MOMMMMM!!! Bring
MOMMMMM!!! Bring some money! The guy’s here with my take out!!
did u remember 2 bring teh ice creem?
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OHAIPPY BIRFDAY LOLCATBURGLAR!!!
(I iz in ur horoscope, givin’ good tips to ur balances!!!)
♫ Happy birthday to you! ♫
Thanks for all the laughs, LCB!
{{{LCB}}}
Oh cool! The Failpeeps are here, too! *offers some German beer*
I like it! *sips beer*
*offers tree leaves*
Um… caterpillars like that, I hope.
Oh yes … especially if they are tender shoots, light green and juicy …. nom nom nom.
*donates nice sweetpeatendril salad*
oopsie, is missing something!
*goes out to garden, picks fleurs*
*casts nasturtiums at upfi*
Ai LUBS nasturtiums! Dey be so radishy-like! And so colorful! Ai has a big happi and a big bowl full of NOM! *crunch munch chew nom*
Oh, yay! Some of my
basterbestest Failfrenz is here!Happitytayles Burfdai toooooo Yoooooooo!!!!
Yea — I donut gets ta play too muchlee no morez — sewiz gud ta haf da Failpeeps heer furr to sillybrate da burfdai ub the wundermaus LCB!!
**hugs* and *squeezes* E-M.*
* putt putt putt putt putt putt putt*
Awl drisst up in hur blak velvet pantzsoot, waring awlmoast awl ov hur amber Joolerree (nawt shineee). wif hur amber shawl hand weeved in Damaskus ov fine goat hares an teh foot loawng fring, JCH4K drives up awn John Dear pulling a stone boat. On teh stone boat iz a hyooj 6 x 10 chonklit caek wif budder creem froastin.
An 21 candlols! Berning britelee.
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER lolcatburglar ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♥
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
An – BRB!! ai hav sumthing else!!
“SJ enters, wearing a slinky black cocktail dress, and high strappy shoes. She has accessorised with – no! surely not! a fur stole! – but wait, the stole’s tail twitches and its eyes open – it is a beautiful black kitteh curled around her shoulders! Very stylish (if a little fishy-breathed). A full orchestra follow her in (she’s that kind of girl) and take up their positions. She bursts into song.
Picture yourself all dressed up for the evening,
A night out at NOM! with the pullet surprise.
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with a mask on her eyes
Sparkling gemstones of yellow and green
Glitter when you turn your head
Look for the girl with the mask on her eyes
But she’s gone!
LCB has stolen your diamonds!
LCB has stolen your diamonds!
LCB has stolen your diamonds!
Ah…..ah…..
Follow her down to an open air concert
Where nip-snorting cheezfrends eat all sorts of pies
Everyone smiles as they drink their martoonies
But don’t let her get up so high!
All of a sudden she’s fainting away
Vertigo isn’t her friend
Firemens come with a catcher fingy
and she jumps…
LCB is bouncing quite wildly
LCB is bouncing quite wildly
LCB is bouncing quite wildly
Wheeee!
Picture yourself in a barn that is nawty
Where young nekkid guys get the ironing done
She’s there with some cake, Jorj Clooney and some firemens
The girl with the mask on her eyes
LCB is having a birthday!
LCB is having a birthday!
LCB is having a birthday!
Hoooooorayyyyy….
Repeat to fade
With apologies to the Beatlols”
*SJ sneeks in undercover*
Fankies Janet for postifying dat for me, ai has broken through teh security cordon and was going to put it in myself but you has beated me to it!
Has a great burfday LCB!
Martoonie! Brilliant!
oh verree fabuluss!! gud job martoonie! *clappity*
Happee birfdai, LCB!!! We luvs yu!
Thx, whiskers! We lubs u, 2!
O LCB hao I wishez u a Happee Burfdai!!!!!! Wiv menny menny shiney fingz– oh look! I haz a noo joolree foar yoo, an it iz berry shinee awlso! Yoo can ware it awn yoor hed oar awn yoor risst, oar pinnded tew yoor kjakket–see? Berry berry flx…phlebix…ennywai, u kan uze it enny old hao!
And, in bestest LCB fashun, I steels Dame Janet’s dekkoramayshuns:
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER lolcatburglar ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
*LOL’s to the beat*
*applauds wildly*
OMG J-pak……..the only way to top dat wud be to do it in rap!! LOL
dat is absoooooooluteleeee mahvelus!!!
oops
ai gess ai gibbed credit wair it was not due!!! sry Martoonie, yew rilly takes the cake!!
oh noes, Martoonie has taken the cake!!!
LOL!! But tahnk yoo so much, deer jamamkitty, fur thinking fur eben 2 sekonds tath ai cud ebber doo that!
:LOL:
oh noes! why u iz crying???
ai cries cuz ai flubbed up mai lol an rilly troolee wuz jus testing! 42!! yay
**fanque fur yer concern***
test
hm, jamama, luks like u has to use lower case letters, is all!
{{{{Jamama}}}}
*adds to teh clapping with a thundruss*
fanks sg……….”duh”
only 21 candlolz??!?!?!!
at leest not has
“sixteen candlols…..make a lurvely lite”
Eech wun iz furr a anniversorry ub anudder burfdai — butt i no nose wut burfdai dat wood beez
***gets out calcalater!!***
sqwinks a lot
OMG
***puts awai calcalater***
nebber mind
It’s not for nothing that my birfday coincides wif National Prevent Fire Safety Awareness Week. *nods*
wail here goes………the bakstreet boys shuffle in an move mik off teh stage…..gets awl set up and wif awl the lurve in der harts comminc to sing
Happy birthday, happy birthday, LCB
Oh, we lurve yew so
Sixteen candles wud make quite a site
But not as brite as the real ones tonite
(as the real ones tonite) (Oh)
Take out the shiny
Out into the lite
and run from the polizia
Wif awl the loot dat is so brite
(wif the loot so bright)
You wish yew were sixteen (sixteen)
But you’re an ICHC queen
(you’re an ichc queen)
You’re the clebberist, lolveliest girl we’ve ever seen (we’ve ever seen) (OH!)
Mumbledy mumbledy candles
in our hearts will glow
For ever and ever
for we lurve yew so
(for we lurve yew so )
You wish yew were sixteen (sixteen)
But you’re an ICHC queen
(you’re an ichc queen)
You’re the clebberist, lolveliest girl we’ve ever seen (we’ve ever seen) (OH!)
Mumbledy mumbledy candles
in our hearts will glow
For ever and ever
for we lurve yew so
(for we lurve yew so )
Yay! Calppity-clap fur teh one, teh onny, Jamamakitty!
fanque!!
bakstreet boys slip quietly off stage an bak into teh streets
*whispers to Jamamakitty*
I fink i must be oldee purrson…in my mind’s eer, I hearded teh Crests singing.
dis noooer version in LCB’s honer!!
BSBs wunder wen LCB will notice der performince
*LCBs wonders when teh BSBs will notice that she noticed their second show*
Snerk, an happitayle Birf daye!
Ai N jololied yer rednek scientists!
Thx to Janet and SJ/Martoonie! U guise is some of my oldest (not in a bad way) and bestest cheezfrenz!
{{{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}
) an bestest cheezfren, too!! Az iz SJ!!
An yoo ar wun ov mai oldest (in teh nawt bad way
Ai’m wuz so sorree ai cudn’t stay longer an partee hartee!! Ai had to leeve at 2:30 to go to Shecago. Today wuz teh furst ov mai opera seriez at teh Lyric Opera. It wuz Gounod’s “Faust,” an was – sorta gud. Ai just gotted hoam again at 4:30 AM!!
Happiest uf Birthing Dais tu LCB!!!!!
Wat duz diz haf too doo wit teh pickshur?
Whut pikshure?
Teh partee wuz plant sum dayz ago.
Nawt haz ennyfing tu du wif pix shurr.
Yeah, I get kinda tired of having to scroll ALL the way down to the bottom of the page just to find an actual comment on the picture. I know you are a tight group, lolcat commenters , but do you have to highjack every comment section with your birthdays, high fives for being first, and whatnot??? Some of us just want to enjoy the pics. Try not to get mad at me and make an effort to see my side of it.
Late Hoppy Day Of Birf wishes tew LCB!
Thx, lolecks! Halp urself to teh noms and drinks!
Happiest shyniest birfdai deer LCB!
Ai bring u copees uv teh British Crown Joolz (dey wudn’t gib me teh kee 2 teh saef ware dey keep teh reel wunz)
Happitayl burfdae, LCB! *burfdae dansdansdans*
Thx, KKM! I didnot knows u could dansdansdans like that! *clappity!*
joins KKM for a dansdansdans!!!
an one an kick and two an kick!!!
iffen ai cud dansdansdans lyke that ai wudnt need teh corn starch
O.o
skritches hed…
not shur whos hed her skritched……but skritches agin
erm…sorree…ai hadda flashbak tew mai reedin uv Doon bye teh Harvard Lampoon mennee yeers ago.
Aneewun reed taht? wuz hylareeus! Tehy also did Bored uv the Rings
OMCC!! Bored uf teh Rings! Mai faborite EBBER!!!
