Mom! My foots is all wet. And cold, And really really wet. And cold.
nd dey definitely nawt happeh.
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i tole you to dress warm.
…but did you lissen to me? noooooooes.
shudda said, wear yer boots. Awel kitteh gots is mittens!
No puss in boots?
bootless kitteh’s meows r bootless.
When, in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes, / I all alone beweep my wettinge’d state / And troublol deal heaven with my bootless meows.
Sowwi tu hambush dis fred, but…
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***HELLP!!!***
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Buggy peeps wanna spray mai apartment (dey shud neuter dem den). Dis is NAWT gud foar any kitteh, but Catherine iz ownli justest bak from tel v.e.t. adn it wud be definitetetely bad iffen she wur to stay heer tomorrow. Bored-ing playces aer awl shutted adn, well, HELP!
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(I’m in teh downtown Portland, Oregon aerea, foar doze whu aer willing to do what dey can.)
I wud halp, butt I’m a liddlol far away.
U has pikshurs of Catherine? Wanna see!
Yu want pikshures?
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Lyke dis? oar lyke dis? oar lyke dis? Oar maybe lyke dis?
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:devil:
jd, ai wish ai cud halp wif ur problum uv teh buggy sprayin. Duz u haz frend er relativ neerbye whoo wul let Catherine stay ober fer teh dai?
where’s that ratzenfratzen alien in da Eggar suit when you needim…
How comz dey don hab a taek yer kitteh 2 wek day? Dat wud be de solushun 2 yer problems.
Curse de typos…Dat wud be Taek Yer Kitteh 2 Werk Day
Coz teh boss noes he’d be replayced by teh kitteh.
:snerk:
Aifinkso ai wood put teh kitteh in teh carryer an take her sumware wif me. Wood dat werk? Or wood teh v.e.t let you park her dere fur a wile?
ann lukk upawn my seff an curss my fayte,
Oh mai! Iz taht Shakespear? Ai do so luv teh Bard, even haz him awn my profile! ♥♥♥
ohai, sh! whuts yore faborite sonnet? (ore play!)
Conga Rats Shoelaces on you Not Second!
Wii haz teh hawt chawklit oar hawt buddured rums fur drinks. adn wii haz teh sammun burgurs fur noms, wif a piklol speer adn chips awn teh sied.
Nom slurp Nom slurp Nom slurp
Fangs!
Da conga rats flood de stage wih 2 cm of water and do lively splash dance to ♪♫♪ Singing in de Rain
SHD nawt gunna liek U berry much. Him will haz tu mawp it awl up.
*covers k4k’s danse shoos wif shamwows*
There. I halped.
*holds up box 0 shake n bake*
And ah halped!
Heh. But ackshully, I was quoting Littlol Richard in this commercial:
*holds up pan ob shayk-n-baykt chiggen*
halp yerselff!
Halp! Halp!
iz you being opressed?
But… but… we named u Boots!
what kind of mom are you? *I’m* Mittens. Boots is my ebil twin.
Ok, ok. But where is ur bruvver, Thermal Unnerwares?
we do not speak of him. He is unmentionable.
wii hass teh tights lips bout hims.
We may haf to turn da /hose/ on you.
ai kann has Lederhosen?
Y-you dun lub mee? But whai?
Ohai LCB! ai tried to come tew your birfday party, but wen teh admiral played happy birfday tew you, the anshent compooting device in my use taht day splorted! Happytayls belatedly!
O hai, and thx!
Yes, that was quite teh virtuoso prefromance, wasn’t it? *has a happy reminiscense*
Snicker!!! an Fyumi Gator tu.
ai can haz ride on yur shouldurs?
pikmeeupp………..pikmeeupp…………..pikmeeupp………pikmeeupp……….
*pix up willy boy ina fyreman’s carry* “She ain’t hevee, she’s my….opps! Splash!!!! *runsawaywiffaquickness*
… an ai dont noe wut tiem it iz.
Ai dont noe wut tiem it iz, an aiz freezin.
