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Nomnomnom!
conga
conga
conga
rats!
Thx!
Yay on teh not second, Anni!
Thx d4k!
Mini Cheezburgers all around!
Like teh kind at the Denny’s!
Dems has teh gud wunze!
An I provize dessertz for sillybrashuns – hom-maed punkin cheezcaek. Iz very yummy.
mmm, hommaed cheezycaek.
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
wow!! anni, teh fyumi gator, skwirlgrrl, an catena for teh brayd!
a burger in da mouf…
…is werf elebenty in da wants.
I can has elebenty in teh hands tho?
Duz u haz that manee hands ???
Iffen der hands aer meny, dey’re nawt nootered.
Haz u got big hands?
um… not reely
dooze you hab da TINY hans dat dey show inna da burrrgerrr commerrshuls?
if i giv you dem, will you pwomise not to steal da burd seed, pls?
*passes over elebenty brgrs*
but better not to store dem for da winturr, ‘kay? dey not so good as teh nutz for longturm fuds.
oh, and look bofe ways before you be crwossing da rode.
Ohai dere, Mais Oui! Haow r U dewin?
.
I jess reeded bowt ur kumpnee inna nooz (at leest I finksew it wuz ur kumpnee). Itza kumpnee kawlded “Tendril Networks, Inc.” n Boulder, Colorado. Fur reel!! I thinked uv U win I reeded it!
imagine Whirrled Wide Peas and Ten Drills…bwahahahaha….
Ahhhhh…everbudde RUN !!!!!
I finking deh Whirrld Pease adn deh Ten Drillz uv Doom iz mew chew lee eggz clue seive.
motto: Peas …or else.
I’ll take sum uv deh else, plz.
Ifn nawt peas, den watt? Brokklee?
No more quibble-ing! YAY!
[luks at lol]
Oh carp!
unless teh tenn drylls r whrrrlin teh peeaz….
(*to paraphrase Dave Barry*)
I finksew “Whirled Peas n da Ten Drillz uv Doom” wood mayk uh grate naym 4 uh rok band.
yay dave barry!1!!!!!!!1!1!!
cool, dude. you posted it at elebenty past elebenty!! sounds like fodder for ower nawt sekkind Hit:
♪ in the year Elebenty Elebenty
won’t need no royals, dey all has crosse’d eyes…
Mmmmmpphhhh!!
*nods*
Is teh Burger King burger?
these’z not many ov thems around here…
(Vancouver, BC)
cud uze sum CATsawp.
…and mouse-tard….
…and piggols…
mebbe mai mionions wil breeng uz sum!
lettuce nawt get carried away….the peppers might want in on this.
Dis iz gonna bee a HYUGEEE burrgurrr!!!
Lets see — A buttum bun, den da burrgurr, den da cheez, den da CATsawp (dat cums frum squeezin out a ShamWOW affer sawpin up a Cat); den anudder peese ub cheez, den a Mouse-tard (dats a maus dressed furr ballet klas – not ta bee confuzzoled with a Mouse turd); den a furd peese ub cheez; den da piggols (free piggols iz bestest nummer – butt iz nawt ginny piggols – jest plane piggols – small wuns); den a furth peese ub cheez; and den da LetUs and sum peppers; fineolly da top tops bun.
Whew — yoo nawt needs beeg hands yoo need beg MOUF!
noe umyuns?
Dat be a tru Dagwood Bumstead burgerer.
Und ebin beegr stummich! HAH!!
… n moar CHEEZ…
(duzzn’t luk liek dere’z enny onnit)
Careful, dis cud b a trap.
Is kitteh getting a baff?
Oar gowin 2 da vet?
Oar mebbeh, it’s thyme to take himz plehdicine.
…. oar a goggie b mooving in!
*sniffs burger*
.
Well, iz deffnitly cow, not goggie.
dat b a happy kitteh!
Dis hyoomin deserbs a couple of nise side-wawkin-rubs and a hedbonk or tu, wif purrin.
