I love my job…
I love my job…
i fink i haz teh best job ever.
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dis fing is heaby, tho!
Congrats carosue!
fank yu! Those fings are heavy for hoomans after awhile. Pur kitteh will need hooman flunky to carry it for him!
Ai haz yoozed wun, soe Ai noe day aer hebby!
conga rats awn ledun teh parayd!
so I guess he’s on a break
?
Kitteh wates fur nekst biktim…
I hope it’s me……
I is teh Cute Reeper!
yes! He luks warm an fuzzy and snorgable!
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dat wud mayk mai ‘hapi cat’ be
baesment cat iz teh grin reepah!
baesment cat iz hapi cat….
Ware’s my lonch?
O wayt, yu is ownlee heer tu cutting teh grass? phew!
* breethes a scythe ob releef *
HAY!
Whut? O, is YU agen!
Wai donut yu juss Leaf?
I donot knoes how much mower of ur inshrubordination I can takes.
but but but taht’s no reeson tu habbing meh spade!
I donot wanna delve into that.
Ai spose yu wanna rake ober awl teh bad stuffs ai has dun nawt sekkund?
That would take mulch too long.
Dere’s no knead tu be sush a Sod abowt eet, yu nose?
Then why don’t u just pitchfork off?
Hoe, Hoe, Hoe. Yur SO phunneh. Whut wud yu du wibowt me???
Does u wanna see a typewritten list?
Now, go get me a applol joose. All these puns is making me feel sickle.
Applol Joose, yu sai? Freshly skwoze? Steel warm? Clowdeh? Juss hao yu lieks eet?
Otay, but but but dere won’t be Perry mush, ai juss wented adn… umm… maed sum a littlol whyle ago.
In that case, how about a Chubby Skwerl?
* rummage rummage *
hmm… wii is awl owt ob dose… kin ai offur yu a Canajun Duck insted?
U know whut would rly hit teh spot? A Blank Dalmatian.
Hao bowt a Fronsch Piddle? Err… Poodle?
On second thot, I’ll just has a Guinness.
Umm… wen yu sai “has”… whut does yu meen? Adn WAI does yu has a bottlol ob Hunny Glayze in yur hand?
O, don’t be silly, piggeh.I want a Guinness stout! U is not teh stout, is u?
Well… ai does has a handlol on teh sitchewayshun… does yu wanting tu sea mai spowt?
*sighs*
Ok, but first fetch me my reading glasses, ‘k?
Dis hole GP and LCB inter…inturr…talking back and forf, is makin me LAFF!
yesh, GP an LCB, tehy haz sumfing very speshul.
we’z still wayting for teh wedding.
eetz anudda slise awf liyf!
Weeds up wif dose guise? Eet cutz me tu da bowne!
Shud we wack dem onna hed?
ya…adn GP kawld LCB eh hoe, aifinkso!
well, he can be something of a rake…………yes?
I gotta wonder…….does he meow in CAPITAL LETTERS?
or mebbe just go PURRRRR,PURRRRR.
um, ifinkso him kan do anyfing him wants. yup.
adn iz himz naym Jak Blak?
Oopz….mayk dat “Joe Blak”
Mai lousee memoree…let mii showe yu eet!
I alwais fotted hims naym Bill Door…
Terry Pratchett FTW!!!
yeh there’re a fair number or Pratchett fans here.
Mort is one of my all time favorite books.
ohai, heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Shogobubblewrap an evrewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! (reel qwikk, haz a road trip today! but will be bakk late tonite.) i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks, buttery yello caeks wif crunchy topping, sparkly party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif raynbow bubblols for blowing, an lots an lots ob bubblewrap!! (in honor ob owr burfday purrsun!) enuff so yoo kan jumping on it to making teh bubbles pop!! fun for howrs an howrs!!!!
also kandee, ob course, an puffy fishy stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all your burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Fankees burfday fairy! Happee burfday shogobubblewrap an odders! **wonderz if teh cruchy topping iz cinaminnanminanimon** **takesk some yellow cake wif deelishush crunchy topping** UM, cinaminnanminanimon! **starts poppin bubblol wrap, cannot stop** POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POPP POP POP POP POP
Sometime in teh nitetime teh other nite, Zoe taked a sheet of bubblolrap she was playing wif into teh baffroom. I getted up in teh middlol of teh nite to, um, brush my teefs, and on teh way back out I stepped on teh bubblolrap in teh dark and it went POP and gave me a startled. If I hadn’t, er, spit out my toofpaste already, I would have spit it out all over myself. *nods*
LOL!! ROFLPIMP!!
