,” it wuz. Teh Gounod wun.
*hed paws*
So much going awn – ai need to bee TWO peeple so ai dont miss enething heer an get awl teh stuff dun heer too!!
Iz okeh, JCH4K – I wuz verrah bizzee wurkin. Hao nise taht you got to Faust!!! Mah sistur gived me tikkets for “Wicked” for mah burfday, for wehn it comes here to Clebeland neckst munth. I has a ecksited abowt dat!!!!
Yoo ar in Cleveland???? Ai dint noe that!
Oh, but yoo will hav teh gud taim at “Wicked.” Ai saw it twice in Shecago, an wud happilee hav gone sebral taims moar! Just dint werk out!
Ai red yours tu say that Gounod “won” the opera. Gud fing, tu.
Noisy audience, fluds, earafquakkers, nawt shud take precedence over teh muisic!
Why fank yu – I praktikally missed mah birfday too, hadda wurk *pleh* and all. But I seeded taht yu had a grate partee!
Fanks for teh cookee too! Teh frosting is verrah pritty – “appy rthday D” or is it a B with the bottom lump missing? H,,,,
Congas to Anni, carosue, PB, and catena! This calls for general silliness and treats.
*Dansdansdans* (nothing fancy, as I’m still under the wevver today. Pleh flu.
*Flourishes some sordid pastrees (try the cream cheese Danish and the poppy seed hammentasch), coffee, tea, and jyoos.*
Cheeze!
Thx Q Get beddur sune!
OK then – let teh general silliness begin! *luks twice* Oh, whut!??? Yoo means it has alreddy begun?!!! Well then, let it continmew!
*dantzes a silleh liddlol dantz*
I’s glad the kitteh is in tishew bocks, ’cause I may need to mop up a splort
(Tightens CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
*adds moar industrial strength duk tayp*
How convenient! Kittehs make sum peepel sneez!
Hai cheezfriendz!
Ai WANT that creamsicle kitteh! Want to givez heem shnorgles.
Mai sister haz female orunge tabbeh. Mai own orunge iz mail.
Refil pakz awlsew avaylubul.
in sordid colurs!!!
Hau manee indeh bahx?
awwww, teh liddlol creemsikklol bebbeh … awwww, teh snorgly floofeeness … awwww, teh liddlol peeeenky noes …
ohnoes, ohnoes … fink abowt fludd zoans adn cubberaj limitz adn preemeeyummz … ennyfink butt (!!) teh adorbablolness ov teh bebbeh inz teh boks … finkin …finkin … finkin abowt creemsikklol …
SPLORT …
oh noes! Italiana is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif goosee taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Italiana in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
nao – fink about taxis or huge bills or otter pleh fings an not lukkat the kyoot for a whyle!!!
ofangyuberimeowtch foar teh splortkare!! ai wuzz tryen SOE harrd tu fink ov ebbreefing adn enneefing butt(!!) teh bebbehkitteh, butt(!!) ai gawt obberwelmded (wich is MEOWTCH moar tehn meerkatlee beeyeng welmded, ub koars) … eeben teh boareng partz ob teh innshorns bizzynizz wur nawt enuf distrakticayshun. ai feal meowtch beddur … wut’z in teh Rosina’s majiklol eliksir ennewae? – it’s kwite wunnerflol! *smylz krookidlee wif a hiccupedness*
Rosina used to post here – butt (!!) haven’t seen hur since befoar the summer, last tiem she wus here, she madid the poshun to hulp the bictims of splort…
She had the oinkydink floo then – havent seen hur here since!!!
Rosina – are u tehre?!?!
Ohai, Italiana!
Fyndz ‘Braynee~Ak~Vakk’
andz cleenz up awwwlll t3h wetz stuff
dayr wiff a kwikkness
Poarz Braynz bakk wayr dayz
beelawng. Buddurrr~fly Band~Aydz
maykz it awll prittee
Pullz CHRG
daown tyte. U wawntz Bunjee Coardz
oarz wyde Dukkee Tayp?
Bunjee Coardz pullz tyte.
Habz Shawrpee so U canz drawz
awn CHRG
U wawntz Iee Bryte Tee
oarz Red Zeengurr? Awllso habz
Froazinn Milkee Wayz
Andz Hurshee Bawrz wiff
awlmundz 2 helpz breengz up Ur
kwyte low bludd shoogurrz
Awlsso habz Floofee
Blankitt 2 keeps U wawrm so
U canz getz bettah!
Jack.
oh Jack – fangyuberimeowtch foar awl teh lurvlee haikoozes – aiyam flattloler’d moar teh ai kan sae!
ai wil has teh Redd Zingurr tee, aifinkso – adn wun eech ob teh frozun Mylkee Wyz (haow DIDZ yu knoe??!!) adn teh Hursheebarz … wich ai wil sayv foar tihs affaturnoonz afftur luncheez, wenn ai nidz a pikkamihupz (oar a nappz)!
Pop up kitteh pops up. Kitteh will pop up at teh leestliest playces!
POP CAT!!!!
*pops owt of dispenser, boops Janet – jently – on teh nosie with a sawft orinj paw*
BOOP!!!!
BOOP!!!
Ai just LUV thoz orinj paws yoo hav!!
Bebbeh Kittehz lubz
bawksez ubz awll shayp andz syze.
Dat nebbur chayjjez
Bebbeh Kittehz canz
fitz inz ennee syze bawkz, butz
smawllurr iz bettah!
Bebbeh Kittehz can
habz jynoarmuss ‘Kewt!’ wenz dayz
popz up 4 sum ayr
Jynoarmuss ‘Kewt!’ canz
awllso cawz massibb ‘Sploart!’z wenz
ekkspoazzd 2 Hewminz
‘Sploart!’~ay~shuss Bebbeh
Kittehz amz so ‘Kewt!’ dayz canz
fikkz awll ubz Wurrld’z prawblummz!
Jack.
moyr kittehz eekwul whirrld peas!
we shud send lolcats to bin laden. mek him nicer persun. how cud ennywen want to kill peeps wen lukking at splortaceous kitteh?
Gud fot.
confu z ing……..confu.. ……..do inn.. ………………………. …… . …. … ….♪
Cyoot liddle orange kitteh:
softer and more asorbant than your current tissue.
Caution: contents may be poison or display pointy ends.
I haz funnee vishun…
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Catallergic hyoomin: Dis a nise cowch. (sits) hmm…howcom mah nose so runny?
(Feels sneez comin on, closes eies…reaches over wifowt lukin; piks up sof thing frum tisshoo bocks…)
(Holds sof thing to fase) …aah…aAH…AAAAH -
*mew?*
WHAAAAA?CHOOWOWYOWEEEKARRGH!!!!
(Splodes. Verrah cross kittin goes under cowch to wash.)
i iz hungry any1 gots a cheezburgrr
Skip teh next lolpic and to to the new one!
call 1-800-LOLCATS to order an use code POPUPKAT wen ordring 4 tis speciel editon.
Big Rnj kitteh wuz oozing under nawt-hot wud-burnin stove.
Under teh stove part wuz wide and flat, outside wuz kinda piled up in lump.
Wanted tu take pix, but she withdrew.
Maybe wuz playce kitteh cud Nawt fit N2?
Now yue can takes a kitteh whenever yue wants wun! I will emptie teh entyre box!