Monorail kitteh now hab dining kar
nd den u can go 2 teh sleeping car.
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Noms awn teh moob!
conga rats wonse ehgen, anni!
Ate-weigh tye! Wowzerz! Conga-rat-shoelaces awn beein awn teh tawp spawt!
Oar izzat nyne?
Thx!
congarats and meeses anni! choklit meeses and martoonees to sillybrate?
Dat sownds gud! Thx!
dems teh motahz!
Nao we can travle in complete cumfurt!!
Tawking ob comfort, Catherine Cat (my kitteh) sends a hooooooge fank yu to awl who hab been sending hur best wishes. She’s at teh v e t s, being monitored, to mayk shure she duzn’t hab a bad reakshun to meds. Wun big big surprise – teh dr fawt she was 12! Dis iz dubbul wat she’s s’posed to be. I had a tawk wib Cat, to see iffen she haz been… entirely honest but she sez teh dr iz a silly and she’s onli 6.
{{{{jd an Catherine Cat}}}}
Ai think vetz offen dont reeleee noe much.
We had a “found” kitteh – cayme to teh door awn Krissmas Eve in teh deep snoh – reelee hungree – Elphaba wuz hur nayme. Teh vet sed she wuz about free!! But she awnlee libbed – well fed, warm an muvh luved – fur too moar yeerz, becuz she wuz reelee kwite awld.
We ar awl hoeping fur teh best fur yoo an teh luvlee Catherine Cat.
Ummmm –
Polly Gees to awl ar deer vet frenz heer (an Shera Kitteh Vet, where AR yoo????)
Ai just meen fur teh aige. Nawt awl teh rest.
we hav a joke in owr house that awl adult, healthy animalz are “abowt three yeerz old”.
when we gotted Mia kitteh and Kodi goggie from Animal Aid, they wuz both supposed to be “about three yeerz old”. Old enuff to nawt be a kitteh/puppeh, yung enuff to nawt haz helf problems. Iz gud marketing!
Ohai GP – Ai sed “Ohai” tu yu eerlyer toodai, wen a caymd fru Brumingam; did yu see me waivin?
* slow, sad hedshake * aifinkso wii awl seed yu awn teh noos…
Juss WARE deed yu get dose tasslols frum aneewai? Adn, am eet nawt a littlol cowld owt dere tu bii hanging owt ob teh windoe liek taht?
Mai handul bar tassuls? Tehy is teh byootimuss! An Ai dingalinged mai bykbell fur yu tu – Ai kno hao mush yu lyk teh bykbells!
* narrows eyes * plz tu NAWT bii playing wib yur bykbell wen ai is teh neerbai, fankies!
wud u ravver hab herr plai wif UR bykbell??
OHAI!! There yoo both ar! Ai’ve bin wanting to do this fur the lawngest taim!
*dingalingalingalingaling*
Teh sound ov MAI bykebell!! (an ai dont hav ene tassles)
Ai am having so much funz wif mai noo byke – an ai hav both ov yoo to thank fur it! Ai’ve bin wanting to do this fur yeers – an yoo spurred me awn to do it NAO!
An ai’m up to 12 myols a day wif eeze!! Flat-ish, to be shur – but ai’ve awnlee had it fur about free weeeks!! weeeks! weeeeks~!!
{{{{{{{{GP}}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{Ambercat}}}}}}}}
Thankz frum teh bottom ov mai hart!!!
An Ai hoep teh hart ob yur bottom is enjoining yur gnu byk too!
:snerk:
wut??
no, i wuz not snerking at Janetz hart uv hur bottom… nope, not mii…
Hmmmmmmmm. . . .
Yay fer Janet an hurr byke! Lookit hurr goe!
oh mai.
JCH4K mite yet shayme me into byke riding…
Oh yesh yesh yesh!! An wehn we ar awl gud enuf, we can go visit skwerlgrrrl an hav a beeg biking weekweekweekend!!
{{{Janet}}} is awl part ob teh serbiss * nod nod *
kthxplxtuleebetehmunniesawntehsydeunmarkedbillsfankies
mee thinks this is the entertainment car wif teh conga-meeses, not the dining car!
