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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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OH NOSE!!!!!
mmmmrrrrrrrr FFFFTTTTTT!!!!!! (not at yu, ai’m sur yur jus vry naise)
sooo cuuuute!1!!1
Ohai!!!! Misses yu!
My reaction eggaktlee!!!!
*does a little jig while holding CHRGWDOI on tightly*
mmmmm- splortalicius bebe!
AIEEE!!!
Run!! Run fur yur Lifez!!!!
Ai has a tinies tinies fierce!!!!
And a BIG BIG cyuoot!!
Dropt inn tu see hao menny splorts wud bee cawsed.
Ai wud bet iz hi est nummer ever!
bery bery kyoot!
shuldnt tehr be a law aginst taht much kyoot? iz a danjur to evreewun!
Teh efnen cheezlan wedda repourt – heffy SPLORT warnun! Small cat advicerree!
Tew late! Awl teh teenee tinee pin… *SPLORT*
O noes!!! nissi iz down! adn ai don noe hauw tu drife teh CCC!!!
*dilez 911 wiel keepun goggiez aowt awf teh SPLORTud braynes*
nefa en ambyulens aroune wen yu nede eet!
maybe yu shud try dialing 999 fur the TTI CCC??
Ai iz remembered ov calls bai ackcitent in RLS, when callz frum office (dial 9 for outside line) to the office/customers in India wood nawt cawl India butt(!) 911 emerjencee insted. Iz artickle on many waiz to mizdile the emergencee numbrs.
htt p://www.911dispatch.com/911/911_misdials.html
OKai…letz sii wot dis mannuel sez…
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
Swepe awup nissi’s braynes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed nissi to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oh, gud job, catena! Will nebber fergit my first splort repair! Was terrifying!
Yay!! Great job! I fergot to put da braynes back on my nawt second recobbery effort.
on mai nawt sekond splort repair, ai rinsed da branes in dirty puddle of water. Since then ai has noticed a tendency fur dat purson to vsit da nawwty barn. (dis is frum da “dirty” thots).
Catena yu did a very purrfesshunal job, YAY
One time I gotted a splort recubbery; butt((!!)) I haddent splorted.
Hey, Sunnyhuckle, waz dat you?
Thanks catena! It wuz a verree professinal job. Ai’m much betteh now. Ai think ai’ll stay in teh lownge adn nom mah choklit until mah protectif goggles arrive.
Au wuz gladd wenn teh recubbery began Ncludin sum wai tu cleanz teh brainz after they sploshed all ober.
*catena een korner pukun….swepen awp braynez bii beeg yukkee!!!*
*Holds catena’s hare back*
ai begg yur parden! derez noe hayr awn mai bak!!!
Dere won’t be any on mine either, after sumbuddy peels off all this dukky tape!
Tudai Ai redded about teh e. coli in teh hamburgrs,
and whut kne “meet” they uses.
An wuz at lonch tyme tu!
Wuz all moast “splousch!”
U haz lerned frum very gud teecher!
An Annipuss nawt even dribes in real (?) lyfe.
W-2, WD40, April 15, speedos,
??
Tax forms and other pleh stuff…to fite off da splort reflex.
It’s lyke wen u can’t stawp laffin in church. Concentrate on somfing really horribley sad.
ooh…rite! butt(!) ai lyk WD-40!!!
I ment da tax form nawt da oily skweekie stawper.
pleis tu hep – nissi SPLORTud abuff, adn ai kent drife teh CCC!
You can do it! Must learn naw or nissi’s a gonner!
Juss do yer best; I’ll bw there to halp…(make fun of) you.
teh 1040? teh W4?
In poker, da Jack-4 starting hand is called a “flat tire”
Wats a Jack-4?
aisez adn atez ar teh ded mannz haynd…nefa hurd awf teh flat tiyr, bawt datz ufny.
I finx ders a name fer all da startin hands.
A pair ob aces…weapons of mass destruxion
Kings…cowboys
Qweens…Seigfried and Roy
Raaaaaaaaawr!! :3
ooh, yoo iz *giggle hee hee* very feerse, kitteh!
arrrggg………….. the cute is getting to meh
hang on… *hands amandakat a chrg an a extry-super roll ob dukkie tape*
Oh noes!
Must.
Resist.
The kyoot.
Must.
Resist.
Urj tu splort.
Must nawt lukk at tynee bebbeh tow padders.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sploooooooooooooooooooort.
Mission has failed. Tynee Bebbeh (TM) has reached heart and cannot be disengaged. Resistance is futile.
ohnoes…….