“and pity stayed his hand…it’s a pity I’ve run out of bullets…”
Bluesfan, dat srsly am wun buk Ai reeds obber and obber…Frito! Moxie! Spam!!! (rummages arown, luking fur wun uv mai 2 copees uv it…ahh, heer it am!) Going tu go reed again, ktnxbai!
sounz rilly funneeee……but till we get our “roundtoit” cud yew splain teh corm starch ref?
Thx, annipuss!
(key?)
pfft. she don’t need no stinkin keys.
Teh hook and ladder truck from Firemans Company Elebenty comes from out of nowhere, sirens a-sirening and lights a-flashing. This of course means everyone else has to GET OUT OF TEH WAY!
All teh firemans on teh truck are surrounding LCB, who is decked out in a dress made of cocktail glassware and strategically-placed coasters. So as to not
wrinkleshatter her dress during the race, she has on a coverall made from bubblewrap.ummm….
u knows that teh glassware and bubblol raps are, um, not sew opake, ackshully???
80
woot LCB! on yew it looks GOOD!
N datz a spryz bekuz…? Ennyfing lukz teh gud awn LCB! N LCB lukz teh gud wif ennyfing!
What? I’ve got coasters. Pretty ones, made from cut crystal.
*checks to make shure she has 911 on speedy-dial*
if you burns your, um, birfday coasters
teh firemenz can always be there to help u celebrate ur liberations
Nys kosturz. LCB! Butt (!) — izn’t kut kristl teh C froo awlsew? Duzzn’t dat difeet da purr-pus uv havvin teh struteejiklee-playsted kosturz inna nawt-sekkund plais?
Is there some sort of point u want to make here, Aahz?
I wud think his point is crystal cleer!
I iz jess lukkin — I meen, I iz jess lukkin owt 4 ur bestist intrists, n I dint fink peepz beein aybul 2 C ur struteejik playsiz wuz n ur bestist intrists, sew I wontid 2 breeng it 2 ur atenshun…
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Yeh, datz da tikkit…
Hmmm — Doze cutted crystals are magnifyin whut lies beneath demz — Iz makin a berry interestin site der LCB.. You didid a gud jobs ub plasin da crystals jest wear da Fyremens wood bee apreeSEEatin sum magnifyin … ifinkso.
Ohai, Elsa_Mama! Umm… I hoapz ur nawt sayin dat LCB’s struteejik playsiz b kneadin teh magnifikaytin…
weellll — sum Fyremenz mite be tinkin dat sum plases AWLWAIS bee needin magnifyin …
dat wuz teh poynt, Shirley?
Hoo U kawlin Shirley?
*fills some of LCB’s glassware with varying amounts of champagne*
*wets finger, rubs in circles on rims…plays “Happy Birthday to You”*
*sips*
*vibrates with music and pleasure*
That was, er, um… I only have two words for you: ENCORE!
ifinkso you two best hopes da dragon nawt bee cumminby and seeing dat finger dippin da Admiral bee doin nor da vibratin da LCB iz doin– bof ub you off two da NB toot sweet!
No to worry, Dragon and I are on the same frequency.
*Eyes widen, pupils dilate*
Um….Admiral…apparently, yu has sum talents I’s like to kno more about….
when yu has a free moment, could I has a word wif yu in teh shrubbery?
O.O
eezz der BL — Dooze you had a swoonin counch hidin in da shubberies??? Ifinkso you weel needz wun … An a fyre proof soot iffin da Dragon comes along ….
He must reely be a trezhure if hims haz a dragon to purrtekt him…
We take turns doin’ da purrtektin’…da trezhured feelins are mutual.
Butt yer in luck BL — Up der ^^ dee Admiral sezs da Dragon nawt haf a problem wif himz aktibities — sew — off to da shrubbery!!
Now, now, I played the birthday girl a tune and that’s that.
“They laughed when I sat down to play the lolcatburglar, but when I started to play…”
That’s one of the things I love about you, no nuance escapes your notice.
*fond birthday squeeze*
I’m nuance, twice, three times a lady.
And I’m the significance other!
*rushes into the party, late*
Hoppy Boofday, dearest LCB. I got you this!
*holds out a brand-new bag with a dollar bill sign on it, covered with sparklies and shinies*
I hope it’s not too conspicuous.
I have so very much enjoyed being your friend! You know you never have to fear the dragon’s *FOOOOOOM!!!*. :p
*saunters in onna bejeweld micro scooter, carrifying a rasbree-banananana creem caek wif marsipun rosis on*
In onnor of ur burfday I’ve invited this famous norbegian lyriclol soprano to sing the norbegian burfday song for you!!!
*opens the shampers and serves ebrywun a glass*
Gratulerer med dagen!
Hurra for deg!!!
Oh, my! That almost shattered my cocktail (glass) dress!
Thx, Nenepuss! *halps self to shampers*
Yes – she does carry her toona in hur own speshul way doesn’t she!!!
*reserves a bottle for our Dragon friend to celebrate with us later*
She wishes she could be here to celebrate with you and everyone else.
yay fer visitin frends!
*squeeze*
*many cheez-fail squeezes*
We love you peeps!
ceviche!!!!!11111
sashimi??
*stirstirstir*
*skweezlimesqwiezlime*
*tweaks teh fang shway 0 squids for presentation*
*adds sprig 0 cilantro*
Happy birfday, LCB, here is a shiny ceviche cake*
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oh, btw, the @ aer shwimps! adn % are skwid/calamari rings with a decorative cilantro shtem angull’d between; teh ….the°°°° are caviyars, adn the ~ aer artistically arranged calimari tentacles. is not so easy making ceviche to be looking like a caek, so chow down!
pea ess: there are real shiny pearls hiding inside all blended up insied: the whirlled’s yr oystah!
Mmmm! Ok, who wants to hold my glasses while I dive in to teh caek?
*tendrils tend teh spektakkuls*
diev e’en!
beeyoutiful ceviche cake, mary0, and tasty, too!
um, ALL uv ur glasses? u gonna skinny dip inna caek?
*Skinny*?
oh, u meenz u gonna keep ur coasters on. Ok.
Oh luk! A prezzie for LCB!
*Upfi crawls in, wearing a bjootimus silk dress in light blue that she spun hurself from caterpillar silk – ai iz nawt ready for cocooning yet, so ai mite as well use teh silk for other purrposes.*
Ohai and happi burfday, LCB! Ai brings u glittery Svarowski djoollery in rainbow colors for u to take out and wear in the lite, yesh yesh. And a black forest gateau wif lots of whippee cream for sillybrashuns! And sum Kirsch schnapps. Have a glass!
ooh! shiny! My favorite color!
I has this <a href="http://www.crystal-fox.com/index.cfm/Swarovski_Kitten_Standing_Crystal_available_signed_by_artist_3524.htm"Svarowski kitteh that teh BF gived me coupla years ago, before I was even LCB. He’s a smart one. *nods*
Ooooooh, is so pritty!!! Ai lubs it!
Dang. Teh link got messeded up. Whut’s in these drinks, anyway?
tries again
Nawt to wurry! Ai fiksed it so ai cud see it – ai lubs me sum Svarowski!
what izzint in teh drinks?!?
Ooh, iz beeyooteemus adn shinee!
OOOOOO dat remindifyes mee!! I founded awl kinds ub shiny stuffs wen I wuz pakkin — glitters adn seequins and udder stuffs —
*turns awn a BEEG fan — frows awl da shiny stuffs in frunt ub da fan*
Weeee — lukkit awl dat shiny stuffs blowing awl ober da plase!! Now LCB hole burfsdai plase is glittery and shiny …
Uh oh — hoo nose how ta turn dis fink oof??? Iz awn too hi!!!!
*Psst* Elsa_Mama, tehy is playing yur sawng “Hey Matt” awn teh raydeeo RITE NOW! It gibs me a happi-sad to heer it, butt mostly happi – yur vershun is a happi sawng, Ai finkso
Fankie Ambercat!! Ifinkso mi bersshuns iz a happity song too — Iz glad you membered eet!!
oh LCB, dose am lurvely!!! cayenne jus gotted out her amex an orderd one ob eeeech fur yew!!
U GOTTED UR KITTEH A CREDIT CARD???
oh teh huge manatee!
oh yesh, mamakitty used to buy me teh nicest prezzies eber!! sumhow her alwais knew wut ai wanted!
*hugs jamamakitty*
*hugs Cayenne*
*hugs Shiloh*
*hugs teh amex card*
HAPPY BIRFDAY LCB!!
We can has caek???
The skwirrls has made a one-tiem exception, and maded a caek instead of a pi!!
*skwirrls drag in a gyant chokklit caek*
It’s a Milkee Way Caek.. Wif candee in the batter!
w w w.youtube.com/watch?v=_l81UXB84mk
(will tries to embed in a minnit, but just in case here’s teh link..this is a cyoot video based on the artwork from the album this song came from.. The ackshul song doesn’t start until a coupla minnits in)
With aplologies to Cat Stevens:
Oh I’ve been stole from by a Catburglar!
Catburglar! Catburglar!
Stuff taken from me by a Catburglar!
Catburglar! Catburglar!
We met right here on ICHC
Never knew what fun it’d be
Until I lost my BVDs!