* puts awn Fact Troll mask *
Err… actually… I think, I THINK you’ll find that those are Gerbils, NOT Mice… OMG! It’s SO obvious… You people are SO…
* wips awf mask wib a kwikness *
PLEH PLEH PLEH!!! EW EW EW!!!
Sry GC! Deed ai scare yu?
are you positively sure they’re not ducks?
* skwinks at picshore *
hmm…
* cleens littlol glasses *
hmm…
* skwinks at Hugh *
mebbeh…
why a duck?
Third base!
why a no chikkin?
Whut’s on second?
cause the yes chikkin is apparently hitch-hikin’ to Modesto?
Those last five commints are CLASSIK!
*laffs merrilee in agree mintz*
why not a duck?
*having flashback to the lol of a goose wrongly identified as a duck and the t-r-o-l-l-s who came out of the woodwork in droves to make sure we knew it was a GOOSE dammit!!*
Fond memmriez!! We can haz tehm!
Oar teh – wuz it an ocelot?? LOL!!
Oar eben teh last wun. Tho it wuz just wun purrrson hoo sed it wuz NAWT a lolrus! But it did maek me laff!
aifink dey are gooses… yep – canaidian goosies!
taht jus maid meh laff an laff, nawt shure wai but it tikkled mai funnieboan. Noe sooner wud wun sai it wen up wud pop anuvver tew sai it agin
hi hi – issa refleks nao ai fink
Yes!!! it went awn and awn!!! An it DUZ maek mee laff – just thinking about it!
Maybe tath paige shud bee sumwhere in Lore an Legens!!
EEEECCCCKKKKK!!!!!! *scamperscrableawaiwifakwikness*
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.
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*peeks out frum unner bed*
oh, its yew GP! ai fink I need some choklit to calm my nerves!
* hands GC a Chokklit Sally Mander wib Cherreh filling *
Well – ai think GP iz rite. Thoz ar teh Dansing Gerblols in ther greenruum. Oar awn teh way to there next engagement!
*sqintsqintsqint*
maybee. im not verree gud at rodint recognishun!
FangQ for teh chokklit sallymander GP!
Ai noe, ai noe!!! Ai awlwaiz mix mausies an gerblols up – in pikchoors, eneway!
Purrrhaps iz part ov mai prosopagnosia????
I didnot knoes u had that! Does u has trubble recognizing avatars too?
proso..???? *scurrees awf to consult teh oracle at google*
hmmm… fayce blindness. interesting…
I has teh opposite. I recognize faces but am teh very bad wif teh names. Peeps at work all know me and say “LCB! O hai!” and I’m all “Um, yeah, o hai… you!”
oh oh oh ai has taht tu!!! wen ai is awf trayning mai Phlonquees in teh ottur awffices, ppl is awl liek “Ohai GP! Hao yu is?” adn ai is awl liek * blank *
* nod nod * Sea? Wii DOES has sumfing in commun!
Yeah, itsn’t that a kwincidence, um, you.
O, yesh yesh yesh!!!
So… eet wus SO nyce tu seeing yu agen! Ai wheel has mai ppl cawl yur ppl (huebber dey is!) adn wii wheel du lunsh!
* airkiss *
Sounds gud! Be sure to say hello to… um… give my best to… um… yeah! *nods*
Ob corse ai wheel! O, adn plz tu saying “Ohai!” tu umm… anee fambilee adn frends yu mite has.
Beeg fan ob yur werk… * nod nod *
LOL!!! Ai can haz both!!!
Ai wuz awn teh street in Salzburg wunz – wif mai tehn fiance – an sumwun cayme up – taht ai think ai noo – an ai cudn’t introdoos him cuz mai mind went blank about hiz nayme!!!
But ai dont hav it reelee severelee. But a tuch iz awl it taeks to maek sum funeee (ha ha!) problims!
Umm – teh nayme ov teh fiance – nawt teh odder purrson.
Maybe explanes why hims tehn feeawnsay?
mee free! tank goodness for badges at werk! tho it is hard to sneek a peek at their name!
