
I can’t feel my butt.
can i at least git sum sno bootz?
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I can’t feel my butt.
can i at least git sum sno bootz?
Picture by: Jacob Caption by: Zerana via Advanced Lol Builder
snoe lepperd!
Congrats jk2k!
fankees! luuks liek u an mii an wb can goe awf tew teh tybootik!
izzit waurm dere? iz jes gawt hear an foun owt peejay drawped me
inna puddlol laist nite…………….aiz wet………an broosed………..
an nao deres dis snoe……..
*whimpur……….wine………..saab*
doan wurry peejay! aiz fien………
ai haz bean wurkin owtcied awl dai inna beeutimus fall wethur….iz 65 an sunni hear
Ohai, willy boy, glad yer fien! It’s a gud fing I dropped you on yer hed!
It be 61 and sunny hear; Chicagoish.
iz troo……..mah hed iz da hardist spawt awn meh…
jus asch anibuddi hoo noes meh
*handz willyboy a nice hot buddered rum adn a Shamwow!*
fankees!
Ai finks I’b gawt a pikshure ob a snow leppard in teh pics I’b uplowded.
sadface.
original was posted years ago. Reads: “Very funny, where did you bury the house?”
W00t!!
Kum on Ratz!! u gotz sum dansin tu du!!
* Deh ratz kum owt uv deh rat howse wairing deir
*poofy white sno-flake costumez!
Ok? everbuddy lined up?? Shelley! whai ur flake b habbing 7 pointy endz? everbuddee noez dey haz 6 pointz!!! Oh, u b a blonde frum Kallee Fornya? Dat splainz a lot. *slow sad hed shake*
Oh, well, tu late now.
Dans ratz, dans!!
Konga, kong-ga, KONG-GA!!!
Kong-ga, conga, Kong-GA!!
Kong-ga, Kong-ga, CONG-GA!!!
Lurvlee!
The seven poynted snowflakey iz nyce tuuch!
Anteh rest uv me iz cawld
kitteh iz nawt amoosed tu bee trown owt inna snoedrif!
Well, kitteh shudn’t hab tried to hijak teh flying saucer then.
kitteh sed butt (!) snerk
bete mii tu eet!!!
Iz spellifyd correk… collect… rite, so duzn’t cownt.
In TTI, a butt iz a larj barrel…. hmm yes, Ai see teh connekshun1
In USA teh butt is teh leftober bit when sumwun smokes teh cigarette.
inna IAHO
Iz awlsew targits in archery adn a bit ob a castlol, Ifinkso.
Awlso teh thikk end uv sumfin, a push wiv teh hedd an a flatfish. Aifink teh bit uv a castlol iz a motte.
teh cassel motte iz teh arfi–artyf– fake hill teh caslol uz bilt awn aifinkso. Dynno whut teh butt wold be. Teh watter barlol agin mebbe.
Wut is TTI?
Teeny Tiny Ingerland
Feel sumwun elses butt insted kitteh. Iz moar phun.
Yu mustest forgib him, hiz yeer memmership ob teh NB eggspyred last week.
Maibe we beddur taik up klekshun tu renu nc66′ skripshun. haow menny munniez it taikz fur lieftiem?
datz happund tu mii awn subwae! (kwiyt eh few yeerz ehgoe, nauw…)
Aifink moast wimmin haz had dat happin at sum tiem. Teh best rispons Ai heered wus wen teh wummun grabbed teh hand an sed in a lowd boise “Duz dis hand bilong to enniwun? Ai juss fownd it awn mai bihynd!”
:snerk:
Very nice! I liek dat alot!
it does NOT just happen to wimmen on the subway.
once again V.O.E. has to rear (sry) its ugly head
Sorry, Dan.
It wuz an aksident, I sware.
Dat’ll teech ya tu kwit wairing dat Tammy Faye make-up!
Aifink it iz still moar lieklee 2 be a femail bictim, but Ai aksept dat mailz mite be attakt 2.
