
It may look boring, but it drives de hoomins NUTS when I jis stare at de wall.
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It may look boring, but it drives de hoomins NUTS when I jis stare at de wall.
Picture by: Girly_Chick Caption by: MallardVHS via Advanced Lol Builder
emajineree bug!
Congarats!jk2k!
Ders probly a mouse.
Ohai pj! Iz yoo habbin a bedder day?
Snot dat bad; We hadda mouse (Punkin killt it), butt, it’s beeen berry upsetting to me. I’m usully nawt such a girly girly.
Oh yes, when my boogers get a bird, I try to walk away, but if they bring it in the house, they lose it!
I hab NEBBER been so close to teh top! Miracles mus be following me around just waiting to happen! Unfortunately, so is a long list of too-doos.
Haz a happytayle for you,jk2k!
fankees, an izza wunnerful tew see UR gud nooz tewdai!
{{{sunnyhuckle}}}
Ohai, {{{{Sunny}}}} Iz Caturday nd lawtz ob peepulz goze sumware els fur wekewekeweke endz. Iz ownlee tiem ai ebbur gawt nawt secundz.
whoot hoot for sunnyhuckle and sunnyhubkle!!!!
♥felt fankees and more! {{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}
Ai iz watchin’ teh paint dry.
ohai nca66! Did yoo chanj yer abatard or iz I habbin a breakdown of my thawt processes?
We tied fur nawt-furst! Snerk.
OK, too much fun fer one day, hasta go pay bills an see if any moneys in teh bank and look for clean laundry an…shud make a list.
Hmmm
alert teh world taht Troll is superhooman
buy gushifuds
check teh checkbook
do sum lawndry…
eat something taht does nawt say “readdy in 3 minutes” on teh box…
find owt win moar munnies is coming to teh bank
get some Advantage fer teh kittehs
hire a secretary woo werks fur free
inquire as to WHERE they are movin teh Tr0ll on mundane…
I sense a theme…
Jump tew conclusions about hoo ran up the phone bill
Keep awl teh receipts for tax return
Lock tr0ll inna bafroom until bills awr paid
M…
Monkee wif deh thingamajig
Nom sum gushifudz
O……
make big apologie to 2minions for missing lunch
not forget taht cellfones needs sum elektrissitees sometimes
open anudder can of gushifud (how many kitteh are livin here, anyway?)
put oil in teh car
quit stalling an get sterted…
roll wif deh punchez
stay on ICHC fur owerz
Take a nap
U…
run in circles laffing like a loon…oops, covered taht last nyte, snerk!
sneek into teh ladies room at the horsepittal an steel some tp
try to accomplish ONE necessary thing
unbaked cookie dough!
vacyewm….mebbe nawt!
warsh sum clovings
xtree happytayl dansdansdans!
yell Yippee!
zip-a-dee-doo!
Yesh ai did. Dew yew sii ghostie oar punkin hed?
[pointy endz at SH's bills]
ghostie face wif 4 finners an a thum coming owt of its hed. Is dAT WUT IZ SPOZED TO BE? (I hate capslock an refuse to keep fixin it!)
I seea scary punkin head.
gud moonin♪
Ohio!
I hav neber had a kitteh who did this. Whut do you suppoze iz dere?
mai kittehs wil du dis. adn yess, eet driyfz mii nutz!
Almost gawt it…oops…iz nuffin
Beetlol dat needz taymin’
Cricket dat crawlz unner teh fridge and “sings” awl nite. [ties leg tugever]
D…
Dripping pipe in deh wall
Eggzkuse tu ignore u
Freakin hyumin owt iz fun!
G…..
Gnomes. Yesh.
Hoomans am sew eezy fu freek aot!
Invisiblol mausie
J…
Jyunt antz
Krazed termitez
Laffing Hyeenaz
M….
Jamaican herb
krack in paint
leaking stuff
mouse tracks
nothing, reely
opening to anudder dimenshun
portal to underworld
questions unanserable…
restroom for miniscule alien beings
something…or…maybe nawt
tricksy ghosts
unbaked…oops, already used taht one
Very prississtant scrachy noisies
Well hidden imaginary….ooo, shiney…
Xtra mezmorizin breezie dusties
Y…
Yur goggee on tuther side uv deh wall
ZOMBEEZZ!!!!!
They haz powers beyond our mortal ken!
