Bath Time: Why Chainmail was invented
Bath Time: Why Chainmail was invented
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he’s gonna wish he had gauntlets
GMTA!
heheh, thx fr da complement.
oh, adn bluesfan, too. was y’all also wondring wot would be tuffenuf?
i was thinking they needed to be made 0:
Aluminumb (to kill da pain) [sry, has to use MerryCan pronunziashun]
Beer can tabs linkied togeder. Ask Brewski, he prolly has some.
Crokogator Skin on da palms
Dragon Skin
E…
Elolofant hyde
Ferruss concreet
Gold plaeted coppur
H..
Hide of the Hydra
Inches and inches of steel
Joking aside, you’ll need a lot of protection
K….
Kokomonut shellz
Lawts and lawts ob perteckshun!
Meerickle gluvs
N…
Klingon cloaking technology
Leather from rhinocerusses
Mithril shirt (stolen offen Frodo’s back)
No contact restraining order from Judge Judy
P…
Preest-blessded holee watter
Quilts – lots uf dem
Rips in absololutelee nuffin!
Shiny shiny metlol
T…
Ellefanty Hyde from knees and elbows
Forged rings from Mordor
Grey gaffer tape in several layers
H…
Elolfant skin
Flint (nawt shur hao tu maek taht werk)
grannit
H…
pls to be merembering that no actual Lolophant or Crockogators’ hydes be used in teh making 0 dis thred. Read “nauga” for aformentioned creatures. kthxsavethelolofants.
ooh, didn’t mean that mezzomom or dennis was promoting idea, just meant that trolly peeps might be pooping erm, popping in to cast asp urchins onus. kthxhopethatclearedthinksup
o, ifinkso trolz wil finding sumfing to cast apsirins on no matter wut we do.
Dats gud iffin dey cast aspirins — den wii kin take da aspirins furr da Troll reelated hedamatakes
Teh chain mail gloves may haf pulled on teh kitteh’s fur! Good thing he remoofed dem.
Conga Rat Shoelaces on ur not second!
Conga rats walk out carrying teh maypole and do intrikat danse wit silfer and red crepe paper…
Itz onlee a flesh woond.
I’ll bite your legs off
Wut yu gunna du, blede awn mi?
presumably, yesh!
The black knight is invincible!
I think kitteh is gonna brake teh chain anyways.
wotch aowt! LCB’s heer adn dat chane mael iz shinee!
Ware’z hims glubbz?
Montee Pythun metes baesment cat!
Monty Python and teh Unholy Wail
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“Ni!” Sez kitteh. “Ni!”
Nite rpliz,”It’s ownlee a fwesh woond.”
Did u noe dat yestidai wuz teh fortyif birfdai uv teh Monty Python sho?
Thass werth sillybrating!
Quick! Back to the party room!
Yay! Ai lubs teh partee! Iz alreddy to keep sellybratin’ LCB’s burfday. Nao can toast all the Pythons: umm, Terry, Neil, Eric,Michael, Graham, John and Terry.
“Ohhh, I’m a Lumberjack…” (ducks vejtabuls thrown an off-key singing)
Whale, dey KOOD thro spam…
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SPAMspamSpamSpamSPAMspamSpamSpam
Spam! Glorious Spam!
Teh BBC had an ebenin uv Python stuff at teh weekend.
One of teh movie channels over here was advertising a Python-themed day, probly also for teh annivershury.
oh, wait.i hazza confuse’d. i thotted it was just for yr burfday. “Somebody” purrloine’d all teh fyremin related movies’, so they thot you mite lite a day theme’d: “Males in Mail for Mlle”. from teh same peeps that brotted
Austen Power!!-Jane Rules!! theme day with round teh clok showings of Pride and Prejudice (documentary about bigotry among lions and tigers and bares, omai), Mansflol’ed Purrk, Purrrrrrrrrsuasion, Nom Anger Abbey, Scents and Scents Ability: how cats schmell.
Hay, King Arfur! U prolly need sum chayne mayle glubs dere tew!
Dats a triplol GMTA!
Yay!
“U ARE teh weakest link. Goodbye.”