*fwipfwipfwip*
*deploys b0rg enhance’d tendrils to tie up crayneeyum area tilll halp from CCC arribes*
Onoes! adn nissi SPLORTud awptred, tu!
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
Swepe awup rattipuss’ braynes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed rattipuss to teh splort recubbery lownj (moofz nissi ova) and wrap inna floofy blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
hoyp ai ddnt meex sum awf nissi’s braynez een wif ratti’s…
Yer a natural, kid. Keep an eye on Darrkwolff…You mite get another chance.
Behold the Tiny Talons of Terror!!! (and the cyoot speckly tummy Spl…orrrr.ttt
Iz layte, butt mebbe bedder dan neber?
Ai borrows teh tek nik uv the Cween!!
Weee wooooo, weee woooo!!!
CCC kumming frew!!!!
sweeping up deh braynez
wipe deh braynez off deh keeboard
Wipe dem braynez off deh monitor.
skupify up awl deh gathered up braynez
tuk, tuk, tuk, dem awl bak intu deh braynial kabity.
Pat awl deh brayn bonez bak intu place.
Apply CHRG (wif doi) — dis wun haz pixorz uv puppyz on it.
Adn heer b a floofee puppy blankee tu snugglol in.
I fin u luk like u kud using a nice sparklee drink.
Adn heerz a chokklit posssum tu nomming.
u b safe now, just don’t lukking at deh kitty pixor till u b awl rekupperat
Kitteh getz himz fierce on, if u be tickolin himz piggie toes.
yoo know, thoze piggie toze prolly haz sum sharpie liddle poynty endz!
fine tuning blooness
U b missing a hyphen….
u haz … pictures-byAmandakat51
shud b pictures-by-Amandakat51
oopz. skratch dat. try
pictures-by-Amandakat
Oh noes! Teh pinky toe padz! Bebbeeh kitteh has kyoot n feerse!
pinkeepinkeetoepads!!
*caperprancecaper*
pinkiepinkietoepads!!!!
an liddlol pinkiepinkiefurrybellie….
>joyns yooneek in dans<
pinkee pinkee tow pads!
pinkee pinkee tummeee!
liddel eers wif a feerse on!
caper caper prans hop hop hop jig jig tows owt tows inn
tah day!
errrr
tah dah!
Him say: “Doan tuch mah feetz!!!!”
But…but…I wants to be tuchin teh feets! Iz tew kyoot!
“tickle tickle”
Whew! Gud ting teh firemenz left sum supplies behind when transported teh Tr0ll! Kwixkly applies dubble strenth chrg(wdoi) to self an ducky tayps. Gotta lubs dose firemans!
*refrains wif a mighty effort frum stikking tung owt at cween. Smiles sweetly instead*
U shur u gotz nuff dukkee taype dere?? Lemmee check.
Nope, ifinso u missinged a spot. I halp u.
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, *rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, *rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap.
*makez small hole fur SH tu breething thru
Dhere, datz much bedder!! now u won’t splorting.
ooo – iz SH gunna be a mummie fur Halloween??
gud kostuum!!!
I finso, shii lukz berry fetching!!
hmmmm….
Plz tu fetching mii deh remote kuntrol.
Plz tu fetching mii a sody pop.
Plz tu fetching mii a book tu reed.
*chews thru a liddle more*
You covered up my “verry shiney and verry sparkly foundation garmints” wit awl dat dukky tayp. I moast sincerely hope that LCB IS NAWT AROUND because she MAY BE TEMPTED to PEEL OFF awl the dukky tayp to be stealifying my verry sparkly, very shiney, foundation garments!
Mrfffmrf *chew tru enuff to speak*
Ohai, my cween.
*looks verrry innocent*
*although teh innocence is difficult to discern under awl taht dukky tape*
Was only trying to be conserving resources, in case of other splorts!
Srsly!
That babee need lotza cheezburgers. And kitteh milkz. Body too bitteh for head.
Oh my goodness — JAZZ PAW ATTACK!
ooh, i lubs taht liddle fuzzy bebbeh belleh!!
Oh Yes!! It b sew kewt I want tu leen ober and gently blow deh liddlol floofee belleh furz!! Pooooof!!
Oh cween peas tu nawt get tu close tu keyoot tummy wif yur nose. Ifinkso teh babeh might try tew scratch wif hims teeny tiny pointy ends. Yu know dats gonna hurt!
But ifinso, it may b werf it!!
