You woke me up … ?
You woke me up … ? Youz better be on fire or sumfin …
no. just wanted 2 tell u ur noo name.
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Schmoooo!!
I don fink it will halp.
gib kitteh sum schwimps mehbe?
yesh, shwimps be a gud peas offering.
Ai hav sum frozen peas. Will taht do??
Hey guys. I hope dere’s nawt a splort…
yesh, butt(!) whirled peas is eben bedder, aifinkso.
pj has a nawt second, solo! Yu duz nawt share the frowny face ou dis kitteh!
braiv peejay nawt skerrd ob dadkat….
ai wud prefurr tu hab sumwun elze beetween meh an dat kitteh
mehbe an cuplol sumbuddies
congerblolations (the conga rats be unner da wether)
Oh, fankies; fer nawt bringin out da ratz!
Conger EEELS ar dansing nao???
Waht ar they waring???
Elektrik bloo?
Donut disturb!
wadja doo……..hittem’ wiffa torus shaped sticky pastry?
[HOMER] Mmmmm…. sticky pastry. [/HOMER]
It beddur nawt be…..glazed.
*shuddurz*
I haz had dis fayse….
.
.
wunse oar twise.
ohai, red, haus yore kitteh-bitteh?
(ebberywon prolly in bed now. ai Bees a bit layt 4 dis parteh)
Iz anybody HONGRY?
AI iz
mee three!
**gets in lyne**
Dis foar teh fuds?
**gibs up**
**goes to fridj**
Rummidj, rummidj…
**comez bak wif Redskin Potato Salad frum a fabrit lokal fud playse**
Nomnomnomnom….
wut? yu dint ete it awl yestdy? oar yu byed moar? Ai haz sum chikunz in da ubben, awlmoast redy, /Beddur go warsh up awl. Iz Gracie Allen style cuking. Wen smal wun iz burnt big wun iz redy.
I’m rashunin it. Iz nawt cheep, an teh stoar iz at leest 30 mielz away.
I yoosed teh ubben foar teh nawt-sekkund tyem teh uthur nite……an set awf teh smoak alarm!
Yis, iz cheepur tu maik it yruslef but ai du nawt awlwaiz maikz it so gud. Nd ai shur dont go tu stor 30 mialz awai. tu muxe tiem ina car du nawt want.
ai hassa ideer: pull teh smoke allarm outta teh wall, take a picher ob it, an post it on “thereifixit”
*snerk*
Sigh. Yesh. An mai fuds is still kukkin. wait wait wait!
Kittehs nawt mind bein woked up fer gushies!
I haz been to farmer’s mart, and halve too much ob eberyfing. We hab..
Appols
Bananas
Carrots
Delishus turnups
Ebrey buddy halp yerselfs!
Fresh figs!
Green tomatoez fur frying
Haricot beens
I. . .
Iz an karnibore – wut bee deez veggiez?
Jinormus kabbiges
Klumps ob radeeshez
L….
Limes
Mangos
Nuttella
O…
Left ober chilli frum lass nite (It has beef and spagettti)
Many fresh toppins
Nextarinies
O…
Orange fizzeh soda
Pinappl serbrt
Question keboaubs
R…
Roobarbz an Raddishes
Spinnitch
Tomaytoes
U…
Lettus
Mangos
Nectarines
O…
Hmmph, da question keboaubs look questionable.
Red ripe timatoes
Stringy beenies
Tiny wite potatoes
W…
Watercresses salad
Xtremely hot mint chutney
Yellow carrot coin in buttercreme sauce
Zucchini boat filled with rice&beans!
Turnupz iz nawt dlishus.
eggplantz
Fennel
Gravenstein apulz
H……
Hunneybarries
Inviziblol turnips
Jinormus beets
Kiwi froot
L…
let-us,
make-us,
noes, yoo naught teh boss ob mii,
Opin dis cann,
pore teh kibblol in my bowl,
QUICK NOW!
reelly fast,
smooz wiff mii,
treets now, mahm,
vichtulols, 2,
wadder, nyse an fresh,
x tra gushi fuds,
yummy stuffs,
zippee, yippee!!!
“Zippee, yippee!!”
*snerk*
zippee yippee……..hmmm.
.
that’s gotta sting.
was mai Nap time!
wuz mai pre-nap naptime!
iss N E buddy still up?
