Yeah, I s’pose

Yeah, I s’pose I’m ready for winter. Why do you ask?
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Yeah, I s’pose I’m ready for winter. Why do you ask?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: MallardVHS via Advanced Lol Builder
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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don wantz tu starff!!!
Congaz Catena !!
Yew nawt dragon yor chainz !!
coz nauw ai has teh adblok awn fiyrfawks!!!!
Ai shud hab kep kwyut!
don worree…wen aim awn teh crappee wurktawp, ai has tu putt awp wif IE7 loadun wif en aarkard!
Ai wuz orlreddi keepen kwyut!
( eben tryd ternen awf teh antespy, ect,ect. Doan remmokend itt!!)
Mi tu butt teh intertoobs r tuuu slo on mi wyreliss nittwerk!
Ai hab awdord a hi-gane airial tu maik teh cheezes fasta !!
yu bii een Mellboyrn, PB?
Ai iz !! Yew bin heer?
noe, bawt ai mite bii nex Mahch, effen ai gett ehprofful furr werk treep…
Ai fink wi stil hab teh Forluma Wun kar raycing tehn. Teh toorizts kome foar tath. Iz tooo lowd foar mi !!
dey wurken teh meetanz afta dat weke, ai tink. wontz tu tayk mista catena wif mii adn getz tu sidnee, tu!
pleis tu has noe skorpiunz oar udda beeg bugz aroun!!!
It bi Okey !! Teh snaikz yoozelly taek caer ob tehm !!
datz oK. snaykez don botha mii…tho ai heers dat ders 14 poysiness snaykes een teh whirrd, adn 10 awf dem liffz een Hoars traila!
Nawt menni ozzees hab horsies foar taht reezun !!
Wot abowt sharcz? Wi hab plenny ob sharcz !!
Adn tehre be killa kwallaz (heh, heh) !!
killa koalas?
Iz standerd aussie joek tu plai on ‘merrikans. Bewear ob the Drop Bears !! (Luk jus lyk kwallas butt(!!) tehy drawp on teh toorists adn rip tehm orl tu bitz !! Heh, heh !!
* Pollygeez tu enny merrikanz lissning … *
Don’t forget teh dedlee jelleefishies, an teh crocks…
But… but… I WANT to forget them!
Aifinkso teh moas danjurus wildlife in Oz be teh Ozzies! At lees taht’s mai impreshun afftr meeting a few!
iz flooff
GMTA, PB! Ai wuz gunna sai dis!
Iz faborit sai-ing ob menny kittehz nd tehir ownaz, aifinkso !!
( oar Ibe gott beeg tummee boans !! )
uh….huh.
Doan’t u fink may furr iz thikk enuff!
Ohai Anni! Dunno ifn yu sawed awn teh preebious lol, butt(!) ai fink yur witch-kitteh is berry cayute an Halloweenie!
Arg!
Yu did see an nao aiz repeetin maiself!
Nebber mynd – beddur 2 sai sumfin twyes dan nawt at awl!
“Wihch hatt iz taht?” ai sed tu miselb..
..nd afta shiff-rifrish, “..nao ai can see” (sed teh blind mann) !!
dat iz teh mos plumpesh skwirrl iz evah sene.
*nods* yase, eet sur is! ai jus wanna rol eet up inna bal an stuf eet in mai poket!
Punksehtawnee Fill
Has bedda watsh awt dis yere
Skwirrl seez shadoe
Skwirrl dat siez maeks a beeeeeg shado!
yeppa….weel has sikz moyr yeerz awf winta!
An eets a BIIIG wun!
GMTAs!!!
Ai brot u a cheezburger…butt (!) ai eeted it. An ur friez. An ur chikkin nuggits. An ur shaik. An ur applol pi. U cahn haz teh kechup pakkit. O wayte…ai eeted taht tew, sorree!
Ai betta nawt standing tuu klose in cais yu stil wont tu eet sumfing ..
Whut about teh burger wrapper? Did u at least save that for me?
yesh heer it iz. Ai jus likked teh moostard an pikklol joos awf it. U cahn haz teh wrapper naow, wil maik a nyce sooveneer uv ur visit tew Burgertown. Haz a nyce dai an pleez tew visit us agin soon.
