“HAND WASH WITH LIKE COLORS ONLY”
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stryepz tugettha…
Congrats catena! U aer tawp uv teh heep agane!
Conga rats hop into pool and do synchronized swim to “Splish Splash”
slipun adn a-slidun!
Othx. awnlee tuk tree triiz tudae tu beet teh speedee anni!
Kittehs do nawt nead washin
Dey aer selb cleenin
why not…….they knead evveryting else in sight.
U meen kneed laik makin bred! Ai meen nead az in want!
either way……..one can get a bit…..pushy
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and pully, and squeezy.
Ai fink enyy hand doin teh washing will nawt be kneaded, but shredded!
Cat duzzen’t mynd baffs, so lawng az dey’re nawt too lawng. But she haytes habing water in her fur afterwards adn haytes being toweled. Uzually I drop a bunch ob towels in hur favrit hidey spawt adn let her dry hurself. She prefurrs it dat way.
Teh kittehs I reskuud in Charleston – now doze hayted baffs, but it woz teh onli sayf way I could get rid ob ticks on kittehs too yung foar enny powders or stuffs. (Lukewarm water ober fur, tiks came to surface adn showed up cleer, den just picked dem off.) Kittehs complained bitterly, but dey wur badly cobbered. I did teh saym foar teh momma kitteh, to avoid enny risk to teh bebbehs. She squirmed a lot but let me cleen off awl teh nasty nasty bugs.
Awwwz…teh momma adn teh baybeez. so fluffee adn ful ov cuteness awsum! Reskuuin kittehs is be nise. (=^.^=) <—kitteh!
No Bleach Blonde, Please!
NOE BAFF!!! NOE BAFFssss…!!!!!
Wut if ai gibs u a squeeky duck-liek toy?
Make it a jerbil, adn wi’ll fink abowt it!
Wot abowt…. a jerbyl toy wib a lawng wool tayl wib sparkly fings, adn catnip oil shampu.
mebbe eff dere r fyrmins … an a hunnert-dollur towl…
Dew to inflayshun, teh hunnert-dollur towel iz now onli in tee-cloth sizes. Der iz a beri nyse elebenty-dollar towel tho, that iz lion-size.
oooooo…dat soundz nise
ai kyk awl teh culurz … the kyoot strypey culurz … teh blakk, adn teh sillbur, adn teh … teh …
…SPLORT!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Italiana’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
teh purrfect kyoor! …i want HAWT CHOKLIT!!!1!
Stoopy WP eeted mah response.
Weez self-kleening, kthxbai!
whoo – fangyuberimeowtchness, annipuss … teh chawklit adn teh blankie hav makd mih feal mutchness beddur. ai wil consen … kawnsin … fink abowt nussin butt (!!) teh off iss payrolol … taht has teh PLEH!
…gibz mih a fyoo minnitz adn ai wil goe getz teh browneez ai maded, k?
Ahhhh .feal meowtch moar beddur – itz maze ink wut sum chawklit adn a floofy blankie kan due foar a kays uv teh splortz!
Heer arr teh browneez ai maided – sum wif sprinkleezes, sum wif chaweklit kissies awn tawp, adn sum wif teh pnut budur kuppies squoinked daoun in teh middlol. adn foar toze hoo wood purr fur froot, tehr rrr peenk grapiefrootz jsut pikkied frum teh grapiefroot tree inz mai gard dun. Ennchoi!
mmm, brownies!! lubs teh grapfroots too, but today iz a “hand ober teh choklit an no wun gets hurt” kind ob day.
ai noes wachoo meenz – ai neaded teh chawklit fiks awl dai maiselfz. sumtymz its chust lyk taht awn teh Friedeggdaies.
Butt(!!) – izz taym to cloas teh aww fiss adn goe hoam – gawna hybur … hiebear … seepseep awl weekie endz.
Mmm…yesh. ah laiks mah froot. ah lubs it bery muchness. but toodai ish not that kindah dai. toodai ish be laik…i hash a crayvin…a croivin….craw….AH WANTZ SUM CHOKLITS!!!1! kthnxbai!
aggthplah! i ish be eatin ah cheezy poofle adn teh cheezy pawdurr gone adn went downz mah froat! *coff coff!!!* so artifi…artefash…NAWT REEL!
odeer, odeer! *patz KD chentlee awn teh bakk wif sawft pawses* – hazz a sippee uv waddur – beriberi slolee! tahtz wut hapinz wen yu haz teh cheeziepoofz awn teh chawlit-needen dae! izz yu okae naow?? *fur rowz browz in konsern*
You habs yer own grapefrute tree? I habs a jellus.
wih hadded teh lukkee – wen we moooobd intu owur howz, tehr itz wuz, inz teh bakk gard dun … 2 kropz uv peenk grapiefrootz eech yeer – seadluss adn beriberi sweeties – tehy nawt sowwer soe tehy du nawt maik yu tu squinch upz yur fais wenn yu eetz tehm … yu noe getz teh pukkerpuss bekawz tehy izz teh sweeties!
wun uv teh good fings abowt libbing inz teh Sowf, aifinkso!
Awl teh cyoot littlol strypees! *titens CHRG adn putz awn moar gooseytaep* Squeeee! Do Want!
Turn awn teh wadder…if u dair!
Ai iz habbing teh pleh week week week, Whai shud kittehs nawt hab wun tu.
* reeches fur teh waddur fawcett *
mai tu tabbiez wen dey wuz kittenz…
SPLORT warnun!
adn dis won :
brite eeyz
AWWWWWWW!
Sooooooooo sweet!
