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Rehab kitteh sez no, no no!
GMTA!
Congrats NS!
Fankies, Mz Annipuss. *bows*
*happitayl dans dans dans*
Ai wud awlmoast nekkid dansdansdans in honor uv Ly, but itz too cold in heer.
Ai iz freezifying eben wif clothes on.
Where u be where it be so kold?
Ai beez atwerk in SoCal. Itz lubberlee owtside — just kold inside. Stoopy a/c getz a littlol oberzellus at tiems.
*Saw, saw, saw,
*drill, drill, drill,
*hammer, hammmer, hammer
Ok, guiez, keerful wif dat!!
EEzzee, eezzeee.
Ok, datz purfekt!!
*hammer, hammer, hammer
Dere ya go, Nightshayde!
A nice sunny sealing lite fur ya!!!
♫♪
Let deh sunshine!!! Let deh sunshine in!!
That and u’ll be keeped warm by all teh peeps from teh upper floors who is now falling down on toppa u.
LOL! Luckilee, ai iz on teh top floor awlreddy.
Thanks fur teh thot, cweenmj. Howebbur, ai tends to liek darkness beddur den brite lites. Brite lites maeks mah hed hurt worse wen ai haz heddakes. *sigh* Ai wud be happy wif just abowt 3 or 4 degrees warmer on teh thurmustat.
*puts on capandgown*
*plays wif tasslol on cap*
*cleers throat sollemly*
Thermostat, by the powers vested in me by JCH4K Commewnity College, I hereby confer upon u teh degrees of Bachelor of Science Diet, Master o Farts, and Doctor of Ferocity.
Are u warmer now, NS?
Oddlee enuf, ai am.
O, gud.
Now, then. About teh thermostat’s overdue libarry books. It sayed u’d pay teh fine. And even better, it sayed that when u pays it, we can name teh new wing after u!
I fergot tu menshun dat deh glass on deh seeling light haz a speshul koting dat letz in deh warmz, wifout making deh britez.
Ooooh – yesh, plz den. Dat sownds wunnermus!
Ai finkso iz da urliest wintur ai ebbur se in Cal. Sun iz shinee but put awn da furmulz todai to goze wokkeez at noon. But it mite be hawt agen nekx weke. iz craizy.
Iz nawt berry hawt heer in Lundun! Wintur drawz awn!
Nawt wif crayonz awn da walz?
ya…eet bii kold heer (konnekteekut) tu. mus hede aowt nauw!
i’m broyling lyke a lobster heer in Gorgeeiya haha
*Deer Santa: pleez send snow dis yeer*
Ohai Raindrop. Santa mist U wif teh snoes…He gibbed it awl tu Mt Rushmores. Wuz enuf dat dem had tu close lawng enuf foar teh presidents tu go git sum cotes and hats.
And some Hed & Sholders shampoos.
Muss hab teh milks…
Kitteh must get back on teh wagon!
Step 1 : Admit u hazza Problem
Step 2: Go out to milk bar to celebrate completion of Step 1
Step 3: Repeat Step 1
i hazza problem
*cellybrashun* mai treet!
i hazza problem
*cellybrashun* Mai treet
I hazza problem…………………………..
Is not so much 12 Steps as it is a infinite loop.
yoo figgerd out dee seecret!!!
*CELLYBRSHUNS*
awl ur meelk iz myne
No…
All your milks are belong to me…
dey triid tu mayk mii goe tu rehabb bawt ai sed noe noe noe!
…an den sez ‘nom nom nom’!
But since kitteh has 4 feets, she goes thru teh 12 steps in half teh time!
as lawng as she duzznt hafta do 48 steps!
In Soviet Russia, steppes do YOU!
Klever!
Kitteh halps Mama by kleenin up teh spilt milk, aifinkso!
…and iz gunna milk hiz wiilaps foar awl itz wurth.
Kwik! Cawl Dr. Mew Pinsky.
got milk ?
Onlee when Momma is nawt lookin’.
No, man. I’m just holding it for a friend!
*Takez milk frum LCB*
Thankz fur holding it fur mii!!!
