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iz ok. basement cat will git it.
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Congrats catena!
congrats catena and anni! Iz awlmost ober mai cold, so I kin do teh happy hoppy dans foar teh 2 of u!
*step step step to teh left*
*spin*
*step step step to teh right*
*spin*
*hoppety hop skip hop*
*step skip step*
*hiiiiiigh jump-twist-land*
*curtsey*
whii tankee! dat wuz verree lufflee!
awlsoe bounsee!
fanku!
well, of coarse it be bounsee! Iz rabbit, aftur all… I lub wotching my wuns wen they do dis juuuump-twistby180degree-land-fingy. Only one does, though, when he gets to play in teh grass. The otter one’s awlways bissy nomming!
Woot!!w00t!! it b a ty!!
catena adn deh eber kwik annipuss!!!
kum on up tu deh tybooteek adn git yur tyz!!
wii b habbing a speshul shipment uv deh blak cat tyz and skarfz fur Halloween!!
and , ub korse dehre b deh uzual assortment of boblolhedded kittehs and kitteh faised lol~ee~popz!
blak cat tyz? tyz of basement cats? WANT! lubs teh basement cats… no can has… *sniff*
*Handz hcr a soft silkee moss-green ty wif a blak cat fais on it.
Dere ya go!! Enjoi!!
ooooohh! fanku!!!
*snugglols fais in ty*
Him fawld in!
Kersplosh!!!!
He’s follen in teh wortah!
FangQ leetle Jeem!
*snerk*
Goons FTW! What tyme iz it, Eccles?
conga rats anni! wii bii tyd!
(aiz peakun een at lunsch)
and so teh cheezburger went down teh drain… literally!
…ain’t gonna find Nemo now!
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I found Nemo in da sushis!
Woon’t dat be Nomo?
luk down een teh baesment, mai sonn…
Teh shinee downut went down teh hoal!
Ai hope teh hoomin haz anuddur wun… seemed kwite parshal tu dat wun… wairing it awn teh paw adn awl…
Wehl, id waznt gud tu eet! Awl hard an didnd smehl laike fish ur chikken ur nuffin. Dohnd c wat gud it cud be.
iz LCB awn teh proywl?
Doan wurry kittehs, ahm shure ur hooman haz anuvver set uv kar kees….sumware.
12 yeerz ago owr yunger boi (1 1/2 at teh time) “misplaysed” teh spare set ob keys to teh dad car. we haz neber eber fownd tehm.
LOLspeke AWF, coz dis iz lawng storee, adn ai gotz tu get bak tu wurk.
Quite a few years ago, I stopped by to pick up my husband at work. We were on our way to his parents’ for the weekend, about 250 miles away. He wasn’t ready to leave yet, so I hung my blue winter jacket down by the end of his row, in the coat closet. About 1/2 hour later, as we left, I threw my jacket on (not zipping it) and we left. We stopped about 90 minutes later for a pit stop. They only have the blower hand dryers, and those always take so long, so I reached into my pockets to get my gloves to wear so my hands wouldn’t chap from the cold.
Nawt sekkund clue was, the pockets were way lower than they should’ve been. Sekkund clue was, there were no gloves in them. Third clue was, there WERE keys in them.
Yikes!
:snerklol: Ifinso sumbuddy wuz nawt happee!!!
yup. teh gui has tu get sumbodee tu drife hym hoym tu get udda set awf kar keez. den goe bak adn get kar. Nawt hapi.
Ai figuyr hez at lees eh littul tu blaym fur leafen keez een jakkut dat luks lyk soe manee udda jakkutz een eh kommun klosut!
adn mai jakkut wuz tu smal fur hym, tu!
oops!!
Mai behbeh has gorn daon teh plugoel!
*gigglol, snerkle!*
yikes!