Oh why….din’t I wear my FRUs!!!
And once I knew my stuffs were gone
I had to wonder what went wrong..
I’d had my stuffs for oh so long!
Oh why…. Why didn’t I lock them up??
Yes I’ve been larcen’d by a Catburglar!
Catburglar! Catburglar!
Shinies all stolen by a Catburglar!
Catburglar! Catburglar!
And even tho she takes our piles
Of shinies, well, she leaves us smiles!
So we will sillybrate in styles!
And we….. needs shampers, where’s that phonquais??
And if she ever went away
We would be désolée
She steals our hearts most every day!
Oh yes….. We all love our LCB!
Did we forget the firemens? Oh no plz call 911!
It woudn’t be LCB’s birfday if there wasn’t some flambé fun!
Oh Happy Birfday to the Catburglar!
Catburglar! Catburglar!
It’s Birfday
SpankingsDebreefings for the Catburglar!Catburglar! Catburglar!
Catburglar! Catburglar!
Catburglar! Catburglar!
*CLAPPITY-CLAP*
Loved it!
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elbenty schwimps for you, skwrrlgrrl!!!
ossim and full uv win!!! yay! gud job!
Brava littlol skwirrl, brava!!!!1! Ai speshally liek the “went away/désolée” rime!!
mercee bukkits mah VLCanadiun frend!
wud you liek some shampers?
ooh, after wurk shampers! Franks!
*sip sip sippittee GULP GULP GLUB*
°ö˚ỏο° BuuuUUUrrrrRRPPPP! :blush: Skweeze mii.
*clappity clappity*
*tries to whistle but cannot wif a moufful of yummy caek*
*give LCB a extry-larj floot of shampers to warsh down teh caek*
arriba!! brava fur teh flambe funs!!!
hippedy happity burfday, LCB
Thx! Have some caekandshampers!
Poissin Boi posted dis at 3,25 am cheeztiem:
Itz LCB’s Burfdai TODAI !!!111!!! Free Chairz ! Free Chairz !!!!
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Happitayle Burdai tu yu LCB, sorree ai cannut stai up fore it wiv teh partee adn teh dressin upz adn teh sawngz adn teh belloonz adn teh FUNNNN !!!
Mi best Burfdai Suit wuz tu rinkld enni waiz !!
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Thx for posting this, annipuss!
And a vicarious hugandsmoo to Poissin Boi!
*nicewitch glyds sylintlee inn awn a beri symplol-nawt-fansee twigee bruum*
*dismownts graysflee (oar trais tu, enneewae) an parks the bruum inna cornur*
*seh bees wairing a neligint belbit dress ob darc grene, wif lawng narro sleebs; teh bodiss fitz clowslee ober hur slim-butt-wumminlee curvs, tehn flairs owt jentlee intu teh ful an floaing skurts*
*seh wairs noe joolree (dis nawt beeing teh gud ohkayzhun tu showing awf teh shinees); hur ownlee adoarnmints bees teh last fibe Monarch flutterbais ob teh seesun, purcht awn hur hares, jentlee opinin an clowsin der wingsis*
Happee Burfdae, LCB!!!!! An mennee, mennee moar ob dem!!
Ooooh! U is pritty and witty and … u brought mai cuzzins! *waves at Monarch flutterbais*
*Monarch flutterbais waev bak* Ohai , cuzzin Upfi!! Wii’s goen tu Meksiko foar teh wintur – cuman bisit uss!!
*Majiklee, a sparkllee gowld an silber baskit marteer…muhtearle..shoes upp in nicewitch’s hands*
Ai brottid yu sum speshul fings: heers free sparkllee kristil dekanturs ob wyns dat ai maed in teh summer – dis wun bees Dan D. Lyon, an dis wun bees L. DuBerri, an dis wun bees L. DuFlour Shampayn. Pls NAWT tu drinking dem awl at wuns.
*hands LCB teh baskit wif teh dekanturs innit*
*nao, a byootimus littol boks majiklee apeers, sumhao gloeing wif awl teh cullers ob teh raynbo*
An ai had dis maed speshlee foar yu, tu. Ai hoeps yu liek it.
*Teh boks floets owt ob nicewitch’s hands, an ober tu LCB. It owpins awl awn its own an der, nessild awn a bed ob ebonee sattin, bees a breftaeking Monarch flutterbai, maed ob gowld an silber an preshis jools.*
*brings a speshu extra caek wif whippy cream on teh side and hot fudges*
Happy Birfday to you too nicewitch!!!!
♫♪ And maneeeeeee morrrrrrre!!! ♪♪
Hoppy belolted birfdai nicewitch! ♫♪ And elebenteexelebentee morrrrrrre!!! ♪♪
Fangkew, skwirrlgrrl an gammacat!! Ai hassa happee wif ur wishis an caek an wippee reem an hawt fujis!!!
Aaaah! Floating shinies! *is mesemerizzized*
Thx, nicewitch! And here is a lovely shiny wand for u, encrusted wif emeralds and diamonds and other sparkly stuffs. U can come sit next to me whenever that tardy phlonquais of mine gets here to get teh dinner thingy started.
Oooooo – shinee an majiklol!! Tankew, LCB, foar shairin ur speshul dae wif mii!!!
*praktissis wif teh wand, ternin hur stoopeestooppeeignerintsumovvabeech lanlud intu teh slugliek reepulsib fing hims akshuns sez hii bees (kild mai plantsis, he did)*
*conjers hyoog buuts*
*stomps an skwishis S.S.I.S.O.B. lanlud/slug/repulsib fing wif teh hyoog buuts, liek him diserbs*
*reelyzis dis mae nawt bees propreeit foar teh burfdae parteee*
*stomps an skwishis moar kwyitlee*
Ooooh!! Srsly!
*Onto teh sceen comes four young mens dresed in white white stryipe suits. They looks out at teh Cheezland crowd, scanning fur site of LCB. When they sees her, they rips off their suitses wif a strut anna flourish! And in teh saym movement, picks up their guitars and holds them wif a strategic birlliyanse. The YNG’s begin to play, and all teh while teh leed singer looks at LCB wif an intensity that makes electrocushun a danger. And then he sings.*
Shiny Fing! You mayke my heart sing
You mayke evvry fing
Groovy
I said Shiny Fing!
Shiny Fing, I fink I luvs yu
But I wanna knowow for sure
Lemme hold you (in teh light)
You move me
*wun of teh YNG’s drops his guitart to pick up ocarina fur teh ocarina solo, and teh assembled Cheezland crowd lets out a gasp. But teh awsumness ov teh ocarina solo (how offen duz ennywun get to say “teh awsumness ov teh ocarina solo” ennyway?) blinds evverywun to that which shuld nawt be seen.*
*totally awsum ocarina solo ensues*
Shiney Fing! You mayke my heart sing
You mayke evvry fing
Groovy
I said Shiney Fing!
Shiney Fing, I fink I luvs yu
But I wanna knowow for sure
Lemme hold you (in teh light)
You move me
*teh lead singer presents LCB wif a gold-painted ocarina decorated wif jewels, plus a certifcart fur free lessons in learning how to blow a few sweet notes onnit*
Woot woot! *applauds wildlee*
**swoon**
*stampedes stage for autograph*
*looks at Brewski*
*looks at stage*
*looks at Brewski again*
*shakes head*
I could has SWORN that was u up there singing teh lead….
Nah, those were just some of my students.
students??
does that mean you’re… influencing the young minds of America???
*prepares to faint*
Today, cheezland, tomorrow, the WORLD!!!
BWA HA HA HA HAAAA!!
I am trying to reform though. But people keep stealing my pants. I’ve tried everything!! Any suggestions?
a belt AND suspenders? iz wurff a tri!
maybe an alarm system??
*takes notes*
belt, suspenders, alarm. Got it.
*suspects these defensive measures will be viewed as a challenge by some of the more creative failbloggers*
u teeches ocarina lessins?
ai thot that was a bong…
is dat relayted to macarena?? ooooh macarena!
AIIIEEEEEE! Eerwurm!!
♪ You put your right foot in,
You take your right foot out;
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about! ♫
*swoons besied gammacat*
*ogles… ocarina*
Wow, thx, Booklion! U has been teh instrumental in making this a vry happy birfday!
LCB, fankee for teh laffs yu bring — you mayke life beddrerer, and wif jokes do more good than all teh pollytishuns in yr city fo resydense.
*pulls out hankee; blows nose*
Hey! Whose nose did I just blow?
At least it wasn’t teh… ocarina.
Happy personal new year, lcb!
oooh! Personal New Year, I liek that!!
That’s funny u should say that. I was thinkening teh other day that I might make some resolutions since a new year was coming up for me.
Then I thinked better of it, laffed, and drank a bottlol of caek and had a huge slice of shampers.
LOL!
In honor of LCB’s birfdai ai sing dis sawng, pleez tew sing along tew the tune of We Love You Conrad (frum Bye Bye Birdie) iffen ur harts desire!
We love you LCB, oh yes we do-ooo,
Tho’ we hide our valuables, from your view.
Today all shiny things are just pour vous!
Oh LCB, we love you!