Raynbow bubblolz?!?!?! w00t!!! fankeez burfday Fairy!!!
○ ▫ ⱷ ░ ∞ ₒ ᶷ ᴥᵊ ᵕ ᶞ ⌂ ○ ● ▫ ▒ Ѻ ; Ơ © ® °§ ¨¸ ¤ * ● ͙ ö ° ͏ ͦΔ Ϭ ۞ ᷊ọ Ộ ▫ ▒ 0 ᴥ ᵊ ᵕ © œ ̛ ʘ ͙ ᶞ O ¤ ٥ ͇ ٭ ѻ ˬ ˟ ϱ ͌ ͚ Ѷo % ô ƍ Ѻ ٭ Ǫ ɒ ʘ ͏ ۞ ѻ ᴥ ᵊ ᵕ ᶞ ⌂ ○ ● ▫ ▒ ۞ Δ ͦ ο ᴥ ᵊ ᵕ ₯ ᶞ ₫ ⌂ Δ ͦ ο ◦ ☼ ⱷ ○ Ω 0 ȏ œ ᴒ ȶ̊ ° ○ ▫ ⱷ ░ ∞ ₒ ᶷ ᴥᵊ ᵕ ᶞ ⌂ ○ ● ▫ ▒ Ѻ ; Ơ © ® °§ ¨¸ ¤ * ● ͙ ö ° ͏ ͦΔ Ϭ ۞ ᷊ọ Ộ ▫ ▒ 0 ᴥ ᵊ ᵕ © œ ̛ ʘ ͙ ᶞ O ¤ ٥ œ % ô ƍ ᴒ ȶ̊ ͇ ٭ ѻ ˬ ˟ ϱ ͌ ͚ Ѷ o Ѻ ٭ Ǫ ɒ ʘ ͏ ѻ ᴥ ᵊ ᵕ ᶞ ⌂ ○ ● ▫ ▒ ᴥ ᵊ ᵕ ₯ ᶞ ₫ ⌂ ◦ ☼ ⱷ ○ Ω 0 ȏ °
now THAT’S a poynty end.
bringun teh end
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Teh pointy end to end all pointy endz!
BC ponders witch halloween costooom to wear dis year.
:snerk:
Iz dat pile ob clothes a sooper sweet sixteen owtfit?
Beeg-E-smalls, Beeg-E-smalls, Beeg-E-smalls
I likez deh burd feeder in deh bakgrownd, wif the kliming halperz so deh kitty kin enjoy himz snakz wifout tu much effertz involved.
dat burd feda cud bii awn ‘loek! ai fixd eet!’
I’m glad u do, kitteh. :rolls:
Dey sez if u lubz ur job, u neber wurk a day in ur life!!
It luks liek minion kitteh hazza liddlol BC lawndry tew dew ‘fore hii gits tew wield teh sicklol. DO NAWT WANT!!!!!
U cahn run but u cahnt hyde frum REAPER CAT! (dun dun DUNNNNN!!)
Ai sees yous dressed as a yadybug foar Hollerrween dis year. I dunno whut I’s gunna Bee.
youze cahn bee Dr. Tinypirate iffen u lyke
hmm..taht dint link kwite teh wai ai fowt it wud, but iz teh nawt-sekkond pixure dere. Iz nawt bery guud tho, sorree. Yaarh!
Ohai, BF473 – just lucky ai sees teh noo LOL yu maded on teh profiles (teh wun wif teh hedgehog, knoe watta meen, wink wink).
Hao duz ai finds it awn teh Votin Paiges? Ai just spent twenny minnits goin froo LOLs wun at a tiem! Tehy can has sum beriberi gud wuns, butt ai wants to vote fur YORS.
Or duz it cownt wen I votes for it on yur profile?
Ohai 2minions, fanks fer wantin tew vote fer mai Hedgehog song lol!
Ai nawt reely shure, I fowt dey went tew teh votin paige rite awai butt maibee sew menny gittin maid it gut pushd owt.