Nawt mien rite now, tho.
I hadda go get shootid erlyur.
How’z teh hedd?
Mutch bedder, fanks.
YAY!! Glad yur head iz better.
Fanks.
I had datcat tayk me to my doc’s awfiss, butt dey sed “Wii haz appoyntmint at fwee o’klok.” (It wuz aight inna moarnin.)
So, I had him tayk me to teh walk-in playse. By ten-firtee, I wuz feline no payne.
I sleeped moast of teh day. I finkso I even nodded awf inna twuk!
I kan’t imagine how yu nodded awf in da twuk.
Cuz mahm had teh van an I nawt dribed my car?
Gud anser!
Hur letted Kit dribe teh car hur borrowed frum Dabid Hasslolhoffs.
This is classic!
eeh…ai shudda turnd leff et Albakirkii!
Thx Aahz! Ai haz a fren hoo libs in Albakirkee!
Halp! Ai iz fruzen.
Whut happened 2 da rest uv da wurld?
Iz a catsickle tew bee~ !!
kewl kitteh iz kewl
Or my feets!!
Too musch Ice Cream!
Where is ta crow?
Ai kin kum in & snugglol by teh fyre nao?
Yass U can. Adn when teh haws startz tu burn U can callz teh fyremans.
* gavvurs up teh owld noospaypurs…put dem in teh mettlol waste baskkity. Lites dem awn fires.
Kum in, kum in!!
Sit rite heer bai deh fyre.
*rapz ns in soft warm blankee
*pokez fyre
* addz anuzzer log.
Dere, dat shud warm u up!
Wud u like a hot buddered rum?
Yesh, plz!
Dis nawt be liek last wintur willit? teh cween nawt buddur Ur buns instead uf teh rum ai hoep!!
Hay!!! dat wuz bai specific rekwest!! adn I haz no intenshun uv dewing it agin!! Smammie askinged fur it.
Adn seh called herselb “Miss Biscuit” – lol!!
Give deh peepz wut dey want…datz mai motto!
*pour, pour, mix, mix.
*heet, heet
*top wif budder
*Stir, stir wif sinnymom stik
*Sprinklol sinininimom adn nutmegz on top
*Set on serving tray wif cookeez fresh frum uvin.
*putz tray on table in eezee reech uv NS.
Here. lemmee knowz if u needz eneefing else.
Fankies, Ur Majistee. U iz bery bery gud to meh.
is raining and Iz ar doing HW may I join too?
Ai gawt uh numb bum.
Dis hao ai feelz dis weekweekweek. Frozun solyd becuz fur nass nawt wurk rite an teh tempechur owtsyde feel lyke elebenty degreez. Butt (!) alwayz cowld. Butt (!) new fur nass be put in to marrow. Yay fur heetz!
Sno~drifft Kitteh duz
nawtz lykez dis stuff dat luukz
flooffee, butz feelz COALDZ!!!
Flooffee stuff shoodz beez
awlllll wawrm andz sawfft, nawtzawllmoast
dry andz freezeeng coaldz!
Strypee Sno~leppurd
Kitteh wawntz goez Insyde andz
habz sum hawt chocklitt!
Jack.
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Tath’s wun indignint kitteh!
Is that DK in the snowy VLC?
Yash, after teh
dribeway drift makersnoeplow goze by!Abominable Kitteh is Concerned.
kitteh sayz the grate outdoorz is not so grate after all!
shud has stayed home and had a cuppa hot choclate
warming mah tozies bah deh fyre
U nawt feel ur butt?
Den u nawt feel dis!
**pullz 2_k’s tayle an runswifakwikness**
hey come bak, chases aftah red and butt wigglol of doom an lands on herz
Kitteh can’t feel his balls anymore…he is concerned.. ha.
ha ha. this is funny. poor cute kitty.
Wish Mittinz wuz here.
i dont understand wut made me laff so hard, mayb how cute teh kitteh wuz.
all work an noe plai mayks jack a dull kitteh.