
Whin ai sai “ai go wiff u…” wuz nawt qweshun!
den u dont haz 2 miss me anymoar.
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Whin ai sai “ai go wiff u…” wuz nawt qweshun!
den u dont haz 2 miss me anymoar.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: rew via Advanced Lol Builder
noo fashyun aksessoaree!
…now with velcro! conga rats!
kyut!!
luv it!!!
Why?
Kitteh iz allwayz in style!
butt (!) teh hooman…. umm…
DUE NAWT tel Pariz heeltun dat!
kthxbai
Conga Ratz awn the nawt sekkund. What U want fur noms?
Iz cowld adn windee heer. Ai maeded teh lentil soops adn haz cormbreds wif applol buddur oar hunnee. Fur drinks wii haz hawt applol cider bof kindz – hard adn nonalkyhawlics.
Teh conga Ratz will du teh minuet dans fur U
Congra Rats in Velcro doing teh minuet?
Maybe in blacklight with glowing shadow-puppet cut-outs!
Oh no no no…Nawt want teh vel-krow soots when U nom teh lentil soops
Hugs Extreme!
U onwee hurt teh ones ur lub.
I no cud hurt u. =)
Congrachrations, rew!!Cyuoot and funi! @@@@@
hopes dose r tuffskinz yu bee warein
Luks lyke thin flannel jammies.
lookes lyke stretchy-jeans to me…
Ok, I’ll concede; (only cuz it’s yer burfday)
Oh, and also, I finx yer rite!
He’sa liddol clingy!
So mush fur kitteh indeependents.
I readed that first as “kitteh unnerpants”. I guess they would be clingy, though. *nods*
aifink dat deepenz
*heddesk*
Nawt leeb mii momma!!!
I finkso Dini wud do dis ifn hur had poynty enz.
Mah littlol gurl wuz beggin meh nawt to go to werk dis morning.
doan dey alwais??
Mah hyoomin gurl — nawt mah kitteh gurl. Teh hyoomin wun usually jus sez “gud bai” & “haz a niec day.” Wen she begs meh to stay hoam, it hurts to leev. *sniff*
**Headbumps in sympathee**
Sometimes my little guy will stand in front of the door and say “You don’t have to…”
Awww! They really know how to pull at our heartstrings, don’t they?!
{{{{nightshayde}}}} Dat iz da wurstest feeling.
{{{{{3KM}}}}}
Teh wurstest iz akshullee wen dey cry wen u leev. Beggin u to stay but wiffowt teh tears izzint kwite az bad. *sigh*
Oh yes! Teh nawt sekkund day uf boy’s new kindergarten wuz da torcher. He screamed, he cryed, he hung tu mii. Wii had just moved 1000 miles and hii wuz, OMCC, wipen tears still thinkin bout it. Howebber da principle uf da skool called mii shortly afterward tu tell mii hii wuz doin fine. Hii wuz an xcellent principle.
Awwww! The only tears near kindergarten have been mine, and I wasn’t that bad. My daughter is quite the social butterfly & was eager to make new friends.
hii had a rough year. Wii moved 1000 miles away, during spring break, and new school, his dad wuz in FL. OMCC, I can’t believe hii came through it soo well.
Ai tink ewe iz plenny brave!
teh kidz iz tuffer than u thinx
It’s troo whut they says: Teh principle is ur ple.
i thot he wuz ur pleh.
Unique sits in teh kitchen window an watches mii leeve…mayks mii feel bad!
den wen ai get bakk, hur sitting in teh window wayting fur mii!!
Hey, iz it “Freeky Friedegg”??? dat wuz spozed to be uniquekitty, nawt Plasticat!!
WOW!!! Oh bii Eva?
Dis wud be moar eezee on boaf uv us if u wud jus carry meh!
Diz iz rew’s LOL!!!
Hims maed teh front paeg!!!
*duz happeh danse danse danse*
O hai, Romeow! I donot knoes this rew of whom u speak, but I has a happy for him.
