OMG, is
OMG, is the Ritalin EVER gonna kick in?!
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Now! Now! Now!
Okai, Heer iz teh noms adn teh drinks.
Wii haz teh hawt kokoa oar teh Irish kawfee.
Wii haz teh seefud boyle wiff teh cajun seezuningz.
Wut iz inna seefud boyle U ask?
Iz teh
Abalonez
Boyling waddurs
Clamz
D…
Dare I say “Lobster”
Enuff shwimps fer ebryone
Fishie fishie fishies
G…
Gooeyducks (Iz akshully a foods!)
Hardshelled Krabbies
Icky tentacley fings wut odders wud liek
Jelleyfeeshies
K…
Kelps fur teh vegumitarians
Lawbsturs wif big clawz
Makurals teh holee wuns!!
Nuggits uf gushifuds
O…
Oshun fingz
Purt’near ebbreefing
Quishy fingz
R….
Dunginass(!) Krabs
Elebenty herbs and spices
Fancy muscles
G…
HI EVERYBODEE! TE PARTY HAS ARRIVED!
Oisturz
Porgeez
Rok cawd
(s) quid
Tuna
V……
Vichyssoise
Wall aies
Xtra shwimps frum teh barbee
Yellol fin tunas
Zebra musslols
sunfish
grilled alligator
shark fin
clam chowder
Are wii out ob vishyswah agin?
A Lolkowntree Boilol? DO WANT!
Wii du a lolkowntree boilol at mah wurkz ebbry yeer, yoojlee arownd layt Oktobrrr oar erlee Nomvimbrrr. A kupl frum daon n Brunzwik, Jorja comz up heer n cuks lawts ov shrimpz n tayturz n unjunz n cormz n a fyoo larj pawts n dey dump it awl owt awn a larj taybul wif spunz n tawngz tu grabz teh fudz. U pyl up ur playt, nomnomnom, repeet. Dey yooz elcheepo taybul clofs so u kin put ur shrimpshelz awn dem, n wen it b tym fur kleenupz, dey jus bawl up teh taybul clofs n fro dem n teh garbuj. Dere awlwaiz b enuff tu tayk hoam fur eebnin nomz. Ai wunz fildeded up a galolun bag wif fudz frum teh boilol.
Oh noez!! stop it Patrick!! u makin mii hongree!!!
Hao aboot nao??
Try gibbin him sum Benadry. Dat shud doing teh trik.
Balance tings owt a bit…
Butt, keep him away frum teh Krissmiss twee!
Truszt me awn dis wun.
*snerk*
Mai brudder lernt taht teh hard wai.
and, pleez 2 Bee Karefull an naught use tinsel on Krissmiss twee! Iz berry dangeramus if kitteh noms it!
Yu meen like theez kittehs?
w w w.youtube.com/watch?v=CPVjisqujnc&feature=channel
(Take owt teh spaysez.)
That’s it, I’m throwin’ the Captain Crunch inna trash.
Ethur dat, oar stawp servin in in cawfee….
**SIGH**
“…stawp servin IT in cawfee.”
Stoopy lak of hand-eye-brane coordinayshunz.
LOL — and I was picturing stirring Captain Crunch into the coffee for a combination caffeine/sugar buzz.
Dere be sum moarninz I finkso I need cawfee eye-vee.
I worked at teh Starry$, and I had tu bees dere at 0445h, and den, teh need fur the KoffeeIV iz intense…
pley wif mee mawm! ………pley wif mee mawm!………..pley wif mee mawm!
Aifinkso iz nawt mawm but ashun stile nanny cawld “Amah” ( crawswurd puzulz, let me sho yu dem)
I finkso Dini needz sum too.
Gimmee back my cheezburger!!!
*** Adds teh spicee peppurs tu teh cheezburger. offurz it tu pj ***
Heer iz teh noo cheezburger jus foar U, PJ.
Mmmm nom nom nom. Arggg! *smoke cumsouta ears*
Dis is priddy gud, axshually. Wanna bite? *adds da seeds and da ribs frum da peppurs…Gibs to WRr…*
Doan mind if Ai du…
*ommmnomnomnom*
Iz a littlol bland, U haz sum Kafleen kikkin Hawt saws?
*Pours Kafleem kikkin hawt saws on WRr’s hed*
Ohai, pj! did yoo gits awl taht jammin’ stuff frum teh uzzer day outta yer hed?
Mebbe shud try trankwilyzur gun, ‘a la Wyld Kindum?