Buncha earlyburds, I finx! “I hassa tired” “wah wah!”
i am, just
procrastinating washing the disheswayting for sum dishes to soak so i can finish washing tehmI am doin dishes rite now 2!
well, teknikly, i’m NOT doing dishes at teh moment. but tehy’s sitting in tehr wayting for me…
wut time zone iz yoo in, pjperry? i’z currently in Pafisik, but after daylight savings tiem ends (if it ever duz) i’ll be bakk in Mowntin
Central. Iz 12:52ish hear.
ooh, you ARE up laet. i luvs to stay up taht late, but tehn cant get up teh next morning to get teh boi to skool.
wuz luking at “there i fixed it.com” very funny, speshully anyfing tagged “tax dollars at work” or “probably illegal.”
yesh, it iz teh funneh! it beez won oklock hear, an I shud beez in bed…gotz 2 rite about teh book “Dogtown”, on amyzone–juss finised teh advanced copy ai gotted frum amazon vine–ai gotta hurry an rite my reebew B4 eye 4gits whut i redded—(eye is gitting 2 old!)
happy writing!!
well, thoze dishes iznt going to wash tehmselfs (aw….) so i better gets to it.
buy, buy Ell-Emm!
Ohai, moon mom!
how yoo bee?
ohai kitkay, okay i gess. culd be better, culd be wurser. an yoo?
snerk! dats teh look main orinj-boi gibs me sumtims!
(hubbeh kat tew, now that I think of it!)
Ai duzzint smell smoak. Y u buggin meh?
“Charlee, hay, Charlee”
*danses own kittehz hed*
wake up Charlee, yoo silleh sleepee hed!
*danses sum moar*
h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPONTneuaF4
dis is a rlly stuped old viddy-oh, butt (!) aye still lykes it!
(eye dont no how 2 mayke a direkt lynkee)
heerz how:
{a href=”websiteURLhere”}wut yoo want teh link to be called{/a}
plz to replace teh curvy brackets wif teh corresponding poynty brackets (teh ones over teh comma an period)
you had best be on fire…….
.
.
and ahm gonna put it out wiffa pitchfork.
I’d purrfurr dere be fyremenz inbolbed.
fyremenz maek eberything betteh, aifinkso
ANOM!
I has gibbed werd befoar dat I nawt to be wayked up unless teh howse oar itz inhabitints iz in danjur.
Me too. I’m NOT a pleasant person when I’m awakened unexpectedly for no good reason.
I’m sirpryzed I wuz as nyse as I wuz today, consideriin I nawt sleeped gud last nite.
Sleep-depryved redhed iz NAWT a gud fing!
*Shudders*
Egg-zaklee!
I try to nawt be grumpee, butt I has my momints…
**WARNING**
I will prolly has a beeg grumpee arown teh 24th. Jes sayin.
just ask the last door to door salesman who came to my place, and woke me up after a show. that was several years ago.
.
.
haven’t had a salesperson since.
**snikkurs**
Wunder if dere be sum sort of “code” at ur playse foar salezmenz, lyk teh hoboes used ta do?
orly? like what?
Avoid at all costs
Beware: scary dude
Crazy man resids here.
D….
Do nawt disturb, himz desturbed enuf!
Enter at ur own risk
Feerse man insyde
Go ‘way, srsly!
Hide yur valubles
Inside is the angree kitteh
Just to many ppl die heer
Knives may be involved
Lunatik, nuff sed
Man, dis d00d iz crazee
Nobodee iz brayv enuff!
OMG dis guise crayzee!
Publick emenee
Quik! Run away!
R…
Runn ehweh effen yu noe wotz gud fur yu
Soe yu gotz tu ax yurseff….ar yu feleun lukee, punk?
Tiym tu trii eh neuw karere
Upp adn aowt yu wil goe
V…
Violins will be applyed
Why u still standin heer fool?
Xtreem danjur, will robinson!
Yelling imminint
Zippoz in yoose!
Do NAWT disturb!!!
Even if you fink I lyke you!!
F bombs may fall
G…
Why did I get kicked out and frown to da bottom?
Oh, I nawt hit reply fer nesting spot? :blush:
ahai, pjp!
Ahoi, kitkay! How you bee!
oh, ai bee fare-2-middlolin, i guess…
wuz just looking at teh bestfriends dot org animule sewsighitty, pritty cool!
I’m guessing SHD posted the salesman’s skull on a pike outside his door. That would keep me away (well – that and the fact that I wouldn’t go door-to-door selling something).
*bashfully* naw, I couldn’t do THAT………the county doesn’t allow pikes that close to the road.
.
.
now nailing one to the garage roof……..that’s another matter entirely.
Yeers ago, a guy wuz sellin gravesites to a cemetery.
I tolded mahm dat ifn I go befoar hur an hur putted me in dat cemetery, I wud haunt hur until hur mooved me!
*snickers*
Sew…witch wun iz yu? Hub or Garth?
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I have no idea, mebbe the one who flys the Stearman…….I’ve done that………sorta.
Napcat
haz bin desterbed
and the desterbeder is in grave peril.
.
or just plain peril.
.
or mebbe gravey…….depends on if da kitteh’s hongry.
Even if da kitteh juss ate, if you say: Whose HONGRY?, dey all come runnin!
Let me go in there and face the peril!