It mite be, my cween. Would you please to be rollin me ober dere by teh pointy enz? LCB does nawt seem to be around. I may be able to blow enuff to get a bit of this tayp skratched off!
Oh dat sowndz like fun!!
*rolly, rollee, rolly, rolly*
Dhere ya go!!
Uh-oh. bedder be makin taht hole bigger fast! Dere is worse tings than splorts!
Bebbeh Kittehhz amz
hawrd~wyred 2 surbybe. Nawt 2
well traynz awn ‘How?’ partz
Bebbeh Kitteh goez
2 Deefenss Moad Wun. Showeeng
awfz hurz Poyntee Endz
Bebbeh Kitteh coodz
goez 2 Deefenss Moad Too. Witch
addz showeeng ubz Teef
Bebbeh Kitteh wawntz
2 gibz awff Mytee Roar andz
skayrz away Hewmin!
Jack.
*faintz in frite frum deh Mytee Raor*
Clappity clappity! Ai fink u haz summed it awl up!
*wans tu noe abawt deefenss moad tree…*
Dats teh wun u hide behind win u izza skeered! *snerk*
Ohai, catena!
Bebbeh Deefenss Moad
Free meenz awwl pawzez Poyntee
Endz owtz andz reddee!
Bebbeh Deefenss Moad
Foar meenz awll Kitteh pawzez
foakuss awn wun spawt
Bebbeh Deefenss Moad
Fybe meenz Bebbeh Kitteh goez
awn t3h Oafennsibb!!!
Jack.
Fankee, jack, but finds myself unable to klappity tonite.
awnlee coz herz awl ducky taypd awp!
**luuks at bebbeh kitteh**
Oh cwap….
.
.
**hangz awn to CHRG, hopin it holdz**
Hang awn! Think—clogged toilet–goggy poop in yard—–rotten eggs.
RAWR. I scare u naow ok?
eep!! i’m *giggle* reelly REELLY *giggle hee hee* skared!! *giggle giggle giggle*
“doan mess wit teh cween” dey says.
“but, but, she is SO NICE!” ai says.
“doan mess wit teh cween” dey says.
“but, but, she is so secure an soffisticated, shurly she can take a liddle teasing” ai says.
“doan mess wit teh cween” dey says.
“mrphmphrmrph” ai says!
But I wuz just halpifying u!!
An ai noaw haz a deeper appreciation for yer kindness an halp, my gracious, loving an FORGIVING cween! Ai am juss gessin, but I am finkin taht if you grabs teh end of taht dukky tayp and yanks reel hard an fast, you culd haf a bunch more fun wachin me UNWIND! Um, Please?
*gitz owt majiklol bonkifying stik*
BONK!!
*(Deh dukkee tayp unwinderingz berry berry fast.
*Sunnyhucklol spinz wildlee rownd in Sir Kulz.
*Sir Kulz gitz cornfuzzloled by deh spinning sunnyhucklol
*Sir Kulz grabz deh spinning sunnyhucklol
*adn frowz hur in deh dungeun.
Uh,……sunnyhuckle,…….uh,…..ai doant fink we haz met………but(!)…….um, uh,……maybe ai’ll introduce mineself………um, sum ofer time. Maaaaybe win yur nawt sew bizy. kthnxby
Um, yoo may not want tew be assoshiating wif me until I figgers out how too be mending this rif wid teh cween!
I’m not deh wun hoo frew u inna dungeun.
Dat wuz Sur Kulz. I haz no kuntrol ober him.
But if u wantz owt uv deh dungeun, awl u haz tu due iz say so. I fink i kin bonking u agin adn git u owt.
*Majiklol Bonkifying stik glowz a lubblee shade uv green.
Halp! 2minions, is you here yet? I duzzn’t want you too be piss-off-ifying teh cween, but…but…maybe she likes you bedder than me right now an would let yer minions interceed! 2MINIONS!!!!!
PLEEZ BE 2 HALPIN.
Ai am so, so sorry, mai cween. It may be, taht, well, ai haz herd a roomer, taht teh firemens made a CALENDER to help to be raisin munnies fer teh food bank, wen they is not on teh corner with their boots out, and, it may be, that the roomer I herd, said sumfing about teh fireman not being entirely wearing awl their…um…fire gear…in teh calendar…and it may be,my cween, taht since they know I voted for teh new fire truck, that they may have a copy around, an, you no, Utah is nawt taht far away…I cud maybe be tew mailing you taht calendar, taht iz, ifn ai was naw in a dungeon…
hmmmm……fyremenz….