Ai fink ai ha a mild case ov it. In mee, iz eezier to see and remember fayses ov hansum mens…
I read sumwhere that the swedish crown princess has that too!
JANET IS TEH SWEDISH CROWN PRINCESS???
Ai thort ai wuz in cog neeto! Ai dint want enewun to noe!
OK, I WON’T TELL ANYONE!
O, so TAHT’S wai teh King ob Swizzleland hadded a picshore ob Janet awn hims libbing ruum wall!!! Aifortso mebbeh hims wus juss a beeg fan ob ICHC!
we’ll keep your sekret!
*starts tossing rose petals infrontof JCH4K and aranging for redcarpets and royal trumpeters*
sorry Janet – ai diddunt realise it was a sekrit – you know, after seeing teh picshoors frum that date with the king ob swiss cheeseland in Hello! magazeen…. ooh – dots!
Oh thankz so much, gammacat! That’z VERREE sweet!
But. . . dont yoo think it mite maek peepl a bit – suspishuz??
We need anubber benefit concert, ifinkso. I’ll prepayr teh dinnerplayt… errr, stage.
jd – wuzn’t it just yur burfday?? An dint we miss it???
Teh boo fey car is nao opin!
no no no nomming the rodints!!!
OOOO! mocha an chokklit snakies! Yummie!
Butt(!!) which tew chews?
*Chewz witch*
Eeewwww….. Blecht….. Ptui!!!!
*hands cweenmj a good witch*
heer, try this, bad witches are pleh!
be careful
.
I dated, for a time, a woman named G’linda (letters omitted to save my….um, backside)
.
be rrreeeaaal careful about that one
V.O.E. doncha know.
Vindictive and Overly Evil?
voice of experience
Pick ur own!
Poem for fall:
O wrinkl’d leaves
Crisp on this ground
O frost of morning
Crunching sound
I watch the squirrel
And nuts he gathers
I think of all the
Stuff I’d rather
Be doin with
My dwindling years
But watch them fall
Like leaves — o dear!
Ai lyke itt!
luvellee jennybookseller!
Klappity, klappity!!!!
Fankeez fur dhe lubblee pome!
so troo!
@@@@@
vry nice!
Thanks! So excited! Just finished my novel starring kitties, one doggie, and set in a used bookstore! Well, first draft, anywho.
*sits still, trying to polish polish polish that novel*
*peekz ober jennyz sholder tu seeing
*deh kittehz cavorting frew deh novel.*
i like dat wun!
Adn dis wun ober heer.
Adn dat wun up on deh top shelf.
An heer yoo go! Just fownd it an EEEEEEEKbay!!
TEN bottlols ov buk pawlish!!! Will taht doo it???
Tanks sew! Black jus lik the typt werds!
Eeekbay gots eberyting!
*sits bak to polish wit new polish*
*goes looking for teh bar car to order a Rusty Skwerl*
Make mine a Blue Hawaii please. And my little friend will have a Shirley Temple.
i finso I wud liking a a Scrooge Driver.
Ach! Mii tu!
*hans Hugh a bloo hawaii*
u can haz AWL teh bloo hawaii, no lyke heer! wai tew sweet foar mii!
*goez bak tew her G&T*
Oooh, I changed my mind. I can has Alaskan Polar Bear Heater?
*narrows aiis*
r u goin rogue awn us?
*checks face in mirror*
Lessee… fondant, eyeliners, maracas, stick-on lips…
Nope. Not waring any rouge today. U’re safe. As far a u know.
Duz u haz ur Mool On??
I felt subversive today so I is waring Khmer insted.
fondant and maracas? tsk tsk tsk, you knows ur not supposed to mix thos after Labor Day.
butt (!) kan u see uh-lass-kuh frum ur howse?
Can yoo doo sum fancee pad gent wawking fur us???
If I could do teh fancy pageant walking I wouldn’t need the scholarship.
I dunno if I can see it or not. I is too askared of hites to go up on teh roof to see.