Aneewun kno? Tho…ah’m afrayd it mite nawt bee konsidered “sootable” fer teh frunt paige, tee hee!
ai sented u a linkee in ur messiges tew sho teh whole sawng, iz awsum an ful uv win an nawtiness!
Yay! Yay! Fanqueue tiems elebenty!!!
*runsawaiwifakwiknessananawtygiglol*
A pierit!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!
Don’t feer the reeper (kitteh)…
blu oysta CAT!
Doan jeer teh minion
♪♫ Wurk out t3h day
Wurk out teh nite
Ai can’t see gno reezon my efforts awrn’t rite
Ai’m wurkin’ foar gibin uh BC hiz dew
Adn ai’m wurkin’, ai’m wurkin’, ai’m wurkin’ foar yew
Ai’m wurkin’, ai’m wurkin’, ai’m wurkin’ foar yew. ♪♫
At least, it is not a “dead”-end job lol
*snert*
Nawt fur BC, at least!
Hahaha!That is excatly what cats dream about,I bet
I’z afraid it mite b tru. Mai kittehfren Inky (who looks jus like dis kitteh) likes to eats teh Rocky Mountain wood rats n field mice. Dey’s extra cruncheez. *shudder*.
Cheezes twice, wood rats??!!!
Mai nawt sekund kitteh killified wun in teh garaj wuns. Big an ugly an feerce!
Yur kitteh mity warryr, ifinkso!
Mai deer Miss Winky Bink (deh masthed on deh Cryer) wuz deh feerless huntress….. in addishun tu deh burdz and mousez, hur kawt adn nommed deh snakez, rabbitz, toadz, adn eben a POKKIT GOFER!!! And dat iz just wut i saw….. Wut wuz shii up tu dat i dint noeing bowt?!?!?
Noe doubt seberal bugz wif crunchy shellz.
Dats wut gibz meh the heebie jeebies wen wun ob my kittehs brings home a trophy. [play play play] *CRUNCH!!!!* Ewwwww.
deh Milton kitteh lubbed tu eeting deh bugz… Hii wented after deh Junebugz wif a feerce!!!
katch!! crunch, crunch, crunch!!
katch!! eskape!! Katch!! crunch, crunch, crunch!!
katch!! crunch, crunch, crunch!!
Teh liddlol brown Junebugz dat stick tew the screen door, oar teh beeg green B52 Junebugz dat run intew walls, and dat wii yoozed tew ty fred tew adn fly ober kittehs heds tew dribe dem crazy? Ai neber fingered owt which wuz teh real Junebugz. Bof awr crunchy tho.
did ya know, that when on a motorcycle, at highway speeds, they feel remarkably like bullits? ya can feel then through yer helmet.
Ooooh uh didjano! *clappity* I didn’ eben see dat wun komin’.
[czechs Dan's teef tew see if hii izza happy biker]
Hmmm…no junebug bullits in deez dentures.
um – hoaw do yu no wut bullits feel liek?? inkwiring mynds….
Dey wuz brown and not-so-liddlol…buzzed aroend deh patio door at nite trying tu git inna nowse… but Milton protectifyinged uz frum dem… he ated awl he kud ketch…. berry krunchee… Milton lubbed to nomming dem, but deh uzzer kittehz wuzn’t innerested in dem a tawl…
Ahmeesh kitteh duz hiz choars.
“Wii bin spendin moast owr lyfs liffen in a Ameesh paradyse…”
Weird Al sez awl doez Ameesh peeps
sumtiemz look alike in their traditional owtfits.
“I think ai’m a clone now.”
BC’s wurks are neber dun!
Grimm Reepurr Kitteh
fyndz t3h soalz dat Jorjj andz Roob
andz Rawksee collekktz
Grimm Reepurr Kitteh
habz Prittee Wun naymdz Dayzee
hoo collekktz soalz 2
Grimm Reepurr Kitteh
feenkz Maysunn andz Pruttee Wun
shoodz getz 2geddurr!
Jack.
veree nice Jack.
“dead like Me” ref FTW
Ai fink dis “reaper” b canadian eh? based on da use uvva hockey stick an duct tape fur da scythe (cuttin fingy.)
Dun feer teh reeper.
[yay my capshun was posteded!]
Who won feer teh reeper now?
HASAHAHAH
OMG!!its marliuxa kitteh!! faer teh sythe of flower power!!
lol that’s really funny