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No Need to Shout!
Woo Hoo!
My not second not second!
And on my Bitfday!
Woot!
hoppi birfdai d4k
Happy birfdai, dennis!
*teh conga rats bring in champers fro yu, wif bloons nd confetti nd awl*
congratumalations dennis – adn happi happi birfday!
happi dai!!
Aww, thatz wunnerful, dennis4king! Happeh burthday to yoo! An conga rats on teh rayze. Has a gud tyme eeting owt tonite! *has an envy, but itz justa smawl wun*
Happitayl Burfday, Dennis!
congarats dennis! heer are sum nommy cuppycaykes in preparashun for yer big dinner tonite!
*hands out cuppycakyes of all flavers wif littol kitteh pawprint decorashuns*
^ _...._ ^.' '. _...._^ / \' '.|X DENNIS / \-. \ |X 4 KING | ^.-. |'.-. .' \ /\;/ `/\` '. .'/ \ ( `/\`/ \ \ ^ `)^ / \ ) ( ^/'-...-'\ ( \/-.__ __.-\ )jgs '._ ` _.' ^ /`"""""`Happy Birfdai D4K
That looks so cool!!!
Happy Birfday and congratumalashuns on ur nawt second!
Congrats an speshul congrats aer in ordur in dat caes! An Happi Birfdai wishis 2!
Thank-You!
Iz a good day!
1) Not second not second
2) Raise kicks in at work
3) Fancy French Noms tonight at OohLaLa Restaurant
4) Ukulele + lessons as BDay present
I has many Happies!
Wuns agin, woot!
dose be four bery gud reasons tu has a happitayl
ohai dennis, we has not met, but hoopy birfday and congratins!
conga rats awn teh nawt-sekkund an ur birfdai! ai hoep ur you-kih-lay-lee lessuns r inna ha-why-ee!
happitayl hedbonks and purrs tu yu awn yur birfdae!!
*sneeks obur adn plugs in a thowsand watt amp intu teh yew-curr-laylee, to seez iffen ennywun nowtices*
Fang-Chew! Fang-Chew All!
I aPURRciate the sentiment.
When I get good, I will serenade you all.
I will play
Aloha-OE
Being green (it’s not easy)
Cat Stephens’ Morning has broken
Don’t fence me in
E…
Ebbrykitteh Lurvs Sumbunneh Sumtym
Fangs Foar teh Memmeriez
Georja Awn Mai Mynd
Happitayls Tu Yu
I …
Elektrik Abenew
Fangs for teh memory
Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
H…
Honolulu Baby – Laurel and Hardy
I Love Me – Tiny Tim
Just the way you look – Jerome Kern
W00t!! indeed!! Yur Nawt Second Fur Vest Frum Last awn yur Burfday!!
Ai dont eben think wee haz met yet – but ai think ai will sing fur yoo eneway!
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
♥
♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER dennis4king ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♥
♥
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
Wut? Kint heer u — teh muzik iz too lowd!
When reeching obur tu turn it down, pleez can yu spayr a fawt for Catherine, my kitteh, who iz in teh vets with severe hyperthyroid problems. (Her T4 reading is 8.3.) She’s getting treeted but cud uze sum well wishing.
{{{{{jd & Catherine}}}}}
*sends heeling beems in Catherine’s direkshun*
{{{{{{{JD & Catherine}}}}}}}
*sends heelin, soothin beems to JD & Catherine*
{{{{jd & Catherine}}}
{{{jd adn Catherine}}}
beemz tu yu boaf soe teh kitteh wil B awl betur sune
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what?
I’ll take Waynes World for 200 Alex.
What uh sphinkter sez.
IT’S 2 LOWD!!!!!
Itz nawt dat lowd. Itz onlee on 10.5! Teh knob goes up to elebenty. *nods*
*turns dial to elebenty* See?
Ai seez butt (!) ai kans nawt heer ennymoar!! O teh reengging in teh eohrs!!
Too lowd iz too lowd!
u gonna be def listenin to such loud stufs
Tew bad pikshur nawt haz spotted kitteh innit.
Den hii wuld bii uh Def Leppard.
