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Him haz a feerse!
conga rats anni…………..hai dere skwirrlgrrl………ai brot sum shampayne frum LCB’s partay….wul yu liek sum?
Ooh! Bubblols! Thx!
*williboi luks et da palme fwond roofe ob da Tye Bootique na seas
SMOKE n FIERS!!!!!
Oh noes !!! wun ob dem fierwurks musta goen awf corze………..
wut tu du, wut tu du……….
HALP!!! Sumwun cawl 9 elebenty111 wee kneads da fiermens!
*williboi peas inna flanik*
*Grabs da Flannik and tosses da PEE onna da fire*
WHOOOSSSHHHH — uh oh — wut wuz you drinkin Willy Boy yer pee maded da fyre worserer!!!
uhm…..wel et wuz an partay………mah libbur mus nawt bee wurkin two gud annimoar……….prolly cummin owt puer skotch nao…
aifinks wee kneed tu leaf dis tu da prefeshunalls……….ware ar doze fiermenz?
HALP!!! Yoohoo! mistur fiermenz!!!!! HALP!!!
Nawt tu wurree. Ai putted sumfin speshul when ai wuz doing mai communitee serbices
* turns awn teh Tybooteek sprinkloler systems, Eberywun in the Cheezland getz wetted frum teh sprinklolurs. Tries tu turn dem awf adn teh handlol brakes awf*
Naow whut?!
aaiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee…………….
waddur fawlin frum da skie
mai
plushie furrscawktail drez wil bee awl mussed upp!oh da hugh manatee!
*runz inn circlols, fawls doun*
Ai haz fownd teh mane stop balbe. *tern tern* dere, teh wadder haz stopt an teh fyre is owt.
An sanity haz been returned fanks to Annity!! Heehee
Yeah, ICHCB hassa insanity wiffout Annity!
conga razzels on feerce!
*puts debil fayse herres*
(______)
wee can has foamz pahrtay! *runswifakwiknes tu get sum bubbliebaff so dere will bih bubblolz frum teh sprinkloler waddur*
Jest donut bubblify da pee frum Willy Boys Flannik … It wuz poured onna da fyre two!!
Bubblols frum bubbliebaff du nawt bubblify wenn miksd wif pee frum a flannik, aifinkso – eben skotchpee. aifink wih wil bih safez inz teh bobblol foamz! … adn beesydz – tehr aR alwaes teh fyrmenz … jusinkais! *blooshes behyndz pawses*
ai brotted teh Italyeen pastreez adn kookeez upz frum teh birfdae parrtae lol – adn teh espressooooooe pawt alsotu – ennchoi!
‘tally-yun pastrees, yum! icanhascannoli?
yucanhascannoli, oar ennyfing ellz yur widdlol hart deezyres – therz plentea! summ ov teh canoli haz dried frootz, sum haz chawklit bitz, adn summ haz sinnyminny adn awwmundz …adn teh wunz wif teh meltychawklit awn teh ejjes wuz maded wifowt shugar so no wun wud bih lefowt.
ooo, fank-eee, Italiana!
*taykes won ob eech*
*leebs gun behind*
(nom, nom, nom)
*Ears pop up* Did I here somfing abowt cannolis?
mmm, Cannoli and Italyeen pastreez and cuukies! yum!
FangQ Italiana!
izz mai plejjur *sneekses sum kookiez adn past treez tu teh fyrmens*
Why is all dees fuds so soggie?
awwww … a fyoo bubblols neber hurtyfied NEbuddiez, aifinkso! *gigglolz frum tikkly bubblols awn noaz*
Conga Rats on the Not Second
The rats would come out and do a dance, but they has a scared because they saw the pic…
Teh pic iz enuff 2 skaer enniwun!
eben teh kitteh is skared! she is <sew skartt of herserlf that she hassta sleep wiff a nitelite!
Dem iz akshully still dansing fur LCB. U can nebber git dem awai frum a pardee until teh last nom is nommed.
stn!!
ohai skwirrl grrl how u iz?
Long time no see
ohai two_k, gud but bizzy! hope you is teh same??
O hay, skwirrlgrrl, has u seen my phlonquais? He was there, singing his littlol hart out then he was teh gone! Is that sposed to be part of teh mysteries? Or is he off slacking around again?
O noes! Now teh skwerl is missing!