On teh eve of his wedding, Tiger got cold feet.
kinda like a ser tin guinness piggeh, eh, LCB??
I’m sure I doesn’t know whut u is talking about.
*whispurs* I heerd it wuz nawt the pinneh gig dat had teh kowld feets.
Whoa an Whoa! Dere iz SO MUCH ai duz nawt noe, it iz scaring me!
I will haz tu trak down deh wedding dat nebber wuz and putting it in deh lore and legendz paig. I just fowded the otterz and got dem korralled on dere….
Iz hur gonna get teh cowld feetz befoar y’allz weddin?
**putz ‘lektrik soks awn shawpin liszt**
lektrik sox in wadderz… DO NAWT WANT!!
oooh, shocky fayse kwite appro… apor… rite.
U sed der wuz sammuns in teh waddurs. Ai nawt find enny sammuns. Just ice cubes!!!
O, dare’s sammings, al rite—LOX of samming; daze juss rlly thin!
inbissiblol my-chrome-phome?
♪♫♪ THRILLER♪♫♪
*reeches up tew feel wet spawt on hed tawp*
Ohai, Raindrop, Its juss yoo! I thawt sumfing fell on my.
(btw, how duz yoo maykes teh liddolo moosick notes?)
Copy and paste from other threads???
you can hold down alt key and type
♥ 3
♪ 13
♫ 14
and menne, menne moar!
§ 0167
‡ 0135
halp, ai cannawt stops maiselfs!
here is one page with the codes.
hehe umm to gits da widdle signs go to tools then find dee character map theres a bunch ob liddle fingies there just copy dem and paste!!! i gotsa go i’ll cee yoo guys ladder!!! {{{{{{{cheezpeeps}}}}}}
oh hai, kitkay!!
deh notez adn uzzer fingz b in deh Charactermap in Windoze. just select, copy adn paste. Moar kumpleet directions r here.
♥ ☺ ∞ € ▼ ▬ ۞ ± ¶ © £ ♫ ♪
(juss practising)
W00t!! w00t!! Luk at u go!!!
fangs, cween! (i shuld noes awl dese, butt (!) eye juss nebber taykes the thyme to learnify them!)
it’s
taht yoo can maye 
)
punktuation
(srry to wayste spase playing wiff teh smilies!; I habben’t started on teh udder stuffss, butt (!) I kneeds 2 go, so I kann go ahed and put dat off agin manyana
Wowweee. Tanx! I ben wondwen ha to do dat fo a lon lon time.
♥☺ e=mс² ☺♥
See? Ebryting in da kitteh wowld es wewative.
ur welkum! Awl u haz tu dew iz ask!!
Mai lil Fyrefox sez is ticklololish and duz nawt has the lil characters.
Ai caan haz sum help, pls?
Kthx
ifinkso dis kitteh iz singing opera!! wii needz deh Janet tu telling us which wun it b…
♪♫♪THE PHAAAAAAAANTOM OB DE OPERA IS DERRE… INSIIDE YOOR MIND!!!!♪♫♪
♪♫♪ Dere is no Fanntom of de Operraaa ♪♫♪
♪♫♪ PREEEEEMADONAAAAA♪♫♪
Hey– I iz da pweeemadonna! An if u foget dat, I wiw wemind u!
♪♫
In sleep hii sangd tu mii
In dreemz hii came
Dat voys witch kawlz tu mii
Adn speekz mai name
Adn dew I dream agin?
Fur now I find
Deh Fan Tum uv deh Opera iz dere,
Inside mai mind….
♪♫
♪♫♪sinng wonce agin wit me a strng dooett my powwer ober yoo grows stroonger yet adn thoo u’ll turnn frum mee to glance beehind da PHAAANTom ob de opera is dere inside oo mind♪♫♪
♪♫♪ Masquerade!
Painted faces on Parade: Masquerade!
Hide your face so teh wurld will nevr find chu…
♪♫♪Masquerade!
