
It’s an established fact that having a pet is beneficial for bloodpressure problems. It’s not necessary to keep said pet in the medicine cabinet.
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beautiful az ai am!
Congrats carosue! Dat shore iz a byootimuss kitteh!
Contradikshenz tu teh uvvers, eh Carosue ?? !!!!11!!!
* Whispurs: Iz taht yu taiken a barf, hee hee ?? *
A BARF? Moi? Im publik wif kitteh watchin? Ewwww!
Wile yor in teh barf, hab sum bubblee fur sillibrayshenz !!
Mmmm.
*Wonders why anyone would take pois… poy… medicine from B.C. Just saying.*
gmta!
It ownle werks wen u pet dem
I iz teh best medicinnn
BC pawder!!
*AHEM*
Don’t forget everyboddy, on teh NEXT LOL we is sillybrating LCB’s birfday today!!111!!!
GP will be late as ushual
says he had a meeting wif teh Rabid Weeslol Union over some clams, er, claims….so mabbeh we can has an impromptoo race to say Happy Birfday LCB??
Followed by presents and songs, if you has them.
BE THERE OR B²!!
STN
Oh noze! ai wuz locked in a dungeon las nyte an cud nawt be tew shopping! Gotta go, gotta go!
it’s not gud for teh pets bloodpressure…
Unliss yu git yur pet a pet !!!!
But den teh pet’s pet wud need a pet 2!
Dis cud be teh corz ob menni a mad catt laidie …. !!!!
Kittehs haz pets – dem called hoomans…
butt then – that pet has to has a meduceen kabnett insied the meduceen kabnett – an that pet will need a pet becoz of high BP…
oh the huge mannatee!
*runs away skreeming*
* Haz mintel piksha ob Hugh in teh bannity kabnit. Shuddaz !! *
Hey! I’ll have you know I could fit in there quite nicely! With a little help…..and maybe a plunger…..and the jaws of life to get back out.
Oh hai, Hugh!! Since u b hedding sowf fur deh winter, I haz movifyinged ur marker. I see u now b admiring deh Cape Hatteras Litehowse.
A fine sight it is too!
Thank you my dear cweenmj, it is getting very chilly off the New England coast, time to head for warmer climes!
*shmoos*
I like ur halloween get-up!
Butt. . . butt. . .HUGH!!! Yoo AR coming bak fur LCBz Burfday Bash, ar yoo nawt???? Just woodnot bee teh sayme wiffaut yoo!!
butt (!) iffen u dew, maik shure teh keep wun awn eech syde, fer balince
Gud moaning dear Bluesfan. Ai ar here today and tommorroww, an den orf agin for bacashun.
AND ai gets to haz a cheeze meet wiff turtlol, jjtucker, Mr SK an SK an maybe even CPR.
Ai haz such a eggcitmint, mii fingerz nawt typee ritely.
W00t!! dat b sownding like much funz!!!
O yay fer teh cheeze meet! Good moanin {{{BOM}}} ai hoap u hazza wunnerful tyme awn bacashun!
WOW! bloosfan473!! That’z sum Hollowe’en garb yoo hav awn there.
Hmmm ai wunder wahre ai can find sumthing? Sumthing . . .to match mai aiez, maybee? Oar mai stripee fur??
Purrrhaps in teh
Attic?
Basemint?
Clozzit?
D. . . .
Dungeon (sunny H. may have left sumfin behynd)
Ebil closet – whitch wud be propreeat!
Friends closit!!!
G…
ai resemble taht remark! Fur yer information, ai haz playjari…uh written a poem to teh cween by way of makin ammennemmmaments!
Dumpster?
Even under dumpster?
Found nawt lawst box?
Glitter covered bawks?(ooh sparkleeee)
Hidey hole?
In teh intertubes? (oar awn)
J. . . . .
jamamakitty’s house
kennel
love shack (aka notty barn)
m…
Marz
Neptune
O….
otter’s places
puddy tats place
queen mj’s rollin palice
right where you left it!!
sunny’s house
tr0ll’s room
unner teh dunjon subfloor (shudder)
verry nearly near you
Keeping diz kitteh where yu can luk at him iz also bennificial, altho there is a chans of splorting here. Dat iz a kyute expression!
Break glass in case of emergency!
*KRASH!!*
*tinklol, tinklol, tinklol*
*snorglol, snorglol, snorglol*
I hadded a snorglol ee mergen sea!!
LOL!! Ee mergen sea?? Laik Botticelli’s Venus???
Ee mergen frum teh sea????
*Waivez floofy pawz tu deh norf*
Oh Hai jk2k!!
Ai maik yu feal AWL beddur!
Itz LCB’s Burfdai TODAI !!!111!!! Free Chairz ! Free Chairz !!!!