Ah gud, ai seas teh extry Rodints ai oardurred is heer tu getting ebberyfing reddy fur LCB’s nite ob Mysery awn teh 5st Oktobrrr…
Huh? Whut? “Wii is habbing a partee?” Yu sai? O, yesh yesh yesh!!! Deed yu nawt no???
* nod nod * ower berry own lolcatburglar is terning… * czechs paypurs *
umm… err… well, yesh… hurr is habbing a burfdai awn teh 5nd Oktobrr, uh huh, yesh. Adn wii Piggehs ober at Guinness Piggeh (c) Cheezland Ebents (is baysicklee juss me in mai cyoobiclol) has bion werking arownd teh clock tu getting ebberyfing reddy awn thyme!!!
Ai gess ai shud rly moobe taht clock… is rite in teh wai…
Nao, plz tu bii HEER awn teh 5rd awn teh 6am Cheezthyme LOL (is noon EST adn 5pm TTI – yu kin werking owt teh rest) fur a BERRY formerl dinnur partee! Plz tu be waring yur cocktayl dressees adn / oar tuckspeedos, taeking yur seets adn teh ennertaynmunts wheel beginnify…
Nao, Scrooge McPig, lolpigburglar, Mick adn ai awl has sum err… stuffs wii kneads tu doing at teh start ob teh partee so wii mite nawt bii heer awn thyme… sooo… iffn yu has a sawng yu wants tu sing, oar a prezunts yu wants tu gibb oar a show yu wants tu put awn, plz tu going rite ahed… uh huh, yesh.
O, won moar fing… dere wheel bii a littlol Murder… umm, ai meen BURGER Mystery fur yu awl tu solbing as teh nite wares awn so plz tu bii peeling yur eyes fur cloos… fankies!
* shuffles sordid paypurs * lemme sea… deed ai missing aneefing???
Cocktayl Dresses, Tuckspeedos, 5nd Oktobrr, 6AM Cheezthyme, Mystery.
Uh huh, yesh, taht’s awl folks!!!
yu nede tu borroe moyr fingaz adn toosies tu kaont dat hie?
Peeling mai eyez!!??!?!?!?!?!?
Ow!! Ow! ow!!
Let me peel you a grape instead my cween, that’s practically painless
Tankz!! sowndz much beddr, ifinso.
haow elig.. ellej.. fancee!
Deh cween must tu awlwayz b deh ellee ghant. (not tu b kunfuzed wif deh elolafant.)
nao…DATS, keepin’ on toppa yer dinner plans.
{{{{{{sdh}}}}} Yoo AWLAIZ maek me laff!!
LOL!!! See??? Eben moar!!! Oh StageDanHand! ROFL!!!
*bows*
.*hat falls off*
*hair falls outta control*
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*people run screaming in fear of the “avalanche”*
stagehanddan! ai hasnt seen yew in a while! how’ve you bin? did RL swallow you?
chewed, swallowed, spat-up&out, step-ed upon, covered, dug-up, and put back in harness.
{{SHD}} mi tew! aym just waitin for thins to get quiet in December
(eeeck, mai boss just walked intew my cube!)
Did yoo hav taim to hyde teh trum pitz an teh rozes????
yup! i stuffed them under teh piles of paper!
Dis is why u shud neber haz a compleetlee cleen desk. Wut wud u hied stuff unner wifakwikness?
Whut? Oh, Ize jus…um…keepin teh drafts off tehr littul howse. Yeh, dat’s it. Teh drafts. An…an…makin shur tehy don’t fall owt. In case of gravitee whorlz. Yu noe, grabity whorlz? Frum hypurspase? Is fizziks. Rite.
Rite!!
Plz to nawt nommin teh rodintz!!! Dey beez frendz — nawt fuds!!!!1!!!!!
hmm – Ai canute find Skwirrgrl anywhere to give hur this…
so i’ll just put this very carefully down heer and tip toe over theer to thinkk bout taxes oar bills or sumfing…
FangQ for teh warning! even wif a CHRG & gooseetaype I almost lost it!
Awwwwww!!!
That is a very sweet looking kitty.
Poor yerbils dont have nearly a big enough cage
Cool I love it