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This is the image of himself your cat has in mind as he attacks your bunny slippers from the back of the sofa.
r u sur dose arent teh ferrets again?
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bi frawd, ok?
Iz nawt frawd! Nawt, nawt, nawt !! * Ize a kitteh nd cannut spel, k? *
yu ment ‘fraid’ aifinkso?
*waves floofy paw at PoussinBoi*
* Leepz frum sewfar ontu Whiskers *
Ohai Whiskers !! Yew nawt fink ai frawd nd yu nawt ‘fraid !!
* Hed bonks *
*hedbonks* iz a happi mornin!
Orlmust Frydegdai heer (11:15pm) butt(!) woz gud dai !!
* Jumz bak tu sofa foar nex bictum *
Ooh !! Italiana haz cawfree doun fred !!
* Jumpz ober sophi fing nd ‘prizes Italiana *
ohai, PB!! ai ‘prized, butt (!!) ai nawt fraid (oar frawd!)!
* hedbonkz La Nonna2be *
*hedbonkz adn purrz bak atchu* … Nonna nidz a bigur haus foar awl teh bebbehstufz – nussink lef inz teh shawpz!! *giglol adn AWWWW*
Heerz a YuTyub on Nonna. Ai doan unnerstan it miselb
iz dat hao dey maeks teh comfortz fuds?
PB heds tu teh NB !! Gotta go !!
mih neezer … *blooshen furry us lee behynd pawses*
I can be on tshirt?
kitteh: “I is killen tehm!!”
DIE COCONUTS! DIE!!!
*narrows eyes*
Coconutts?? Where??
Doan’t dissilyooshun him!
Sofa, ai habnut dun sew !!
RAAWWRR!!!
Hooz a gud litlol kitteh, yew r !
* OMCC !! Itz nawt a kitteh, iz a … big BIG AfriCat !!!! *
Hee hee! RAAWWRR!!! *tinee kitteh behine a beeg rawk wiv a megafone, rawrin an giglolin* RRAAWWRR!!! Hee hee hee!!!
Yu du taht wun tiem cri wolluf nd teh wolluf oar mowntinlyon goanna eetz yu nd nobuddy wil kumb, k? * Haz a barrast coz woz trikt !!
*
Lemme tri teh megafone !! (plzthx)
Tets tets tetz !!
Tapp tapp TAPP
Nawt Tu, TOO
Nawt Tu, TOO !!
* Ai cud sneke bak nd reeli skair sumbuddy *
Ahem..
Tahtz OK AC. Yu woz onli habbin sum funz !!
Hab sum lemming tartletz !!
ackshully its an Americat!!
Capting Americat! Pownsing on Ebeldoers! Or at least on ebildoing fuzzy slippers.
liek dese? Killer Rabbit slippers
Thet mindz mii ov tyme mah neece (shi wuzz 16) an hers frind wus staying wid me. I winted too mah Jurrmun clas in teh ebenings an whin ai comed hom dey sed, Yur kaliko catt (mah layt lammentid Didon) attakted uzz!! Seamz teh friend hadd the floofy bunnee sliplers an mi neece tryde dem on. Didon hissified an yowloled an tryed 2 byte her leggs!! Den mi kitteh chassed hur in2 teh barfrume!!! An youwld an howeled an hississssissst owtsyde teh door!!! Mah neece clud nawt git owt! Finely, hers freind sez Trow owt teh floofy bunnie sliplers!! An she didd an mades herz esscape. Mah feeerse kaliko kitteh rly scradedifyed doze girlz!
mai POWNS … letz mih shoze yu itz …
POWENC!
caption wording fail.
i second this.
Gud moarneng tu awl, adn conga rat shoelaces to PB foar teh nawt-sekkund! Ai haz brawt cawfee, adn fantcee flarvd creemerz, adn pastreez uv awl kyndz …itz nyn ayem wair ai amz … foar teh sillybrayshun. adn wih du silleedans ov owur oan choys, aifinkso – izz a gud dae to has a sillee.
ooooh, cawfee – fankoo, Italiana! it be teh affternun fur me, but i shur be needing teh caffeen..!
*Runsinwifakwikness to grab a cuppa cawfee*
O fanks Italiana ai be needin dis to keep me goin dis arftanoon.
