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ai onlee see wun kitteh….
I … SEE … FOUR … EYES!!1!
Ai see 3 eerz!
Four eyes and three ears… stealth kitteh is stealthy…
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It was a four-eyed, three-eared, fuzzy purring mousy eater,
Four-eyed, three-eared, fuzzy purring mousy eater,
Four-eyed, three-eared, fuzzy purring mousy eater.
Sure looked strange to me!
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Oh noes! Teh Weirdpress has nommed mai clappitees adn applolsauce! Oh teh hyooj manattee!
Ai’d raver hab dat dan teh wun eiid wun hornd flyin purrpul peepl eeter!
W00t! w00t!!
Aahz – verreh nyce, verreh nyce! *klappity klappity* Woot woot!
Well done LOL
teehee! that’ll teech me tu be sneaking on heer wen i’m stil at werk – now ebberywun finks ai’m crazee, laffing att my compooter
Dey will getting used to it!
AAAGH!!! EERWURM!!!!
Noeboddee gotted mai Star Trek ref, butt (!) da tanjint annipuss n CatChops took wuz teh moar funnyer ennywaiz!
butt (!) chayne uf comaand shure is a gud eppisode *nods*
Yep, it shure iz!
Yep! Yep! Yep!
ohai, Aahz! I dunt fink we haz mett befur *extends floofy paw uf frenship*
Ohai, Gizmo!
*shaykz floofee paw*
I finsew I seed U rownd heer b4, butt (!) I gess we nawt can haz meetid ufishullee yit.
ai uzed tu bee a lurrker, butt (!) ai startit posting a week or sew ago
eneewai, it be bery nise tu mete yu!
I bin uh regler heer 4 obber uh yeer. Haowsumebber, mai werkz n uvver IRL stufz haz reesuntlee bin keapin me awai frum ICHC 4 sumtymz weakz atta tym…
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It shure iz teh terrubble win lyf innerfeerz wif ur funz!
it reely is! *whispers* ai’m akchewally at werk rite noa, butt (!) it’s bery quiet tunite sew ai dunt fink eneewun wil notiss
wen yu gotta has lolcats, yu gotta has lolcats!
Conga ratz, JK2K! U iz at da tawp uv da makrumay! Haow wood U liek 2 start awf da sillybrayshunz?
ai hafta run awff tew a stoopy IRL meetin naow, sew ai’ll bee syllybraeting laytur wif awl uv u…
We will b teh missin U n da meentym! Haz wun 4 da rode…
*pours jk2kitteh a tall, cold chocolate martoonie*
*pours another one for self*
*klinks glasses*
Cheez!
Wun uvvem werkz, wun duzznt
/Maynard G. Krebs voyse
WERK??
/Maynard G. Krebs voyse off
Teh werk fashingates meh, ai kin wotch it awl dai.
Speshully if it iz being dun bai hansum men… wif dere shurtz off… in deh hot summer sun…. wif deh sweatz making deh musklolz shine….
*fanz self wif hand*
I think i made maisef faint!!
Thud!!
*opins smelling salts*
*waves dem unner teh cween’s noes*
Waek up, yer majisty! Fink abaot taxes, oar teh fone bill, oar sumfing liek dat. Den yu bi otay.
Kerful — U mite gitz herz awayk, butt (!) ifn U gitz herz finkin bowt taksiz n fone billz, U iz gunna mayk herz sik 2 herz stummik…
OoooOOOoooOOoOooo!
iz dat u mezzomom??
Did u bring fyremenz?
Fyremenz wif no shirts & big swettee musclols?
*swoon*
Ohai, ur majistee!
Noe, I wuzzn’t tawkin bowt wun uv da kittehz werkz, I wuz tawkin bowt wun uv da kitteh’s KAMOFLAJ werkz
LOL, like Maynard, I just reakt tu deh werd!!
Speeki uv werkz, I hasta gitz bak twerk … plai tymz obber…
Awwww!
*waivez floofy paw bai-bai*
Sum do it beddur dan uvvers
transfurrmashun 50 % complete…
terror, comes from the dark
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will they bring cookies?
coem tew teh dahrk syde! wii haz teh cuukees!
Choklit chip? oar rayzin otemeelz??
chocolate………dark chocolate, dark-dark chocolate.