Teh pikshur woz taykun befoar teh Leppard got his spots. (See Aesop for details.)
*faispaw*
*heddesk*
WOOT!!! A 5-way macrame! Comgraburelayshuns tu yu awl!
Hooray For Everybody!
Is only set to elebenty!
And dew it NAO!!
Too menneh woofers and tweeterz, ifinkso!
Goggiez and burdiez can maik a lot ob wrackit wen dey iz in same howz wif stereotopic kittehs. Dat’s foar shur. Beleeb me, ai gno furst hand.
Kitteh on teh rite sez: Man, hav a Tic-Tac, pleez! Wuld be a publick serviss!
*roffles, then chekz breff*
*offers mezzomom a tic-tac*
On second thought, here. Take teh whole package.
Curtesy of Eddie Murphy frum The Golden Child:
In my pocket there’s a whole thing of Tic-Tacs. Take as many as you like, please.
There ar lots of other grayt lines frum that movie too, BTW. Very underrated for sush a funny and hart-warming movie. Here’s anuther kwik wun:
Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose a** is narrow can get down these steps. And if mine’s is such an a**, then I shall have it.
NUMSIE!!!!!!ELEBENTY!!!!!
YA-A-A-A-S! YUR Saddam NUMspah! *beeg kiss*
I never sawr that movie. Which is odd, since golden is one of my favorite colors.
Oh, yoo shuld see it sumtiem yoo need a laff. (Is ther ever NAWT such a tyme?) Here’s moar:
Kee Nang: Gompa, I have ruined myself with the American. He is a fool.
The Old Man: But he’s brave.
Kee Nang: He is irresponsible.
The Old Man: But he’s generous.
Kee Nang: He thinks of nothing but protecting his own feelings.
The Old Man: But if you touch his heart, there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for you.
Kee Nang: He believes in nothing.
The Old Man: Yet, still he does what is right.
Kee Nang: He is a callous, thoughtless, undisciplined fool.
The Old Man: [chuckles] Yes. I, too, like him very much. It’s very hard not to.
but but but iz mai fabrit sawng!
Da one by KITTney Spears?
No, iz a oaldy by Cat Stevens
Cudz bii “Stray Cat Boogie” by teh Stray Cats
or mebbe a song by Catatonia
Gittars adn Catt-ilacks
or “Cats in the Cradlol” by Harry Chapin
It’s Stray Cat Strut, not Stray Cat Boogie
Thanks, been too long since I heard it! (and too lazy to look it up)
Kittehs! Never doin whut theyr sposeta do! *gigglol* Wuld be LYKE a stray kat to boogie sted of strut, if he gnu yoo wunted heem to strut!
*struts, boogies, and . . . JAZZ PAWZ!!!*
GMTA, mezzomom
Aifinkso we haz nawt bin fourmally innerdeuced. *extends dainty tuxy paw of frendship*
yu is rite, aifinkso *happily accepts dainty tuxy paw of frendship* its bery nise tu mete yu!
Ai reeded dat nawt-sekkund az “… nise tu mate yu!”
Ai will be in teh NB if ennywun needs meh.
snerk! nice abatart nightshayde! is a littol spooky!
Fankies, GC! Ai lubs ur abatart’s littlol flower crown. It awlwaiz maeks meh happitayl!
Ai lubs Hallolween — an figured it wuz fair gaem since itz nao Octoburrr.
or teh wun by cat stevens?
Noap. Iz Caturdai Nyte Feevur.
“Cat Scratch Fever” by Ted Nugent
or mebbe “Nine Lives” by aerosmith
“Moar than uh Feline” – Boston
“All Cats are Grey” by The Cure.
“Wuts Gnu Pussikat?” bai Tom Joanz
Yew cawl taht meowzik??!! Ai kawlz itz nussin butt (!!) CATERWAULIN!!
Jellicle cats ar mary adn bryte
Adn plezzint tu heer wen dey caterwaul!
wut iz jellicle kat?
T.S. Eliot, Song of the Jellicles
Jellicle Cats are black and white
Jellicle Cats are rather small
Jellicle Cats are merry and bright
And pleasant to hear when they caterwaul.