Kwiklee finds sum sordid biskits to hand round, shortbredz, choklit wayfers, nutty cookies, liddlol lemming tartlits.
Pleez to be halpin yurseffs ebberywun
Choklit Wayfers r lyk Tim Tams in teh nood !!
* Thx Mmm !! *
Nakid Tim Tams!!!
Iz a kiddie fing; lik awl teh choklit awai wivvout eeting teh middlol.
Hard tu du !! (Ive bin toald.)
a kiddie fing?!?
*mumble grumble – growing up is opshunal – mumble grumblol*
Wel tehn, heerz annuva wun:
Byt eech end off teh TT butt(!) jus a littlol bitty bit.
Tehn yooz it az a stroor tu dwrinc yur milc / cawfee / tee !!
Doan let yor mummi-kat katch yu, k?
or orinj (bnp) joose…
yum!
Iz eeezeee peeezeeee
Willpowa, yu hazzit !! * Haz a jellus *
BTW, yew trabbelin hoam suun ….???
Yup, jumpin in teh kar at five adn dribin 17 kms hoam
Oops, ai fergot ai orlreddi lukkd at teh Googy Mapz…
* Yu taik taht lanrova, K? *
Iz odd furr mi, coz hab no kountree boardring us.
Wel, yu hab dun yur bit fur werld peese nd taht iz moar tahn moast ..
Yesh, can ebben dribe in buss laynz wiv wite lanrovas wif bloo flagz on!!
Ohai nd fangs Italiana !!
Ai lubz teh cawfee, dai oar nite !!
Ai iz bowncen nawt dansen todai/arvo/nite !!
* Taeks a cream pastree fing nd wondaz bowt teh ruum. *
Thx Italiana – Ai cud yooze sum strawng blakk cawfee – Ai aer habbin trubbul stayin awayk!
*adds sum linconshire plum bread to the tablol*
Thanks for the coffee and the pastrees!
ooh, an also annipuss, jaxx27, an skwirrlgrrl in teh brayd wif poussinboi!!
*teh lunarmommy conga rats shuffle out in tehms baffrobes an fuzzyslipprs, clutching liddle glasses ob orinj joose an bumping into teh walls*
*slumps down onda sofa*
*skritchies the kitteh behynd the ear*
*sighs*
my Lolmobil is at dr. tinymechanic for its serbiss….
diagnosis: a bit sick inda fanbelt anda brakes…
bill: nawtfree thousand dollurs…
*cracks open a botlol of gin*
Skål….
Ooh hoo-boy! Nawt gud, Nennepus!
nope – no gud…
Hubby talked sum moar tu dr. tinymechanic and dissided that we fiks the fanthingy nao, an de brakes wehn the MOT is being done within haff a year…
lukkyly – we started savingsaccount for the car…. smartest thing we ebber did!!!
*takes anudder swig of gin*
Yew sabing tu snd teh car tu cawlidj …? (Muss reeli luv taht kar … )
yesh – wus planning to send hur to rally collidje – she’s a feistee littlol Cayenne red car
Izzit normelly neer teh street? On teh frunt porch(e)?
nah – too menny beetlols onda porch…
but – is handee tu luk for opels!!!
Wen U sea a shynee wun, wrun owt on teh rode nd geddit, OK?
Gud luk in getting yr car to learn her lessuns at teh dr tinymekanik collij! *sigh* Yesterday, I wented to Dr. tinytoof and tehn to dr. tinnycar. Menny munneys wenteded, but now toofs and car gud!
Costa lotta munneez for toof injekshun nd car injeksun …
ohai, PoussinBoi! I saw two imijjes that made me fink ov yu:
http://www.redbubble.com/people/kabdesign/t-shirts/2744998-1-art-chick-large-image
or
http://www.clipartguide.com/_search_terms/chicken_wearing_a_beret.html
No wunda u woz modiraytid !! * nawt-sekund maid mi lol *
Nao plz tu luk four hansum BC wiv beret, kthx !!!!
Fank CC dat ICHC nawt costin ennee munneez!
Yu can lol awl yu wantz furr free
odeer, odeer – mai commiz … kamizzer … cheez, ai fealz badd foar yu!
Fanks!
