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Wut? YU sit lyk tihs an nowun sez ennyfink!
Congrats, Ambercat!
*whispers* did u get mai emeow?
yup – Ai’s nawt had teh postcard form mai dennist (hoo Ai seekrutly fansy) yet but will maek a dayt fur wen Ai can pop in awn yu, too. Awlso sor wut yu sed awn Cheezfrenz, bowt wai sum ob us is nawt tehre so mush – yu got it spot awn!
Thx! Ai wuzn’t shore Ai shud haz sed it, but fort bedder owt dan in!
*hop skip hop twurl hop jazzpaws!!!*
Comgraburelayshuns!
What can we get u?
Ai been up fur howrs butt nawt had brekfust yet – mai cleenah caym an Ai cudnt get in mai kitchin! So nommy brekfust and mor
cowbellcawfee wud be gud!*wips up a nommilishus brekkie wif fresh rolls, homemade organic jams an jellies, butter, lovely cheeses, a pot of coffee, fresh joosies,*
*keeps an ingerlish brekkie on the stove – just in case the helfie wun is too helfy*
Here u go – brekkfust is served!!!
oh – and sum caek!!!
Doan wontit goen cawld. Isle halp miselb tu a cawfee nd nommilubbly roll nd chees, plzthx Nenne !! Cheez ebreewun !!
Hooz a clebba kat?!!?? Yew arrr !! * Is that wot yu wont ??!!?? *
Contyooshens AC !!11!!
Umm, taht italics lukz lyk a showt butt(!) iz ment tu bi a whispurr ..
Ize iz sewwww coooollll !!!
u are a sneaker upper!!!
wun minnit not heer – neggst minnit ur up there at the top!!
Iz mi riteful plais !! STN
Tihs reberses “Doun Unda” !!! * Ai nawt upsied daon, yu am !*
… whispurs: Ar yew stil heer oar hab yu gon bak tu werk?
*whispurrs – ai is “wurking” – butt (!!) isa bit hard when hanging upsied down!!!
Yu gotta bi “bats”, aifinkso !! Issit betta tahn renobatin kitschins?
* Umm, taht is nawt a cawmint on yor ald kitchin, obcorse !! *
akshulleh – ai is finking of my kitchin all the tiem! is now almost emptified – ready for kleening an paynting an noo cubboreds!
.. adn did yu fynd fings yu lost nd fort yuud nebber sea agenn?
no – but I did go through most of teh kitchin cupboards not long ago…
I’m amzed at hao much theres rum foar dough…
Ai is habing a “construct the ikea-cubboreds”-party on friedegg nite – is opin house
Ai mite nead tu start paddlen teh kayak nao tehn !!
o.O watch out for de Pyrates owtsied somaliah!!
and I’ll have dinner reddy for u… sumfing warm an harty is prolly propreeut by then…
BTW tihs “dough” yu jus menshun, taht bi teh munniez yu urnen at wurk, yesh? Gawt sew mutch yew line teh kitschen cubbards wiv it, yesh?
u meen dough as in bread?!?
No, ai meenz “dough” az in teh moobies:
*
“Stick yor hands up and gib mi awl yor dough”
* Izza a westurn
issunt bread the mob-moobie ekweevalunt?!?!
Iz orl a bit mixed (lyk a caek) butt(!) onli sum termz can bi yoozed.
Eggsample: Yu urn a crust. Yoo maik a lotta bred. Butt(!) teh dough duznawt tranzfur tu caek! Teh robberz sai: “Han ober teh dough!” butt(!) tehy donut sai “Han ober teh bread!” Sumbuddy mai gib tehm a fronch brekfest !!!
Mikst metaforez, wi gottem !!
Juss sittin heer myndin mai own bizzniss
BTW, thx fur poastin fur mi on teh LCB Burfdai partay !! It wuz a loot ob fun ai cood sea !!
`sOK! ennee tiem u need to post a messij affer u haz gon to bed, juss ask!
Iz layta nao, sins Sumdai wiv dailite sabin maiken teh curtins faid, ect.
Ia orlreddi 10pm nd nex 3am lol dyu at minniet, ifyunowotimean.
Nebba mind, iz all gud funz !!
We still haz “Summertiem” until Okt 24/25th – den it gets dark at 4pm. PLEH!
Iz a Gubment plan tu kepe teh
wage slaveswurkaz in teh dark !!Hey yu -leab nt tayl alone!!!
I’m ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille
leavs me alonez. iz juss wanna make mi meditashions.
Speaking of upside-down, the kitteh is like a rocking horse but on himz bak, not himz feetsies
Ai fink teh taylol sez kitteh’z troo stait ob mynd !!
* Ime Chillin. Yu bessd nawt ’sturb mi, k? *
ohai Q!
There’s brekkie for u upfred!!
Tnx, Nenne! I is out of bed for the first time in days – the pleh flu, I think. Back to work but maybe won’t last the whole day. Brekkie sounds fab!
o.O – poor thing!!!
*makes Q a larje mug of tea wif hunney, an even larjer glass of orinj joose – FSBNP – and a frootee salad*
Heer – lots of auntie accidents – shud help u fru the day!!!
No, no, no…yuz got it awl rong. Iz NOT chilln’, Iz doin’ my situps now git before I bite yuz…
caluu .♪
Kitteh is so chill, one wonders what sort of catnip he had. Awesome kitteh.
Stop that immediately!
mai kitteh sitz that saem way!
Kitten needs soundtrack … how bout, “Damn it feels good to be a gansta” from Office Space?
Big ups on flexing those toes, silly kitteh.
Look at mee! Ise sittin liek a hoomin!
hand iz nawt cumpetely worf it 2 bodder moveeg enuff 2 fooly atak it