BTW, u rembers teh “how big is teh kitteh?” duel we hads, like, oh, elebenty-something years ago? I had a simular duel wif teh NC66 teh other week week week! It starts here.
Oh mah gudness…LCB and NC66? That shud be sumfing to behold!
I’ll go luk!
doan furgit the yur momma run – dat wuz eggsellint
ai kant breeve – laffin tew hard! that wuz FUNNEH!!!!
Epic monster marathon WIN!!!
I reely waz LOLing.
Truely Mazing!!!
elebenty @@@@@
Thx guise! Was teh fun.
Romeow, I owes it all to u, my grate and worthy upponent.
uniquekitty, if u has not seen teh “How big is teh kitteh?” duel, u must. Is rite here.
U kno…I still finks ov teh capybara and laffs.
U waz amazing, LCB! Grate way to finish.
I fink u hab gotten eben stronger since then!
*bows to LCB*
*checks the tiem*
Oh, nawt again!
Well, u don’t improve in a vacuum, u knoes.
It’s too noisy.
*stands in awe uv LCB an Romeow an NC66*
both uv those are hilarious!! Yu peeps are truly awesum!
Yay fur yu Rew! aifinkso eye wudda mist taht if Romeow haddent sed sumfin! Yay fur Rew!
Awww shuks. *blushes* I dans wif u, ohellyesh! *spinz Romeow, dans dans dans*
sssqqquuuueeee!!!! littol strippee bebbeeh!
*adds gooseetaype to CHRG, mushes HGGs on hed, and finks of ebil cowerkers*
hims luks lyk mai williboi wen him wuz babeh……….cept dis wun duz nawt peer tu be ebil……….mucho cyootniss
bai awl – sea yu tumorra!
g’nite willy boy!
Bye, wb! Hazza gr8 nite!
Jus tu let eberywun knopw
der iz no spoon
Jus tu let eberywun know
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der iz no spoon
dubble postiee……
*dele….. no delete optioion….. sad face
noboddty lik da dubble postieee…. but der not be a delebty optioion….
ai sworry ai confusbled u… owarnge juicy mak it fweel better?
No wurries QuoteMan.
It happens to eberywon.
Owarnge juicy wud be nice. *Sip sip* Still hazza cormfusblezd.
I be climbin Stretchy Mountain
Feels a little funny
Ohai everybody. Haz ai bin away too long? Have missed everybuddy.
Schmooooz!
Quoteman, ai no wut yew mean. My tr0ll haz bin inteh horse-pittal an dere iz no spoons, no platez, no cupz, an nutting in teh cupboard but teh gushifoods & toona! Ai doan think ai noze you?
*extends floofy paw of frendship*
Sigh, is so gud to be home.
how you are? glad chewer back.
Haz ups an downs, but today is maybe more grateful for both than evver before. Troll has survived teh coma, teh bacteria and teh fungus an iz maybe *wish wish wish, please make it true!* gettin a liddle bedder. Fankee awl for your love and support…cheezfrens keep it real, even when there iz no spoon!
{{{{{{{{{{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Both you and “troll” are still in my prayers! We have missed and worried bout you!
♥♥♥♥♥
I keeps paws crossed. {{{sunnyhuckle}}}
Ohai, Rew! Conga-rats on teh nawt sekkund paig!
An yay fur Sunnyhuckle an Troll! Grate to heer gud noos!! PS – Sunnyhuckle, I has teh info off mai profile nao so I deleteed it.
Fur ewer stuggle and tew calm ewer nervz, Little kittehz tellz uz how, tew sleep ona port or bow. Stretch real bigz an curl rite up, naught tew inter-upt. Dream in agz uf daiz gon bai, wen catz stood fur godz an we hoominz could read de skiez. Peace tew awl.
{{{{{{{{{{Sunnyhuckle an “Troll”}}}}}}}}}}
{{{sunny}}}
{{{DR}}} tried to ♥you. but got “duplicate comment detected”. CC love Weirdpress!