**gibs NS a lawng, strawng hug**
Godspeed, my fren.
nope, it far to perilous.
Look. It’s my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
no it isn’t
.
(btw, Cleese and Palin, a pairing difficult to better)
kent ai has jus eh littul perul?
No – itz unhelfee!
Dey iz brillyunt, aifinkso!
bai guise! hazza nise weekweekweekend
U 2!
Dan – U mite a-pre-she-ate teh t-shirt I camed cloas to buyin an warin to werk.
“You don’t have to be crazy to work here. They’ll train you.”
whai petz hayt Hallawene
LOL! thoze are awsum. pore aminlols… teh igwana (or wuteber teh lizurdy wizurdy fing iz) iz awsum, but teh pore liddle goggie dressd up liek pokahawntus luked so humiliyated… but teh harry potter kitteh duznt seem to mnd too much. ifinkso teh purrsun hoo made teh goggie teh poleesman an teh kitteh teh prizuner iz going to find himself in teh kage if himz not careful!!
To all teh peeps hoo wuz tawking awn teh last lol abaot adblocker awn Fyrefawkes…Fankees bery mushly! Ai juss updayted mai fyrefawkes adn gawts adblocker adn its teh bomb! Noe moer cleevage starein’ at meh!
o…ai haytud dat ad!!! teh boobz wuz awlwais eey lefful!
*claps floofee paws*
*duz happitayl dansdansdans fur mezzomom*
this picture isnt lol material at all. its just a cat laying on its side. is it me, or is that not funny.
Dat’s mii awn caturday mawning. Dew nawt deestrub unner enee cirkimstance!
Hay, datz me! Ai hazza sic, anna stoopy fone jist reenged an wakey wakeyed me, an it wuzza stoopy purlitcul reekordin cawl. Nao ai hazza sik anna angree.
Awwww.
*smoothes PH’s fevvurs*
*givs PH sum
chikkinvegetablol soop*Ofankyoo nightshayde! Iz deeleeshush, ai shore. **wishes hur cud tayst**
**putz NS soop inna frigamatur** Aiz gonna try tu go bak tu sweeps. Habba gud nite, cheezfrens! AI nawt hugz ineewun wut nawt hazza mask, in kayse ai iz kuntayg…concave…contameg… um, catchin. Gud nite awl!
Sleep well & feel better!
git well, burdee!
Butt aye woked yu up fur tu gib yu brakefest in bed.
That’s mii awn Caturday!!!
Dat will be me inna moarnin.
Speekin of witch….I finkso I’m goin to bed.
‘Nite, Cheezypeeps!
Or Sunday, exspcially awn Munday, well Tuesday too, kinda awn Wednesday, well….Thursdays aren’t good either, and Fridays, I’m really tired. Hmm….
Gud nite, Cheezpeeps! Ebbreewun haz a lubberlee Caturday & a grayte week-week-weekend in jeneral!
G’nite nightshayde, PH, rhsb!! Has teh sweet dreems! dis sleppeh iz kuntayg…concave…contameg… um, catchin…
*yawn*
Olny 8 oclolock heer adn Aim reddy fur bed…
*slo sad hedshayk*
Teh ol gray mayr seh aint wut seh usta be…..
I am new and don’t know the language yet, but just had to comment that I wouldn’t want to mess with disturbing this kitty from a deep slumber; she’s got quite a paw for such a svelte thing!
i bet thoze paws are conseeling sum srs poynty endz!!
(welkom; teh lospeek iz opshunal
)
OMCC!! I hassa awesum to report. My unclol and ai started a weight loss contest in Joolie. Ai em happeh to report taht ai are full of win!! Mai goal by Christmas wuz to be at 248 lbs. Him haz nawt gotten tu his goal, but I am der at mine NAO!! I haz moar tiem to get rid uf moar weight!! *clears froat*
*does bestest Tarzan impresshun in exclamashun of joy*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
W00t!!! w00t!!!
Loozing deh wate b berry hard!! U haz dun awsum!!!!
conga ratz, jeremy!
Hay Jeremy, watz up wiff Jack an Jewel?
Jack and Jewel are boaf GRRRRRRRRRREAT! Ai get tu see littlol Jack dis Sunday!! Jewel has been a beeeg blessin’ from CC dis week. She haz come out tu play wif mu 3 times and she finks ai am a climbin toy!!
hooray for jeremy!! taht iz not eezy to do. gud lukk to yor unklol too.
Ummm, maybe shud nawt be too interruptin, an taht wud be teh smart thing to do…um…nawt to do..in mah current state of… ahem… celebration…BUT: it appears I am not yet unconshus from teh sellabration…So!!!!!
