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Gasp! How’d you know I wurk for basement cat?
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U haz hims hat!
conga rats, anni! yu iz bak weer yu belawng!
so gooood.. p. s. I was tenth prrson- check the times!
Teh Noo Yorkie Times oar teh London Times?
Times skware
congrats anni!
conHatulashuns, annipuss!
Thx fur teh congrats, catena an mmm. Caer 2 joyn me fur sum hawt chokklit an cukkeez?
O yesh pleez, hawt chokklit befoar ai goze to bed!
nom nom nom
Iffen teh hat fits…
…you canna aquit?
Conga Ratz Anni.
Unfortumately teh Conga Ratz nawt can dans tudai. Dem is unnur teh Kwarunteen. Wun ub dem haz teh pinny gig flus.
But U can haz noms adn drinks…Aifinkso hawt koko wif sprinklols adn teh chikkun soops wif shortbred biskotti wud be gud.
aer Да gerblols avalabulls?
Dem wuz wif teh cween lass nite…aifinkso if dem nawt has teh dark adn stormee,
dem can dans teh tarantella.
Iffen teh rats hab pinny gig flu, kittehs cannawt noms dem! Dis iz terribull!
in sobiet rusha…
GMTA!
manee!
yah, cool! free 0 us
oof dah, should be Да
…the thought police used cats in hats to watch you.
kruschoff kat is stunned at yr proposlol. bangs shoo on tablol.
SWEET!
heh, lissen at dish, jest so we sayz Да naem 0 da soup ream leader correkt
merriam-webster.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?bixkhr01.wav=Khrushchev
ai has sene weer dey burreed hym!
sweetpea, yu haz a trippel win ov brillyanse here!!!!
Otterwise known aza hat trikk!
*raises a trippel bock beer is silllybrayshun*
ooooooo fang you. i nebber ackonmplishe’d a hat trick before!
* frows teh 50’s stylol baffing hat @ sweetpea *
Yayy fur yore hat trikk.
*kwik manuevering, ducks baffing hat*
U nawt been tu teh hawkee gaem? When U haz teh hattrikk, eberywun haz tu frow U a hat
I wented to teh fites an a hokky gaem broke owt!
*hat misses sweetpea, hits Ana Trolly Katpawv, fey mouse chees player*
in Sovicat Rushya, fey mouse chees players use prawns in their strategees.
yay for chicken beer!!!
Gorkiy kitteh……is comin’ fer yer manifesto.
Mr Gorbachoff, tear down dat LoL!
[Да cat, as purr usual not rly lissening, tears down the hall, skids round da corner, flies down da stairs to da basemint azif chased by capitlolist pigs]
*snerk*
een Rushah…
Rushun armee cat iz watchin yu!
does he has eyes on teh back of his head?
in soevee-et rush-yuh…
copy cat.
Hmmmm . . . sins Ah byed dis hatt, Ah haves da strangess urj tu does ebil.
Lukkee gess, kitteh. Lukkee gess.
OMCC — it tayked 2 minnitz fur dis paij to load. Stoopy ads…
Ai haz Fyrefawks wiv adblokk – soe noe ads!
Ai haz Fyrefawks & just this minnit downloaded adblock. OMCC — what a difference immediately!
Ai <3 Fyrefawks!!!
weer ddi yu gett teh adblok? iz en add-een?
found eet!
Noes! Iz an add-blok
Yesh yesh yesh. Teh download tayked but a sekkund or two, den restarted Firefox (not full computer restart – just Firefox) & teh nastee ads wuz gone — an teh download be free!
Here is the site for anyone using Firefox who is sick of taking nine-ever for ads to load.
Oyez! adn ai ken add moyr bloks tu teh filta jus bai rite-klikun awn teh ad!
*hapi dans*
nauw ai donn has tu sii dat stoopee empyr build ad wif teh loe loe loe kut dres!
Aifink it iz a Fyrefawks add-in (Puddy_tat fikst it up 4 me an Ai wuz awl DO NAWT WANT – till Ai tryed it!)
du yu guiz has teh ‘redd katz’ add-awn furr Firefox? usez littul kitteh avatas fur teh ‘refresch’ ‘bak’ adn udda butt(!)enz!
LOL! Nope — speshlee nawt atwerk. Mah ‘puter iz getting full enuf az it iz.
Noe Ai duzn’t haz red cats – Ai haz bloo cats! Wiv teh liddle fishis wen a noo payj is lodin!
Yur eyes tell awl kitteh!
Wich wuns?
foar noms adn drinkees inz onner ov Annipussissess nawt-sekkund, ai brot sum blinis, adn kavveyar awn tostepotnys wif teh sowercreem, adn beriberi kowld vodd keh foar sippies oar martooney-mayken. Nastrovie!
Iz a liddle laet in mai dai fur dat – iz neerlee bedtiem heer! Teh rest uv u can enjoi tho.
**skwintz eies**
Iz dat relee a hat, oar a sok, oar wut?
* gibs rhsb teh nawt wrinklol creem foar teh skwintee eies. *
Fanks, WRr.
U needs tekillya agin tonite? I gots sum pre-maded margajaritas dat I mite be brakin in2 inna minnit…
if yer socks have eyes……..it’s long past time to do laundry.
Iz dey lyk potaters?
I reckon it depends on how deep the mud was.
Amung uthur fings, I need to do lawndreez dis week-en.
My “To Do” lizst be HYOOJ!
**lawng, sad sigh**
Lenin kitteh has czardines for dinner.
**heddesk**
Ow….
Dan, u iz fulla borscht!
I happen to like beets, red beets………..um, sugar beets?………
.
oh, nevermind.
I herd wat u wuz finkin, mistur!
**pushes Dan to teh NB**
Lenin kitteh marx teh spot by teh smell.
(That wuz an ouchily gud wun, Dan)
*shrugs* hadda……inspiring day.
.
just what I’m inspired to do………..is better left unsaid.
Werk been a monkey-poo fite?
today has been one to tell the analyst about
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just to watch him/her/them cry.
Ooooh, sowwy to heer dat.
Mien nawt bad. I gotted teh dayz awf dat I wantid!
**czechs wun fing awf miel-lawng To Do liszt**
kitteh sez: rasputinfratzen human, quit stalin, and feed me, naow.
yeltzin take a deep breznefff and rest for a moment.
ai-van eet sumtink terrubul!
What you gonna Trotsky out neggst?
Catharen awr grate!!
her horse certianly thought so……
ai has hurd dat iz en urbon lejun!
careful Yuri’ll reach the end Andropov.
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Iz tiem fur me 2 popov! G’nite frenz, g’nite!
slepe tiet, anni!
‘Nite Anni.
Blast from teh past
OMCC!
My collidj hiz-tree teechur played dis in class wunse!
I purrfurrz dis wun bettur.
Vladurday Kitteh!
**Red goes to car, gets cd bag, comez bak in an puts in a cd**
Linkee
Aaaahhhh…tiem to mellow owt a liddlol.
datz neis!
Iz wun of my fabrits frum teh noo cd.
“Her Diamonds” is gud too.
Teh fings u find awn lokal cablol….
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**slow, sad hedshayk**
omg it a soviet russia kitteh!!!!
Glad this kitteh has hat
He can keep in the splorts
lol tehy foundz his secrt jobz