*Runzawaywifaswiffness*
Halp! She’s getting a whey!
An a few curds too!
jus hope she duzzent notis hao muche yu skimmed awf da topp
Kitteh a liddlol spoilt too!
Nao nao … donut be a sourpuss.
“Cold milkey haz got me…on da run” (Apologies to John Lennon)
Pore kitteh hads teh lactorium tremans, aka teh milk shakes. *nods*
Is teh vry sad. Next thing u knoes, kitteh is panhandling on teh street and spending it all on quarts of milk, or hanging around teh dumpster behine teh Dairy Queen.
… an livvin in a van, down by teh rivvur. *nods solemnlee*
Yup. Goes to teh bottum, kitteh duz. Den standz at teh stawp lites an stuffz holding a sine dat sez, “Will Meow foar gushi fud.” Awl so sad.
Teh kitteh used to has a sine that sayed: “Will ignore u for fuds” but it wasn’t working so grate, ackshully.
Yah, an kitteh nao awn teh skidz too.
Wot? Her has to sleeping on a skid? Pore kitteh!
Ew! Pore kitteh be getting ink from teh skid all over her!
O, wait. I’m thinking of a skwid. Nevermind.
Aifinkso she wuz in mai yard tudai. Yesdy Kinsey chais hur awai but nawt tudai. tu bizzy sleping.
See momma! I no criez ober spilt milkz! I cleenz it ups!
But… but… then u spills some moar milks!
*S H L U R P* Milkz taysteded so gud! Yummmmmmm!!!1!
Gud kitteh! Gud kitteh!
Mah littlol gurl used dat saem kind uv sippy cup.
We neber had a spill — mebbe teh kitteh bited teh drinkee spowt. 
Fawlen Rehab kitteh fawls in rehab.
Rehab iz foar quitters..nao hand meh uh pint ob dat half-n-half.
NO! Mine an nawt urs! Git ur ownz! *hisses wif poynty endz owt*
*williboi whispurrs*
ohai guise…….ober hear……..inna ahlee…
wuts yu fiten ober habnhab furr?
ai gots da reel stuf rite heer
das rite ai gots RAW MILK
an ets primo…….frum da fienist Jerseys
an furr yu too ………onlee elebenty internets
iz an deel?
R E E L!!!??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Hao mush?
Whai U want teh pleh reglolur milks?
Ai haz teh Chawklit milks ober heer.
Iz onlee wun cheezburger.
OOOOOOooooh! *luksatperse2chekifnenuff* Can u loan meh a qwarter nao foar a cheezburger todai? Ai payz u bak awn Toofday!
hai dis mah ahlee…. yu goe wai!
ohai guise ai wil trow inn sum koecoe an steeviah tew…………
den yu ken maiks yur milks choklit iffn yu wans tu……..
onlee elebenty internets and two munies
Yummy meelks give u strong bones and teefs.
Dis kitteh nawt liek meelkz! Haz teh pleh!
Prolly wai she haz to hab calcium….pleh an moar pleh!
diss millk wiil doo moore dan DAT goggy!!!
Sumwheer a bebbeh iz cryin.
… or nomming gushifuds from teh kittehbowl.
Kittehz habz prawblumm
dyjesteeng Hoal Milkz. Cunndenssd
Milkz andz wattah’z best!
Cunndenssd Milkz habz t3h
vytaminnz Kitteh needz andz
woan’tz gibz Kitteh gass!
Cunndenssd Milkz sweeturr
dan Hoal Milkz. Berreh gudz 4
awll Bebbeh Kittehz!
Jack.
Kitteh is licking his addikshun
Gawta goes nao foar mai addikshun…nomnomnomnom foar dindin! Nite nitey! {{{{{Cheezfrens}}}}
Iz diz ware Matt and Trey got teh idea for the <a href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/164808"cheesing episode?
Iz diz ware Matt and Trey got teh idea for the cheesing episode?
Oh, soooo close– How ’bout “re-laps”?
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yess cuundence milc ! and tu bi continuued♪