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  1. pj perry says:

    OH NOSE!!!!!

  2. catena says:

    Teh efnen cheezlan wedda repourt – heffy SPLORT warnun! Small cat advicerree!

  3. pj perry says:

    W-2, WD40, April 15, speedos,

  4. Momose says:

    Raaaaaaaaawr!! :3

  5. Amandakat says:

    arrrggg………….. the cute is getting to meh

  6. Rattipuss says:

    Oh noes!

    Must.

    Resist.

    The kyoot.

    Must.

    Resist.

    Urj tu splort.

    Must nawt lukk at tynee bebbeh tow padders.

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    Sploooooooooooooooooooort.

    Mission has failed. Tynee Bebbeh (TM) has reached heart and cannot be disengaged. Resistance is futile.

    • mary0spockn says:

      ohnoes…….
      *fwipfwipfwip*
      *deploys b0rg enhance’d tendrils to tie up crayneeyum area tilll halp from CCC arribes*

    • catena says:

      Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC

      Swepe awup rattipuss’ braynes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
      *pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
      *fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
      *snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
      *Leed rattipuss to teh splort recubbery lownj (moofz nissi ova) and wrap inna floofy blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
      Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.

      • catena says:

        hoyp ai ddnt meex sum awf nissi’s braynez een wif ratti’s…

        • pj perry says:

          Yer a natural, kid. Keep an eye on Darrkwolff…You mite get another chance. :D

          • KimW says:

            Behold the Tiny Talons of Terror!!! (and the cyoot speckly tummy Spl…orrrr.ttt

            • Angelwaits says:

              Iz layte, butt mebbe bedder dan neber?
              Ai borrows teh tek nik uv the Cween!!

              Weee wooooo, weee woooo!!!
              CCC kumming frew!!!!

              sweeping up deh braynez
              wipe deh braynez off deh keeboard
              Wipe dem braynez off deh monitor.
              skupify up awl deh gathered up braynez
              tuk, tuk, tuk, dem awl bak intu deh braynial kabity.
              Pat awl deh brayn bonez bak intu place.
              Apply CHRG (wif doi) — dis wun haz pixorz uv puppyz on it.
              Adn heer b a floofee puppy blankee tu snugglol in.
              I fin u luk like u kud using a nice sparklee drink.
              Adn heerz a chokklit posssum tu nomming.
              u b safe now, just don’t lukking at deh kitty pixor till u b awl rekupperat

  7. pj perry says:

    Kitteh getz himz fierce on, if u be tickolin himz piggie toes.

  8. Amandakat says:

    fine tuning blooness

  9. Darrkwolff says:

    Oh noes! Teh pinky toe padz! Bebbeeh kitteh has kyoot n feerse!

  10. Him say: “Doan tuch mah feetz!!!!” :mad:

  11. sunnyhuckle says:

    Whew! Gud ting teh firemenz left sum supplies behind when transported teh Tr0ll! Kwixkly applies dubble strenth chrg(wdoi) to self an ducky tayps. Gotta lubs dose firemans!
    *refrains wif a mighty effort frum stikking tung owt at cween. Smiles sweetly instead*

    • cweenmj says:

      U shur u gotz nuff dukkee taype dere?? Lemmee check.
      Nope, ifinso u missinged a spot. I halp u.

      *rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, *rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, *rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap.

      *makez small hole fur SH tu breething thru

      Dhere, datz much bedder!! now u won’t splorting.

      • uniquekitty says:

        ooo – iz SH gunna be a mummie fur Halloween??
        gud kostuum!!!

        • cweenmj says:

          I finso, shii lukz berry fetching!!

          hmmmm….
          Plz tu fetching mii deh remote kuntrol.
          Plz tu fetching mii a sody pop.
          Plz tu fetching mii a book tu reed.

