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so romantik!
Congrats, Carosue!
an to yew to! Whut an athletic lukin kitteh! With a kyute!
Aifink he should be on next season of Dansing wih teh Starrz
Danses wif Lolcats
Off to the tye boot eek? Ai feels the kneed for sufin furry-vole-us!
Aifink Ai nead a nyoo cheezpeeps map floofee blankit – dere’z a tutch uv awtum in teh ayr 2dai!
An berry prittee u aer 2, Kitteh!
Cum tew mi!
rrrrrico suave! *swoons*
A wed wose. How womantic.
(teh kitteh looks like jamamakitty’s Cayenne! *splort*)
Blazing Saddles FTW!!!!!@@@@@
Oh noes, LCB iz daon! Hoo habs teh CCC?
*grabs teh keys fur hubbydawgs’s littlol red splort truck*
vroom, screech!
sweep,rins, pak
goosytaep, raprapraprap
snap awn a 50’s baving cap wif flourz awn it
more goosytaep
rap LCB in a floofy blankee and settle her daon wif hot chokky adn sordid choklit trufflez
There. Nao think abaot sumfin boaring, liek werk or tax forums or sumfin
I’z teh First Aider, I can help! – Do you need assistances?
Iz that a controlled splort wif chicken headed glove on, or am I gonna haf to kall ninety elebenty again?
*un-splorts*
Yes. And order extry firemans, just in case.
*re-splorts*
The lokal firemans are on back-order. They ask if yu want smoke jumpers insted?
*eggsaspirated sigh*
Did u tell them it was for me? Who did u talk to? Tell them to send me my firemans stat. With a side of smoke jumpers.
I’ll help you LCB!
O noes! I has been doublol-rapped but… can’t… resist… hed… asploding…
*SPLORT*
Oh, pore LCB has nowun cum 2 ur ayd? Ai hoep Ai’m nawt 2 layt 2 halp.
*sweep up LCB’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv Shinee dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed hur to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib hur sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum an sumfin shiney 2 luk at*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up LCB’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
ohai LCB, ai thot so tooooooo
schmoooos
Teh belley! Oh, the Belley !
Hand me teh snorgle snorkle Ai is goin’ in!
*gets out BIIIG box ub snorgle snorkles an passes wun to catslave*
Wii is going to hab a run on tehse, aifinkso!
Hao many r left? Ai tink ai may be needin’ one miceelf. Itz teh belleh adn teh teeny paws adn…awww.
*hands Nissi Snorgle Snorkle*
Don’t furrget yur perrtektib goggles too!
Um, me too, plez? Kthx. Iz teh fuzz ridge runnin down teh middlol – i kinnawt rezizt!
Snerk! My head wuz so full of the fyreman BF473 got to help LCB that 4 the merest momentito, I thought you were gonna sorgle the fyreman’z belly!
*Slinks off to the Naughty Barn”
!
ai had teh saim thowt
mmm…. dat fyremans belleh…
*staggers on well-beetn paff twords NB*
myndz mih uv tangoe seen in Sent uv a Wummin – nao DERE wuz a moobie!
Al Pacheenoe … *swoooonz frum teh thort*
Yor wish is mah command! I givs yoo wun tango . . .
Forgot to add – dantzing begins around 4:00 on teh videyo.
maksimeowmum swoonage!!
ofangyouberimeowtchnes foar teh wunnerfulness!
And two pasa dobles.
First one is from Zorro.
OOh – Caffrin Zeetah-Joanz hadded teh lukkeh tu bih teh kayp foar Antonnemeow Bandanaderisisis matterdoar! … *swoon awl obur agin*
Second pasa doble is frum Strictly Ballroom. Injoi!
teh yung lub – haow lubblee!! lub tryumfses obur awl … *skyooz, pliz – ai izz hasin’ a moemint*
I yam suddinly filld with teh urge to dantz “krayzee, krowd-pleezing steps.”
Ennybuddy elz want to dantz!?????
*kiks up mah heelz, starts to Git Down* Woo-hoo!
I fot Tango woz teh naym ob a soda.
Aifinkso Tango yused tu be teh naym ob a ayrlyne in VLC!
Sew teh kitteh iz praktissing flying a playn when dansing when drinking soda? Ifinkso.
Is such kewtalicious little babeh
(CHRGwdoi and HGGs smushed on tightly)
haz sum eggstra ducky taip D.R., jus in caise! *handz ober teh roll*
Thank u (sticky sticky sticky)
shneeks en n barrows sum steeky. sowwy iz nu heer n nawt goed fer supplyes yet. butt iz still beewair splort :O
Otay, ai gots teh Tango, naow wares teh Cash?
Ohai BF!
Ohai {{{AfriCat}}}!
Dis luks liek pokkit-size vershun of teh BIIIIIG kitteh in teh previus pik.
Is Abyssiniun, mebbeh aifinkso?
Could be. Jamamakitty’s Cayenne is a Somali and this looks like her. Here is Cayenne in action:
yew shud see how long her legs are now!! ai needs a noooo bideo
Just pay my airfare and I’ll be there! Wif teh new video camera I winned from teh Cheezes!
mai lil flip video werks gud too…. ai jus needs mai sis to tempt cayenne wif the fevvers…. but srsly… der are sum 49 munnies airfars on virgin air right now… wait, nebbermind
Kittehchase under adult soopervishun. Safey catz FTK (for teh kyute)
Safety katz – is that lyke Safety Dantz, onlee for kittehs?
We kin NOM if we want to! We kin leev yor frenz behynd! . . .