He may be a wink link, but he sure is kyoot.
The Kitteh is not bad, either…
better teh weakest link than the leakest wink….
There’s just something about a man in armour…
♪♫
Chain mail.
Armor chain mail.
What kind of man wears armor chain mail?
Fat mans, skinny mans, even mans wif kitty cats
Wear chain mail.
Armor chain mail.
The mail mens loves to we-e-a-a-r!
♫♪
Teh costume is correct: At some point teh Red Cross *will* be involved. *nods*
dis bii eh YNUCMG?
nekkid under chain mail?
The ring mail would be awfully pinchy … down under.
U mean, like, in Austrailia?
Blimey!
Crikey.
Stoopid ingerlish pigdog
Nao go awai oar eye shall tont yoo a sekkind tiem.
Fetchez la vache!
“Run away! run away!”
Ai’m nawt ded! Ai’z feline betterer!
Yor muvver wuz a hamster an yur favver smelt ub elderberries!
I farted in ur generals direkshun!
I wayv mai priwut parz at ur aunties!
liek dis!!
Oh dats a awlfully kyoot babbeh kitty to bee beein sew RUDE!!! Mae bee heem is a Kytooty kitteh …
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Protected by Knight Tempurrlar
LOL It figures the bankers of the world’s first travellers cheque would be in bed with basement cat.
aifinksotoo, Tempurrlar, nawt Python (tho Python’s moar funnzies.) Alluz knew them Tempurlar fellarz waz up tu now gud,and luk hoo Dey hangin out wif–BASEMIMTCAT11!! aACK! bURN ‘EM!!! BURN EM NAOW!!!1
Melis/BTWC
(Ahm sineinn in deze daze coz musheen whut runz ICHCB keepz miztakin me fr a GUEST. DUH. How long I gotza live heer befor I’m a nawt-GUEST?!)
O hay, guise. I wanna thank u all for teh bestest, most wondermous party yesterday! I had a little bit of leaky eyes re-reading teh nice things that was said and “hearing” teh songs that was sanged. U halped make getting another year older a little bit less untolerable.
*hugsandsmoos all around*
*hangs straight line out for LCB*
Oh, it was nothing. Don’t mention it.
*falls for it*
Oh? Ok. In that case, nevermind.
yez…wuz een mai wurk offeis…noe ken sii teh LOLcats! soe sorree, lukz lyk lawtz awf ufn!!!
Aw, LCB I mist yer pardee? I has had big bizzy for several weeks now, jest tryin to keep up on my LOLs but I miss most of the comra.. comarda… cumradder… friendly talky stuff. I’m glad you had a good pardee with the wunnermuss cheezfrends an now I will watch teh Tivo.
{{{{{LolCatBurglar}}}}}
Thx! Was teh lots of fun, with very few injuries and no arrests!
no arrests? tehn wut wuz teh deel wif thoze fuzzy pink handkuffs i seed yoo wearing?
HippoBirdie Two Ewes for Yesterday!
Kthx! To better serve the LCB-Well-Wishing Community better, I do accept prezzies and cash and drinks and fuds and prezzies and cash all month long. Also fuds and drinks. kthxgimme
Ai lyke yur idee ov a mediebil partee! Kan ai come as Eric teh Bare?
*falls on floor*
*Bzzzzt!*
*Bzzzzt!ZAP!*
*Bzzzzt!*
Are you using the defibbylator?
I’z a trained firsty-aider. I help with the CPRs and stuff, if u need…
Ai still sellybratin’. See note at Monty Python Anniversary.
Yay, Lolcatburglar!
I can haz quest?
U kin fetch us … A SHRUBBERY!!1!
WANT! Want man, kitteh, n mayl.
u can haz guy & chayn mayl, but if I gets to teh kitteh nawt-sekkund — YOINK!
U’ve got mail!
*snerk*
Iz more funnerer iffin you gets a Male … ifinkso
Midnyte Kitteh habz
Hewmin wut needz Protekkshun
from shawrp Poyntee Endz
Midnyte Kitteh duz
nawtz lykez Hewmin Protekkshun
Soot ‘cuz it pinchez!