*whispurrzs*
Now, Jim is going to try to sneek up on teh kitteh an snorgle it wiffout being notissed… let’s watch an see whut happens…
Oh nose — Jim haz stepdid onna dwy krinkolly leef, an it KRINKOLS….
ADHD kiiteh wipps round and POUNCES onna Jim, wif heem pointee endz set at “Bluddy”
Jim freezez and den ….
I nawt sekkund read that az set on “Buddy”, which wii awl know who mens best “buddy” is. LOL!
**bites tong**
OUCH!!
Sorry, TET. I nawt kno dat wuz urz.
…in mid ayre, ADHD kitteh seez sumfin shiny an goez runnin teh uthur way.
Jim is prepared for dis sich, and whips out can of kitttifud and an opener. In a display ov skill only found in seasoned professionul, he distrakts ADHD kitteh with treats!
Him has now attrached 3 odder surrounding kitteh, who…
…are trampled by elebenty other kittehs! oh noes! it’z a STAMPEED! whut will Jim do NAOW???
*commercial brake*
Tired ov dat pessky hoomin telling yoo to gotu de vet, or teh mini-hoomin picking u up wif teh stikky fingers?
Try new Hoomin-Away(TM)
Wii now return tu Wyld Cweendom.
B4 deh brake, Jim wuz beeing stampeeded bai deh kittehz.
Now wii see Jim sprinting fur deh Range Rover….
Elebenty kittehz hot on himz heelz.
Jim reechez deh Range Rover in deh Nik O’Tyme.
Nik opunz deh door fur Jim….
Nik sez
“Quick ged in teh car iz teh tygur styped kittehs!@”
Jim hopz inna Range Rover wif deh agility of deh gazelle. Nik gunz deh akk seller 8er and deh Range Rover kikz up dast as it rollz across deh playnz.
Tattu ringz teh bell adn hollurs ‘Baws!! Teh playnz!! Teh playnz!! Dey runz ober dem!!
But, dey haz rrrich Corrrinthian lether!
bebbeh sitter kitteh has an exaspurrated
Dey nawt payin mee enuf furr dis!!! I gonna ax dem furr elebenty more munnies…
Payshunnt Mawmm Kitteh
canz waytz awwwllll nyte lawng ifz needz
beez. Den taykz a Napz
Rambunnkshuss Liddill
Kitteh willz habz 2 wyndz daown
eebenshuuallee
Payshunnt Mawmm Kitteh
knoez Liddill Kitteh lubz himz
Fee Ay Emm Nuttzeez!!!
Jack.
Clappity, clappity!! Just how most momma’s feel!
Sum uv uz iz less payshunt den uvvers.
Liddill Kitteh sez:
Mawwwwwm! I wawntz dreenkz ubz wattur!
Mawwwwwm! I needz a Nyte Lyte!!!
Mawwwwwm! Dayrz a Mawnsturr
hydeengz undurr t3h bed! Andz
himz habz a Hawwwngree!!!
Mawwwwwm! Waryz duz t3h Sun
goez atz nyte? Wye can’tz Hewminz
stayz up layte atz nyte?
Mawwwwwm! Can I haz sum
munneez 4 t3h Iess Creem Manz
tummorrow moarneengz?
Jack.
Well done!
I has a appreciation!
Dini woked me up at foar-forty-fibe dis moarnin. I kno I gotted up at leest sicks tiemz, moovin stuff, shooin hur awf stuff, etc.
grayt az awlwais!
yu momz mae fine dis ufny (bii wurnd – nawtee langwaj!)
eze koktaylz wif teh kursen mawmee
(berree berree nawtee langwaj)
berree berry funi!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Laffin tu hard tu bii witty!!
Dis LOL hittin cloas to hoam, 3km?
Yep! Ownli nawt had da benifit uf Ritilin. Boy wuz “full uf energy’s” wen hyme wuz yung.
Oh, don’t i noez how dat goez!!!
Widdlol boy is running heer, klimbing dere, bownsee, bownsing ebbreewair!!! Kant sit still, wigglol, wigglol, wigglol.
kant git skool werkz dun, fidgit, fidgit, fidgit.
Skool syke peepz evaluate.
Dey say, “him is not hyperaktive. But him iz a berry aktive widdlol boi!!”
Ohai, cweenmj. Ai just reeded thru moast uv teh bebbeh/preggers otter storeez — mennee mennee laffs!!! I still remember how confuzzled my poor husband was when I came home & explained that you had turned me into a pregnant otter.
LOL!! it wuz a berry kunnfuzzing time fur mennee…. I must admit, i kinda enjoyed beeing deh preggerz wolverine!!