O ¤ ٥ œ % ô ƍ
Happitayle Burdai tu yu LCB, sorree ai cannut stai up fore it wiv teh partee adn teh dressin upz adn teh sawngz adn teh belloonz adn teh FUNNNN !!!
Mi best Burfdai Suit wuz tu rinkld enni waiz !!
O ¤ ٥ œ % ô ƍ
Wud u liek me 2 copee ur greetin awn teh nekst fred?
Thx Anni !! Iz lyk a han delybird RSVP !!
Sea U nextiem !!
G’nite PB Sleap tite!
WAHT????!!! PB!! WAHT kind ov an eggs kewtz is that!! just becuz yoo liv at teh end ov teh urth?? In a stranj land cawled Oz???
Cudn’t yoo just get up in teh middlol ov teh nite, an com fur an hour oar two???
There will be dansing!! An yoo NOE hao much yoo laik that!
An sum beyootiful grrrrrrls. Becuz awl ov us grrrrls here in Cheezland ar teh gorgeous! EBREEwun noes that!
An lotz ov nommilishus fuds. A Mewsik. An pomes. An prezzies – tath wud dazzlol King solomon – if hee cud com! An SCHWIMP!!
An eben prollee PARFAITS!!
oooh… has anyone seen Princess Mu around latelee??
I ment to see if she cud cater some nibblolly fuds for teh start of teh party!
test………. mt mckinley or 42?
Awl uv deh abuve!!!
akshully ai jus changed mai outfit in honor ob teh national holiday ob halloween but it mus take awhyle ….. mebbe 42 hours…… fur it to show up
mebbee u shud kleering ur kash adn nomming ur kookeez. I dunt seeing it neever….
but but but… issn’t a black kitteh outfit alreddy perfect for Hallolween?
a blak kitty owtfit iz purrfekt fur ebbree day!
aifink it takes a lil while…..if ai member c’rectly…. mamakitty is tired ob wairin teh same old fing!!
Happy berfles! {{{LCB}}}
Taek 2 cuddles trhee taimez dailee, an as needed.
Oh noes! Kitteh gots into teh Viagra!
hmm… he does luk very… alert….
Akshly, mebbe that’s cuz this iznt a baffrum medicine cabnit, it luks like it might be at teh …. V-E-T! O noes!
o noes indeed! naow BC wil bee up awl nite!
otay, otay ahm goin! *heds tew NB*
so whut u sais is… dat u habs to put bc inno da viagra cabinet 2 goes 2 heben? dats a… inneresing consept *blinks*
but eef teh kitteh iz n teh kabinet, den ai awlwayz no wher 2 findz mai hbp-snorgulz medesin!
Ize in UR medysin kabynett, chaynjin teh laybilz!
Ohai P4T – Ai is heddin oop yur wai tihs weeekweeeekweeek – Ai is goin to see mai fren awn teh Eye’ll ob Loois an we is goin to Norf Wist fur teh weekend! Ai has a BIG egg sighted; is mai furst holly dai in for yeers!
Win!
Yay.
♪Tooralooralooraleeeeeee, tooralooralooralayyyyyy! ♫
Lyke teh sawng butt(!) y u singen ck?
kitteh looking for paw sanitizer as kitteh been in contact with hoomanz.
I can has medical-grade nip?
Perkipshun fo hugs is renooed.
On your marx…. get setsssssssss
Beneficial for blood pressure? They don’t know *my* kittehs!
Duz aye knead a preeskriptshun?
Is a kitteh in teh vets office.
*points at the bottles*
First one is a bag of perscription chewies fer dogges, and that second bottle is a medicated bath washy solution.
*nods nods*
Ohai ebberywun….ai sowwy ai haz nawt postified teh last few days….Ai haz been exercisin’ and seein teh nefyu Jack. Since ai haz lawst 20 pounds since teh end of Joolie, mai new goal foar teh competition between meh and mai unclol is 230 lbs. by Cwithmuth and 199 bai mai birfday in Fehbooairy. Wif many moar exercises, rite fuds, and teh support frum teh cheesfrens, ai weel get der to 199. WANT!!
Dat’s one pretteh kitteh!
hey! thats my cat! my pic is a lol! hooray! uploaded pic when i dint kno how to labeldem… this is rose marie, she’s hidin from de vet in de cabnet shes a LOT bigger now. my cat! my pic! whoohoo!
Laike ah sayde, dat’s one pretteh kitteh!
tank yoo tank yoo. she iz a handful. iffn i ever figger out hao to upload video i will show her playin fetches. she loooooves her some fetches. she sleepn behinds de lappertop rite naow, her mommy draped over mi arrums “helpin” mi type.