(An if dis kitteh is ennything liek mah boys, a satisfied *burp* *sigh* mixed in too also.)
Best hoomin ever!
I fink I will washes it down with a slushie
and can I has sum fries too?
U wont sum slusheez? “Awl rite boiz, let dem havvit!”
(*fast forward to 7:00*)
Ooh, a nyce vanilly milkshayk and fries for meh, pleez!
Ohai, 2K – hao yoo be? I has nawt seeinged yoo mush here; yoo must has a bizzee!
I has an epic busee, I iz bak in grad skool, I iz taking three classes (they is all mathy) and doing research, is lotsa work. How U iz?
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to cratz an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!!i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif choklit icing, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, and goodie bags wif brite-colurd fishy-shaped water skwirters, slinkies taht lite up wen tehy slink down teh steps, kandee, an blak velvit colur-it-yorself bebbeh alien posters wif elebenty-six glo-in-teh-dark crayns wif bilded-in sharperner!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
*takes a water skwirter and skwirts two_kittehs wif it*
hey why is U making me wet? Hey dirrektor squirrl we not has had a
play for the low budgit theater in a while. We shud does sumfing
maybe we shud start orgamizing a Thanx giving program? We cud has pill grims, and indians, and corms……
but wate!
Hallolween is furst!
We shud do somethin spookeh!
*goes off to think on this thought*
Thankz, burfday fairy! Dez wunnerful giffti-baggz! Happi Burfdai!
Takez lite up slinky
slinkee ☼, slinkee●, slinkee ☼, slinkee●, slinkee ☼, slinkee●, slinkee ☼, slinkee●, slinkee ☼, slinkee●, slinkee ☼, slinkee●, slinkee ☼, slinkee●
Kewl!!
dis seem kwite nommable
=)
burger wilBgon inz tu bytez … afftur wich kitteh wil wigglol adn *BELCH*, adn luk foar teh bagg wif teh restuvem innit … jus laik teh oletym comershlol – *Betcha kant eet jus wunn!*
NOMNOMNOMNOMNONNOM … **** BURP****
*squeakee voiyse* plz sir, kin i has sum moar?
so true…
tis tym foar tee, aifinkso … SUMWAIR, NEwaiz … soe ai brotted punkin spyse kookiez kut owt adn frawsted tu luk lyk punkinz adn fawl leefses, adn a nebberending pawt uv punkin spyse cawfee wif teh sinnyminny wippycreme foar dolloping. Adn pleez tu uze teh fess tiv fawl hyoo’d paypur playtz adn nappykunz.
Just in time for teh Thanksgiving on Monday!
(Hooray for teh long weekend!)
ohyesh – jusintym foar teh Tanks Gibbingz in VLC – ifz yu wanz tu sayv sum kookeez foar Canadastanian Tanks Gibbingz, yu myt wanz tu rapraprap tehm inz teh plastikrap adn kipz tehm inz teh refrej … frigimur … iceyboks. obkoars, tehr wil bih uvver noms tween naow adn den, aifinkso. ai HOAP soe.
*sneeking some into teh Tupperware wen nobody watching* Fang-Chew! I’s making stuft roasty pork wrapped in teh bakons, and teh boyfriend’s Mom will be coming ofer. She not liking me muchly.
noe nead tu sneakify – dere’z plennee – halpz yoarselfz tu awl yu wantz!
mai BFF livz in teh Toronto of VLC – tehy sillybrate boaf Fangz Gibbons bkuz tehy hab libbed dere for yeerz adn yeerz adn eben moar yeerz tahn taht, and hurz sunn haz teh dool-sittyzunship. Teh moar reezuns tu sillybrate, teh beddur, aifinkso!!
Hooray for Sillybrayshins!
I see no cheeezzze.
but…but…iz ai can has CHEEZEburger, nawt ai can has burgr wifawt cheez!
That’s a big tootin kitteh bite…lol
It would be sad I could tell the vendor by the wrapper, but I work there.
Our double cheeseburgers are a dollar until like March or something.