*sunny wisely shuts up an wates*
Oh pweas sunyyhuckle, allow me tu helpify u wif yur problems. Jush send teh firemens calendar tu me an ai will b shur tew send it tu our wunnermus an awl knowing cween. (sooner oar layter! Bwhaaahahaha!) < evil laff fallowed by sqeeeek of mail box lid opening tu b checked.
*laffin too hard to halp*
O grate, a fren in ebbery corner! Please, my cween, tink of teh huge manatee! Dobby, Toejam an Oddity are awl in teh kitchen waitin fer there gushifuds, which ai cannot be gettin from teh dunjon!
O plees, myty Cween JM, yur Jamesty, yur Royal Hineyness…
O plees furgib Sunnyhuckle becus seh didnt rly meen it an sehs rly sowry. Plees?
An iffn seh sends yu a firemens calendar maybe I can has wun iffn seh finks I ask yu nice enuf.
An sehs callin me on teh sekrit Basement Phone an askin me to intervene an she an I bofe has to go to stoopy pleh werk in teh mornin an we wishes we cud liv in RV liek yu an nawt go to stoopy pleh werk an…Ifinkso I lose teh fred ov teh argumint here…
Plees?
*sunny, agin wisely, shuts her undukktaped mouf, eyes teh bonkifying stick, an waits*
*Waivez majiklol bonkifying stik!
*Cweenfettiiz fly ebbrewair
ᴥ ᵊ ᵕ ₯ ᶞ ₫ ⌂ ◦ ɱ ʤ Ð ☼ ⱷ ╘ ∩ ○ Ω ● ▫ ▒ ﬠ ﻙ Ҽ ѹ ӿͦ ǃ ¶ °Ƙ «Ɯ Ѓ Άʥ Ⱥ Ȣ Ƙǃ Ƨ Ω ● ▫ ▒ ♯ ☺ ┬ ∂ ₵ § קּ ₰ ⅍ ﭿ Ҽ ѹ ӿͦ Ѓ Ά ʥ Ⱥ Ȣ Ƙ Ƨ ﮡ ◄ ▓ ɱ ʤ Ð & § ╘ ∩ קּ ☼ ῢ ₣ ← √ Dz ƕ Ƨ £ ~ ª » ¿ † ῷ ѭ ẍ ἀ گ ٫ ض ۩ Ω ж & Ɽ ┴ ◘ ٯ ᴉ Ϥ ϫ њ ƒ ☼
*resetz bonkifying stick
*waivez it agin
BONK!!!
*sunnyhukklol emergez frum deh dungeun
*wif awl hur furrz intact.
Yay!! All hayl teh Grate an Powerfloof Cween!!!
Teh cween an I (an luvmeece tu) can still has fyremen calendars, rite, Sunnyhuckle?
Witebeare here agin, an pleez to nawt ask anny moar kwestions, because bowncing my butt on dis keyboard is NAWT my idee uv a gud time! Will poke sunny bout those (ouch) calendars later) ouch!
Fankee, my grashus cween an 2minions! Ai haz truly lernt mai lesson. Ai will never refrain from sticking tung out at cween again…oops, ai mean…I will look into taht calendar firs ting in teh a.m.
Sorry, Baron. Wuz false alarum. Iz handled, aifinkso. Whew.
*sunny runs like teh devil iz awn her heels…*
*Gailee waivez!
Bai-bai!!!!
oh, that’ll help a lot…
LOL!
Want to snorglol itty bitty belly…. :<
Ifn yer talkin bout MINE, culd you pleez be to peelin off sum dukky tayp so as to be able to REACH my itty bitty belly?
*tendrils tikkul teeny tiny belly*
But ifn I do dat, off wud come awl yer fur too. :<
sigh*
Takes disposable razors of teh grocery list.
Hey, you saved a monies! Dere’s a upside!
snerk!!
Most precious EVER!!
Baron von White Bear! Where teh heck are you? Ai needs halp! Ai no yoo duz not hax fingers! Bownce taht liddle wite butt on teh keyboard and DO Somfing!
Hey der Sunnyhuckle — wut u doo doo too pissy off da cween??? I gladz da you gots out da dungeeonion wif yer furr all awn
But, but, but, i wuz not pissyed…. I wuz just halpifying sunny wif deh splort prevenshunz…..
Srsly? Is ICHC just trying to see how many splortz dey can cauz in a day? ‘Cuz dis ittie bitty kitteh is teh daffynition of de CYOOT!
Pinkie toes! PINKIE BELLIE! And wee bitty fierceness!