Your birthday presents, should be here soon
Brought in by men in kilts, for you they’ll croon.
And handsome firemen, in case you swoon
Oh LCB, we love you!
Trinkets, baubles and gewgaws bright,
See how they sparkle, here in the light!
We hope they fill you with delight
Oh LCB, we love you!
A pretty Easter egg, by Fabergé
Also a leg-shaped lamp, its “fra-gee-lay”
A solid platinum bidet
Oh LCB, we love you!
And now this birthday song, it is done
A vast relief I’m sure, to everyone!
We hope your day is filled with fun!
Oh LCB, we love you!
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear LCB!
Happy birthday tooo youuuu!
teehee, fabtastic lol, bf
**swoons agin**
grate song AND lol bf!
Grayte! song and eben grayter lol, bf!
schmooss to you!
nyselee dun! w00t! w00t!
*listens to faboo song*
*goes to look a pic*
*Bzzzt! ZAP! Bzzzzzzt!*
*LCB is reduced to a twitching mass of caek-covered protoplasm on teh floor*
erm – Phillipe d’Beaker – hulp?!?
We cannot have the burfday gurl lying there asa twitching mass of caek-covered protoplasm on teh floor !!!!
nawt tew wurry, the heroik fyremens in teh lol kno how tew purrform teh kiss uv lyfe! wel….teh heroik skwirrel/fyreman duz aneehow!
Hay, Captn Skwirrel! Wii need u ober heer!
Erm … a littlol halp heer, plz? Sumwun get teh fyremenz ober heer wifakwikness!!!
Happy burfdai, LCB!!!
Thx! Plz to halp urself to teh noms, drinks and firemans!
*gammacat comes racing in on a homemade rokkit with a huge banner trailing behind that says*
HAPPY BIRFDAI LOLCATBURGLAR! AND MAY MANNY SHINEY THINGS SHOWER DOWN ON YEW TODAI!
an heer is a elebentee layer choklit cayke (wif choklit moose and frostin) in a jewel encrusted box
umm…. “homemade” and “rokkit” are two words u don’t ushully want to see that close together…..
*gets out wile e coyotee umbrelleh*
yer all safe, i are an engineer!
now duzz annywone know what these extra bits are for?
Thx!
*puts on special custom hed-mounted not-homemade shiny-thing catchy-thing*
Ai duzznt commint offen, but wanntd tu sai Happi Birfday tu LCB! Heer arrh mai:
Amythests fur u loot bag
Beeg ol’ Mainly coon kittehs tu keeping u warmf all winter
Carats – not da oranj wans
Dubble seided sticky fingers tape
Extra sparkly fings tu luk at in da lite
Fyremens
Gold and silber
Hamsters, dancing fur ur birfdai
I always njoi ur wit nad humour
Jewelry, ob awl sparkly tipes
Kittehs
Loot bags, wan tu matching eberee outfit
More, more, more Minions
Nuts, coco (fur ebree wan elses’ amusement…)
Opals
Peridot….oohh sparkly dots…
Quite tymes tu njoi yur brifdai booty – oar a fyremen’s
Razzle dazzle tu distractify yur bictums wile yu luk at dere fings in da lite
Sanctuary frum da leegle proceedings
Topaz
U – kant has ur brifdai party wifout U!
Very shiney fings tu filing yur pokkits
Wet shirts fur da fyremen
Xtra minions to halp kleen up after party
Years wirf ob “get out ob jale free” cards
ZZZZZzzzzzzs after all da partying
Thx, HissyFit! So many nice things! I doesn’t know whare to start.
Plz to comment moar; if this is a sampling of whut u can does, u fits rite in! *hugs*
“wet shurts foar firemenz” *shakes head admiringly*
sum peepul fink uv EVREEFING!!
Ai redded “wet shorts”… :blush:
*takes selb to notty barn*
sum folks fink ov ALMOST everything… then there’z 4.5K!!
Tew my fellow dwellur of teh nashuns crappitol, I wish you a day free frum beltway traffiks, filled with teh lusty lobbyusts and teh YNG supreem court clerks. HAPPY BIRTHCAKE, LCB!!!
Thx!
BTW, there will be a mini-cheezmeet on this coming Sunday, Oct 11rd. Is u availabmable for lunches or something? U can rite to me at lolcatburglar at gmail dot com. khtxnospamplz
*rushes in out uv breth*
Mon Dieu! Sacre Bleu! ai is layte foar teh burfdae sillybrayshuns!
But (!) heer goes:
*lights dim*
*spotlights shine*
And? And??? !!!!11!
Wuz wurf it when Ai founded it!!
oh fankyoo! *ahem* yesh, a few peeps whut kinda got caughtted inna way — it’z awl WP’s fault, ai am shur!
*arrivingz fashunablee late floting in in deh giant bublol
Sry!! i wuz unaboidablee dee tained!!
Happee Birthday lolcatburglar!
*frowz sparklee shinee cweenfettiz ebbreewair*
ᴥ ᵊ ᵕ ₯ ᶞ ₫ ⌂ ◦ ɱ ʤ Ð ☼ ⱷ ╘ ∩ ○ Ω ● ▫ ▒ ﬠ ﻙ Ҽ ѹ ӿͦ ǃ ¶ °Ƙ « Ɯ Ѓ Ά ʥ Ⱥ Ȣ Ƙǃ Ƨ Ω ● ▫ ▒ ♯ ☺ ┬ ∂ ₵ § קּ ₰ ⅍ ﭿ Ҽ ѹ ӿͦ Ѓ Ά ʥ Ⱥ Ȣ Ƙ Ƨ ﮡ ◄ ▓ ɱ ʤ Ð & § ╘ ∩ קּ ☼ ῢ ₣ ← √ Dz ƕ Ƨ £ ~ ª » ¿ † ῷ ѭ ẍ ἀ گ ٫ ض ۩ Ω ж & Ɽ ┴ ◘ ٯ ᴉ Ϥ ϫ њ ƒ ☼ £ ~ ȡ ƾ ɛ ˘ ͍ ϡ Ѡ Ҋ Ѩ ݭ ẍ ₡
Not to worry. U is not as late as some phlonquais I knoes.
U r much moar fashionable, though!
but but but ai is teh heer nao!!!
ai hadded umm… portant werks tu duing in mai cyoobiclol… so far as yu nose. uh huh. yesh.
An yoo ar luking verree fashionlolable, too!
Ummmmm – just waht IZ that yoo ar waring?? Starting a noo trend, hmmm?
ooo fankies!!! Ai hadded mai littlol tuckspeedo desyned bai Fronk; uh huh * nod nod * hims added extry lawng tayls adn gaybe meh tihs littlol top hat tu waring at a jawnteh anglol! yu liek?
fronk n friter??
*Eartha Kitteh walks out onto stage*
LCB
notre fromage-amie
elle aime touts choses shinee
we lurves our LCB!
LCB
flying high with Acme
peepul catchy fingee
will save our LCB!
En laffant at her humor and clever —
Such a fabulous femme, was there ever?
LCB
and her phlonquais GP
ils sont vraiment funny
tehy keeps us entertayned!
*big finish*
LCB
notre fromage-amie
elle aime touts choses shinee
we lurves our LCB!
Applesoss! Spllesosss!!!! Ertha Kitteh, (and tessm) You are teh win!
fankyoo! Schmoos!
*clap clap clap avec une frenzie*
Brilliant – vraiment brilliant!!!
*chorus uv firemenz in kilts*
si bon, si bon
si bon, si bon
je cherce le millionaire
avec des cadillac car
mink coats
des bijoux…
…très expensive, non?
Vous savez bien que j’attendrai
quelqu’un qui pourrait m’apporter
beaucoup de “loot.”
Ce soir?, Demain?, La semaine prochain ?
N’importe quand.
Il sera très – crazy, no?
Voilà, c’est tell’ment bon !
tres bien!! sehr gut und alles dat schtuffs!! schmoo
Meenk swettshirtz…
Monogrammed…
No Freberg fans in teh party? You dunno what yu misseded…
h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kTV4gysuYs
(Sorry, Ai hasn’t figured owt how to embed videoz yet)
Iz teh ufny!
*whispurrs – is eezee – just copy and paste the link from the embed-field insted of the link from the link-field…*
or wutch LCBs most wundermus an engaging e-learning toot oreelols onda subjekt!!!
um, din’t u mean:
see bun
see bun
see bun
?
oh gud idea! can we haz do-overs?
or maybe:
see bum
see bum
see bum
??
either way you has a ICHIC way wif words tessm!
*claps wif a wildness*
either way u haz a wun-trak mind!
but fankyoo!
Mais oui, mais oui!
Nous aiment notre LCB!
*beaucoup de clappités*
C’était formidable! Brava! Brava!
with happytayle wishes foar a grate yeer and manee moar to come!
schmoos!
*hugs and smoos*
(BTW, teh BF lurves him some Eartha Kitteh)
Did u sit working on it so long u got teh Sorbonne?
I’m shure she had to get up to oui oui once in a whiles…
If she leaved teh door open when she did, teh naybors would certainly get an Eiffel.
well hopefully she wore her zut suit!
*tête bureau*
je mets la patte au visage!
@@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@ fur teh Fronsch thred!!