I’ll take elebenty,please.
And I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for them.
Wimpy ref FTW! Ai no can haz cheezburger. Ai iz awn dye-it. Auntie kitteh wantz mii 2 b a vegimatariun. DO NAWT WANT! Ai lubz mah cheezburgrz. Teh tofoo brgrz r teh pleh!
Hoomins aer omnivoarz!
Has yoo tried the Yves veggie Burgers made wif teh Whole Graynz?
Thems is KWITE gud. That’s what they use 4 teh veggie burgers at BK in Canada. Thems gud wif cheez!
Haben’t tryed dose, but teh Harvey’s beggie burgers R gud, too!
Ur offering pleezes kitteh.
Yew haz it kitteh, and itz “Yor Way”, hand fed by hyoomin.
Kitteh’s eyes are too big for his belleh
Kitteh finally got cheezburger. Time to close down site now?
No, wii must kuntinue until ebbree kitteh has cheezburger!!
Are u advocating Universal Kitteh Cheezburger Distribution Program? Downt let themz heer you on teh PK!
an beter mayk sur kittehs hav kittehsup on der cheezburger not eleetest mustid
“If I’m elected, there will be a chicken in every pot, and a cheezburger for every kitteh!”
U haz mai vote!
Noooooooooooooooo!
Cheezburgers adn whirled peas foar AWL!!
Kitteh Ingerlish lessun #1
Cheezburger
I WANT Cheezburger
Hoomin GETS Cheezburger
I can HAS Cheezburger
.
Kitteh likes Ingerlish lessuns
hoomin gets cheezburger… i has to beg to get cheezburger…. DEN i can has teh cheezburger!
Kitteh fankeez Tidmum fur deh lesson. Adn fur deh burger.
Ohai Tidmum! Doan fur-gitz, kittehz liek teh Fronch lessinz, awlsew:
Today’s Lesson
That iz wun happi kitteh!
Better than White Castle. Only drunk Kittehs will eat White Castle. And Krystal is just an insult to us all.
NOM NOM NOM dat wus some gud cheezburger!
nom et kitteh nom et!!!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
amz in Nurrbawnna Nommeeng
lushshuss Cheezburgr!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
nawtz cayrz ifz Soot getz durtee.
Can likkz up t3h mess
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
canz Nomz awwwlll day lawng andz still
habz rume 4 deezurt!
Banilla Milk Shayk
woodz maykz ekksellent deezurt
afturr wundruss meel!
Jack.
uh man after mai own heart – banilla milk shayk – yummmmm
It always baffles me that cats like beef so much. Cows are not a natural prey for small cats. But my cat loves his beef Fancy Feast. I can just imagine him latched onto the side of a cow, dangling like sea lampre.
“why isnt dat coked? wears da cheez?”
That’s one hearty bite!
cat loves a big schunk o’ beef
please to ros teh bif’?
Hay, ST — datza purdee gud ohai-koo!
I dunno…not photo shop? Mah kitteh woan open mouf dat bigs…not ebben for cheezburgah.
Cute photo, tho…
We all like daz cheezeburgers!
mmm Cheezburger
now wear r da frys? or da ketchup? u forgot dem, rite? rite?
U haz it wong… we spossed 2 take cheezburgerzs frum hoomins….* Sneakin for cheezburgerz*
Epic nom is epic win!
One. Happeh. KITTEH!!!
aww mahn wud a waste of a cheezburger.. no offents to dee purdy kitteh of cos.
Is that kitteh even alive? It looks laaik it’s stuffed, lookit size of mouf and eyes all funnee. Somefink not right aboot dis.
This is cruel and bad for the cat. Please remove it.
The woman on that box seems to have a bit of burger envy
You = cancer.
LOL i luv dis capshun!!!!
lolz teh cheezburgerz alwais win
youhz got talentzz for da kitteh.
kitteh ftw
THATS NO FAIR! MEH WANTS A CHEEZBURGER!
IMA FIREN MAH LAZAR!
*BAARRGGHH!*
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