{{{{{sunnyhuckle adn deh Troll}}}}}}}}
I saw ur gud nooz and postifyinged it on deh Cryer!
Duz a happee happee happee dans!1!!!!11!!!!!
Ohai and fankee {{{{{cween}}}}}! Did you stay warm from teh storm? Was tinkin bout you last nyte, hopin you haz a nice fireplace an lots of wood!
LOL, nope. no fireplace in deh motorhome…. Don’t laff – dey make dem!!! but wii duz haz a propane furnace adn a heet pump adn a spais heeter.
OOPS!
forgot was motor home. Don’t they have yurts in Utah? Orygone has yurts an I finkso they have fireplaces. I just lubs teh wurd…yurt yurt yurt!
Yu can has yogurt in a yurt. Aifinkso, yesh.
an it wood nawt hurt!
I tried to posting a pixor of a motorhome wif fyreplaic, but WP nommed it…. sigh.. try agin…
h t tp://www.mhsrv.com/inventory_item.asp?id=556811
just clozing deh spaisiz….
and just what does Barbie and Skipper think about this development?
Thoughts of immortality?
de shiny demands my immediate attenshun
givin hiz hooman teh cold shoulder…jus laik mai kittehs duz
**nodz**
Yup. I has been gibbed “teh bak” befoar.
Dat neber wurks.
[scritchez orinj kitteh's back neer himz butt handlol]
[orinj kitteh stix butt up in teh air]
*purr purr purr*
as fo as ai can rememmba anniting coud happen if aim just browsinn..buut ai tri to watchiin♪
Stayreengz atz wawllz
andz doarz amz Kitteh’z feeng. Tyme
awnurrd tradishshunn!
Kitteh duz nawtz habz
2 heerz enneefeeng. Himz jusst
habz lukkdz inturrestted
Kitteh knoez seekrit
trikk ubz swisheeng himz tayl 2
keepz Hewminz away
Jack.
Klappity klappity and a big happytayl! Jack, I love your poems and they always brighten my day, although, if this one gets much briter, I’ll go blind.
You are awsumist!
I reely has to go naow. Dooty is piling up in big heaps and I noaw need a backhoe to catch up. Oh well…
♥♥♥
Sumhao ai haz a feline taht dooty adn teh reel lief nebbre lukked sew gud!
Ai fink kitteh haz bin takin ober by bodysnatchers.
Ai will show gno emoshun ‘tordz dis…um…wall
Sii teh liddlol wound awn teh bak ob himz neck?
toadalee OT – todai Plasticat an ai seed a SKWIRL kostuum fur small goggie/kitteh!! wuz bery kyoot, an if dere had ben wun that wuld fit Tira kitteh, ai wud hab buyed it! (Tira wuld wear it, Unique wuld hab sayd “No way!”, an ai wuld nawt hab risked mai lief trying to get Eva(l) Diva(l) into a kostuum!!)
LOL!! I wud lub tu seeing a kitteh in a skwirrl soot!!! I wudn’t want tu b trying tu git a kitteh intu a skwirrl soot, tho!
dere wuz a ladeebug kostuum alsew, wuz teh kyoot! an a punkin, an a turtlol…
*big sigh*
Ai really haz tew go naow. I have SO needed this! Haz to do research, about LCB’s birfday, sounds fun but was nawt heer last time. Needs tew shop; hmmm…sparkley fings or foundation garmints. Wonder, does ty booteek haz sparkly foundation garmints? Haz so much to learn.
Nite, frens. ♥♥♥
G’nite!!
*Floofz pillowz and turnz down cubberz fur SH.
*Putz a liddlol mint on deh floofed pillow.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} so happetayle fevvers fur yu an teh troll! hazza goood nite!
Wow! Iz royal treetment indeed!
Ai doan gno wut kitteh iz starin’ at,
butt(!) ai fink ai gno hoo stole Mai wii’s flip flops…
adn den yew die.
heheh
Must bii a man cat.
Whew! Ai wuz wurried taht teh kitteh wuz in tyme owt.
“97,98,99,100!! Reddy er nawt, hear I come!!”
*hidez bhind deh couch
*Acts lyke nawt see her majestie’s pinkee toes sticken out*
“Wear are you?”
*Hears giggolin frum bhind deh couch*
*streekz owt frum bhind kowch
*skidz arownd corner intu deh dining ruum
*leepz tu deh tawp uv deh boofay
Teh cween was STREAKIN? An ai missed it! So much for bein responsible an balancing teh checkbook an foldin clothings!