Happee burfdai LCB!
Thx! Has some caek and some shampers!
Happytayle Birfday wif many many sparkleee an shiney fings fur yur enjoyment!!!!
(whispers tu booklion: hey can ai hire dat band uv yurs? ai have a . . . . .ai mean a fwend uv mine hazza partie cummen up soon)
Thx! Has some caek and shampers and some cheez for ur meece!
Hoppi birfdae tu U
Hoppi Birfdae tu U
Hoppi birfdae deer lolcatburgler
hoppi birfdae tu U
An meeeenneeee mooooor.
Opps hurt miself frum dat high note.
Bom glide gracefulli in waring a floor length pure whyte silk gown with a belt and matching necklayce of blak diamonds. She carries a crystal tray holding a seemingly small bag.
Here LCB this is a nawt old majikical loot bag. At a glance eet looks like a small evening bag. When it is opened it majikcallee hold shinies no matter the size while still looking lik a small evening bag.
Hoppi birfdae LCB.
ooo! u luuk bootiful BOM! an wat a grate giftie!
Thx! I needs some clothes like that, too.
*swimswimswimswim*
I wouldn’t miss this party for the world! Happy birthday!
Yay! It wouldn’t be a party wifout Hugh!
*dons best birthday suit*
(Hey, you know me…)
*walks up to lolcatburglar*
In honor of this special occasion, I had the one-and-only special turkey baster bronzed. It has also been buffed to an extra-shiny finish, so you can hold it up to the light.
*delicately hands over turkey baster*
*raises pint glass to toast*
To baste friends!
Aww…nicely done!
*raises glass*
*clinks to LCB and friends*
*staggers over with a shampers bottlol*
*clinks glasses with AA*
*refills glasses with shampers*
Did shomeone shay shomething about a roasht?
*goes to wipe away a tear, uses turkey baster insted*
Aww, thx!
*squeeze*
Hey! Not in front of all the peeps! I still have my birthday suit on!!
And a fine suit it is, too.
hmmmmm….
I see a fyoo wrinklols.
Shud we call in teh YNG?
Wa??! Where??
:-p
Happiest tayl uv daze, LCB!! In yur honor, Ai has swiped sum shinees fur yu…..(thumps large bag lowdlee awn countir)
lessee…..heer’s teh Hopeless Dymon (currentlee owt uv its setting, sew mush eezeier tu purloin) Sum Platinum Plus spark plugz, ana CAT-alyitk comvertur wif added Platinum; hmph, Annipuss beeted me tu teh Krown Jools, dagnabbit… oh, heers sumfing yu will lyke, a lyfetyme pass tu teh subway…. a eggstra large roll uv Dukkietayp fur those annoying unexpektid splortages; a pare uv bejoolid sanduls (in yur size, ob cowrse!) ana matching lavaleer; a hat, a broach, a pterodactyl, keez tu a 1969 GTO Judge comvertibul, parked owt bak….lessee, tehyr’s moar, howabowt a large bag o’kittehlidder (just in case) and sum nip toiz; a copy uv teh liddlol red buk, an eggstra large pokkitbuk fur tohse uneggspectid shawplifting tripz…..a fyremens hat wif fyreman attached; sum shinee polish fur shinin’ awl yur loot….
and a bebbeh’s arm holding an appul.
Happee birfday, LCB and manny,manny moar!!!
yay! turtlol an teh Tubes FTW!
Thx, turtlol! Lurve teh Teh Tubes ref!
And u, of coarse. *hugs turtlol gently*
*humming noises*
*smell of burning insulation*
*lights dim and then come back to full intensity*
*ginormous laser sends big beam of light across JCHFK Plaza*
*beam of light bounces off carefully polished and aligned mirrors (they wuz habing a yard sale at HubbleScopesLtd*
*shines up into the clowds and paints out the words*
HAYPP YBITHRDA OLL CAT RBGLUUR
*d’beaker and igor huddle to make adjustments*
*wondering if hiring the LHC guys to do the electronics wuz a good idea*
…….
Ooooooooooooo!!! Aaaaaaaaahhh!! Oohohohhhhhhhhh!!!
has u tried reversing teh hilarity??
ow! my eyes!
*heddesk*
ow! my brayn!
*puts on diamond-encrusted sunglasses*
Thx, PdB and Igor! From teh hart of my bottom.
Proficiat LCB!
Thx! Halp urself to teh boofay!
*…Strolls in wearing a deep, dark amethyst accented tuxspeedo…*
Happy Birthday LCB!! Let’s see…how many does that make…1…2..3…..69…..88…-1….Uhhhh….nebermind!
May you have many more! Here’s a nice shiny ball of aluminum…it’s all I could afford…
…zawlright…I’ve waited 43 years already, so I think I can handle the delay!
fikshunkitteh tryz all ‘noo’ moobs**
Oooh! Shiny!
*bats at ball*
*aluminum ball goes under couch*
Curses! Foiled again!
Happy Birfday LCB! *Brings in big tray of New Mexico cheeezburgerz wif Hatch green chillies onnem* Everybodi have a munch!
NomnomnomWHOOSH!!
OMG! Ware dems fyrmans?
U knoes, even though I was bornded in teh Aridzona, I has a low tolerance for teh spicys.
*bravely munches a green chili cheezburger anyways*
Firemans! I need a firemans! STAT!
happiyust ob awl burfdais, LCB!
Ai has brung mai frendz, hoo awlso go bai teihr innishuls, to sing fur yu:
Oooh! Shiny!
TY 4 REM.
XXXOOO,
LCB
Sum hao it seemd pro preeyate – dunno wy…..
Shiny is my very favritest color! And cheezpeeps is some of my vry favritest peeples!
Happy Birthday LCB….I didn’t bring a gift but a funny memory that I think about fairly often and it makes me chuckle still! The conversation was about black bunnies and white bunnies and someone said that brown bunnies were neutral… so then LCB said (my paraphrase), “So that’s why when I took my car to the car wash the attendent told me to leave it in “brown bunny!” ba bum tum…..chiiiiiiii!!
fun wif frends iz teh bes gift uv awl, aifinkso!
Heh. I forgetted about that.
Oh, and u does rimshots almost as good as teh Admiral does!
hippo birdies!
*whispers to not wake teh sleepy kitteh*
thx!
happi bifday LCB…..i bring you a canadian Moose he wearin a sign that says welcome to Canada………………..andnowihastoleavethemountedpolicewantdere moose back………….. Happy day!!!!!!!!!!
uh-oh, heer tehy comes wif tehmz big gunz!!
*swoons* *thud* ow!
Thx, Amandakat! Nice to see u!
*fans BF473 wif a maplol leaf*
Ohai LCB. Happee Burfdai. Ai lefted Ur prezzie @ teh aftur partee awn the BC lol
happee burfday LCB!!! i wants to tell yoo taht yoo iz teh funny an witty an clebber an i’z shur i iz not teh only wun hoo wants to say FANK YOO for teh gud laffs wen i reelly need tehm!!
i not haz enuff munnies to get yoo sumfing az speshul az yoo deserb, but i had a qwarter for teh gubblebum masheen, so i putted it in an dis iz wut camed owt. hope yoo lieks it!! *shmooz an hugz*
wow! eggsaktlee ware iz did gubblebum masheen lunarmommy?
*byes roll uv kwarters*
iz up in teh futhills, in teh swanky part ob town. owtside teh Whole Paychekk groshree store.
lunarmommy, where is this vending masheen?
Oooh, shiny AND crunchy! Thx lunarmommy!
And as for teh laffs, u guise halps make it happen. I said something simular teh other day: U cannot be teh funny in a vacuum. And not just because of teh noise.
ai iz pretty shur it iz because nature abhors ‘em.
* scamper scamper scamper *
* pant pant pant wheeze wheeze *
OMCC!!! Yu wud NAWT beleebe teh dai ai has hadded!!! Hay! Whut’s awl teh fuss abowt heer…?
O, rite…
* scampersawaiwibakwiknesstugettingreddy *
I bin 2 bizzee wif teh SPRLS (Stoopy Pleh Reel Lyf Sindroam), sew I nawt b teh nowin bowt teh rays til naow, sew I startz uh littlol layt…
.
Aahz shoaz up n da jet car himz borryd frum Buckaroo Banzai:
ht tp://www.banzai-institute.com/0704jetc.html
Himz zipz 2 da frunt uv da pak wifakwikness, butt (!) suddinlee ternz awf cors n goaz rite throo uh mowntin n kumz owt onna uvver syd 100 mylz awf cors…
.
Datz da lastist tym I borry ennyfing frum himz…
.
Ennywaiz, Happeetaylz Birfdai, LCB!!1! I b teh nowin haow muchlee U lieks teh shynee fingz, sew I brung U sum dymunz. Trubble iz, naow dat I’z 100 mylz awai frum U, haow kin I gitz dem 2 U? Until I figger dat owt, heer’z sumfin 2 b rimyndin U uv mai giftee:
LCB!! i not knowd yoo wuz in teh mooviez!
HAY! They telled me teh security camera was borked!
(Thx Aahz! *Smoo!*)
oooh! floaty pink skirts! DO WANT!