Sumbody verry wize once said, “home is where, when you have to go there, they have to let you in.” I can see ai haz lotz of lejenz an lore to catch up on for LCB’s birfday. CC grant me the time, ai embrace these pleasures immensely today. ♥♥♥♥♥♥
{{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}
{{{sunnyhuckle an hur Trollee man}}} prayers continue! aifinkso!
{{{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}} Hang in there, sunnyhuckle!
Oh wow and wow. I have never been one to see signs and portents…but I was just answering a message from Bellie, an saying, “It must not be his time, because it is not mine, and we are soulmates” and I clicked back to this LOL and read the caption again, sounds verry silly, but gave me hope. “When I said I go with you, was NOT a question…” Another wise man (or woman) (or kitteh) once said, “there are no atheists in foxholes”
I think wii get signs all the time, sometimes we are too busy to see them. You saw this one!
**wonders wut sines hur be seein oar nawt seein an wut do dey meen**
As long as yu sees teh wun sez “Speed Limit”…
snerk! ♥♥♥
I nawt can dryv 55!
Oddessy bin tryin to give me signs that say, “I am not your Oddessy, I am a stray cat who has never been loved or fed or petted, so you owe me!” an I fall for it ebbry time!
Ai think ewe RISE tew it ebery time. What a shinnong soul ewe mus haf!
I r sooooo heppy if it gibs u smiles an warms. Dat b better dan having FP! {{{{Sunnyhuckle & Troll}}}}}
Ohai I’m bak!
Ennywun miss me?
Welkum bak, Red.
Hao u iz nao? Didja haz sum tequila?
Hao beez Dini?
I’m in a beddur frayme of mynd now, fanks.
No tekillya, jes tawlked to a fren, an mebbe plannin anuthur “runnin away frum hoam” trip.
Dini be gud. Haz hur wyld momints, butt iz nappin in teh chayre rite nao.
How u doin?
Bin beddur, bin worse. Ai iz strugglin to get yoosta mah glasses, but aifink mebbe teh prescription iz rong fur mah left eye. Dey gibs meh heddakes & maykes mah eyez tired. *sigh*
Ai iz abowt to hed hoam tho fur an entertaynin nite uv TV tho — so aiz relativlee happitayl.
Has yoo called Dr EyeballCat abowt teh glassis?
I has wared glasses elebenty-hunnert yeers, so I nawt got enny werdz of wizdum abowt gettin yoosed to dem. Altho, it did tayk me a cuppla dayz go get yoozed to warin by-foklols.
By-foklols. Garsh, I’m gettin teh owld!
I’m trying to figure out what is “normal adjustment” and what is not normal. I’m thinking though that I really need to go back to Dr EyeballCat. I got these things to reduce eyestrain & to get fewer headaches. I’m apparentlee doin it rong.
U haz a gud nite — an plz to skritch Dini behin teh eerz fur meh (iff she lieks dat, ub corse).
Yah, hur lyks it kwite a bit.
I lubs hur eerz. Dey iz 3/4 blak an the bottom 1/4 iz brown. Sew kyoot!
Ewe culd run awai to heer!
I missed you. {{{{rhsb}}}} Where you been?
Ohai, sunny!
I sneeked awf foar a cuppla howers.
Gud to see/heer dat hur huzbin doin bettur. {{{sunny & huzbin}}}
yeppers…. onry ai wuz gon tu…. so ai dunt eben know uz be gone……
luvs teh seerus fayce! Kitteh jus goes for whut he/she wunts. Good fur him/her!
(Butt [!] the hoomin laig!)
Bebbeh Kitteh wiff
Strypez amz berreh attachttd 2
Speshshull Prittee Wun
Bebbeh Kitteh wiff
Strypez trabbillz nawt sekkund class
‘cuz habz no luggijj!
Bebbeh Kitteh wiff
Strypez duz nawtz knoez Poyntee Endz
goez froo sawfft Dennumm
Jack.
