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u botherin dis kitteh? ill taek care of u.
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TV Kitteh!
Luks lyk a travil sho tonite !!
Hai nd congaz Anni !!
Ai hab dry bikkeez wiht cheeze todai / nite !!!
Ai juss nead losa strawng cawfee 2 wayk me up enuff 2 go shoppin!
Wun strawng kawfee it iz !! * saib teh bikkeez foar laita *
Thx – Ai’ll nead fud wen Ai get bakk!
Wevver 4cast a bit liek dat 2dai! We haz cawld, clowdee an windee.
Cud rane teh probervial katts nd gogz …??
Dey sed juss lite shourz, but…….
Taek teh gumbooz / willingtunz tehn ….
Anni! Ai lubs ur hallolween witches hat!
Oops ai forgotted teh ‘.
Ai hates it wehn dat happens.
Iz ungrammaticlol.
witches’ hat.
oar witch’s hat.
Iz beddur 2 leeb teh ‘ owt dan 2 put wun in ware it duzn’t bilong!
Taht simbol iz corld a “suppository” aifinkso.
Itt haz bekum a pane in teh a— coz peepz gett it rong !!
Yesh indeed – ai fink it was Ambercat hoo described it as teh symbol for “wotch owt, heer comes an ess” !
Lol!!!
goanna git taht goggie wun dai!!!
Dere are dais when I say dis to mai werk frens….*sigh*
awww….dern……ai did nawt get a nawt-secund bai one minute…stoopy WP!! *grumblegrumblesiphawtchawklitgrumble*
Nawt tu worri, Jeremy. Teh hand ob WP haz rowld teh dise nd yu muss plai on az tehre iz no goen bakwoods !!
Hab a bikkie nd vintig cheaz !!
dat sounds bery delishus….effen only dis tiem.. my new diet for diabeetus duz nawt lte me has much sugar.
Nom Nom Nom
Yummm!! Es dees sugar free?
Yesh, tehy bi dri worta bikkeez. Teh majik ob ICHC iz yu cann eet ennitihng adn nebba affeck yor dyitree nidz !!
Iffen ai can eet anyfing, pls to haz cheezburger? Ai can’t eet dem in RL *puts awn bestest littlol kitty face*
Fortyoon teller kitteh duz not has good noos for yoo.
>lolspeak offdanses up an down<
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
omg, weirdpress just ate teh rest ob mai commint, ai jus had zeekieboi point owt a millipede wifahugeness an ii hits it twise an it falls an ai nawt find it when ai moves junk an vaccuums, an ickeeeeee
Sownds lyke yu mai has diskuraged teh millipede adn it went awai. Yesh? Wehopeso?
i sertinlee hoap ai mades an imp reshun on it, a deddlee wun. ai nawt normalee fraids ob bugs, but tihs wun was abowt 1 1/2 ” an jus two big fur climates like MN.
According to teh Wikipedia, PB is rite taht teh millipedes nawt bite/sting. Some ovvem can secrete icky juices from teh sides but as long as you don’t handle ‘im when he’s feeling threatened, it shouldn’t be a prollem. Still, teh thingz du luuk kreepee. (Beauty in teh eyes of teh beholderz, nawt. STN. Millipede is prettih in teh forest on teh decaying leafs, nawt so prettih on teh computer-desk. Oar teh pillo. Nope nope.)
Millivanillipede awn teh PILLO????? Nononononononononononononononono.
DO NOT WANT!
In owr hows, teh spiders eats eberyfin else ennyway. We has teh heeeyooooojjjjj spiders. Wun ob dem was strollin thru teh hall last nite an ai sware u cud put a saddle awn it an ride it.
Ohai SJ !!
Yu wud nawt lyk teh HYUUGE Huntsman spidaz in Aus, ivver !!
Ai yoozualli cat-chis tehm nd frows tehm ober teh fenss as a giffed foar mai neybah !!
Ohai PB! Ackshully, teh beeg spiders ai’m ok wiv (ai has to be – we is owtnumbered). Iz teh little scuttly skinny ones dat ai don’t like.
An ob corse teh dedly wuns wiv teh fangs drippin teh venom an stuffs. An in yore neck ob teh wuds, u shoorly has lawts ob dem!
Up norf in teh Ozzie trapiks tehre r sew menny …
Ize glad ai libs in Melburn !!
Wunce ai cort a big BIG spydah nd frew himz owt teh frunt dore. It landid awn mai BC Poussin hu woz standen in teh dark !! He ran rown in circlols wiv a 4 inch spyda on himz bak !! Taht wuz no wai tu treet mai big blak boi-kat !!
Butt(!!) ai stil larffed !!
Awww….poor kitteh!
*snikr*
Millipede? Tehy doan hert yew!
Nao, a scornpion, tahtz a diffrint madda !!
ew iz it u r rafta?
ai sawree, pb, iz it whut??
Iz okey. Yu go “ew ew” adn ai sai “hu iz u afta?”
Sorre if wi cannut heer yur skreemz ober teh bacuum kleeni fing.
ohaisee, pb!
ai going tew go awai nao, as puter is akting borkt an ai hopes yoo all has teh nise dai, an plays nise!
ai be bakk tonight!
Seayewsuun MM
hoyp datz nawt bekoz teh millipeed(!) gawt eensyed!
Dr. Who kitteh in kitteh tardis on its way sumwhare / sumtime els
An Introduction to One of the Best Houseguests You Can Have..No Kidding
Poor, misunderstood common house centipedes; they just want to hang out in dark places and eat all the bugs they can hunt down. They have no interest in attacking that Empire State Building-sized creature that is making all that racket, even when that creature is trying its best to squish
them with a gigantic smelly shoe for no good reason.