OH NOES!!! *runs off with paw slapped teh de side of head* I iz leakin!!!
Duz yu needs teh CCC?
I haz sum moar dukky tayp….
No, I tink I can makes it wiffout teh CCC. But I won’t say no to moar dukky tayp…bettr safe and nawt sorry!
Fank you cweenmj and 2minions!
yore fine…thas a good ting…
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap.
*makez small hole fur jords tu breething thru
Dhere, now u won’t splorting!!!
Ooo, fank you! Ais berri much moar secure now! Nawt so secure to look at teh kitteh, but maybe a glance or two??
Dis kitteh is a dangerus minion of teh Cyoot, from teh Cyoot empire of CyootiePatootie.
Um, dis iz teh Baron, speekifying fer Sunny, woo is far, far away by naow. She says fankee fur awl teh halp, an will see yoo later, an ai hopez she appreshiates how hard it IZ too be bouncing my “liddle wite butt” on this non-ergonomic keyboard! Gud ting I (ouch) lubs her!
Baron – ohai, an pweas tu tell Sunny we hopefully meet sumudder day.
And abowt those calendars………
whyle u waiting fur deh calendar tu arriving…… luk heer.
oar heer.
And now I go tu watching Sean in deh Hunt fur Red October…..
droool….
*hassa urj tu dayl 9elebenty*
ƕ ?
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Weee wooooo, weee woooo!!!
CCC kumming frew!!!!
.
sweeping up deh braynez
wipe deh braynez off deh keeboard
Wipe dem braynez off deh monitor.
skupify up awl deh gathered up braynez
tuk, tuk, tuk, dem awl bak intu deh braynial kabity.
Pat awl deh brayn bonez bak intu place.
Apply CHRG (wif doi) — dis wun haz pixorz uv puppyz on it.
Adn heer b a floofee puppy blankee tu snugglol in.
I fin u luk like u kud using a nice sparklee drink.
Adn heerz a chokklit posssum tu nomming.
u b safe now, just don’t lukking at deh kitty pixor till u b awl rekupperated.
Thank u Cween!
Saunters in ♪♫ La La La ♪♫
OH CARP!!!!1!! – *THUD*
[reechez up tew D.R. and holds her hand]
*weakly* Hang awn D.R. we’re gonna maik eet
[luks again at lol] *BLARRRGH!*
*slidez down fred tu nc66
.
Wheeeeee!!!! deh slidee pole b funz!!
.
Sweeping up deh nc66 braynez….
sweeep sweeep swwweeeeeeeeeep.
tukking dem intu ur hed awl nice and neet….
well, mebbe not so neet, but dey awl b in dere.
I think awl…. mebbeee most….
ya, most uv deh braynez b bak in ur hed.
*pullz on deh CHRG wif pixorz uv sealionz*
tug, tug, tug.
Haz a chokklit martoonee and a chokklit possum adn rest a bit snugglolled in dis lubblee floofee blankee. U b bedder soon.
Oh fanky yor majesty.
[snugglez intew floofee blankee]
[sips chikklit martoonee]
Dat wun cawt meh totally bai sirprize.
Ai fink ai need tew find inane drama
awn TeeBee tew cownteract teh cyoot.
*click click click clickityclick* Ooooh Desperate Howzwivez. Perfect!
i like your pumpkin!
Ohai kafleen. Ai nawt scene yew inna while.
[scritches donkey's eerz]
Iz scayrwii mask, yes?
Adn ai kin maik pi wif it after halloween.
Okay
Thx
*Nocks D.R, an Nc66 in da hed* “Wake up an go to sleep!!”
Fanks ebbrywun, oh! an sorry bout awl da brains!
ohai – Rew II – I dinnot notis taht las nyte…congarats two ewe agin!
skweeeeeeee!
bebbeh feerse!
the most beautiful thing in the whole wide world
Werds fail…kitteh rulez
awww, its so tiny
*handz skaykin as ai hulds mai CHRG*
Ai dun’t knoes eef eet will huld! *springs leek*
oh snahp….
*Full-awn SPLORT*
*wayves hand frum undur teh desk* … halp…
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b bat tree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh splort biktimz braynez iz sukked up,
*kleened adn returnded 2 deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Bictim b rappt in floofee blankee,
*a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
Fank yew, mai cween! ai wuz wurried no wun wuld come bak heer!
o dat bebe iz soooo kewt. my hart iz melllllllltttiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn an now itz inna pyle . wut braynes???
Awwwww that cat is soooo cute!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so cute