*rings hands*
*doesn’t even know whose*
Hay, wut’s happening wif mai hands? Adn mai rings, for tath matter!
pft, has u been drinking too much caek??
I comminted on teh last lol bout that… ifinkso it was just that teh thred was so full of shinies alreddy there wasn’t much room left for burgers… and of course ur owtfit dint leave much mystery!!
Is the same, I can lotsa hw and research to does.
Busee, I has it
stn dubblol!
burrpppp!
skews meh
I had a human, but I eated him
ROFLMAOBBQ!!!
Moar rum owt dan in.
wai iz da rum alwais gahn?
This is colorist and gender specific profiling, as a member of KCLU (Kitteh
Civil Liberties Union) I purrtest
We don’t know that basement cat is
a) Black
b) Male
c) Both
Is it nachural or izzit Clairlol? Only BC’s colorist knows for sure.
becoz she’s wurth it?
Yesh! ICHC unfair to blakkittehs! blakkittehs R not bad! (Well, at leest, nawt enny badder tahn otter kittehs.)
*whispurrs tu tow kittehs*
iffin yu luk clothesly yu kin sea sum orinj……….
mee finks dis nawt an BC et awl……
issin tortie enpurrsonatin an BC
U aer rite!
ai haz let da kitteh owt ob da bagg
Da ornj wuns r poysen.
Jus sayin’ . . .
yesh, dat’s in teh cheez lore, butt(snerk!), teh poysen iz rlly in teh puss’s ratti toi –hii gits killified frum playing wiff teh ornj maus.
I’m muss sayin.
Ifinkso dat DIS kitteh was profiled nawt awn heem color or maleness butt awn heem BIG POINTY TEEF and heem MAD SQUINTY YELLOW EYEZ!!!
Yikes – he luk scary, butt i betz heem reelee an beeg softee wif heem oown fambly
And don’t be sayin juss cuz him haz some orinj, dat himz poysin!
I thot tortie kittehs wuz gurrls
dey iz — mehbe dis iz BC’s lil sissy duein hur persunashun ob beeg bruddur…..neenur, neenur, neenur ! STN!
dis kitteh no luks like kno wuns littol sissy to mee!!
hey who is you cawling sissy?
I nawt callin kno wun a sissy — eet wuz Willy Boy!! He bee cauzin awl kinds a trubol!! He started a fyre up da fred and den hee madded it worser by peein scotch!! Dat Willy Boy bee sum kindas trubbol!!
*teehee*
*nauds saddlee*
yesh, iz tru – williboi bee nuffin butt trubblol……….hic …
wuz onlee trien tu git sum fiermenz tu LCB furr hur burfdai…
dis pichoor remindifies meh ob williboi’s lil sissy SuzyQ. hur iz tortie an lykes tu akt awl feirce sumtiems……….butt she iz jus an liddol pluffbawl………hur niknaem iz Sissypoo……….an Poohbear……..an Turdoll……..an Bubbles ……….an
Is her Cybil kitteh?
hurz diffurnt naems bee baesed onna tiem ob dai an phais ob da moonz
yah dats et! :mrgreen”
maik dat
an Bits………….an Missy………………an Lil Boo……….an Bug…………..
Oh, deh orinj spawts r juz frumdeh flaymez, nawt frum bein a torteeshell.
Kitteh luks liek teh Hindu goddess Kali whose festibl wuz lass munf.
Wll, cunsidrin dat teh kitteh in pikshur iz really neider, ah doan ken what ur purrtestin uhbout….
Ohai, sorree ai missed teh partee…Ai haz this red velvut swooning caek dat ai wuz gunna gib LCB.
Wii can haz aftur pardee? Ai also haz teh eie screems adn teh pinnygigyata.
U can goe bakk 2 teh prebyus lol an gib it 2 LCB dere.
Yass Ai Kuld, butt duz nawt LCB deserb moar den wun pardee awn hurz burf dai?
yesh elebenty partehs fur deh LCB!
Woot! HippoBirdie Two Ewes to LolCatBurglar!
Ken a HippoBirdie fly???
How bigz iz der wings??
Are dey da ugliez??
Why you say dey arrrr two Ewwwwes???
Mor ugly dem one ewww?
Kwest Shuns — I habs dem!!!
ohai, Elsa_Mama, how yoo bee?