* arribes waring a littlol tuckspeedo wib extry lawng tayls adn a littlol top hat at a jawnteh anglol *
Ohai ebberywon!!! Welcumming tu LCB’s nite ob Mysery!!! Ai seas yu has awl gotted teh partee awf tu a FABYOOLUS start so ai wheel getting owt ob teh wai, letting yu has teh phun adn go sea whut has happened tu teh sordid Horse Doovers… has aneewon seed teh Rabid Weeslols aneewai?
pfft! You was sposed to be negotiating wif them about thier union demands piggeh! Did you not get tath sorted out yet?
Lookit! Dere is Hares in teh Punsh Bowl, teh guests is awl hongry adn eet lukks liek Mick has bin letted loose awn yur owtfeet tu!
* slow, sad hedshake *
EEP! MY skwirrls does not associate wif those Weeslols, nosiree!!!
And teh Hares, they is no extra charge, why is u worried??
but but but is posed tu bii a reeleh posh ebent!!!
Ai yoosed awl ob mai legindairy flare adn planning skeels… * rings littlol paws wib a wurried * whut wheel LCB finking ob me???
yesh yesh!!
and er, hay, isn’t this a dinner theeter??
wehn does we eet????
PFFT!!! Wii is werking awn eet!!! Ebberyfing is unner control!!!
* showts intu littlol eer peace * WARE is teh fuds!!! NUMMER FOAR! NUMMER FOAR!!! WARE YU IS???
* scampersawftutehkeetchenwibakwikness *
Aisee dem chasen teh Horse Doovers!
* nod nod * taht sownds abowt rite!!!
well, iffn yu kin catching Rabid Weeslol Nummer Fore, plz tu bringing him yu mii – bii karefull do; him’s Rabid!
* Arrives slitely tardy. Comz dressed inna jacket wif silk facings, trowzers wif silk braids matching teh lapels, a black cummerbund, a wite dress shurt wif a marcella front, a black silk bow tie, black silk dress socks, black highly polished patent leather shooz. Handz LCB hand carved velvet lined wooden bawks. Inside iz solid platinum CERN belt bucklol. *
Happytayle Birfday LCB!!!
Awwww, thx!
*hands NC66 a shampers, um, glass, speciallly engraved wif teh words “Dairy Queen”*
LCB, it has been an honor to know you…seriously…..you make the world a brighter, happier place!! I genuinely hope this is your best birthday EVER!!!! Schmoos and hedbonks!!!!!
So far, so wunnerful!
*hugs COL*
Wutz dat in teh sky? Itz a burd? No. Itz a plane? No. Itz NS riding side-saddle on hur byootimus dragon, Shimmer! Dey be surrownded by littlol majiklol faeries who iz shooting streems uv hypoallergenic sparklols owt uv dere littlol majiklol wands. Teh sparklols spellz owt:
HAPPITAYL BIRFDAY, LCB!!!
Shimmer landz in teh cleering to teh left (where NS’s politix iz – but datz anuvver storee fur anuvver day) & teh faeries halps NS to get down. NS beez wearin a dress uv purplol velvit & taffettah. Teh velvit bodice iz fitted & curves into teh taffettah skirt wich appearz to change kulurs az NS moovz abowt.
Plz to putting on ur sunglasses. Wen teh sunlite hits mah jewelery, u will knowing y.
NS beez wearin a neklace uv amethysts & diamonds, wif eerings & bracelet & anklet to match. Wen teh sun hits hur, pplz nawt wearin sunglasses iz blindified.
LCB — teh clasps on mah peeces uv jewelery seemz a littlol loose. Wud u plz halp me wif dem?
(dey beez ur prezzie, m’dear). 
Aftur LCB claimz teh jewels, NS runs away giggloling. She puts on hur duplicat set uv jewelery so LCB & NS can haz teh matching jewels!
“hypoallergenic sparklols”
LOL! everywun iz so creative!
Well, we IS teh twins, after all! Thx! and big hugsandsmoos!
Happitayl Birfday LCB
*Hands LCB her very ownest Silver fobwatch wiv dimond numerlols*
Hab a wunnermuss tyme an enjoi teh partay heer wiv awl yor wunnerful cheezfrenz.
O, u is so full of WIN!
Um, did I ever give u back ur fobwotch?
WHEW!! FINLEE gawt heer! Ai gawt stukded atz teh aww fiss. Ohappeeburfdae toooo yooooo!!
Ai brot a platur ob pizzelles (Chawklit, lemmin, banillee, adn anise), cannoli, sfogliatelle (banillee adn orinj), adn biscotti … adn an espresso pawt foar teh cawfee lubberz (pleez nawt tu frow awae teh teenytiny espresso cuppies – ai wil pik tehm upz laytur).
Hazz a wunnerfulz birfdae!!
…adn foar yuR prezzie – ai noe wantz tu foargetz taht – mai ai preezentz yu wif teh sparklee, OOH! SHINEY!! belleyreenah slyppurz in awl teh lurvlee cullerz – goald, adn sillbur, adn peenk, adn purplol, adn redd, adn greeneylykteh grasz, adn wellz, aWL teh cullers – tehy magikallie fitz yur dayntee feetz noe matu whut teh syz, adn tehy nebbur-nebbur pynch yur toeses!
Ma yu d
oh, shukkydarnz – ai kannoe typeetypee tudae!
Whut ai meened tu sae -
Mae yu dansdansdans wif teh happee ebbry singlol dae!!
OOOH! ai hasn’t heard “shuckydarns” inna long tyme!
*gigglol*
How about “poofydinkle”? Ai likes dat wun, too.
oh, that is noo wun on me!
*tries on poofydinkle*
it is pink, rite?
Mille grazie for teh munchies and teh prezzie!
* GP scampers awntu teh stayge sporting hims brand gnu diamelle en crout Bebbeh Otter pouch (wibdollarsignonit) *
Ohai ebberywon!!! Heer am a littlol sawng ai roted fur mai fayborit purrson in teh whirrled!!! (so far as yu no)
Trabellin in mai floofeh CHRG
On a Rokkit Chare, powered bai Acme
Ai met a strayne laydee, seh maed meh nerbuss
seh lukked at meh adn thort “mmm brekfust!”
Adn ai sed:
“Is yu teh faymuss lolcatburglar?”
“Glint, Glimmer, Glow, den yu plunder?”
“Nao lissen heer, ai is juss a meer… umm Flunker!”
“Ai’m LAWTS ob phun, witch yu wheel discubber…”
Faux Moose Stash adn silkeh tasslols
Ai wus… Flunkeh no moar, but nao a Phlonquais
Ai sed: “lolFronsch issa reel langwidge!” * nod nod *
Hurr juss smyloled adn sed: “Piggeh, go maek me a sangwich”
Den ai sed:
“Ai is teh grate lolpigburglar!”
“Ai maek wimmins go: ‘O, oui monsieur!’”
“Yu steel heer? Ware’s mai beer adn burger?
“Yu’d better run, yu’d better feed mai otter!”
“Yesh yesh!” * nod nod *
* musiclol interloode *
Lyin’ in a bed in mush payn
wib a borked paw, doktors awn teh wai
Ai sed tu hurr: “Ma’am… deed yu juss hedbat meh?”
“So yu kin making mai pokkits empteh?”
Adn seh sed:
“Oh, yu finkso ai is teh lolcatburglar!”
“o, yesh yesh” * nod nod *
“Shinee fings, ai lieks tu plunder?”
“cum ober heer, lemme see yur borked paw…”
“AAAHHHAAA”
Du yu no teh lolcatburglar?
Lemme show yu mai littlol paw
“AAAHHHAAA”
Lookit heer, at mai eer, collieflower! [collieflower!]
mai lief’s no phun, nao ai has a Phlonquer…
Nao ai libb wib teh lolcatburglar…
In hurr ‘manshun’ wib Mick ‘teh Lips’ Jaggeh
No moar beer, ai juss gets stale wadder
uh huh * nod nod *
mebbeh ai’ll run, mebbeh ai’ll go unner cubber…
Du yu heer teh lolcatburglar???
O, nose!
Ai has tu warsh hurr Old Laydee Unner…
* shudder shudder shudder * …old laydee unner…
Ai’d better run! Ai’d better taek cubber!
O, ur such a drama piggeh, even when u sing! *slow, sad hedshake*
*enjoys teh ironies of teh piggeh’s using a song by “Mans at Work“*
*gives teh piggeh a hug also with only teh gentlest of hedbats*
@@@@@@@@@!~!!
{{{LCB}}} Happee Burfdai!
x
* lolpigburglar scampers awn tu teh stayge wib a littlol geetar, dred lawcks, hims faux moose stash, adn a shy knee gnu diamelle en croute CHRG(wibdollarsignonit) *
lolpigburglar:
Yu gawt a SPLORTS car…
Ai wanna taek eet tu Delaware…
Mebbeh wii kin maek a meel?
Mebbeh tugebber wii kin get sum Hare?
O wayt, Plaice is bedder
Fud stocks at Zero, gawt notting tu yoose!
Mebbeh wheel maek sumfing
Mii, maiself, ai gawts nomming tu du!