U haz a gud nite, cweenmj. Itz tiem fur meh to going hoam. Yay! Ai kin get owt uv teh hawriblol fluorescent lites!!!
Ai buyed a skwirt bottlol & nao hazzit on mah desk. Eben empty, itz fun. Ai wuz pretending to shoot annoying pplz wiffit.
Mebbe it will get filled tomorrow…
OMCC!!!!! LMAORIFPIMP!!! Wuld have luved tu sii da look awn hymes face!!!!! LOL
I think I got a combination chin-drop, head-shake. He then told me I had too much time on my hands at work.
Dat waznt ritilin. Dat waz just kitteh snacks.
Momcat want hyooge martoonie. An eer pluggs. An ai bacashun.
anom!
oh, wait, ai duzzint has kidlets.
oh, well.
ANOM!
dat hyooge martoonie sounds like teh pretty tastee plan
right about nao
i cant understand anything!
got ice cream for show
bebeh had too much ice cream
next time share with crow
Anuzzer grate lol frum Winnie-Wonka! Hoaw duz seh doit?!?
moss bee awl dat chalkolate ww eets.
It seems she is very angry…
oxigenn, ice creaam, sunny, imagina chuun♪……… ……… …. … … .. … ..
Right… While the lol is excellent, I can neither stand lolspeak outside lols, nor abide other silliness, and therefore have to ask (in an upset way):
“WHY THE FECK IS ‘iz tuff bein momma.’ LINKED TO A PIC OF AN OBIOVUSLY MALE LION???”!!11!!!11elebenty”3222!!11!
Right. Calm now.
Absolutely friggin’ excellent lol, this.
OMG is teh Ritalin EVAR gonna kick in???
*tikklolz Tessm*
Oh Hai!!
*gigglols* oh hai!
or was that *gigolos*
Oh hai Danbala,
Adn I glad u iz kalmeinged down now.
Welkum tu Cheezland!!
I iz glad u likez deh lol.
I can’t speek tu deh waifore deh link sez momma and showz a daddeh.
but most uv us duzn’t keer. Wii just kum heer fur deh funz.
Sry u duzn’t like deh lolspeek oar uzzer silleenessess.
But dat b wut uz regular commenterz duz. Wii uzez deh Lolspeek and wii engagifyingz in genrul silleenesses weneber possiblol. Wii haz lotz uv fun heer, wii only haz wun rule, and dat iz tu playing niec!
U duzn’t haz tu uze deh lolspeek if u duzn’t want tu. And u b welkum tu kum and play wif us weneber u like!
*Handz Danbala a chokklit martoonee
Cheez!!
nah. Trust me, I love the lolspeak in lols – all the ones I’ve done have them in one way or the other, it’s just that outside actual lolcatspeak, I just can’t do it. ;p
…and just to prove that I don’t hate lolspeak as such – here are my lols
oh, u can haz sum ufny! “fruits de mer” lol!
Pleh…..hazzin’ teh nawt-sleepiness is no gud. Butt(!) ai found anudder drink I can haz dat haz no shoogur innit….ai maeked a hawt sugar-free black tee/vanilla chai wif milk! MMMMMMM…almos’ as gud assa hawt chawklit!!
ritalin is bad for cats
This is an unfunny joke.
ROFL! This is funny, cuz I’m on the Ritalicn. That’s exactly how I am when I haven’t taken it! XD
Not funny at all, in fact you should never take it ever again.
Dam idiot parents brainwashing their kids into thinking that they have to take shit in order to fit in.
I LOVE cats they are so expressive and there is no doubt that this cat is over this kitten. LOL
Intertubes ? I fought twas teh Interweb ! Duh :-I
My Burmese (Oki (big cat in this photo)) was kinda unimpressed with the new kit at this stage. They luvs each other now tho. Mostly.
Good LOL and very true I think… but my kittehs will think they are famous now and demand Caviar and Salmon from their hooman slave. More than they do already that is
And here we have a classic case of People Not Understanding How ADD Works. Ritalin DOES NOT act as a sedative. All it does is substitute for dopamine to make it easier to stay focused on what’s at hand.
I think awareness of the fact that Ritalin is actually a psychostimulant doesn’t reduce the LOLworthiness of above pic – having had a fair bit of experience of kids with ADHD myself… but its true of any kind of “disorder”/illness/difference that if it doesn’t touch your life, most people usually know sweet FA about it – as frustrating as it can be to folks who have differences, there is unfortunately little motivation for the general populace to learn about such things. Humans are very frustrating like that, I prefer kittehs.