Ai haz a (hic) (sawry!) announcement tew be makin an…(up!) (sawry)(whew, glad that one is finished…hic!)…(uh-oh)…
I am most apolololagetic to be interruptin the friedegg nite caturday morning sillybrations…espeshully unner teh full moon……..but!…….um…but….Sunny haz gud news, oh yesyesyes!
(to be parafrazing a fren uv mine)…(up) whew!
drunk mode off/sober mode impersonated…will continue naow…
It turns out that when Tr0ll came out of teh coma an was paralyzed awn his intyre rite side…um…was NOT BRAIN DAMAGE FROM TEH CARDIAC ARREST LASTING TOO LONG…but he had a brain fungus (come on. who gets a BRAIN FUNGUS? DOES NAWT HAPPEN ON “HOUSE!”) Was really, really a freakin brain fungus makin him half paralyzed.
Um…so…they has treeted teh brain fungus (taht duz nawt even sownd reel when sober, come on, a BRAIN FUNGUS? NOBODDY GETS BRAIN FUNGUS!…BUT…BUT…him IS GETTING BETTER!!!!!!
So! on Mondane he will be transferred to a skilled nursing facility to complete rehabilitation an a mostly full recobbery is expected!!!
Oh, and by teh way, Sunny haz a happy, oh yes yes yes!…an fankee fankee fur teh heeling beams, they really work an I lubs teh world an will prolly regret this post in the morning….because…..
Sunny haz a happy, oh yes yes yes!
Oh, an BTW, not being silly now, I owe such a huge debt of gratitude to all Cheezfrenz for being here for me in this awful time. I hope I can somehow convey to you all how much you have helped and comforted me! {{{{{Cheezfrenz}}}}}
Um, Baron von White Bear says it is time for sleepy-bai now. Sweet dreams and true love to all!
{{{{{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}}}}
Ai’m so happee to heer this grate noos!
An nebber bee embarist to be teh beared ov gud noos!!!
An ai agree – teh cheezpeepl ar wunderful. Ai wuz having an AWFUL taim laszt yeer at this taim – an tehy halped sooooo much. Ai still cant beleeve ebreething they did. But it DID maek it bedder. An ai got thru it.
But ai noe yoo ar dansing awn aire tonite – an itz a gud thing to share!!!
SH, dis kinda noos be most welcum….interruptin uf teh sillbrayshuns wif gud noos es gull o WIN! Yay foar teh Tr0ll day him es getting beddur. Yaaaaaaaay! *runs around in circlols*
Oh, sunnyhuckle, dat be the wundermaus gnus! YAYAYAYAYAY! *has a beeg happitayle fur sunnyhuckle an Tr0ll!*
YAAAY!!! Dat is teh grate nooz.
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{{{{{{{{{{Sunnyhuckle an Troll}}}}}}}}}}
Oh, Sunny, @@@@@@!!!!! Awshum an winn!! Am so happitales fer yous!! {{{{{Sunny and Hubby}}}}!!! YES YES YES!!!
Oh my, haz tride to do a happytayl danz but… keeps falling over an giggling like a lunatic…Sunny haz a happy, oh yes yes yes!!!!!…an fankee for replying before I pass out on teh floor frum teh happiness…but…Sunny haz a happy, oh yes yes yes!
I hadda sad day, butt((!!)) izza so much bedder now!! Gnitities, sunny, an all cheezies!!!
Aw PJ, did not take time to read earlier posts! Wut iz rong? Can I help?
Oh, PJ! Haz a BIG sawry! Iz you OK? What can I do to help? I have SO nawt been heer for my frens, an you haz been heer for me? Pleez can I help? {{{{{PJ}}}}}
Ai did nawt see teh post fur whut es wrong for PJ, but ai gibs hugs anyway
{{{PJ}}} and offers big steamin mug uf hawt chawklitt? Ais has been drinking sum here(sugar free, of course) ’cause it is brrrrrrrrrrr outside tonight.
*continues runnin’ round een circlols from SHs noos about teh Tr0ll*
Ohai, guys, I juss hadda bad coupla days, Nuffin too bad. Punkin killt a mouse in my kitchen. I don’t lyke mice at all. Hearin yer good news is a welcome distraction.
YAY!!! YAY!!! YAY!!! WOOT WOOT WOOT!!! Soe happy fur yua n yur Troll, Sunny! Prayers ar answered! {{{{{Sunny an Toll}}}}}
Aarg! Bad spellin in Lolspeek????? {{{{{Sunny an Troll}}}}}
Yay! w00t! Yay! w00t! Yay! w00t! Yay! w00t!
O dis iz wunnerful wunnerful WUNNERFUL neuws!!!
Whoot whoot WHOOT!!!
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Yay! Ai’m verre happi for you adn your Troll. {{{{sunnyhuckle adn Troll}}}}
yay!! w00t w00t!! taht iz wunnerful – brayn fungus may be weerd but iz treetable!! yay!!
You’re In Luck!