I can haz sum 88% dark chokklit — iz nomalishus!!1!
sure ya can………….ya just gotta sign this document *presents what looks like the NYC Phone Book*
Ohai, SHD! U misunnerstanz — I awlriddee can haz 88% dar chokklit — iz inna bag at mai hows wif sum 72% n sum 67% awlsew. I lieks da 88% — iz taystee n krunchee!
Um … dar = dark
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I jess washted mai handz n kaynd dew uh fing wiffem…
but before ya can have tha cookies ya must sign
otherwise…..all ya can do is smell the warm, soft cookies.
/HomerVoiceOn
Mmmm… warm, soft cookies…
/HomerVoiceOff
*steals a cookie without sining and runsawayfast*
*sinez “cosecant skwared”
*grabz cookee
nom nom nom nom nomnomnom
Peanut budder cookiez!!! Dayte nut barz! Vanille Kipferln!!
Awl fresh frum teh oven. Warm an delishus!!
Speshul fur Jk2kitteh!! But plentee fur awl.
Heer – ai’ve put tehm awl awn theze prittee playtes heer.
Pleeze to bee halping yurselves!
nom!
Iz hard 2 sai … Chokklit chip wood b teh moar timptin, butt (!) oatmeel rayzin iz teh ebil
Meh. Teh dark syde cahn come tawk tew mii wen dey haz peenut budder choklit chip.
Ai maeks a meen oatmeel cinniminiminom chip cookie.
Kood I can haz uh nys wun insted uvva meen wun?
en enkumpleetlee-enteegraytud minyon…
OMFGBBQ the black and white one is soooooo cute!!!! <3<3<3
He luks just liek a dalmashun
Um . . . or a cow! *moo!!!!* Ayll bet its toepads ar blak and whyt too!
Frank? Frank??!! Ware’d u goe??
Boop!
Betty?
Boop!
(dat b a boop on dah noez!)
Betty!
(dis kood bekumz uh fun gaym, sorta liek Marco Polo)
*Boop*
Hay! Kome bak heer Betty!
*skampurrs awf gigglolin*
*a voyce cawls frum faraway* Marco!
Boop?
*voys frum bhind deh sofa* Betty!
*voys frum da pule owtsyd*
Polo!
*voys frum unner teh cumferter*
BOOP!
Um… izzit a beeg cumferter?
weeel, deres ruum fer tew, aifinkso, teehee
BC alwaes wispurrin in mah eer.
Terrable, terrable fings. O.o
Fings liek purr,purr,purr,purr,nao gibs me noms.
An skrash mah bakk an snorgle mah tummy furs!
Shud bee catmafage
Kittehz libz in deep
shaddoz so dayz canz watch awll
t3h feengz Hewminz duz
Velvettee dawrkness
rappz arowndz Kitteh’z silkee
fur flawlesslee
Shaddoz andz stillness
amz Kittehz graytesst frendz
andz yoozez dem well
Jack.
Anuzzer gr8 wun!!1!! Fankeez Jack!!
’shaddoz an stillness’, luv it! grate wun Jack!
luffehlee!
teh mookitteh haz seenz teh lyt … moooo ving awae frum teh BC, butt (!!) haz tu du soe beriberi cowshuslee soe azz nawt tu maik BC powns … tahtz whut itz izz, aifinkso. adn befoar ai foargetz – ai brot sum pettyfoarz adn chawklit trufflolz foar nomming, adn sum frootifyed sparkloleng wattur foar drinkees.
Prettyfors! Mah favritest among all fabrits! Are tehy pinky caek on teh inside? Or white? Or greeny? Or rainboe? Not dat it matturs.
tehy izz awl uvv teh ablolv – wiff teh froot fylleng – ooh, trie wun wif teh chawklit caek adn teh razzamatazzberree fylleng – NOM!!, adn teh chawklit ga nosh fylleng … adn teh wunz wif teh widdlol karewhutz awn tawp haz teh karewhut caek (DUH!) adn teh kreemiecheez fylleng.
*swoon*
*unswoon*
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
*urp*
*swoon*
Belated – butt- better layte than nebber.
Fur teh 6th ov Oktober
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER DUFFY ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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Hope yoo had a moast wunderfmaus day!!