*waves paws wildly*
Ohai guis… ai just stop in fur a minnit tu telling yu ai still alyve.
Interwebs connekshun wented flaky, bilding sooperintendint thretined evikshun unless we gotted foster bebbehs owt immedyatlee an we still has an apartmint inspekshun in a few days an apartmint nawt entirely cleen yet, ai habing diffikultee wif shorter days an less sunlite, an mai job iz gibing me a ginormus borked hart ai donut fink will eber heel. Wud kwit, sinse nawt abul tu make enny diffrinse there no matter what, but ai haz tu stay tu keep mai furkids fed an nawt haz finded nuvver job. So… ai habing sum stuff hapning ryte nao, an sowree ai nawt beend heer.
*big hugs for p-k and extendified fambly*
Glad to see u, sry to hear about all teh yucky stuffs. Here’s hoping things will get moar betterer and fast!
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Sorree iz sew harrd rite neow. Ai yam shur taht yu du maek a diffrinse.
o honey, sew sorry tew heer u iz havin sew much pleh
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Beems for ebryfing to get betterer reelleee soon. U dus has a diffcult jawb, an sadlee, so beri-beri nesessary. Wish Ai cud gib U a hug IRL and tehn go kleen teh apartmint!
{{{{P-K and kittehs}}}} We ar heer for yoo, sweetie! Sending beems and hugs.
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fings will get better sweetie. An you have made a difference to Eva, Corey, and many otter kittehs!
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on a related note.
The San Francisco SPCA is a pretty good example of a no-kill shelter, but they have lots of associated groups that help foster animals till they can be adopted. If you contact them (www.sfspca.org for contact info) they might have stuff to help you improve your situation.
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Yu do maykes a diffurense, prysma.
Gud lukswif finding anuvver jawb, tho..
And gudlukks wif mood. I hope yu keeps extry lights lit at hoam to comepnesatorify for teh shorter days.
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Ai wish gud newz for ewe an your kittehz.
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an jus fink how bad fings cud be if no one eben tried!! teh lil foster bebbehs fank yew frum bottom ob harts!
Sew sorry 2 here bout ur trubbuls. Iz sew hartbrakin win u cant save tehm awl, but u r savin awl u can, adn we thank u 4 taht. {{{{{{{{pk}}}}}}{{{{{pk’s kittehs}}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{pk’s supe}}}} maybe a lil xtruh lurv will soffen him up.
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things will get better – they have to!
hang int there, k?
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((((((p-k)))))) so sawry tu heer ub yur difkultees. Ai hoaps yu findz noo jawb sun. Hugzes.
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Yu is makin a big diffrens to lots ub kittehs.
Pop, six, skwish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz…
Ah, Cell Block Tango! Chicago, FTW! Anuther gud wun.
woohoo – tehy gibz noo meemeng tu “alleekatz”!!
Tawnee Kitteh wawntz
2 taykz Prittee Flowurr andz
runz away wiffz it
Prittee Flowurr habz
no Poyntee Endz, witch maykz itz
all t3h beddurrurr!
Tawnee Kitteh mayz
maykz Prittee Flowurr himz brandz
noo Teddee Bay~urr
Jack.
*sniffasniffa* sweet nu Teddee Bayurr!
tere iz a place in Cheeseyland
ware kittehs dans to beat te band
you have to go to unnerstand
its grate -
Cheezlando’s hideaway
ole
Blast frum de past-Hideaway song was on rasdio wen I was just a littul kit.
Hernando’s Hideaway!
er-radio. How about Gomez and Morticia from Addams Family tango on t.v.?
Tom Lehrer + Addams Family = tango to die for
Addams family, FTW! I really miss Raul Julia! Kin yoo belief that this munth he will hav bin ded for 15 yeerz alreddy? He is gud in so menneh movies; I was also thinking of Moon Over Parador which is a romantic komedy with him and Sonia Braga and Richard DryFuzz. Wurth a look!
I sed to mah huzbing teh uther day – sheesh, whutz with this, all these yung gorjus peeplols dying befoar theyr time? We mite has to hav a movie nite wun of these days feechuring “teh beyootiful men & wimmins hoo died yung.”
Owr list wuld inklood Dirty Dancing, A Knight’s Tale, The Crow, mebbe something Jim Morrison lyke The Doors, maybe a bit of Marilyn Monroe . . .
Huzbing wanted to watch Ghost this past weekend, but I just . . . can’t . . . watch it yet. Too klose to mah hart, too sad. *sigh*
derez a hilolareeyuss tango frum Sum Laik Itz Hawt taht izz awn teh yutoobz – ai wud poast itz in memree uv Marilyn ifz ai noo hao
Zis teh wun yoo wuz lukking for?
yupz – teh beriberi wun! fangyuberimeowtch!
nice : )
Fantastic!
Ohai ebberywun. Ai just finished teh werk…et was pleh. I’m findin out moar about mai diabeetus diet, and I can still haz lots of fings dat ai liek!! And also, dis is teh 3rd in a row dai dat Jewel has come to play wif me awn her own” Yay!!!
Oh, and Go Rockies for clinchin teh playawf spawt todai!
Yay fer u an Jewel! *hedbonk*
*hedbonk*
Jewel haz been a beeg blessin’ from CC dis week. All her comfurts and snorglols hab lifted mai spirit.
Foar my diet, aifink ai haz found mai favurit fing to nom….tomato basil soup. Soooo gud last nite, ’speshully wif teh cold weather comin’ in to Denver…..pleh *shows pointy ears tu weather person*
sooo cute
Dansing wih teh Starrz…Kitteh edishun