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conga ratz agin anni – leedin an fibe wai tye dis tiem
Thx!
Itz Conga Ratz, the Movie!
kwit rattlin teh candee paypur!
Hoo didn’t tern off dere celfone?
shut dat kid up!
unless ya wanna rectal reading wiffdat straw…….quit squeekin’ it in yer cup.
*shrugs*
I’ve had this one directed at me before.
SSSSSLLLLLUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPP!!!!! Xkuze Mii — Kin I gets bai? i needz a refillz onna mi Pop!
Down In Front!
deed yu bringz da pawp korn?
I can has milkduds?
ju-jubez!
[flicks yello jujubee at jk2k]
[pretends tew be luking at watch]
I wans DOTS!!! Binks NC66 onna bak ub heem hed. *wisols an luks at da seeling*
It’sa scarry movie!
Ooh! izz taht Awlfurrd Hytchamacok moobee Teh Burdz! … adn suddenlee ai has teh hungree!
Sit Down! Some ob us r “trien” to wach da movie!
Ai’ve scene dis wun before N-E-way.
[points]
He dies in teh end.
It wuz teh buttler hoo dun it
Verbal IZ Keyser Söze
Rosebud’s the sled.
She hazzn identcal twin.
She’z a Dood! (Crying Game Spoiled Forever!)
Teh buk wuz mush betteh.
Ai ax shull E fot dat Teh Basement Cat Tears Pawda wuz bedder as mobie. Lyked teh Nding bedder.
OOoooooOO! It’s ET!!
Jesh!
Dum dem dum
DA
dum — dis wun alwaiz hard tu get rite pich.
*Cell phone goes off* “Ooops, sry” :rolls:
Wuzint dat foar ET?? Hiis spowz tu foan hoam …
Attention ebryone: Plz to be leebin all cellphones on in case it’s fer ET.
It a skaree film
Called ‘Baff Day’
iz dublol feechure – “Baff Dai” nawt sekkund fallowed bai “Trip Tu VET!”
kurtosea ob Blak Kat Produkshins, Ink.
Its scaree scenes include
Alabaster Wash Basin
Bathtubz of Terror
Clean Kitteh-victims!
Doggies that actually enjoy getting wet
E…
Earlie moarnin baffs
Flee baff
Git meh ouddah hear
I….
H…
Ebbrykitteh in teh Tub
Feer uv Foam adn Bubblols
Geddowda teh Synk
Halpz! Hoomin Wif Shammypooh Bottlol!
I …
Immersed 2: yer next
Jumpin’ outta da tub
Kleer Waddur…….yer cannot hide!
L…
Lather of DOOM!
Massages wif teh hot-oil treatments
New Kitteh smell
Oversized absorbent terry towels in PAISLEY PATTERN!
Q…
Quenched: Where did the love go? (oops…….that’s a doggie movie)
Revenge of the Soaked and Sudsed
Soaked and Sudsed
Tsunami!!!, Dropped inna deep end.
U…
Qwiklee flee da baffrum wyle wett
Rais aroun da haus gettin waddur ebbryware
Streek owt da bak doar
Tu da klosest durt………role, role, role awl roun
U….
U aawl haz teh foneez!
Unbare able wetniss
Verri damp kittehs
Wy iz wii haz tu be wet?
X
Xtra long bath, tiem of..
You ARE going in the tub, hoomans guide to kitteh baffs
ZzzzZZzz – when hooman gave up the baff – akshulleh a comedy…
Yay!
The Kitty Karrier ov Khaos
Verrah Vile Visitin’ Vivicectionist Vet
*Nervously kicks da back ob willy boy’z chair* “ka klunck ka klunck……………………………………………………………………………
*gibs peejay durdy luk ober showldur*
muttur…….stoopie kyds………grumblol
“ka klunk ka klunk ka klunk……………………………………………”
[flicks jujubee at pj]
[acts innocent]
*williboi klosez eiys n holdz breff*
*reaches into cargo pocket of work pants*
*pulls out roll of Gaff Tape*
RRRRRRRPPPPP
*pulls 2 foot strip out*
*looks pointedly at the chair kikker*
*luks ober showldur inna berri snootea phashun wif razed eibrauw*
snerk
STN
*stiks owt tung*
[flicks reb jujubee at dan]
[pretendz tew bii staring at the screen] ♪whistle♪
*grabs jujubee outta the air*
*licks it………and flicks it back*
[NC ducks and wet jujubee hits willy boy in the foarhed and sticks]
OMG!!!!
*williboi terns roun an trows pepsea awl ober peejay*
Quick – be kwiet!
I see theater usher coming wif teh red flashy lite!
*williboi luks strate ahed, awl innoscents*
Halp! I hazza sticky an it’s icky! *Yells “fire” ina crowded feater*
[panic ensues]
[NC loots teh snack bar]
[makes obscene shadow puppets awn the screen]
uh peejay……..arnt yew onna flore wif leggs dat doan wurk?
an da peepsea an jujubes haz formud an stikiniss onna flore strawngur den da LaBrea Tar Pits………..
yew shure yu wantz tu yel fier……jus askin?
Well, I hab chewd my way throo da leg tape and hab eeten all da sticky jujubees…than q fer askin…
*gibs willy boy a huge (sticky) hug*
*sigh*
wil nawt bee wearin dis lubly deap purplol drez animoar….
iz roond… *sob*
*triez tu flea butt getz hie heals stuk inna floregoop*
dam, damgosh dangit!just use the sticky and attach deep purple and black sequins to it
In my line of work, we call such things “Artistic Statements”
*stage whispers* “who wares formalware to da moovies?”
*piks upp seekwens an ottur shiney fings awf da flore*
*tachez dems tu purplol drez*
ooh dats berri sparkloly an shiney
*stans beehin mobieushur an remoobes drez*
*bonks ushur onna hed wif hims flashlite wen him peeks*
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steelsborrowes hims koat**hangz da sparkloly n shiny drez onna hangur*
ohai LCB! ai furgawt tu gibes yu wun obs yur burfdai prezzies!
It’s frum me too!
Are these kittes old enuf for teh moovee?
Is rated PK!!!11!
Mmmmm jujubees! nomnomnom. *tries to get up to get more jujubees* *legs don’t werk* *thud*
YAY! ET owr faborite!
Ebree adn teihr buddee … has a SHUUUSH! – heer kumz teh maytron wif teh flashedylite – adn shih wyl frow allus owtz if’n wih noe shaddup … foar a sekkund, enne waiz
Beeg Lawng Chayr Kittehz
gets reddee 2 seez ‘Fritz T3h
Cat’. habz lawtz CatzNip!
Beeg Kawng Chayr Kittehz
den watch ‘Amminull Plannitt’
andz ‘MeerCatz Mannurr’
Beeg Lawn Chayr Kittehz
willz beez Nippt andz Shuugurr Rusht.
Playz awllll froo t3h Nyte!
Jack.
dey awl snuk een een teh trunk, aifinkso!
dang! ai missd awl teh fun eet wurk tudai. shudda wurkd (ha!) frum hoym tudae.
hapi burfdae, LCB!!!
2 Infinity and Beyond!!!
Awww i shooda not had that katnip beefor i watched dis!!
Try C N teh Alion aftur sum nip. Nawt Wanted, butt (!!)….
i is glad i bott candees frum wallmart an snuk dems in. faive dollur boks of woppur candies at moobee theeter? do not want!