          • sunnyhuckle says:

            *chews thru a liddle more*
            You covered up my “verry shiney and verry sparkly foundation garmints” wit awl dat dukky tayp. I moast sincerely hope that LCB IS NAWT AROUND because she MAY BE TEMPTED to PEEL OFF awl the dukky tayp to be stealifying my verry sparkly, very shiney, foundation garments!

      • sunnyhuckle says:

        Mrfffmrf *chew tru enuff to speak*
        Ohai, my cween.
        *looks verrry innocent*
        *although teh innocence is difficult to discern under awl taht dukky tape*
        Was only trying to be conserving resources, in case of other splorts!
        Srsly!

  12. PatW says:

    That babee need lotza cheezburgers. And kitteh milkz. Body too bitteh for head.

  13. Oh my goodness — JAZZ PAW ATTACK!

  14. lunarmommy says:

    ooh, i lubs taht liddle fuzzy bebbeh belleh!!

  15. luvmeece says:

    Oh cween peas tu nawt get tu close tu keyoot tummy wif yur nose. Ifinkso teh babeh might try tew scratch wif hims teeny tiny pointy ends. Yu know dats gonna hurt!

  16. Jack Deth says:

    Bebbeh Kittehhz amz
    hawrd~wyred 2 surbybe. Nawt 2
    well traynz awn ‘How?’ partz

    Bebbeh Kitteh goez
    2 Deefenss Moad Wun. Showeeng
    awfz hurz Poyntee Endz

    Bebbeh Kitteh coodz
    goez 2 Deefenss Moad Too. Witch
    addz showeeng ubz Teef

    Bebbeh Kitteh wawntz
    2 gibz awff Mytee Roar andz
    skayrz away Hewmin! :-)

    Jack.

  17. rhsb says:

    **luuks at bebbeh kitteh**

    Oh cwap….
    .
    .
    **hangz awn to CHRG, hopin it holdz**

  18. Angel says:

    RAWR. I scare u naow ok?

  19. sunnyhuckle says:

    “doan mess wit teh cween” dey says.
    “but, but, she is SO NICE!” ai says.
    “doan mess wit teh cween” dey says.
    “but, but, she is so secure an soffisticated, shurly she can take a liddle teasing” ai says.
    “doan mess wit teh cween” dey says.
    “mrphmphrmrph” ai says!

    • cweenmj says:

      But I wuz just halpifying u!! ;)

      • sunnyhuckle says:

        An ai noaw haz a deeper appreciation for yer kindness an halp, my gracious, loving an FORGIVING cween! Ai am juss gessin, but I am finkin taht if you grabs teh end of taht dukky tayp and yanks reel hard an fast, you culd haf a bunch more fun wachin me UNWIND! Um, Please?

        • cweenmj says:

          *gitz owt majiklol bonkifying stik*
          BONK!!

          *(Deh dukkee tayp unwinderingz berry berry fast.
          *Sunnyhucklol spinz wildlee rownd in Sir Kulz.

          *Sir Kulz gitz cornfuzzloled by deh spinning sunnyhucklol
          *Sir Kulz grabz deh spinning sunnyhucklol
          *adn frowz hur in deh dungeun.

          • luvmeece says:

            Uh,……sunnyhuckle,…….uh,…..ai doant fink we haz met………but(!)…….um, uh,……maybe ai’ll introduce mineself………um, sum ofer time. Maaaaybe win yur nawt sew bizy. kthnxby

            • sunnyhuckle says:

              Um, yoo may not want tew be assoshiating wif me until I figgers out how too be mending this rif wid teh cween!

              • cweenmj says:

                I’m not deh wun hoo frew u inna dungeun.
                Dat wuz Sur Kulz. I haz no kuntrol ober him.

                But if u wantz owt uv deh dungeun, awl u haz tu due iz say so. I fink i kin bonking u agin adn git u owt.

                *Majiklol Bonkifying stik glowz a lubblee shade uv green.