Pae noe attenshun tew taht tayle stiking owt frum undur teh curtin.
“Humph, dey are juss too good at hydin” *Sneeks up on Catsablanca*
*POUNCE!!* *Bunnykicks Bunnykicks** “123 on Catsablanca!!!”
Hey, wash it dere, Ai brooz eezilly! *Liks disterbed furrz bak n plaise nd powts at b ing fownd*
Yer it.
*Whispers* “I herd a noyse in da dining room, let’s go check it out.”
Da cween iz streekin!!! You handle dis, Catablanca!
*pownsiz on pj
Sprize!!!!
Arrgh!! *Nocks ober soop terain* *Flips, wriggols, rolls*
“Crash goes buffet tabol” *Shwimps and bacon go flyin*
Halp!!!
*stuffz a shwimp in pj’z mouf
Dhere, dat shud halpifying u!!
Welp, I hadda gud ending, butt, it nawt get throo. Da shwimp did halp!
well, kidz, it b bedtime heer… G’nite.
Sweet dreemz to awl deh cheezpeepz and lurkerz.
Well, heck! So mush fer to being responsible and doing necessary tings! But iz so hart warming to see fun an appreciate it. BTW, ai haz updated profile and replaced sadness wif trueness an luv wich really belongs dere. Uh oh, teh boss, Baron von white bear (who really is a liddle wite teddy taht teh Tr0ll gabe me on owr furst Valentines Day) is orderin me to teh bed. Humph! Between all those weerd kittehs missin dere Tr0ll and demandin xtra gushifud, an bein supervized by a liddle wite bare…well..iz a wunnerful lyfe! Shmooooz!
Nitey nite, yoos; {{{schmooos}}}
*Tapz pj wif a floofy paw* Ohai, nao ur it! *Runsawaywifakwikness* Swy, Ai mizt teh gaem erlier, Ai wuz gawn fur awyle. Whut tyme izit ware u r, pj? Itz 1:23 heer in Floriduh.
Ohai, I juss got back hear now. It’z 1:13 now in Chicago. Now yer it again!
ohai, pjp…yoo iz up tew layte! (an mii tew. I R in teh sayme thyme zone!)
I amz a nite owl.
hoo, hoo…yoo, yoo?
mii too, too!
(ore maybee a bampire)
(eye onlee cumes out at nyte..)
nitey-nite, pj p!
fangs 4 teh phuns!
[[[skweeezz]]]]]
mi fa mi re ~do~ re ~~mi so fa mi re~ fa~~~~♪
It haz a famillur ring tew it. Wait…..wut???
wate, now, just a naught furrst, less start at teh berry beginning…
Doe, a deer a femail deer…
ray…a drawp ob goldin sunbeems….
Meeez a namez I callz miselves…
furr, yoo is so furr frum mii…
So, I need a puffy bread…
LLLLAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
(a note 2 follow sew…)
(how duz yoo maykes does liddlol musikal notes)
Tee a jinx miff jammin hedz…(I dunno how)
u, v…
(oops, rong series)
dat will brink us bakk too dough!
(den wii cans mayke sum puffy bred, an spred us jammin hedz on it)
Mmm nom nom noms. *goes to warsh mia hare*
Goo nitey, kitkay, why I’s so stickee?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
De hoomins!
hmmmm. iz co winse ee dins taht tihs kitteh is doin his “mm’s Zeekie” imp ear sun ashun?
iz eggzact same pose cept gaze wuz higher.
re: last nite trawma:
ai hits teh sentipeed wuns, it looks at mii like “izzat all you gots, *itch?” wif its mennee hans on its hipps an lites a sigaritte non cha lawn tlee.
Dis is wat Punkin was doin at da stove…an den she killt a mouse!!
Nawt lyke!!! In my kitchen!!! *freeks out again* Done lyke meeces!!
She still hazza intrest abowt unnder da stove.
I’m sawree, pjp, take menneee deep breffs
ai cans simpathize. mai too kittehbois hab brotted in live meeses to play wiff an when it happened ai cleened an cleened and no find mausee until munfs laytur whin ai cleens under mai frige an ai fine liddle mausee mummee
Ohai cheezfriends. Duz it looks like kitteh can haz ringworm on back of da hed? Mai marmie had dat and it wuz bad but hiz vets vereh good and he better nao.