*fills cup wif cawfee an banillaflavourd creemer*
Fanks for the coffee! is nommilishus!
Dis pik maed me lol for reel! Mah meezer Simon wawks arownd growling wif his catnip sqkwurrl in his mouf an I knoe dis mitee-huntur pikshur is whut’s in hims hed!!! Funnee!
Yepp! Iz in awl tehre littlol dreemz !!
heh – mai big Grrl Cassie’s tail looks just like that when she jumps. She also has a big wobblyswingybelleh wen she jump’n'runs tho XD
She is GrateAmericanBlackPantherinherhed, oyesh. killkillkill (toy) mowsies ded. *nods*
*snerk*
Wii cawl owr kittehs’ wobblyswingybellehs “pumas”. Wen dey lay awn tehir backs foar tummy snorglolz, wii say, “♪♫ Hooz gawt teh floofy puma belleh? Yew do. Yes yew do. ♪♫”
I suspects ther is menneh in cheezland hoo sings sush silleh songs to their kittehz. Teh belleh fuzz is SO inviting! Fur mahself, I offen croons sum verzhun of “who’s momma’s behbeh tabbeh? yesh, behbeh tabbeh . . . ” Of korse at 18 munths old, Dexter looks groan up and he even THINX hez awl groan up nao, but in hiz brayn, ther is lots and lots of kitten left inside . . .
MamaCass izza biggish Grrl – she wuz 16lbs in Mai. ai was adoptified by her in August, and we can has had diet – nao she is 15lbs!
she’s a biter – mai snorgle snorkel needs a full on facemask and welding glubs …
Yeah, mah Dexter sumtiems bites too. Teh wuns wher we is playing and he gits owt of hand, I understandz. I figgers wuz mah fault. But sumtiems he goes bitey-bitey unprovoked! Lyke when aym falling asleep in mah chayr watching TV. Or sumtiems when I’m just walkin down teh hall, he leepz up and biteyz meh onna butt! No-fair, I sez!
For me it’s more: “Jaguar logo: u r doin it rite”
ai be sad cuse ai don have a cat uf mai own…. But ai do hav a little goggie dat finks she be a kehtti… iz quite phunny ashkually.
ohai tu yu! ai haz a kitteh hu finks shih izz a goggie, adn a goggie hu NOZE shih izz a purr sun.
And mih? – ayam teihr mayd uv koars! *gigglogsnort*
I mizz itteh bitteh kitteh comitteh.
Or az hii tries tu take yu down in da hallway.
how did all youz peeple gets in mai room?
Ohai Smudgie! Wen ar yu an yur hooman gunna rite anuvver blog? Huh? Huh? Huh?
ohai africat
I iz starting CatPack – do yooze wants to be my Dino?
“Fly me to cheezemoon and let me play among tem stars…..”
Aid bii honor-ed! Wut doe ai need tu doo? An doo ai gets a kostuum?
jus get hip, babee
I also needs a Sammy end a Joey and a Peter
i can be janiss dickersin?
ohai – yes or angie dickinson?
iz tru
Ah, I rekignizes this kitteh! Is teh mightee Nittany Lion!
yabut, there be no cougars lefted in Penny-sylvania ennymoar.
Ceptin fur teh older ladeez lukking fur teh YNG’s.
Thatz whut they sez, ennyway! But abowt 15 yeerzago, mah huzbing and I saw wun crossing teh road on a nearby mowntin durt road, way bak in teh sticks.
No pikshors to prove it, but it wuz definitely teh mightee mowntin lion. Wuz gone in a flash! Teh eggspurts sez ther is nun here, but mah own eyz has seen it. *nods hed*
waitaminnit, waitaminnit … are yew saying that this is NAWT how i look when ai pounce on the bunny slippers?
Awww! Don bii dissilushund! Yu IS berry feers an graciefool! Reely, yu IS!
*wunders how kumo-kitteh seez himself wen him iz splayed owt on himz bakk wif himz pawz in teh air*
wait….wait…iz tis John Cougar Mellencat?
oh BESIDES all the garbage everyone else says about this caption that NO ONE can actually understand, nor follow…
great caption… thanks for that!!!
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Thank you.
yayz!i make 100 postz!
lol so true