Hewmin Protekkshun
Soot nawtz wurkz so awsumm. Wayz
elebentee poundz!
Grim Reepur Kitteh
willz waytz ’til Soot amz awff. Den
taykz soal 4 Roob!
Coodz awllso takz soal
4 Maysunn oarz Rawkzee oarz
eeben Pritee Jorjj!
Jack.
Jack, u gotz it eggsaklee rite, ai noez foar a fak, coz wii wer chaynmayl in owr race innspekshun! iz berree berree hebbee… an pinchee…
neis es awlwais, Jack!
wud lyk tu sii chayne mael sute furr teh kitteh!
dat wud bii kool!
Gud apternun ebrybodee. I is bakk frum mi birfdae massaj and trip to da beautimous parrlol. I now iz readee to partee.
Happi birfdai BOM!
♫ Happy happy birfdai, tew uuuuuuu! ♫
an naow, fer ur prezzent, ah’ll stawp singin, teehee
Fank you Anni and BF. I iz habbin a gud dae, cept da puppee frowded up dis moarnin and ai forgotted to start dinner.
OHAI and HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!!
Wut flavr caek wud u like?
I has teh skwirrls on standby!
Shall we has a medieval party to match teh lol? We can party like it’s 999!
*throws on a rag*
ok, Im readdy!!
I’ll be reddy in a minnit.
Do these smallpox scars make my butt look big?
no no, tehy is nothing compared to teh rak marks anyways…
did sumfing get medieval on ur ass?!
Nope. Just plain old Middle Ages spread.
Aw! Teh poore dawnkey!
We may hafta borrow a burro from teh bureau of redundant burros bureau … for teh heft.
Izzn’t dat uh liddle bit o’ eksessiv, repettitiv redundinsee?
*sighs* Yes, yes. U knoes, teh next time my court jester piggeh suggests that I go stretch my legs, I is gonna make sure he means go for walk.
*luks askanse*
you mean…… u askshully lissen to him???
tehy has ways ob makin you lissen
It’s hard not to lissen to him, whut wif all those jingly bells he has attached to various parts of his raiment.
jingly bells??
OOOOHHHH you mean teh alarum system!
I fink he had that installed when RW#4 got away…
Leeza, wot if tihs guy is waring a KILT wif hims byrnie?
byrnie???
if dis guy iz wering teh kitl, tehn wuts byrnie wering?
Lol! According to AfriCat, a byrnie is waste-lengf chainmale armor.
I get my Friar Tuck outfit out from RenFaire and come out of the closet.
I’ll shave a circle ov hair from teh top ov my hed and I’z be reddy…
HAPPY birfDAY to YOOOOUUUUUuuuuuuUUUUU!!1!
Bom. Bom. Bom bom bom.
It’s good to say.
happy burfday bom_momme!!! i rebember wut a gud frend yoo haz been to owr elsa_mama in hre times ob trubble, an i hope for yor burfday yoo will feels much luv an happees for being a gud frend!! an also i wish yoo many more massajes!
Happy Birthday Bom_Momme! May all your wishes come
true x elebentee!!
HippoBirdie Two Ewes!
I still wants ta kno iffin Hippo Burdies kin fly???!!! I axed da udder dai butt no wuns answered — Mae Bee no wun nose???
I also wunderin why you has two ewwwws. I donut fibk dat BOM iz ewwwey attall …
yes
and
2 female sheep are twice as soft as one.
I have the answers to life the universe and everything
but the cat is holding them hostage until I feed him more gushyfood
HAPPYTAYLE BIRFDAI, BOM_MOMME!!!!!1!! Adn manee, manee moar!!
Ooh! I hope yu has teh berry happitaylest birfday eber, an menny moar!
On sekkond thawt Mr. Floofykins, let us nawt goe tew Camelot. It iz a sillee plaice.
Troo dat! *gigglolz finking ob kiniggits dansdansdansing and singing!*
we’r nites uv teh rown tablol
we dansdansdans wenebber we’re ablol
….
T-r-o-l-l mask awn/- Mail (also maille, often given as chain mail or chain maille or chainmaille) is a type of armour consisting of small metal rings linked together in a pattern to form a mesh.