Sadd lil seran aid, sawng uv mai hart’s composin,
Ai heer it still, Ai always will, Best on teh bill (oops! that is “charade”)
Rimes wif Mascarade, tho.
“Mai tinee paws is frozin”!
“im les miz-eowrable”
lukz moar mizerablol tu mii!
♫♪
I’s teh groomer of Seville…
♪♫
mahdahm kittehflii
teh fwee kitteh oppruh
Teh Meowkado
Gilolbert and Sullolvan, FTW!
Oh, teh kitteh habs lil Cold Feetz,
Lil Cold Feetz has the cat….
mem reeeeee awl alown in teh
moon..
suuuun liiiiiiite
wen ai wuz an kittin ai hadda walke elebenty milols tru da ribers an hilz tu git tu skool sew yu jus hushup nao lil kitteh
awl by myself,
barefoot,
c….
cold
damp
ebbree day
f….
fallindown drunk
gargling nails
hidin in the bushis
jumpin through the puddilz
k….
krispeekreme donutless
lonesome
opossoms folololwing me
peanut budder sammich got dropped on da way
q…
quit laffing!! it wuz
Reelee hard!
Speshully in deh winter!!
T….
tunaless in tunns ob snoe,
Uncomplayning (mosely),
berry kold, an damp, an lawnly, an drunk, an donutless, an
skrached by nayles and forn bushes, an sammichless, an ‘possum-purrsecuted….
Viskuss stuffz stikkifying tu ower feetz
Wallowing in mizree
Xtreemlee unkumfurtablol
Yelling,
“Zut alorz!”
nitey-nite, meine Königin!
{{kitkay}}}
Kitteh can haz teh soaker!
*off-topic grumblol*
We’re doing a cubicle switcheroo here at work. For three days, I’m going to be in a nasty uber-bright cubicle right outside the restrooms.
On Monday, I’ll be on the other side of the cubicle wall from where I currently sit. This means I need to pack up my desk today, partially unpack tomorrow (so I can work & stuff), then re-pack on Friday & re-unpack on Monday.
I’m so not happy right now.
Mebbe WRr’z cuzinz kud halping u???
U noez, deh Pak Ratz??
i not eben gonna ask wai4 u playing muziklol cubiklolz.
dis game haz Mis Managemint’z finner printz awl ober it.
*snerk*
Pplz keep askin us why we iz moovin. “Job sekyuritee fur teh moovin guys” iz wut ai keep tellin dem. Itz bad enuf hazzin to moov once — but moovin twice in a week-week-week iz nawt fun.
Oh, NS, if u kumz bak , just wanna tell ya i put deh preggerz otter eskapade on deh Lore and Legendz paige as an Advenchewer. I think I trakked down awl deh partz…. It b on 6 lolz!
LOL! Rillee? Datz niftee!
Mah desk iz pakked up & aiz outta heer fur teh nite. Ebbreewun hazza gud wun — hoapfully ai will haz ‘puter access tomorrow. One never knows when one moves…
*crossez pawz fur nightshayde tu haz a weking pooter tomorree.*
oar a weRking pooter…
allow mii
that be stooooopeeeee!
U can put Ur desk awn wheelz and add teh lawn mowur enjine? Den U nawt haz tu pack teh desk!
den u can haz awffiss lolympiks! rayc daown teh hawl inna deskchayr, stayrsprintz, fwow teh red staeplur, awl dat fyun!
Bowt tiem tu cawl in sik….
Den uvver pplz wud be pakkin mah stuff — nawt sew grayte, akshullee. Teh gud fing iz we kin leev stuff in teh drawers (nawt hasta pull out awl teh files & randum uvver stuff liek blankees & post-its & thumtax & snack drawer). Pakkin dat wud haz tayken a long tiem.
ahaiya, shades o’ nite! i noytised dat yoo hassa a birffday dis monff! Yoo can gits lots ob candy on yore birffday ebberyyere, huh?
