Comments on: I can’t feel my butt.

By: fyght0ast

fyght0ast — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 03:11:06 +0000

all work an noe plai mayks jack a dull kitteh.

By: Wink21

Wink21 — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:59:38 +0000

i dont understand wut made me laff so hard, mayb how cute teh kitteh wuz.

By: Garrock-San

Garrock-San — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 10:35:40 +0000

sadface.
original was posted years ago. Reads: “Very funny, where did you bury the house?”

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:26:29 +0000

Wish Mittinz wuz here.

By: chewie

chewie — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:40:29 +0000

ha ha. this is funny. poor cute kitty.

By: Ebilcat

Ebilcat — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:44:06 +0000

Kitteh can’t feel his balls anymore…he is concerned.. ha.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:28:26 +0000

Give deh peepz wut dey want…datz mai motto!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:29:16 +0000

Adn seh called herselb “Miss Biscuit” – lol!!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:26:50 +0000

Yash, after teh ~~dribeway drift maker~~ snoeplow goze by!

By: Kat3Kets1Gog

Kat3Kets1Gog — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:19:52 +0000

kewl kitteh iz kewl

By: Kat3Kets1Gog

Kat3Kets1Gog — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:15:07 +0000

teh cassel motte iz teh arfi–artyf– fake hill teh caslol uz bilt awn aifinkso. Dynno whut teh butt wold be. Teh watter barlol agin mebbe.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:10:25 +0000

Hay!!! dat wuz bai specific rekwest!! adn I haz no intenshun uv dewing it agin!! Smammie askinged fur it.

By: catena

catena — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:07:47 +0000

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By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:33:23 +0000

hey come bak, chases aftah red and butt wigglol of doom an lands on herz

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:09:06 +0000

U nawt feel ur butt?

Den u nawt feel dis!

**pullz 2_k’s tayle an runswifakwikness**

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:07:47 +0000

kitteh sayz the grate outdoorz is not so grate after all!
shud has stayed home and had a cuppa hot choclate
warming mah tozies bah deh fyre

By: Johnny Mattress

Johnny Mattress — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:59:33 +0000

Abominable Kitteh is Concerned.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:59:10 +0000

Fankies, Ur Majistee. U iz bery bery gud to meh.

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:56:37 +0000

is raining and Iz ar doing HW may I join too?

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:55:46 +0000

Is that DK in the snowy VLC?

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:44:28 +0000

Tath’s wun indignint kitteh!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:42:59 +0000

*pour, pour, mix, mix.
*heet, heet
*top wif budder
*Stir, stir wif sinnymom stik
*Sprinklol sinininimom adn nutmegz on top
*Set on serving tray wif cookeez fresh frum uvin.
*putz tray on table in eezee reech uv NS.

Here. lemmee knowz if u needz eneefing else.

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:42:17 +0000

Sno~drifft Kitteh duz
nawtz lykez dis stuff dat luukz
flooffee, butz feelz COALDZ!!!

Flooffee stuff shoodz beez
awlllll wawrm andz sawfft, nawtzawllmoast
dry andz freezeeng coaldz!

Strypee Sno~leppurd
Kitteh wawntz goez Insyde andz
habz sum hawt chocklitt!

Jack.

By: belllie

belllie — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:41:00 +0000

Teeny Tiny Ingerland

By: West River rat

West River rat — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:39:39 +0000

Dis nawt be liek last wintur willit? teh cween nawt buddur Ur buns instead uf teh rum ai hoep!!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:27:43 +0000

Yesh, plz!

By: dennis4king

dennis4king — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:25:49 +0000

Very nice! I liek dat alot!

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:19:20 +0000

Maibe we beddur taik up klekshun tu renu nc66′ skripshun. haow menny munniez it taikz fur lieftiem?

By: Redneck_Rebel

Redneck_Rebel — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:19:00 +0000

Wut is TTI?

By: dennis4king

dennis4king — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:18:46 +0000

Lurvlee!

The seven poynted snowflakey iz nyce tuuch!

By: TehRumpusKitteh

TehRumpusKitteh — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:18:29 +0000

Dis hao ai feelz dis weekweekweek. Frozun solyd becuz fur nass nawt wurk rite an teh tempechur owtsyde feel lyke elebenty degreez. Butt (!) alwayz cowld. Butt (!) new fur nass be put in to marrow. Yay fur heetz!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:17:42 +0000

Ai gawt uh numb bum.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:07:25 +0000

Kum in, kum in!!
Sit rite heer bai deh fyre.
*rapz ns in soft warm blankee
*pokez fyre
* addz anuzzer log.
Dere, dat shud warm u up!

Wud u like a hot buddered rum?

By: West River rat

West River rat — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:06:00 +0000

Yass U can. Adn when teh haws startz tu burn U can callz teh fyremans.

* gavvurs up teh owld noospaypurs…put dem in teh mettlol waste baskkity. Lites dem awn fires.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:02:01 +0000

Ai kin kum in & snugglol by teh fyre nao?

By: West River rat

West River rat — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:01:46 +0000

Hur letted Kit dribe teh car hur borrowed frum Dabid Hasslolhoffs.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:58:53 +0000

Awlso teh thikk end uv sumfin, a push wiv teh hedd an a flatfish. Aifink teh bit uv a castlol iz a motte.

By: jd

jd — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:53:13 +0000

Iz awlsew targits in archery adn a bit ob a castlol, Ifinkso.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:52:42 +0000

Thx Aahz! Ai haz a fren hoo libs in Albakirkee!

By: West River rat

West River rat — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:52:02 +0000

In USA teh butt is teh leftober bit when sumwun smokes teh cigarette.

inna IAHO

By: Aahz

Aahz — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:41:37 +0000

By: annipuss

annipuss — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:31:24 +0000

Gud anser!

By: willy boy

willy boy — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:29:14 +0000

iz troo……..mah hed iz da hardist spawt awn meh…

jus asch anibuddi hoo noes meh

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:26:14 +0000

Cuz mahm had teh van an I nawt dribed my car?

By: pj perry

pj perry — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:23:44 +0000

Ohai, willy boy, glad yer fien! It’s a gud fing I dropped you on yer hed! It be 61 and sunny hear; Chicagoish.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:22:53 +0000

I kan’t imagine how yu nodded awf in da twuk.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:22:12 +0000

In TTI, a butt iz a larj barrel…. hmm yes, Ai see teh connekshun1

By: annipuss

annipuss — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:19:40 +0000

Aifink it iz still moar lieklee 2 be a femail bictim, but Ai aksept dat mailz mite be attakt 2.

By: catena

catena — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:18:02 +0000

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:17:57 +0000

Fanks.

I had datcat tayk me to my doc’s awfiss, butt dey sed “Wii haz appoyntmint at fwee o’klok.” (It wuz aight inna moarnin.)

So, I had him tayk me to teh walk-in playse. By ten-firtee, I wuz feline no payne.

I sleeped moast of teh day. I finkso I even nodded awf inna twuk!