N choiring mynds wanna noes!
I beez okay — RL bak in spades — werkwerkwerk. An, i gunna sellz mii haus – sew I hasta paks up awl da “extree” stuffs (awl gud stuffs mind you — jest “xtree”) sew the peeps lukin kin aktually seez da haus …
An paint and kleen an fixifiy stuffs — sew I beez da BIZZY …
hao iz peeblez an miztur chompurs?
Pebbles and BamBam (aka Miztur Chompers) bee mii kinds still noo kittehs!! BamBam likees to chomp you when heez feelin lubbydubby…. snorggle snorgle CHOMP da finger … Rubby Rubby Purr CHOMP da toes… Loud breffy purrs and hed rubs CHOMP da nose …
Iz berry dangermous wen BamBam likes you!
oh, my gudniss, EM, dat is RL wiff teh spady-ist ob spades! sellzing Haus and Paking, and Moving (eye presume) iss tew mush…
*sends EM sume inbissiblol helping hands myndbeems*
Butt eet weel beez beddar wen its ober — smaller haus, smaller munnies — startin ober sumwhut (Iz steel inna da haus mee ebil ex builted)
*sinds gud wishes 4 beddermint*
eye nose yoo is positive, butt (Snerk!) yoo hass sooo mush stress dis yere, EM!
wii cheezpeepz is dere wiff yoo!
((((((([[[[[[[[[{{{{{{Elsa_Mama))))))))]]]]]]]]]}}}}}}}}}}
You nawt eben know da worserest — mii ebil ex iz now triin ta gets me dotter awai frum me. Mii kidlets – dey doo eenyfink awlmost ta had der dad bee nicee too dems –
My pointeh endz, let me show U dem
Nope, I’z gud.
Thksnehow…
I has too many soft gushee spots…
O.o
Didnt c dat cummin…
I didn’t know Basement cat was a KISS fan.
er KISS guize r basement cat fanz. Mohr laikelee, aifinkso!
I definitely just laughed out loud.
Wait that says 9:12am. Am I in a time machine?
nawt nessesssessessairilly – teh tym stamp iz ICHC/Hawiaiaia tym; nawt yur local tym
unless yu live in Hawaii, and then it means you are late
Aifink dis kitteh can punch ur face out ob a paper bag.
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Sandypaw an ob corse owr very own Lolcatburglar!!!
an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! teh party still seems to be going on on teh prevyus LOL, but i will start anovver wun heer, wif tasty cupcakes in many flavrs wif shiny sparkly sprinkllols, iskreem, sparkly party punch, shiny party hats wif sparkly pompoms, an goodie bags!! in honor ob LCB’s burfday, teh trolls at teh burfday goodie faktoree/troll reformatorium haz cranked owt a speshul order ob teh LCB orijinul-dezine LCB Boblol-hed Snoglobe akshun figyures!! wif eggskloosib boblol-hed snoglobe akshun!! teh boblolhed iz inside a snowglob, an wen it boblols, fings fly arownd inside the snoglobe!! teh LCB verzun feetures teh luvly LCB in herz slinky sparkly leotard (az seed in Teh Thrilling Reskyoo) an teh snoglob iz filled wif shiny fings liek joolereez, dimunds, munnies, an platinomnomnom credit cards!! also bownsy balls taht sparkle wen tehy bownse, kandeez, an shiny brite-colurd kitteh stikkers wif sparkly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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Thx burfday fairy!
I seem to rember that today is also teh birfday of Duffy and Anukki. Duffy is around these days but I hasn’t seen Anukki in like forever. *cries a little*
Happe burfday, lcb! {{{{lcb}}}}} Mai u hab menny happee burfdays!
I has missded Uz.
Has a happeh birfdai, k..
Bai, I has to go nowz
Ohai U maeded it. U can haz teh whack at Ur pinnygigyata up teh fred? Ai had it maed speshul fur U wif lawts uf glitturs and shinee fings!
omaigudness, how did tehy getted left off ob teh burfday list?
heers a extry swish ob teh burfday wand for duffy an anukki!
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*hugs KCT and 2K*
Happee happee burfai tu une a dah nysist cheezfrenz, LCB!!!!
*hugs JAJEH* Thx! Has been a grate day!
jusst mayde it 2 teh partey
*puff, puff, pant, pant*
Happeh bUrfday, LCB!