Now there’s an interesting thought…let’s see things from a bug’s eye view for a moment. Suppose you’re going along to the local Winn-Dixie or A&P to pick up some dinner. All of a sudden, one of the 90-story office buildings you weren’t even noticing as you scurried along lets out an earsplitting screech and falls on you. Tends to ruin your day, doesn’t it?
Some North Americans assume that the fear of insects is a deep, primal urge that all humans are born with. Nope. Fear of insects is learned. If you doubt my veracity, just watch The Learning Channel or Discovery on television for awhile. Sooner or later you’ll catch a glimpse of native people in Asia, South America, or Africa letting their toddlers play with insects the size of Buicks. Or eating said Buick-sized insects for lunch. Or wearing them as jewelry. Or using their jaws as a suture for a deep wound. Those folks played it a lot smarter than we did; instead of trying to kill every insect that crossed their path ( a fool’s game, anyway) they took the time to learn about and benefit from them.
Being the child of a science teacher (Mum) and an entomologist (Dad) I was not taught to fear bugs like a lot of my peers were. I was taught to have a healthy RESPECT for them, as well as all other living creatures–which draws a big line of difference between me and the “extreme!” idiots who try to grab passing nurse sharks while scuba diving, or pick up a wild grizzly cub for a photo op. (No, I’m not making that up–see references) As is the case with all living creatures, educating yourself about them is the first step toward understanding their ways and getting over your fear of them.
hokay, ai feels better nao, iz a common hows centipede, an it HAS been raining fur too dais strate heer, so ai calms down. ai no wannum tew be bitey on teh kittehbois, mai main consern.
Wott tu doo if tehre r tu menny millypeadz
‘Sokay, mugglemary. Peeps duz has to be edumacated ’bout bugs. Ai has alwais bin fasinated by teh buggehs and feels sad wehn peepz kills dem fur no reeson.
Yu kno nawt tu arks a millipead tu go owt wiv yu tu teh pub?
Tehy taiks hours jus tu get reddy !! ( gotta lace up awl teihr shoolaises )
U noe wat goez 99 clunk? A sentypeed wiv a wudden leg.
lol
Wotz gawt a hunnerd legz, big BIG fangz nd dripz vemon on yoor fais?
* Ai doan noe ! Wotz gawt a hunnerd legz, fangz nd dripz vemon ? *
Ai wuz hoapen yu wood noe coz ittz hangin ober Yoor Hedd !!
Ewww! Teh jokees laik dat allus gibs me teh itchies!!!
*scratchyscratchyscratchy*
Gerroff, bugs!
wwo….dat taykz mii bak!
Habs nise dai awt ov mai site oar u wil insite mee!
*still running in circlols from SH’s good noos awn teh udder fred*
HALP!!! Can’t…puff, puff…..stawp……huff, huff…….runnin’
Ai need a floofie to crash into!
*Pilez up stak of floofie pillos, wifout millipedes innem*
Here, Jeremy! Soft landing spot aifinkso!
*OOOOF* *mumble mumble*
*peeks otta pillows* Fanq Q, Lungdoc…ai weel jes lai hier nao for a minute…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
wayt, wot? telz teh gud noos, oar witch fred?
sunnyhuckle
Whoot whoot WHOOT fur sunny adn troll!!!!
(just wuz bak awn las LOL adn foun eet….bawt tanks fur linkee!!!!)
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Basement cat iz readz teh neus.
W00t W00t W00t! Dere beh a gnu simons cat bideo! WOOHOO!
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Hear eet iz ifn mah linkee downt werk.
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Taht izza wun oahi mayntinants kitteh, foar shoar !!!
simon jest furgets dat him is kitteh serbent.
Yesh, Kitteez RUUL !!
Hymz semez tu fawgetz taht tew musht foar himz oan gud !!
Ai LUBS Simon’s Cat!!! An he has a noo buk owt too (at least he duz in TTI). Iz mostlee indibidual pickshurs rather tahn stories oar cartoon strips, but still shows teh troo natcher of teh kittehs.
Yesh, heer in da oo ess ayy, tew! Ai was nawt shore if dat wud be the otay tew share, giben dat LOLcatz has a buk owt nao, tew, abowt whirled dominashun.
Thx fur teh linkie BDM!
*wispurrs* Ai lyke yur witch-kitteh Anni!! Berry Halloweenie!
Thz AC!
Ohai! Haz ebereebunny heer herd Sunnyhuckle’s GUD news? If nawt, plz tu check teh bottom ov prebious lol. Kthx!
Ai just seed dat! Thanks for sharin teh gud noos wiv us Sunnyhuckle, so glad dat ur Troll is doin so mush bedder!
(altho, brain fungus … ew…*goes to luk down own ear to check for mushrooms*)
brayne ufnguss
Sighkaiehtress kat
Don kayr abawt yur problumz
Jus kepe fedun her!
Shouldn’t have been a poster.
ur meibea rite. bawt itizz gewd diss wai 2.
itz owesum!!! big lulz in mah mous!
Atteetood Kitteh
habz himz Transmawgreefyurr
wurkeengz purr~fekktleee
Wawntz 2 beecumz grayt
beeg Tyrannee~sawruss andz
mezz wiff Calvinn’z Mawm
Atteetood Kitteh
wawntz fyte Calvinn’z Mawm, so canz
oardurr Nom Nom Bawkz!
Nom Nom Bawkz amz mutch
bettah dan vejjittabillz
andz yukkee libburr!
Calvinn’z Mawm canz beeez
Tyrannee~sawruss 2, so
shoodz beez inturressteeng!
Jack.
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