          • sunnyhuckle says:

            Halp! 2minions, is you here yet? I duzzn’t want you too be piss-off-ifying teh cween, but…but…maybe she likes you bedder than me right now an would let yer minions interceed! 2MINIONS!!!!!
            PLEEZ BE 2 HALPIN.
            Ai am so, so sorry, mai cween. It may be, taht, well, ai haz herd a roomer, taht teh firemens made a CALENDER to help to be raisin munnies fer teh food bank, wen they is not on teh corner with their boots out, and, it may be, that the roomer I herd, said sumfing about teh fireman not being entirely wearing awl their…um…fire gear…in teh calendar…and it may be,my cween, taht since they know I voted for teh new fire truck, that they may have a copy around, an, you no, Utah is nawt taht far away…I cud maybe be tew mailing you taht calendar, taht iz, ifn ai was naw in a dungeon…

            • cweenmj says:

              hmmmm……fyremenz…. :D

            • luvmeece says:

              Oh pweas sunyyhuckle, allow me tu helpify u wif yur problems. Jush send teh firemens calendar tu me an ai will b shur tew send it tu our wunnermus an awl knowing cween. (sooner oar layter! Bwhaaahahaha!) < evil laff fallowed by sqeeeek of mail box lid opening tu b checked.

            • 2minions says:

              *laffin too hard to halp*

              • sunnyhuckle says:

                O grate, a fren in ebbery corner! Please, my cween, tink of teh huge manatee! Dobby, Toejam an Oddity are awl in teh kitchen waitin fer there gushifuds, which ai cannot be gettin from teh dunjon!

            • 2minions says:

              O plees, myty Cween JM, yur Jamesty, yur Royal Hineyness…

              O plees furgib Sunnyhuckle becus seh didnt rly meen it an sehs rly sowry. Plees?

              An iffn seh sends yu a firemens calendar maybe I can has wun iffn seh finks I ask yu nice enuf.

              An sehs callin me on teh sekrit Basement Phone an askin me to intervene an she an I bofe has to go to stoopy pleh werk in teh mornin an we wishes we cud liv in RV liek yu an nawt go to stoopy pleh werk an…Ifinkso I lose teh fred ov teh argumint here…

              Plees?

              • sunnyhuckle says:

                *sunny, agin wisely, shuts her undukktaped mouf, eyes teh bonkifying stick, an waits*

              • cweenmj says:

                *Waivez majiklol bonkifying stik!
                *Cweenfettiiz fly ebbrewair

                ᴥ ᵊ ᵕ ₯ ᶞ ₫ ⌂ ◦ ɱ ʤ Ð ☼ ⱷ ╘ ∩ ○ Ω ● ▫ ▒ ﬠ ﻙ Ҽ ѹ ӿͦ ǃ ¶ °Ƙ «Ɯ Ѓ Άʥ Ⱥ Ȣ Ƙǃ Ƨ Ω ● ▫ ▒ ♯ ☺ ┬ ∂ ₵ § קּ ₰ ⅍ ﭿ Ҽ ѹ ӿͦ Ѓ Ά ʥ Ⱥ Ȣ Ƙ Ƨ ﮡ ◄ ▓ ɱ ʤ Ð & § ╘ ∩ קּ ☼ ῢ ₣ ← √ Dz ƕ Ƨ £ ~ ª » ¿ † ῷ ѭ ẍ ἀ گ ٫ ض ۩ Ω ж & Ɽ ┴ ◘ ٯ ᴉ Ϥ ϫ њ ƒ ☼

                *resetz bonkifying stick
                *waivez it agin

                BONK!!!

                *sunnyhukklol emergez frum deh dungeun
                *wif awl hur furrz intact.

  20. CheezburgerInMahBelli says:

    Want to snorglol itty bitty belly…. :<

  21. Agnes says:

    Most precious EVER!!

  22. sunnyhuckle says:

    Baron von White Bear! Where teh heck are you? Ai needs halp! Ai no yoo duz not hax fingers! Bownce taht liddle wite butt on teh keyboard and DO Somfing!