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O hai LCB and Duffy an Anukki! Happy birfdai!!!! Yes, Anukki haz bin missin fur lawng tiem. Hoep shez okai.
O hai! I was remembering our Zoo Cheezmeet just about a year ago. Was teh fun!
Happy belated birthday LCB!
Oooooppss! Ai jus gawt shreddeded! Maaahhhmmm, bring meh sum bandijs!
Heer ooze dis goosie tape — eet fixes eberyfink — iz strongerer dan jest ducky tape …
I halps you — rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap (I lerned dis frum da Cween yes turr dai) rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap … Oh yea — an I cuts hole bai yer nosey ose sew you kin breef.
Der — naw yer shreds are awl bak togeffer and whenz de heeled we well unrapify you … we MAY needz ta soaksoaksaoksoaksoak you furst — you nosezx ta loooosen ups dat tape …. *haz a lettol worry*
Bakks up teh hamulans Wif teh blinkee lites adn teh LOWD sireens. Scoops KCT up in the baskit littur. Puts Hur inna bak wif teh free YNG Fyre/Reskew mans.
Dribes awf tu fined teh Dr tinycat.
Whut KCT bee needin wif Dr. TinyCat?? I fixified awl da shredded plases…. Dey awl de tapetapetaped down!! *Nods* yep — all tapeded bak togeffer…
*KCT mufflols an mummblols* Fnk u fer tping meh. Cnatawk 2 guds. Did sumbuddy put ayr holes? *weeeez chokes weeeeez choke*
Yep — you gots air holes!! *nods* yep i did a gud job — I watched da cween yesturrdai wen she tapified SunnyHuckle –
*whispurrs *
Aifinkso she just wants tu be inna back alone wif the fyre/reskew manz.
*T H U D* *opins wun eye an sez cawl fyrmans plzkthx* thuds bak.
I nawt surez how much funz wun kin hab wif a fyremenz wen yer hole body is tapified wif Goosie tape … Maybee it bee funz ta had the fyremenz take da tapee off????
*KCT mumblols* Aifinkso! Let teh fyremans untaype meh! HALP!
dat breengs an hole gnu meenin tu strrrrrrip teas
Shud dey takes da taype off slow or fast?? Iffin dey doo eet fast den she gits hole body hare remoobal – nawt haffta shabe furr a LONG tyme …
*taps chinny chin chin* Ifinkso dat i seez a problem wif awl dat tape … It didid putt awl da shreds bak togeffer — butt i kno no howz eet awl gunna cumz off wif out re-shredifin.. Iz gunna haf ta talks to da Cween aboot her reezunin when she superduper tapified SunnyHuckle.
I fought it wuz a gud ideer, butt naw i nawt sew shur …
*Haz a worried about KCT* *Shruggs* — Oh well, sheez in da hands ub FYREMENZ, sew kin nawt bee AWL badz …
*KCT rolsrolsrolsrols awai* Ai nawt thot abowt tayking teh taype awf! *rolsrolsrols skoochesskoochesskooches* Dis will hert! Ai nawt liek hert! *shuddes an whimpers hoogly*
*Gentlee piks KCT upz offa da ground and dumps herz inna vat ub goosie tape remoober* …. HMMMMM…
*reeches inna da vat an lifts her hed abubb da likwid – stiks a snorkle onna her fase*
Der you soak furr a beet, den da tape well cumsa off eezzee peezzee
*turns onna da heet and da jets to gib KCT a hot tun expeereeance*
Hrm – a hot tub — nawt a hot tun —
You okay der KCT — iz nawt too hawt iz it????
hmm….wuts dis buttun awm mai monitur seys ‘degoose’ due ai wunnur?
*pokes degoose buttun*
wuurrmzzz…wuuurmmphh….an poof!
*goosie taip fawls awf KCT lyke majiks*
YEA!!!!
Coming to teh second party, a well-built man in tight jeans, a sleeveless shirt showing off his biceps, wif guitar, and backed by a great saxophone player, takes the stage.