Nawt-sekund klass! Brillopad!! @@@@@!
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!!! Wii eskapifyinged the ebil winter storm!!!
Yay!
Iz gettin teh cowldur heer, an I’m nawt reddy!
It wuz 28F dis morning owt side, 52F inside!!!! BRRRR!!
Sownz lyk iz tiem to hed Souf!
WINTER STORM?!?!?!? Iz much tu early fur WINTER, pleez, pleez, pleez tell mii yur in da Antartic or sumware lyke dat!
Wii iz in Utah!! Wuz in Salina on I-70 dis am. In Bluff, UT, down by deh Four Cornerz tunite.
NNNNOOOOOOO! I’m nawt ready!!!
Yuz okai, 3km – our cween iz in teh desert. Ebbreybuddy knoes teh desert is teh cold so teh icy kreem nawt melt.
Oh, fankCC! Yum, icecream, hmm. *wonders off tu luk in da freezer.*
Yup – wud NAWT be desert wifout icecreem.
wif choklit Sir Up!!
Ohai 2m. We still on for Caturday? I needz to go sleepybai naow. Baron von White Bear is waitin to take me to dreamland…. {{{{{{{Cheezfrens}}}}}}}
{{{{SH adn deh Troll}}}}}}
Atz what ellivashun air ewe at, mai cween? Shal ewe ned sum warm tings sent tew hold bak this freegid air?
I bleev wii b up rownd 4500 footz… will b in deh seben Teez fur deh neggst week oar so; wif loz in deh 30z. U finso a nise tawl wawl acrost Utaw tu blokking deh kold frunt wud b nies.
Ai culd no build such awal, but maibe a warm quilt wood keep outz de coldd!
I takez deh kwilt, fankeez.
It not b a wood kwilt, duz it??
No?
gud.
Frenz, I finkso iz tyem I hedded upstayres an crawlold unner teh cubbers.
I nawt winned teh lott’ree yet, so I still gotta go to werk an ern munnies. **long, sad sigh**
‘Nytawl!
Anudder wise man, named David Bowie said, “We can be heroes, just for one day.” (this I know, because my dotter put it on my iPod” You are awl my heros. BTW, this birfday thing wif LCB, duz it involve “foundation garments?” cuz that last time cracked me up!
concrete unnerwairz????
DO NAWT WANT!!!!!!!
Surli notz, secrut nunderware! Ai gotz a BIG ting fur secrut nunderware! Iz SPESHAL!
ai wan ice creamm ! ap ap !
We all wan ice creamm!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmm….. choklit?
Yesh, choklit wiff choklit candy hunkies and sirup!
Oeh! Choklit ice-cream wif choc chips, wif a choklit sauce centre, covered in choclit!!! Yum-O! DO WANT!
OMCC!!, B, de Irish cat songs!!! LMAOROFPIMP!!!
You hassa serious funni! :LOL:
Ai fot sow, tew! Saw it awn Catslave’s profyl adn jus had tu add it tu myn! Nao, wen ai feelz down, ai jus lissen tu wun uf teh songs adn feels mutch bettur!
I am inz Chicago, waitin to see if de Olympics iz cummin hear… Issa BIG deal hear. Butt(!!) I hazza sleepie…Can nawt hang…zzzz Nitey nite!zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Chicago, IL, USA
*sings*
Wut shud we du wif teh catnip kitteh?
Wut shud we du wif teh catnip kitteh?
Wut shud we du wif teh catnip kitteh? urlee inda moarnin!!
..put him in a long boat til he’s sober early in the morning
Eff tee uu! Loolz
i is bein kute
How embarrassingly unfunny, and yet 4.5/5. LOL, fail.
Good picture, horrible caption, horrible audience.
Fank u soooo much roflroflrofl. So sweet an kind! Ai fink ai lub u, but u mus get da alla tiem. *sigh*
{{{{{rew}}}}}
well u know
he kinda funny
How sad. These ‘Lol’cats get less funny by the second