Ai duz! Ai duz! We iz Trick-or-Treating dis yeer at Dizneeland — Mickey’s Trick-or-Treat Party at California Adventure. Ai getz to go on mah birfday (an teh day befoar & teh day aftur azwell).
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
duz nawtz wawnt 2 habz hurz Tukkz
Dry Cleend wunss aginn
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
beeginz 2 undurrstandz jusst
haow ‘Coaldz Dry Stuff’ meltz!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
willz beez shaykeeng hurz pawzez
dry 4 berreh lawwwwwng tyme!
Jack.
Silly kitteh
O da huge manatee!
ai knows it!!
Kitteh must be in KY tonite.
U haz ice awn Ur puddlols tunite?!
*handz rhsb teh hawt toddy adn teh floofee blankit *
No ice, “Just da cowld KY rain.”
Elbis eerwurm!
No ice, butt cold an wet, an dreery.
Purrfeck wevvers foar my mood.
Iz nite fur teh big bowl uf homemaed soop anna gud buk?
I wuz finkin tekillya, a moovie, an a (hoomin) snugglol buddee….
I cheers you up wif da joke…
Why de pirate perfurrz de salt waters?
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BC the PepperWater makes his Sneeze!
Mwah Mwah Mwah Mwaaaaaaaah !!!!!elebenty!!
**faysepaw**
Ohai ebberywun…is back to postifyin’ Been seein’ teh nefyu Jack and maekin teh exercise for meh. Mai goal for my birfday in Febooairy is 199 lbs. WANT!!!
Welkum Bak!!! playing wif deh nefyoo iz gud….. prolly moar fun wen him b older.
Oh yesh, et weel be. When him is awl growed up in 4 months, mai brudder’s wife will deliver her baby boi tu…she is due in Febrooairy.
3km – I foargottid to pik sumfin up at Kroger.
Teh instunt YNG?
Sorta.
Dats liek my bunbun.
“Mom – I don’t LIKE this outside-thing. It’s getting all over me!”
Dini keeps wantin to go owtsied, butt I tell hur, “U wud nawt lyk it.”
U kno how kittehs lissen, tho.
WRr – Duz teh goggiez lyk teh coldur wevvers?
Howz teh howse comin? Wen u moovin in? Wenz teh beeg partee?
I haytz 2 b teh throein koald wattur awn evvyfing, butt (!) I hafta eggs-press uh beeg sad…
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I jess heerd dat anuvver uv mai X-wyf’s kittehs has krawst da brij. Rascal (awlsew known az “Wascawwy Kitteh”) mayded da trip 2 Princess Mu Meadow dis past SunnyDay aftur uh lawng fyt wif teh cansur. Himz winted kraws bai hizsef wifowt enny hep, awltho mai X waz bowt 2 givz himz hep sew himz wooden suffur enny moar.
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Himz wuz 14, wich iz 14 yeerz lawngur dan himz wuz spowsta livz. Himz wuz uh 7-weak-owld reskyoo kitteh dat we fosterd aftur himz wuz reskyood (n b4 me n mai X borked up). Rascal had parintlee bin kikted oar sumfin, n himz lung wuz rupshurd. Himz hadded ayr bubblolz under himz skin, sew himz popt n krakkld ifn himz wuz pikt up. Da vet sed nawt 2 spekt himz 2 liv past da weak-ind, butt (!) himz hadded uvver ideerz!
Rascal iz gunna b teh misted bai mai kidletz, hoo will b noatissin himz absintz win dey goez up dere dis weak-ind. Howsumebber, Rascal kin naow plai wif Alley agin n da Meadow, sintz herz krawst da brij urleeur dis yeer. I’z shure Alley’z bin waytin payshuntlee 4 Rascal 2 kumz joyn herz ebber sintz himz gotted teh sik. Noe moar sik n suffrin — naow dey bowf can haz teh funz wifowt end!