*tippeetoe, tippeetoe, tippeetoe, sneek, sneek, sneek…* BOO!!! *runsawaiwivakwiknessgiglolingmadlee*
Yikes!
*runsrunsruns affer AfriCat pownse rollrollroll bunnykikbunnykik*
Oof! Ai gib up! Ai surrendurr! Call teh U.N.! Call teh Coast Guard! Aiz bein murderified! O teh huje skwirrl!
Chubba chubs!
No! Skwerl is just big-boned. Why, just look at that big body-bone he has!
An hims berry floofee!
saving op teh floof for winter! jes for wen you need teh extra wamfs.
A kase ob teh kamrah adden 10 powns wunc agen !!
sew hau meny kamrahs iz onu himz rite naw?
Himz nawt goanna die frum exposha rite nao.
Friends ref, FTW!
And teh answer is: elebenty.
Taht’s hit, jest big-boend, liek mee!
Also he just had his hairs didz so he’s much poufier than he normally is.
jest went to teh haer cutter to floof up hiz haers
skwerl haerstylst misundrstnds, floofy skwerl coms bak wif eighties haer!
Chubs + floof = reddy 4 winters!
Iz nawt sqwirl, iz gopher run up a tree!
(Think Caddyshack)
omnomnom!!!1! te sqirrrly eees soo cuteses! ! It luvs 2 nom cheez doodless! I just wants to eats him up!
skwirrel bee sew big taht wen hii sits arownd teh tree hii sits AROWND teh tree
Arnold Skwirrelzenegger iz heer tew pump (clap) YEW up!
Haz enne wun sed “chubmunk” yet?
It’s a Richardson’s Round Skwerl. *nods*
@@@@LCB!!! ROFLMAO!
Soooo, wut eggzaklee ar teh distingwishing marks ov teh Richardson’s Round Skwerl? Hmmm?
Us Saskabushers wud cawl taht a Fat Gopher.
1) Roundnicity
2) Skwerlishness
3) Safety
Just how safe iz deh Richarson’z Rownd Skwerrll??
Not too vairy, ackshully.
Umm… safe fur uzzerz oar safe fur demselbz?? plz tu splaynifying…
Yes.
Beeg plumpz Fuzzee Tayl
amz reddee 4 Winturr in
himz beeg Hawllo Tree
Habz 2 fytez Liddill
Hewminz awllwayz maykeeng t3h
cookeez andz crackkurz
Fuzzee Tayl coodz stay
insyde Hawllo Tree wiff t3h
Keeblurr Elff fammlee!
Jack.
♪♫
O u never would believe where those chubby skwerls come from
They’re fed by little elfs in a hollow tree
And what do u think makes those skwerls so unwieldy?
They’re stuffed wif snacks and cookies hence teh obesity!
♪♫
Jack D an LCB FTW!!
ROFLPIAF!!
bravuo bravuo!
Wutz dis funny fing on deh grownd?
*Pikz fing up.
Oooo. it fittingz rite ober mai fais!!!
Oh mai CC!!! Dis iz nawt funny!!! Dat pore skwirl iz obese!! If I noo wair him libbed, i wud hawl deh home ownerz intu kort fur letting deat pore skwirll gitting so fat!! it b skwirlll abuse!! And u, u am berry ebil peepz!!! laffing at a fat skwirrl!!!! I spoze u fink it b ok tu poke fun at deh oberwate peepz adn laffz at racist jokez tu!! U shud b soooo ashamed uv ursefz.
*ripz deh cair troll mask off*
WOW!! dat wuz deh horriblol!! I donut seaing how teh trollz kin standifying demselbez.
*shudder*
Ai noo it wuz yu, mai cween! Teh trolez nawt spick lolspeak!
troo, ifinso it goingifyz wif dhere kumpleet lak uv majinayshunz…
Aifink it proobz dat `beesity izn’t awlwais sumwuns fawlt!
Iz DAT Lisa???
ifinso it beeing hur boifren… sittin owtside hur winder…
Pining away. He’s doin it rong.
well, hii iz on a pine tree.
Q deh “datz nawy a pine, datz a spruce tree” trollz……
* slow, sad hedshake * so manee rodints nomming tu mush adn nawt getting enuff eggserrsize…
ooo caek!
haha he looks so cute
fat squirrel is fat.