TY! shylee awfas teh furree paw awf frensheep…eet bii komen frum ‘azevedan’ (lawng storee)
Kthxbai
Itteh Bitteh Hot tubz committeh!
Ah lubs dem……
whirled’z kyootest draynklog!
Splish Splash we arz takin a baff.
i could not chose just one
Use damp tunge onlee. Allaow tu aer dri.
Du nawt skweeze or ring awt.
Kepe nawt-sekund ade kit neerbai.
Where “neerbai” = “strapped to your person if at all possibul.”
U r sew berry rite, LCB!
*nods wif teh voice of experience*
wif lotsa fyremen standin by just in case!
Yu shore it izunt “pre-applied”?
I think ur on to something. Praps better to just check urself into teh Expensive Care Unit beforehand.
Wat iffen yu pre-apply elebenty-foot long bandages, body-wrap, sew claws can’t get yu? (Fink abowt wu reveered cats… Doze anshunt Egypshuns wurn’t stoopid. Oar maybe dey wur, coz teh wuns who did that wur awl dedded, wib cats being prym suspects.)
Pre-applied fyremens?
I fink yur on to sumfing!
an now iz time for teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Turtlol, Scoutaroo, Wileykanuk an cnhoffma an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, orinj caeks wif choklit icing, iskreem, frooty party punch, an noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht sparkle wen tehy bownse, liddle handheld video games wher yoo shoot laz0rs an allygators an teh invading trollz, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
oops, forgetted teh burfday wand
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Yay for Turtlol and teh other birfday-havening peeps!
I is gonna has a surgery wif laz0rs; I wonder if teh goody-bag ones work just as well. Might save some moneys that way. *nods*
Iz fur really surgereez? Gud lukks wif dem! I hopes no smoking boddy parts dis time.
Yes, is fur reals. Is for same place, only there shouldnot be as much smoking this time. But plz to send a fireman anyways, becuz u never does knows.
Oar dat der ar no polees manz der. Smoking insied is nawt leglol U noes.
*runswifakwiness to NB, cheques tew see eff fyrmins r abailoblol*
Okay…free handsum fyremens will be standing by, reddy to du close inspekshun if necessary and/or desired. They will also supply yu wif margaritas or ovver pain-releeving meds, rock tyou to sleeps, and givbe massausages.
Wow that was teh fast! I doesnot even has teh surgery date yet!
HAY! Did I *say* for u to take them back?
They is bery gud wif pre-sirjury preparashuns ov teh site.
Do they use speshul hos— U know whut? I’m just gonna go get settled in teh NB. Laters!
well, if teh goodie-bag laz0rs kan zap trollz, i donut see why tehy cant wurk for yor sir joory. plus tehy comes in many bright culors!! heerz a bonus swish ob teh wand for all to go well. an for firemans.
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ohai awl, Ai sawree Ai mist mai own birfday heer, but Ai wuz habbing sush a gud tyme wif teh Cheezfrens, Ai gotted lawst awn teh way obber heer!
belaytid fanks, BF and LCB….an, LCB? Ai WONTID be layt fur YUR birffday, Ai promiss!
(grins ebillee and runsawaiwifakwikniss)
wayt, WUT? Lazirs? Do NOT Want…..
Plz to bee teh berry berry karful wif teh laundry. Dey is teh delicates!!!
Ohai, frenz!
Fank CC iz Fryday!
I jes gottid in frum werk, payed teh rent, an tuuk teh kitteh foar a walk.
Howz eberywun doin?
Dis lol remynz me: I gotta do lawndreez dis week-en.
Pleh.
Yu kan come and dew myne tu!!
No fankyoo.
Az it iz, I nawt wanna do mien!
Hay, u goin to Wilmoar? Dadcat gonna be dere tomorrow, pushin himz warez. Oh, an itz hiz birfingday too.
Wat bii goin awn in Wilmore? Da Jamboree iz in Nich.
Sum kinda craft show, I finkso. Mebbe awn teh coattayles of teh Jamboree?
**mayks noat to avoyd Nik-vill dis week-en**
Yes, yes! Avoid diz playce at awl costs!! Arrgghh!
U wanna ex-kayp an coming to my town? U can meet Dini!
Kan’t, gotta funeral and stuff.
how did Dini lyke her walk? did you have her on a harness?
Hur lubbed it! Hur lubs goin owtsyde an egg-splorin. Itz been berry raynee heer so I nawt tayked hur owtsyde foar seberal dayz. It wuz dry an nyse dis afturnoon, so I thotso hur wud lyk it.
Yesh, hur goez owt awn harniss. Onlee way I will let hur go, cuz hur has no poynty enz an I nawt truszt hur to nawt bolt. Sir-pryzinglee, hur duz kwite well wif teh harniss.
Ah wil haves wun uv eech.
kthxbai
I wants elebenty of eeach and a jient howse wib lawts ob cat walkways adn tunnels on ebery wall. (Teh kittehs will STILL awl try to sit in teh sunniest spot at teh saym thyme, but at leest dey can hab fun getting there.)
This is one funny hair salon.
Liddill Kittehz lurnz
urlee dat Prittee Wun’s Seenk
kewlesst playss 2 beez!
Strypee Kittehz may
beez Liddill, butz canz still melltz
dayr Prittee Wun’z hart!
Strypee Kittehhz knoez
dayz canz cawzz ‘Sploart!”z. So habz Dukkt
Taypp undurr t3h Seenk!
Jack.
a sinking feeling about tihs
i has it
that’s just yer vanity speekin’
i sink not
you’re basin that on a false as sump tion
*enable Clint Eastwood*
now look, ya drip, I might plug ya
.
(well done….three puns in one sentence, well done indeed)
I alwyz onedured how to wash mai lolz…