Oh Aahz! Ai haz a sorry so big! You iz havvin so big a hart, and teh big, big harts hurt so bads! Wen ai goez tew teh meddow tew see my Delilah, ai will be lukkin fur Wascawwy Ketteh an hopin tew snorgolz him! Oh, Aahz! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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♥♥♥♥♥♥ {{{{Aahz}}}}} ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Dat b a lubblee tribute tu deh Wascawwy Kitteh. Iz amazing how mennee kittehz kin lib wen deh vet sez dey won’t!! Kitteh lib on deher own skedule. Him wuz a gud and true fren tu u and ur C and ur kidz. I b shur him will haz a happee tu b playing in deh medow az if hii were yung and helfy agin.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
{{{{{{{{{{{Aahz and family}}}}}}}}}}}}}
*Moment of silents foar Rascal*
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Fanky, red — U iz up dere n Kintukee ware himz spinted himz lastist daiz. Himz livded awn da norf syd uv Lex wif mai kidletz momcat.
I has a big sad for yoo – Dey leevs littlol pawprints in owt harts.
Um, Aahz? Pleez be merembering, wen him gets tew teh meddow, him will get the two stones. One he will throw in the pool of rememberance, an he will be remembering awl uv yew! an, teh other, he will throw in teh pool ov luv, an noe he haz been luvved! An so he will meet Alley, and they will hab awl teh remembering and lubs tew share while they waits happily for their peeps! This ai haz read, and this ai deerly believes! ♥♥♥
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*sniff* iz byootiful, SH.
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{{{{{{{{{{Evvreewun}}}}}}}}}}
Fanky 4 awl da luvz n grate weeshiz, speshullee 4 mai kidletz hoo r prolly gunna haz teh tuffist tym wiffit. Dey seen himz da lastist tym dey wuz up dere, n ebben tho dey b teh nowin dis dai wuz kummin, itz steel gunna hit ‘em hard win dey gitz 2 deyz momcat’z hows n Wascawwy Kitteh nawt dere…
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At leest dey steel can haz teh kumpnee uv Miri n Gucci kittehs…
{{{{{Aahz}}}}}
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Rumpelteazer will be waitin tew play in teh meddow, two! ai has a sawree!
Oh, Aahz, sawree I misst this. With kittehs and uthers that we luv, iz never enuff tyme, izzit? Whut a wunnerful lyfe he had tho, an amazing storeh of survival in teh fayce of odds stakt aginst heem. Beems of sawft whyt lyte wrapt arownd yoo and yor fambly and kidlets. And warm welkums to teh Mu Meddow for Rascal . . .
{{{{{{Aahz and Rascal hoo beet teh odds and fambly and kidlets}}}}}}
Cat will do almost anything for ice cream
… plus, he loves the crow.
1st ? Haz U alreddi tolld evvree wun Y dis crow keepz showin up?
2nd ? How iz a crow liek a writin desk?
Frenz, I finkso iz tiem foar me to be goin to bed.
Hazza gud nite/day/wutebber!
I lubs u guies! {{{Cheezfrenz}}}
‘nite Red! Has a guud tumorrow!
**sneeks in **
SCHMOOz Lungdoc.
**sneeks bak owt**
kiipinn grooow♪ …… ………… ……………………. …. ….. …. … …. … … ..
Aaaagh! Teh wet! Getitawfgetitawfgetitawf!!!Mooooom! Gimme teh sham-wow!
*gibbs bf473 a (oops) soggie, wet sham-wow*
Hmmm…maibee kitteh shud haz aksd fer a flannik insted.
*peas inna flannik; gibbs to bf473* “you can tank me lader!”
pleh pleh pleh!!
O, ahll ‘tank’ u awl rite!
Jermelcom! I’z juss hear to halp.
It’s global warming! RRRUUUUN!!!
ai betz kitteh’s favrit song is nawt ‘singin’ in teh rain’!!! wunder whut kitteh do at bafftiem???
Kitteh!! Titn awl teh mussels an jump 35 Degrees tu your lef. Will bee awn dry groun!!1!1!!
CUTE.
Well, now you know how it feels, when the hooman wake up in the morning and step in your pee puddle.