For you, lcb, he shouts, and begins to play:
In the day she sweats it out in the cubes of a bureaucrats office scream
At night she she runs through mansions of glory living out larcenous dreams
Sprung frum cubicles out into teh nigh
black-masked, lock -picked and stepping out over alarms
Well, this cat lifts the sparklees from your neck
from your pockets, or secret spots
she gets them out; it’s so surreal
Cause cats like her, baby she was born to steal.
lcb, let me in, I wanna learn your tricks,
I wanna guard you while you thieve.
Just show your lockpicks; take this velvet tray
the tray for gleaming diamonds
Together, we could crack this safe
and then play til we drop and never put anything back.
Will you rob with me out in burbs?
cause lcb, I’m just a lonely burgler
but I gotta know how it feels
I gotta know if theft is wild, I wanna know if theft is real.
Beyond teh fountain rabid weasels scream down JCH4K boulevard
guniness piggehs root through pork scratching bags,
and Mick tries to look so hard
D’Beaker Lab rises bold and stark
Cheesepeeps wander around in their lols
I wanna rob with you, lcb, on the streets tonight
in an everlasting theft.
The prisons are jammed wif broken burglars who lost their last power drive
But out on the streets lcb reigns free, cause she will always thrive
lcb, you’ll enjoy the freedom of the streets
with diamonds silver gold of good carots
Someday, lcb, I don’t know when we’ll get to that place
where the shiny things all sparkle in the sun
But til then, cats like us, baby we were born to steal.
He looks and sounds a liddlol like dis:
hear on ICHC?????????
oh mai………… *faint* THUD
*flags towel at willy boy* willy boy, willy boy, breef! U OK?
SKWEEEE!!!!! *swoons*
*flags anudder towel at mezzomom* mezzomom, u breef too! HALP! Sumbuddy cawl teh fyremans! Butt keep wun foar meh!
O hai, booklion! {{{{{booklion}}}}} Ai saw a hugh manatee da uvver dai! Gud pikshur too!
ohai, KCT! Ize glad teh manatee swimmed ober to you!
{{{{{KCT}}}}}
Fank u! He is gud luking Manatee! Sind a hunkahunka dat Cattails saw in her pikshur…nawt teh uvver…teh hunkahunkas uv bernin lub!
Okay…when I goze back to Floridia in November, I sends you teh surfing YNG’s!
WHEEEEE! FANK U!!! Dansdandansdans! Duznt tayke mush to maek meh happeetayled enny moar! WHEEEEEEEEE!!! Ai luk foar it wif mai Hugh Manatee!
*flicks bic*
BRU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-CE!
BO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-KLION!
now will U beez dancing in deh dark?
Is that teh same as dansing like a dork?
If so, then “yes”.
clappity clappity clappity X ebelbenty!! wow, taht wuz awsum!!
tehr haz been so much awsum myoozik today, i hope it all gets immortalized at teh Cheez Town Cryer!
*waykes up frum a swoon*
*clappity-clappity, clappity, clapptt,,,,,,, wiff LM.*
Book Lion eye wuz passt out frum teh awesum ob yore poemetry and teh singer yoo sint!
bravo!
Innermeedyet skool sebbenf grayd pikshur!
Heh, this is pretty much the reaction i get from my Tonya-kitteh every time i have to put her into or get her out of her carrier.
Lubbed ur kitteh foetoes, speshlee doze ub kittehs at non-stop ackshun age. Laike “surprise, ai wazinda box!” boffe fawl daun laffin an tusslin.
*kimkiwi runs in, owt of breff and vairy laet, kursing teh tiem diffrins*
Happitayle burfday LCB. Ai brings yew sordid nooziland giftees. Lemme see, ai haz sum greenstoen joolree, sum shinee pavlova wib slysis of kiwifroot nd stroarberrie on tawp, sum nooziland kandee (minties, pineappil lumps nd jaffas) nd bottils of vairy gud nooziland whine.
Nd ai orlso has teh bigbig burfday snorgils frum me, Buddy nd Ophelia.
Thx! Curse teh time zones if u must, but as it happened u were one of teh very first AND teh vry last to send teh birfday wishes. How u does that?
*tries not to think too hard about such things and noms teh goodies and admires teh shinys insted*
*pops outta thyme warp*
Ohai, LCB!
hoppy burfday wishes 2 yoo agin!
Nice Teeth!!
good point!!
Well Basement cat needs to see the hairdresser cause it looks like he’s getting a bit old.
Dis may Met’lface!
It looks like a werewolf, not a kitteh!