Awww, fanks. Yu sing berry pritty.
Birfday hugs!!
{{{{{{Duffy}}}}}}
How I lurve teh midnite kittehs!! So smoothe an shinee! So sof an elegunt! Teh velvet cote! The brite eies! I iz totully under teh influenze of teh Dark Side. Mah neckst kitteh will be a midnite kitteh and I will call him Goth aifinkso. Or Nox. Or Bete Noir.
mai midnyt kitteh izz naymd Audrey foar Audrey Hepburn – beriberi soefistycattud adn elly gaunt. shih haz teh SHINEY!, adn teh glowwy yellogreenie iize – shih am BOOfull!
Umm…does ennyone else see teh beerded man wearing a turban in teh midnite kitteh’s eer?
how did hii git in dere!?!?!
mebbeee itz deh debil!!! whispurring in BC’z eer!!!!
I kant kwite make owt ennee hornz….
Dey is cuvurd by teh turban.
Ohai mai cween! ur wunnermous lol wif teh bunneh -may I use it as a purrfile pikshure? It’s so sweet…
yes u may!! In fact, I wud b onnered. *kurtseez politelee*
ooh, fanku!
*curtsey*
{{cweenmj}}
well, nao that u menshun it…yesh! Did u sneek him in there? Cos I didunt seen him befoar…
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So heer ai am at mah gnu (temporary, fank CC) desk. Teh lites iz too brite & dey iz maykin mah hed hurt. Teh desk drawers iz on teh “rong” sied (i.e. teh sied ai iz nawt used to dem being on), so ai feerz ai will bashify mah knee enny moment nao.
We iz rite owtsied teh baffrooms, so we heerz ebree flush. Teh area rite on teh uvver sied uv owr cubicle wall seemz to be a gavvering plaec fur pplz dat wantz to chat and chat and chat.
Ai plans to taek a long lunch — gonna go swim laps & taek mah tiem gettin bak. Aifink ai will awlsew pik up a skwirt bottlol on mah way bak so ai kin shoot at teh pplz chattin & chattin & chattin rite owtside owr desks.
Ai beez in hades.
{{{nightshayde}}}
Just keep telling urself, it’z just a few days, its jsut a few dayz!
Deh skwurt bottlol iz a gud idea tu!
Mebbe yu cud preten to sneeeeze BIG an skwirt teh bottul at teh saem time. Teh chatterers wud go awae den aifinkso.
Ooooh – ai lieks dat!
Oar purrtend yoo hav teh flu, an coff coff coff a lot in their jeneral direkshun! Mite do it?
Unless. . . do yoo laik them?? In wich cayse, we’d hav to think ov sumthing else!1
Nah – if ai liekd dem, ai wuddint be finkin uv skwirtifying dem.
{{{cweenmj}}}
U iz teh bestest cween eber!
Trooer werds were hardlee ebber spoken!!
It werks gud onna kitteh William. He gibs meh a durty luk whun hee seas meh tayke it owt affer I sez tew hym, “WILLIAM! Git owta teh orfice!”
Awn mien, dey tuk owt half uv teh lietbulbs. Butt foar teh baffrum, Ai cant halp u. {{{{{nightshayde}}}}}} Ai so sawry U iz in teh basement.
one cat
one black crow
waiting for ice cream
for ice cream, I know
ice cream for cat
ice cream for crow
*skreems* ISE CREEM!!! ai’d lyke a tripple cone, pleez!
*clambersoberbluesfan473togetzisecreem* O ai lubs ise creem! *pushesbluefanawayformisecreem(but polietly)* *eets ise creem* OOOOhhhh…nao ai gawts brayne freez! OOOOOOhhhhhh.
when crow gets teh brayne freez
crow danse a ho ho!
today’s flabor:
rub raisan skwirrl
cone cone cone
There ya go!!!
Teh odher kitteh beh nvishble!
Does anyone else see the subliminal person in the 100% camouflage kitteh’s ear?
Chek up fred – I seed him too. Wif a beerd. and a turban or mebbe a conkistador’s hat wif fethurs.
It’s Jesus!! That kitteh’s ear is blessed! It’s a miracle!!
I thought the same thing…looks like Jesus. Call the Pope!
i dunno, seems more leik 99%