Shee dint need taht platmum dymund ingagemint ring aneehoo, hez nawt rite fer hurr.
ohai cheezyfrends, i haz a qwestion, luking for advise (ifinkso i alreddy kno wut it will be, but i will aksing NEway). az yoo kno, i iz still wayting for my shiro-kitteh to finish himz adventruing an come home. i just gotted a call frum a lady in teh nayborhud hoo seed my posters, haznt seed shiro but wuz wundering if i wuld be interested in taking a kitteh she haz taht needs a noo home. teh kitteh wuz a stray her reskyood, duznt get along wif teh ladee’z two yunger kittehs (dis kitteh had had her own kittens, mebbee not wants replaysmint kittens?). but ovverwize iz very nise kitteh. iz spayed female about 2 1/2, happy to stay indoors all teh time; owr kumo iz nooterd male abowt 3, very layd-bakk an frendly, indoor/owtdoor. we fink it wuld be wurf a try to see if tehy wuld get along, but i’z not reddy to gib up on my shiro-kitteh yet. ob corse, if we gotted dis ovver kitteh and shiro camed home, wuld tehn have three kittehs (wich iz wut i want anyway, not shur abowt hubby but him wuldnt kikk owt noo kitteh wen shiro did come home) so az wif all dillemmaz i aks myself, wut wuld teh cheez frenz do?
on a unrelayted note, my older boi hoo iz going to hawaii to do mishun wurk haz finished himz trayning an flyz to hawaii today. him haz had a big nervuss abowt if him iz up to dis, so if yoo haz a beem to spare culd plz to sending it my boiz way to help him feel eggsited abowt himz big adventure? fank yoo!
{{{{lunarsun}}}}
*sending calming & enthusiastic & totullee-beleeve-dis-gonna-b-great beems to lunarmommys boy*
ifn u want, u kin b telling him Iz been in Souf Africa doing somfing similar (teeching Bilology in teh taonships). It’s weerd being in noo place completely diffrunt and doing somfing noo. Ebbrybuddy feels dat, ifinkso! Butt it’s greatgreatgreat eggspeerience to b halping otter peeps! Heering about young peeps going sumwhare else to b halping makes me feel all happee and warm and enthuuuuuusiastic about teh whirled and teh halping and ebbryfing!!!
*hophophopsaround wif bigbig honeycakesmilol all ober her face*
(
I mite have gotten carried away a littlol. Pwease to forgive me? Kthanxbai)
ooh, taht iz very kool!! my sister-in-law wuz in teh Peese Core abowt 20 yeerz ago, wuz in Nepal teeching maff. her luved it, eggsept for habbing to kill her own chikkins for dinner. her hired a gurl in teh villij to do teh durty wurk for her. but her luvd teh wurk an teh peeples an teh country, an wuz also a very gud growing-up eggsperinece for her.
Aifink dat iffn him din’t hab a nerbuss, him wudn’t be rite fur mishun werk. {{{{{{LM’s sunn}}}}}}
ai noe dere iz luff een yur hart adn ruym een yur hoym fur dis kitteh! adn eet duz NAWT meyn yu awr giffen awp awn teh walkehbawt shiro-kitteh. wii has tree kittehs nauw…toek eh littul beet awf enteegrashun, bawt dey getz awlonge nauw.
Yes Ifinso u noeing ower anser….. ifink a noo kitteh iz a gud idea. it will b a playmate fur Kumo until Shiro kumz bak home….. yes, datz it, a fill in playmate fur Kumo.
I hadded 3 kittehz fur menny yrz…. it b a gud number uf kittehz tu haz in deh howse. Dat way dhere iz awlwayz wun kitteh tu b unner ur feetz and trippifying u.
getthekittygetthekittygetthekittygetthekittygetthekittygetthekittygetthekittygetthekittygetthekitty
jus a lil sublimininininal purrrrrrrrrswasian!!! schmooo
*tripz over jamamakitty*
Oh hai!!
yew rilly shud watch wair yew are going!! do ai needs to call 9 elebenty???
schmoo to yew at fortysebenty corners!
Wii gonna go owt fur a drive agin tuday tu deh Toosenekz adn den tu deh Garden uv deh Gods. Not deh wun in Colomoradoz. Dey haz wun heer tu!! Dere iz so much awsum seeneryz heer!!
Arrgh… I haz deh bad typing finnerz… dat shud b Goosenekz.
ooh, taht iz byooemus country up tehr! (iz up to me cawz i am down frum tehr
) enjoy!
Aifink u shud getting teh gnu kitteh. Hoo noez? Mebbe Shiro will detektify a disturbance in teh force & come hoam to see wutz goin on.
Aifink it will be gud fur Kumo to haz a gnu frend, an it will be gud fur ur hart azwell, oh yesh yesh yesh!
On an unrelayted noet — iz teh piggeh floo owt uv ur howse nao? Did ennywun but ur sun gettit? Hao iz him doin nao?
