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  1. PoussinBoi says:

    U no getz awai !!!

  2. starling says:

    Third kitty: “Mah brudders, tehey be spesyul”

  3. rodney dill says:

    I’m not touching you…
    I’m not touching you…
    I’m not touching you…
    Like heck I’m not…

  4. iz tis the Rumbel inz te Jungel?

  5. ghg says:

    Nawt tu worree bowt kitteez fieting

    • PoussinBoi says:

      Oh nose! Hold on, LOW!
      Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights flasheding
      *Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
      *Rinses in room temperature soda water
      *Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
      *Places head bonez back into place
      *Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv pictures of spring vegetables on it
      *Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
      *Leads low to the splort recovery lounge
      *Here’s a lovely little martoonie in a tall glass. Enjoy!
      *DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger. K?

  6. vervain says:

    kitteh sisseh fite!

  7. Zuby says:

    Dis is how wurld leedrz shud settle disputes. See? Kittehs have lots’n'lots to teech the pink things…

    -Zuby
    (RIP)

  8. Michelle says:

    As Don King kitteh looks on shrewdly…

    :)

  9. mynameisstan says:

    So cute

  10. probiesaurus says:

    tsk tsk. Kids dese days, always organising fights & posting them on mytube and youspace and whatnot. Dear me, what is the world coming to?

  11. Erastes says:

    did no-one notice the white kitteh changed colour?

  12. FL70 says:

    Da firs rool of kitteh fite, is no talk about kitteh fite!

  13. mcclaud says:

    A NEW CONTENDER APPEARS!!!

  14. oobaka says:

    Michael Vick’s next venture?

  15. Evvie's housemaid says:

    I’d have been worried – but that fight? It’s taking place in a CROTCH. The purrson wouldna let ‘em actually hurt one another.

  16. vixenfinder says:

    an epic battle of epic proportions

  17. missingkitsune says:

    dwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. is kute. kitteh squabubblez

  18. Fritters says:

    There are kittens in your crotch. You’ve got crotch kittens. Get to the nurse before it spreads to the other children.

  19. angelzrealm says:

    aweee! splort

  20. theshewolf says:

    WELCOME TO WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING!
    FUZZY ADDITION!!!

  21. --E says:

    Two cats enter! One cat leaves!

  22. dazzle says:

    I love how the tortoise shell kitteh is just like “sup guys” on the leg.

  23. a_g says:

    that’s not fighting

    they are just making love in a different way

  24. The Crapture says:

    *SPLORT*
    just leave my brains where they are, i don’t need them today…or if you must pick them up, park them in a nice jar of vodka until i get back

  25. maxon says:

    Teh stripey cat must die.

  26. max says:

    i think ive seen a porno that starts out that way…

  27. Robyn says:

    The stripey cat seems to be the instigator.

  28. sierraseven says:

    Fite! Fite!
    Iz teh cyootest fite ebar.
    Kittehs nebar hab fud fites – dey noes fuds iz fer nommin’, nawt liek silleh hoomins, troe fuds at eech odder.

  29. Jody says:

    I has a jealous of that lap. That looked like fun!

  30. nachonaco says:

    Iz da brownie stripey a Bengal kitteh?

  31. claudia1778 says:

    Dat’s teh kyootes fite I ebur did zeee!

  32. Pepe says:

    Dat tortey kitteh is da referee!

    • Ryu says:

      nah, the torty looks like he’s all. “I’m SO out of this one.”

      lol

      • skitter janerose says:

        meow dont tink doze kittehs verri serius abwt fite. ah no c claws owt nd sumtymes ah tawt dey abowt 2 fal aseep! Ah tink dey even kiss durin fite. meow waz sur dey fal bak 2 sleepy awl cuddly nd cozi at end. momcat aks meow 2 aks u kwestshun; a h awlwayz tel hur meow nawt put on earth 2 b hur secetarri; raddur, ah put here 2 b spoiled 30 hrs, at leest, a dai. but sumtymes ah suppriz hur, sew ah wil dis tyme. hur want 2 kno why cant sen e-mayles sumtimes frum web page cauze line wit lotta rum 2 put fren’s names nawt dere! ware it b? whi it no dere where belong awl de tyme? Thanx, iz verry laet, momcat sownd aseep nd meow plannin 2 tip-paw up mai steps (her made verri nise ones 4 me cauze ah convince hur no cld get up dat hi no moar. Iznt tru but wanted c whut hur do.) Lets jst sai hur b verri wel traned. onse up ah wil pounce on hur tummi. finally, a skitter janerose Purrl uv Wizdom: “A goggie iz a goggie…a burd iz a burd…but a kitteh..iz a GOD!!! g’night

  33. skitter janerose says:

    meow tink dese kittehs luv eech udder berri mutch. Ah no c claws owt az dey tussled; teh thurd kitteh’s claws owt but he no join dem! Meow waz sure dey wuld fawl aseep awl cuddly at de end. Momcat haz kwestshun nd tho ah awlwayz xplane me no put on earth 2 b hur secetarri, evry onse in wheil meow supprize hur. Den wee go bak to spoilin meow fultyme. Hur want 2 kno whi hur nawt abel 2 e-mail pikshurs frum web site awl de tyme cauze de line 2 put fren’s addesses not dere sum time. Thnx, skitter janerose

  34. ivie says:

    brave lttle kittyz

  35. Princesskitty says:

    *Mai hyooman!!
    noes! Mai hyooman!!
    smack! i sayed mai, eets mai
    whack! adn I sayed eets mai hyooman.*

    :D

  36. Pickle1983 says:

    Whoa… dat kitteh changes cullers… I spose if he wuz reary mad he turnz black.

  37. Kelly says:

    I love the kitten who is just sitting there watching.

  38. DarkStorm2Bad says:

    I admit that I kinda misunderstood what they meant when they said there was a cat fight video on here, so that’s why I rushed over… but this is cute =P And I hope no kitties were harmed in the making of this video

  39. randy says:

    Apparently all cats are linguisticly challenged … so to are their staff.

  40. ranipaints says:

    daze jus doon whut babeekittehz DO. wrassul an tussel iz jus normul waiz dey lurnz tobee hunnerz whin dey growzup

    saim fing whut hoominz du

  41. keyjinks says:

    young kittehs should nebr fite jes b4 naptime

  42. suzanne says:

    This reminds me of my 3 adult cats. Especially the little tortise shell watching. My tiger and yellow cat are always ruff playing and the Tortie is watching then as if to say” That is SO undignified!”

  43. stripey kitten says:

    i bite ur faec. NOM.

  44. Amy says:

    kitteh hookup!

  45. xxmaxlargemanxx says:

    IN DA THUNDR DOME 2 KITTEHS ENTR WAN KITTEH LEAVEZ

  46. julesille says:

    Why does it sound like Darth Vader’s taking the footage? Did I just answer my own question?

  47. LindyLou says:

    They are all precious but I just love that white one.

  48. Blah! says:

    Did the white cat go Super Feline?

  49. Twosteppin2dave says:

    tu may enteh wun may leev

  50. Will says:

    This is a clear violation of the first and second rules of fight club.

  51. The Train Master says:

    meh that was almst sad

  52. lexi says:

    theres only one rule of kitteh fight…dont talk about kitteh fihgt. also be adorable


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