The word chainmail is of relatively recent coinage, having been in use only since the 1700s; prior to this it was referred to simply as mail.[1]
The word itself refers to the armour material, not the garment made from it. A shirt made from mail is a hauberk if knee-length, haubergeon if mid-thigh length, and byrnie if waist-length. Mail leggings are called chausses, mail hoods coif and mail mittens mitons. A mail collar hanging from a helmet is camail or aventail. A mail collar worn strapped around the neck was called a pixane or standard.
Mail is now often used for decorative use and in jewellery
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Ai R humbloled in ur presents Africat. Der ar lots ob werds and sum wif moore den on sillyblol.
Dat’s cheetin!
Awwww! Ai wuz oawnlee joakin! Ai cheet liek at awl teh tiem.
G’nite AC sleep tite!
oh, dis not trolly, africat, dis very intresting an informatib informayshun. to be trolly yoo haz to tell us we haz a stoopid for not alreddy knowing everyfing.
Fankees!
*lissens with a rapt*
kewl!
now, tell us all abowt mithril??
Mithril oar “truesilver” wus ownlee founded in teh deepest dwarven mines ov Middle Erf. Khazad Dum oar teh Dwarrodelf bein teh moast famoussest ov dese. It was wen tryin tu find moar mithril dat teh dwarves disturbed teh Balrog hoo murderified lawts of dem an kaused teh mining tu bii abandoned. … hows dat?
And mithril be light as a feather, aithinkx
Yesh! *nod nod nod* Dat bii tru!
oooh u is a font uv knoll edge today Africat!
Dat wuz interesting & nawt trollish attawl!
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Sjd0356, Christiatric, CaptainMaryRackham, BOM_MOMME an baltoscrapper!! an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yellow caeks wif crunchy topping an fresh froot and wippy kreem, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif knite in shiny armor costyoms,dragons for fiting an/or being frends wif, kandee, an fairy tayl rubber dukkies! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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YAYAYAYAY!!!! Happitayl birfdais tew awl tewdai!!
I has a kinda-sorta fairy tail duck at my desk! I mean, she has a reggaler duck tail but she has a tiara and a magic wand, too! Here’s her
ooh, tahts kyoot an nifty!
Burfdai fairy, yoo teh bestest! *starts blowing up a flaytibble dragon* pant-pant-pant *blows agin* dis gunna bee sew kool!
*hands mezzomom teh sparkly neon-culord bicyclol pump*
Hay, if this man is from Prague, could we say that teh Czech is in teh mail?
We cud, but raver u didn’t!
*voids Czech*
Make that: *returns Czech for non-sufficient funs*
Him bownsed!
*endorses anni’s comment*
*heddesk*
*heddesk*
*heddesk*
*HISSS – Clink – HISSS – Clink – HISSS – Clink*
What is, “Sounds Made by a Man in Mail Trying to Give a Cat a Bath”, Alex?
Wohnd id get awl ruztee? An kitteh ken clymbe rite up it. Needs deh armur widdout deh chain linkees, deh smoofe kind.
That’s a stupid caption, but the picture’s really sweet.
lol dat so funny! did u get it off of the garfield comic where jon is in football gear to wash garfield?!?! dats wat it seems like to me
That mail is nowhere NEAR tight enough for cat claw protection.
There are actually commercially available mail gloves, though. Think they’re used by folks who process fish.
Kitteh ken claimbz rite ub it.
That guy is CUTE!
I once knew a guy who made a chainmail shirt for his cat. The cuteness of them in their matching outfits almost made your head explode. The cat loved wearing his shirt, and would even go and get it and drag it to his man, asking to be put into it! Of course he knew that much neck-scritching and feeding of tidbits was going to result whenever anyone saw him in his little shirt.
Awwwww….wud laike to see dat.
We are the knights who say “mew”
But chainmail doesn’t protect against piercing weapons!
Kitteh says: “Teh chanemail wont saves yue!”
Is a Medival Dressed Guy (with real chainmail) with A CAT !
And they said the Perfect Guy did not Exist
XD