Yu gawt a SPLORTS car…
Ai gawt a pan adn a coolur full ob beer
Ai gawt cyoopawns fur teh conbeeneeunts stoar
Ownlee has tu spend juss a littlol bit ob munnie
wown has Okra in a jar
Juss Corn Bred adn a bag ob sumfing Gritteh
Yu adn ai kin boff get lawts
Canut yu sea taht mai belleh kneads filling??? * nod nod *
Yu sea taht owld man’s gawt a prollem * poynts at Mick *
Hims lips du teh bobblol wen hims goes like tihs * nod nod *
Hims sed “Tihs Lip Creem am NAWT werking”
“Mai bodee’s tu yung tu looking lieh tihs!!!”
lolcatburglar, lookit… aww, bless him!
Awl ob hims lyfe, hims thort hims hadded a gift!
Yu sed: “Piggeh, yu gawts tu taek care ob him!”
“So quit playin’ teh fool adn get him sum meds!”
Yu gawt a SPLORTS car
Is eet fast enuff so ai kin win teh dai?
Ai gawt Pole pozishun!
Dere’s teh Green Lite! ZOOM! Adn ai’m awai!
Ai member ai wus drybing, drybing in yur car
Speeds SO FAST ai forgot ai was a Phlonque
Flashy lites filled up mai mirrurs
Adn yur car felt nyce, ai shud bii eet’s owner…
adn ai-eey-ai had a feline ai wus bein’ ronged
adn ai-eey-ai had a feline ai cud sea sumwon, a poleese man? A POLEESE MAN!
Yu gawt a SPLORTS car
adn ai went croosin’, ennertain’d mai frends…
Steel… ai gawt a job * shrug *
ai werk in teh londry adn awn teh prison grill
so ai’m riting yu tihs heer lettur
mai plan wheel werk, ai kneads yu deeboted
O, plz tu ending teh torchur!
lyfe in teh beeg howse ain’t phun fur pigburglars!
“Yur honnur, ai wus drybing, drybing in hurr car”
“NAWT so fast, promiss ai was NAWT drunk!”
“Flashy lites filled up mai mirrurs”
“adn ai pulled rite ober tu teh showldur”
“ai-eey-ai new ai had dun notting at awl rong”
“ai-eey-ai had a feline ai had juss bin stung, juss bin stung, juss bin stung”
lolcatburglar:
“Ai gawt a SPLORTS car”
“adn ai has tu werk adn pai awl ob teh beels!”
“Yu stai owt raycing layte in mai car!”
“yur SO mush trubble, yu adn teh otter pigs!”
“Yu wheel has tu bii bedder!”
“Ai’ll bang yur heds tugebber! Yu, adn GP, & Scrooge McPig”
“Cancul yur plans, yu ain’t going tu Delaware!”
“O, adn teh SPLORTS car; yu ain’t NEBBER drybing!”
Judge:
“Nao, member! Wen yur drybing, drybing in yur car”
“Seetbelts fastened, beers in teh trunk”
“Rodint types strapped in dere harness”
“adn yur arm rest down, lolphone in eet’s holdur”
“ai-eey-ai has a feline taht yu is teh strawng”
“ai-eey-ai has a feline yu kin control dem, control dem, control dem…”
“Ma’am, yu gawt a SPLORTS car”
“eet’s fast enuff, yu cud juss drybe awai”
“Yu gotta maek a deesizhun…”
“Leebe him heer, oar taek him awai…”
lolcatburglar:
* sigh *
Hii is mai Phlonquais…
Hii is mai Phlonquais…
Hii is mai Phlonquais…
That was teh so sweet that I promise i’ll think about trying to has ur arrest record expunged.
* Scrooge McPig scampers awntu teh stayge waring hims brang gnu diamelle en croute Sporran (wibdollar sign awn it) *
did u say a sporran??
*SWOON*
*SWOON* *SWOON* *SWOONETY-SWOON beyond all possibility of unswooning evver agen*
Hi, LCB. Just dropped in to wish one of my favorite kittehs a very happy birthday!
{{{{LCB}}}}
*squeeze*
**sneaks in**
ohai LCB! Happeh birfdai!
O hai! Thx! Has some noms and shampers and firemans!
ai cannon nut stay long, the Pleh RL werkity iz buseeeeee! had to sneek in tew say to teh Lolcatburgler, Happee, Happee burfday to ew! ai always gets the gigglols when ai ready your post. You are sew teh awesum and win. Many, many more happee burfdays to ew LCB!
*blushes*
Couldn’t do it wifout all of u guise, rly. Will u take a plate of shampers and a glass of caek to go?
Happitayl Birfdai LCB! Wishing ewe all the bestest.
Thx! I think I has something vry close to it right on this page!
*arrives supah late*
Ohai! I can’t believe I’m so late for your party, LCB! Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
*sneaks birfday treats and heads back to work*
iz super fashunable, dahlink!
*has a *squeeze* couriered over to Ms B’s workplace*
Ohai LCB! Hapeetail birfday, an LONG MAY YU PILFER AN PLUNDER!!!
Yur gift issa seat awn teh nawt-sekkund flite ov Virgin Galactic intoe awrbit! Wiil bii waitin wiv teh peopl catchee fingee in caise ov emurgensee!
Thx, AfriCat! That prezzie is just out of this whirled!
Zooommmmm…….Screeeeech!!!!!…..skweeeleeie!!!!!!!!!……
*smoak frum burnd rubbur waftz doun JCH4K Blvd, da tuen ob Smoak Onna Waddur blastz owt et illeagle noiz lebels*
*williboi jumpz oudda splortzkar*
*fawls doun kuz yu shud nawt jump inn hie heals*
Oowiee! Jus let mee dust awf mai lubberly deep purplol mikro swaed dres an git LCB’s prezzies owt ob da trunk…….
Nawt sekkund iz an giftee kard fur anifing yu desierz et Phlonquais R Uz
Sekkund iz an too ower lawng bisit bai an parimedik fyermins neggs tiem yu faints
Tird izz an ginourmus burfdai caek wif sparklolurs an fierwurks instead ob candlols.
*williboi liets da sparklolurs….den day fierwurks eggsplodz……oberhed ebbrywun seas da shaep ob an giunt LCB wif an sparklie maske ob diamundz*
Haz da happpiiestt burfdai ebbur LCB!!!!1111!!!
kthx*koffkoff*
(too much smokes in teh fireworkz. Whut to do, whut to do…?)
*williboi luks et da palme fwond roofe ob da Tye Bootique na seas
SMOKE n FIERS!!!!!
Oh noes !!! wun ob dem fierwurks musta goen awf corze………..
wut tu du, wut tu du……….
HALP!!! Sumwun cawl 9 elebenty111 wee kneads da fiermens!
*williboi peas inna flanik*
Iz diz foto fotoshoppt? Dat mousie doan look real to meh.
(I haf no idea hoo LCB iz or why diz foto haz anyfing to do wit dem. :confused: )
O hai. I is LCB. Pleased to meet u.
Teh pic commemorates teh fact that *mumblemumble* years ago, I was taken out of my mom.
*pours Esprix a glass of whutever beverage is age-appropriate*
*snerk* ai hasn’t even lukked at teh photo yet!
it’s ackshully a pretty gud lol!
*Ahem*
Erm, Esprix… sry to confoozle you, LCB is one of owr cheezfriend regulars, yesh, she’s VERY regular!! and today is her birfday, so we is having a party for her.
Have some shampers and join if u wants!
Duz dis lol shows Maus sneeking away frumworks to haz a look in at teh partay?
Well happie birfday to u! i jez didnt no why dis foto had anyfing too doo wif yer speshial day.
Well, it doesn’t, *really*. That doesn’t stop us from partying anyway!
Iz confoosing for us new folk
The pictures appear at set times. We all know this and so when we have a special party or other event, we advertise it as “on the 6am Cheeztime lol” for example.
If you are new, you might want to go have a look at the Cheeztown Cryer for halpful informations.
Conga-ratz on yer Burfdai, LCB! Wearin mai tuckseedy suit wif da wingy-collar shurt an red carnashun. (Raises glass of Guiness to toast after Andy Stewart kilt-song)
“Gentlemen and ladies, please be upstanding and give three cheers for Lolcatburglar”
(mostly a lurker, ai drops by to wave at cheezfrenz – whot a byutimous partee!)
Hip hip HOORAY!!
ohai Markitteh, welkom!
oh, yesh indeedee! Fwee cheerzez!
Horp-horp-hirree!
Horp-horp-hirree!
Horp-horp-hirree! – Happee Burfdae to LCBEEEEEE!!
… *hic* … *ooh, teh shampurrz am sooooe lurvlee .. hiccupeng azz kwiutlee azz purr see bull behynd pawses* *noe, reelee – ai’m nawt as thimk as yu tippsee ai amz*
*hugs Markitteh*
*refills his guinness with Glass*
Er, u knoes whut I means.
Fank yu. Ai has a happee frum awl teh songs sining for yer Burfday. Ai can play drumz in LOLband to acompanie teh fine singurz?
Oh, yesh! Pweeze do!
*Comz flyin in on litenin fast roller skates* Ohai awl!
.