  23. jords says:

    Srsly? Is ICHC just trying to see how many splortz dey can cauz in a day? ‘Cuz dis ittie bitty kitteh is teh daffynition of de CYOOT!

    Pinkie toes! PINKIE BELLIE! And wee bitty fierceness!

    OH NOES!!! *runs off with paw slapped teh de side of head* I iz leakin!!!

  24. sunnyhuckle says:

    Um, dis iz teh Baron, speekifying fer Sunny, woo is far, far away by naow. She says fankee fur awl teh halp, an will see yoo later, an ai hopez she appreshiates how hard it IZ too be bouncing my “liddle wite butt” on this non-ergonomic keyboard! Gud ting I (ouch) lubs her!

  25. carotte says:

    ƕ ?

  26. D.R. says:

    ~S-p-l-o-r-t~

    • cweenmj says:

      Weee wooooo, weee woooo!!!
      CCC kumming frew!!!!
      .
      sweeping up deh braynez
      wipe deh braynez off deh keeboard
      Wipe dem braynez off deh monitor.
      skupify up awl deh gathered up braynez
      tuk, tuk, tuk, dem awl bak intu deh braynial kabity.
      Pat awl deh brayn bonez bak intu place.
      Apply CHRG (wif doi) — dis wun haz pixorz uv puppyz on it.
      Adn heer b a floofee puppy blankee tu snugglol in.
      I fin u luk like u kud using a nice sparklee drink.
      Adn heerz a chokklit posssum tu nomming.
      u b safe now, just don’t lukking at deh kitty pixor till u b awl rekupperated.

  27. nativeca66 says:

    Saunters in ♪♫ La La La ♪♫
    OH CARP!!!!1!! – *THUD*

    splort

    [reechez up tew D.R. and holds her hand]
    *weakly* Hang awn D.R. we’re gonna maik eet
    [luks again at lol] *BLARRRGH!*

    • cweenmj says:

      *slidez down fred tu nc66
      .
      Wheeeeee!!!! deh slidee pole b funz!!
      .
      Sweeping up deh nc66 braynez….
      sweeep sweeep swwweeeeeeeeeep.
      tukking dem intu ur hed awl nice and neet….
      well, mebbe not so neet, but dey awl b in dere.
      I think awl…. mebbeee most….
      ya, most uv deh braynez b bak in ur hed.

      *pullz on deh CHRG wif pixorz uv sealionz*
      tug, tug, tug.
      Haz a chokklit martoonee and a chokklit possum adn rest a bit snugglolled in dis lubblee floofee blankee. U b bedder soon.

  28. pj perry says:

    *Nocks D.R, an Nc66 in da hed* “Wake up an go to sleep!!”

  29. rew says:

    Fanks ebbrywun, oh! an sorry bout awl da brains!

  30. mugglemary says:

    skweeeeeeee!
    bebbeh feerse!

  31. themasha says:

    the most beautiful thing in the whole wide world

  32. Daphne Moss says:

    Werds fail…kitteh rulez

  33. Catherine says:

    awww, its so tiny :D

  34. limi89 says:

    *handz skaykin as ai hulds mai CHRG*
    Ai dun’t knoes eef eet will huld! *springs leek*
    oh snahp….
    *Full-awn SPLORT*
    *wayves hand frum undur teh desk* … halp…

    • cweenmj says:

      *Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
      *It b bat tree operated.*
      *Turnz it on adn deh splort biktimz braynez iz sukked up,
      *kleened adn returnded 2 deh kraniul kabitee.*
      *A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
      *Bictim b rappt in floofee blankee,
      *a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
      *Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
      ♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
      *flyz owt agin*

  35. Ms. Chris says:

    o dat bebe iz soooo kewt. my hart iz melllllllltttiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn an now itz inna pyle . wut braynes???

  36. debbie says:

    Awwwww that cat is soooo cute!

  37. dollardude says:

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so cute


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