I for wun lykes nightshayde’s “disturbance in teh force” theory. I votes that yoo gitz as menneh kittehs as yor haushold size and uther kittehs and of korse yor huzbing will happily consent to . . .
well, teh piggeh floo iz all goned! only my yunger boi gotted it, teh rest ob us were fine. not even a sniffle. i gess teh big fing abowt teh piggeh floo iz it’s suppozed to be eezily spredded, but we yoozed lots and lots ob hand sanitizifyer (my boi hoo wuz sikk had himz own purrsunal bottol, wif instrukshun to yooze it before him tuched ANYFING) an cloroks wipers, an also wuz careful not to breeeve too klose to him, to not catching teh airbornd germs. him gotted sikk on a wenzday, wented bakk to skool teh fololing toozday. culd hab goned munday (feever wuz gone by sunnyday) but wuz still tired. so less tahn a week, where in teh past teh regyoolar floo haz keepd him owt ob skool for a week or more. so all in all wuznt too bad.
fank yoo evreewun for teh kind wurds an gud advise. my boi calld me frum teh airport a wile ago (teh trayning center iz in yootaw, not wher we live, so tahts wher him iz flying frum) an him sownded a liddle nervuss but also eggsited to get going. ifinkso him wuz mostly nervuss abowt teh unknown, wunse it becomes teh known an him gets to wurk him will be fine. nuffing liek serving ovvers to get yorself owt ob yor own hed.
i emeowed my hubby at wurk abowt teh kitteh, him haznt sed anyfing yet, ob corse him needs to fink it over wich iz hard to do wif peeple argyooing wif yoo on teh fone all teh time (him iz a lolyer; a lot ob wut him duz seems to involve peeples argyooing wif him on teh fone) but i haz gud hopes.
Ai saw famly an frenz waitin in ayrport 4 son tu coming home frum mission. Teh hadded teh bannerz an balloons and flowrz and big smilez. Girlz awl dressed teh nice.
Wuz grate fun tu see and tu fink uv son coming awf plane and seeing dem. (Bet there wuz a lawt of teers, tu.)
U haz tu going awai tu getting welcom liek dat.
An N Hawaii, Aifinkso teh speeks teh English, oar at leest native vershun. Shid nawt bi tu hard tu lern!
I dint no ur teefs comed out
Hoomins taek awt ther Teef!?!?!?!
Kittehz diskubburr
Prittee Wun’z Seenk amz smoov andz
slippurree wenz dry
Kittehz diskubburr
Prittee Wun’z Seenk habz grayt beeg
hoal inz t3h bawtumm
Kittehz diskubburr
mennee feengz canz slyde andz fawll
n2 grayt beeg hoal!
Kittehz diskubburr
dat dis amz wun tyme dat dayz
no canz blaymz t3h Dawg!
Jack.
kent blaym teh googie?
ken awlwais blaym teh googie.
iz ruyl won awf katz!
ur pome, I lieks it! full of win and aaaaawwwsum!!!
Ohai Honyecakerabbit! Fanks furr helpin tu teachify teh peepol in Souf Afrika! Dats berry kind ov yu!!! {{{{{HCR}}}}}
*raizez hand* Ai hazza kvestion
Wen ai got hoam las nite ai luuked bak fru teh lols (hadda nuvver grate tyme relivin LCB’s birfdai pardy) sew ai cud reed bowt GP’s mystree nyte fingy. Butt (!) ai cuddnt fynd it. Is teh mystree taht wii haz tew gess whare in de whirrld iz GP’s mystree? Er did teh stoopy pleh reel lyfe innerfeer? Ahm purty shure it wuzznt taht it wuz sew tinee taht ai misst it, cheezpeeps alwais seem tew dew fings inna big wai!
ifinkso taht by teh time giness piggeh gotted free frum himz RLS, teh party wuz going so harty tehr wuz no room for any mistree. mebbee we kan haz teh mistree anovver time! (akses hopefully)
Ai fink teh mistree wuz, where is teh littlol piggeh?
awwww.
yesh pleez, cahn wii haz teh mystree nite anuvver tyme? *uses hoapful/sad/antycipayting/pleeding faiseluuk*
Mom rilly Liekt dat shinee!!
Eeven frum baek uv heds, U canz see teh kittehs is payin Clos Attenshun.
An maybee tinkin: Wayte!!! (tu layte)
it iz rugretabul that the histori repeat itself. ” start in the wataa ” ♪./././