Sry tu being late! Tu mush RL aifinkso. Ennywayz, heer is a anjlol food (snikr) caek wif awl kindz uv berries on it. Has a wunnerful sillybrashun, LCB, a wunnerful birfday an menny, menny moar!
*hugs Cassidy*
Thx, that was wheely amazing!
Fikshunkitteh coms to teh stayj waring lawts oob shinee cloz and shinee juulreez. Ai will singin a sawng to teh Tawm Jonz toon, wif sin seer pologeez
Happeh Burfdai LCB, whoooa
Happeh Burfdai LCB, whoooa oooh
LCB LCB wi gotted flours
And lawts meowers
to sing to you
So gowan take
our pritty shinees out inna lite
LCB LCB, we lubbs you
Yesh we do!
You and yur lcb yoinks
Happeh Burfdai LCB, whoooa
Happeh Burfdai LCB, whoooa oooh
LCB LCB yur so nawty
And oh so gawdy
We bow to you
So gowan start wif yur phlonquais
a grate beeg fite
LCB LCB, we lubbs you
Yesh we do!
You and yur lcb grase
Happeh Burfdai LCB, whoooa
Happeh Burfdai LCB, whoooa oooh
LCB LCB weer sush pishus
That yur burfdai wishes
wil awl cum troo
Yoo still be pikkin
our beeg deep lol pokkits
LCB LCB, we lubbs you
Yesh we do!
You and yur LCB yoinks
You and yur lcb “owt inna lite” ways
You and yur lcb grase
Happeh Burfdai LCB, whoooa
Happeh Burfdai LCB, whoooa oooh
You looka bootifyl, fikshunkitteh, and yur singing is terrifik!
*APPLESAUSE!!*
yay, clappy clappy, hips hops and fawls down laffin!!
FanQ FanQ berry mush! *inna Elbis ax cent*
OH! and it sez, PRESENTS rite there at teh beginning!!
*clappities too hard and spills popcorms*
That was teh super AND teh duper!
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*sigh, mumblee grumblee*
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBdSqk78nHw
heer – haz sum shampers and blame WP.
Sadlee ai mus leev naow. Hazza funs affernoon {{{cheesfrends}}}
Ai had sew mush fun at teh partee, ebreewuns sawngs an prezzies an poastings wuz ful uv win an awsum!
Vaya con Ceiling Cat, Bluesfan.
Happitail birfday, LCB! Cattails bringed u some perty fall flairs…um…flowers frum her garden. (Unless u want flares, in which case I bringed them, too. An firemenz to make sure u dun get hurted.) Ai tried to pull some cattails to add to teh bookay to make it all fall like n evrythin, but is seems they were still attached to somfin. *Cattails wipes teh blood from her arms and applies nawt-sekkond aid cream to teh skritches.* Fanks fur all teh LOLz u bring us, LCB! *hugs and more hugs*
copied frum being lost in shuffle up above….sigh…
wail here goes………the bakstreet boys shuffle in an move mik off teh stage…..gets awl set up and wif awl the lurve in der harts comminc to sing
Happy birthday, happy birthday, LCB
Oh, we lurve yew so
Sixteen candles wud make quite a site
But not as brite as the real ones tonite
(as the real ones tonite) (Oh)
Take out the shiny
Out into the lite
and run from the polizia
Wif awl the loot dat is so brite
(wif the loot so bright)
You wish yew were sixteen (sixteen)
But you’re an ICHC queen
(you’re an ichc queen)
You’re the clebberist, lolveliest girl we’ve ever seen (we’ve ever seen) (OH!)
Mumbledy mumbledy candles
in our hearts will glow
For ever and ever
for we lurve yew so
(for we lurve yew so )
You wish yew were sixteen (sixteen)
But you’re an ICHC queen
(you’re an ichc queen)
You’re the clebberist, lolveliest girl we’ve ever seen (we’ve ever seen) (OH!)
Mumbledy mumbledy candles
in our hearts will glow
For ever and ever
for we lurve yew so
(for we lurve yew so )
I cud nawt find a backstreet boyz version! iz sumfing u maded up?
here’z teh Crests
yesh ai just maded dat up cuz ai thot LCB mite like dem beddar!! schmooo
Thx, jamamakitty! My very own boi band, too! Can I keep ‘em? Can I huh?
oh, u mite need this boi buffing cloth then…
Thx, teh flairs are full of flower!
*puts a Hello Kitty bandage on Cattails’ woonds, gives a gentle hug*
Happy Birfday LCB! Adn many moar shiny things tew come! *cheers*
Shiny is my favrite color!
*pours Nissi a plate of shampers and offers a glass of caek*
Thanxs, it all looks delishus.
** Wheels in teh rhsb’s dansing pole.
Queues up teh CONGA RATZ in teh fyremanz owtfits
Rat Stewhart stepz tu teh microlol fone
**
♫ ♪
He’s akting shy looking fur teh answer
Come on, LCB, let’s spend teh nite tugether
Now hold on a minnut before we go much further
Give me a dime so I can phone my mother
They catch a cab to his high rise apartment
At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant
…
Would that be proper? Whut wif us engaged to not getting married and all that?
(but thx!)
ohai LCB, wen yoo haz a minnit (i see teh party iz still harty ober heer), pop on ober to teh nekstest LOL an see wut i bringd in teh goodie bags for yor burfday!!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Um, there is so much going on and so much shampers going in me that I just now noticed that teh phlonquais de moi est disparu! Is that teh mystery?
ifinkso there wuz so many presents and shinee fings that it dint leave much rooms… plus, er, well… with that outfit on…fronkly there’s not much mistery left!!
*runsawaywifakwikness*
Teh coktayle glass dress, oar teh tuckspeedo?
LOL, I meant teh cocktail dress!
*pounces on DK and tehy start rolling around on teh floor rassling*
*gibs Leeza a gud bite on teh eer, tehn sits up abruptlee adn starts likking her side wif a fyureous* Wut? Wu’t'd ai do?
*trots off wif a nonshanlant*
nuffin… just mist u that’s awl!
*LOW cums rushin in frum teh work*
Dids ai misses it? Dids ai misses it?
Happy Burfday LCB!
*Gibs LCB sum shinneee silber rings*
Ooh! Thx! There’s still lots of partying going on, here and on teh next thred. Halp urself to teh nomsandrinks!
Ooh! Ai haz a hongree! Fanks LCB! Hope teh burfday is full of the win nd awesum jest laik u. Gots 2 rush awaiwifaqwikness to work again! Bye!!!
oh my cc what a partay!!!! LCB u r teh most wundermouse cheezfren, wif awl ur wit an humor! I lurv to watch u prans an abscond. Happiest of birfindays to u!
Thx, noobeh! U is teh nice to say so. Plz to halp urself to nomsandrinks!
bappy hirthday LCB
((((((( LCB ))))))
Many Hippy Reruns ub teh day!
Leaves big bawx ub shiny fings on LCB’s frunt porsche for her tew enjoy!
*drives back porsche around to front porsche*
Oooh! Moar prezzies! Thx, catslave! Has a plate of shampers and a glass of caek!
LCB!!! Happee burfday!
* Mu takes sentur stage waerin a flowin slik dress*
* ahem*
(wiff pawlogies tew da beetuls)
Ah look at awl da lovely peepul
ah look at awl da lovely peepul
J ov teh 4k waits by the fountain upon the round square
fur LCB tew com frum where shi has bin
shi lives n a dream
waits bi teh foutain
As lcb slips up teh strairs an inthru teh door
meowamewoa mewoa
Aw look at awl the loveley peepul
aw look at awl the lovely peepul
surely this ware they belong
Fleep debeaker prepares a flask ov shampers
fur our deer LCB tew drink
as she comes neer
tew show that he cares
meowameowa meowa
ah look at awl the lovely peepul
aw look at awl the lovely peepul
its heer tehy awl belong
mu ov teh island runs wiff a smile tew meet
a group of cheesey frends
meowameowa meowa
over flowing her pokets are trinkets of gold
an love fur our frend tew awl
Lolcat burglar!!!!!!!!
*clappity x elebenty*
Thx! That was teh wondermous! This is a lovely place, isn’t it?
Soe sorree tu mis teh partay!
Hapi burfdae, LCB!!!
Is ok; u can catch teh rebroadcast, recorded earlier so we could all work on our alibis!
Ai ams layt to teh partee.
Ai hoaps you has a Happytayl Birfdae wif lots of fyrmens, LCB!
Thx Dave of teh TinyMedicat! Is teh always nice to see u, no matter whut time u get here. *smoo*
Sorrii aye mist teh parti. Aye wuz at teh pleh wurk.
Hoap yu hadded teh bestest burfdai, LCB!
It has been a marvelous day! Thx for coming by; be sure to halp urself to teh boofay. There’s always plenty of nomsandrinks for all!
in my time zone, it’s still LCB’s birfdae. So I raise a toast to her. Happytayle Birfdae, Lolcatburglar!
isn’t this supposed to be comments on the picture, and not 50 peoples rejected tries at having some type of social life? if it’s your birthday, go out and celibrate…with real people….not internet coments.
ps – this site is amazing, i just cant STAND the fact that silly talking cats means their owners need to talk like idiots too. wtf.