Aifinkso Mr. Eliot knew mai Mezzo!
it sounds lyke Mr. Eliot also new mai blac-adn-wyte Marmite *nods*
oh hai! ai haz wun ob doze …hur naim be Bessie
alwais thot uv hur az an cow kitteh
jellicle iz beddur naem aifinkso
T.S. was a Miss nawt a Mr.
Huh?
T.S. Eliot = Thomas Stearns Eliot, and definitely a male.
oh yeah? den wat about George Sands?? he she it were not a mail? iz awl tu confuzelling fur mee
BH – yur finkin abowt George Eliot, hoo wuz a laydee hooz reel naym wuz Marian (oar Mary Ann) Evans Lewes.
BH – yur thinken abowt George Eliot, hoo wuz a wummin …azz wuz George Sands.
oopsies – dubblol post – mai bad … *hydz behynds pawses in imbarasparagusment*
What’s a Jellicle cat?
WHAT’S A JELLICLE CAT?
*kyews muzik frum CATS*
(“What’s a jellicle cat?” is actually a line from one of the songs)
There’s a man over there, with a look of surprise.
As much as to say, “Well now – how about that?”
Do I actually see with my own very eyes –
a man who’s not heard of a Jellicle cat?
What’s a Jellicle cat?
What’s a Jellicle cat?
Ornjj Strypee Kitteh
tesstz owt hurz ‘ROAAAARRR!”, butz it
cumz owtz like “Meeee~OWWWW!”
Ornjj Strypee Kitteh
mayz beez in t3h moodz 4 “Lubz”,
butz habz no taykurrz
Tawnee Strypd Kitteh
habz hurrdz dis all b4 andz
amz kwyte yoosd 2 itz
Jack.
But ai ownlee gawt it awn eleben-ty.
*facepaw*
Read AWL teh cawmints negst tiem NC!
Yur toonz. They hurtz meh.
Dats wut happined wen Toonces installed duh Blaupunkt w/Bose in himz car
Yur Toonces. He hurtz meh.
musta mayde Marantz outta him!
what hevi metil songz playing?
bin a long time since ai cheezecat lol
bin a long time sinc me take a stroll
lemme getz it back lemme getz ie back lemme me getz it back
kitteh ware ai lol frum….
Eff itz tew LOWD, ur tew OWLD! (ok, ai sawd dat atta KISS konsert a hunnert yeers agoe…)
I wuz gonna post that too.
Is whut we sed a lot in teh 70s and 80s, whyle we wuz crankin teh stereyo WAY TOO LOWD!!!!
putt teh tawp daon adn krank upz teh ellebenty-trak!! … inn teh peeeenk catillack
Wahlll . . . no peenk cadillac, but when we parkt teh kar, we useta put a beeg boom box on tawp of teh kar roof. And then TOYN IT UP! I members when we drove arownd with a hyooj boom box strapped into teh bak seet with teh safety belts. I guess teh reglar kar stereo just wuzzint LOWD ENUFF!! *snikkr*
*nods hed* Those wuz gud tymes.
Moast uv teh cars rownd heer (teh wuns dribben bai yunglings, enniwai) haz teh sownd soe lowd dat teh siedz uv teh car go in an owt wiv teh moozik!
yupz – tehy drivze bai mai off iss adn teh winnderz shaik! Pokketa-pokketa-BOOM-ka-BOOM … adn awl laik taht.
tehy awlol gona B deff wenn tehy izz owloldur … butt(!!) tahtz wut mai pair of entz sedd wenn ai lissund tu teh Beatlols wen ai wuz jus a sweetz yung kitteh.
heer tew. aym waitin for all teh screws to vibrate loose whyle teh car is sittin at a light!
Ai saw dat happin wunz near me.
Thumper’s license plate frame fell awf.
LOL!
If u has that on video u’d be rich now ifinkso! Or famuss ennyway.
I yused to fink that wen I finally went bat-s*#t crazee, I wuld take a rifle, sit on a hill, and shoot out all teh super bass equipment frum too loud cars.
teh sekkund “I m crazee and donut care ennymoar” wuz to take a hammer and brake all teh horriblol blinding too-high headlights on SUVs in parking lots.
Anom!
adn sumtymz ai wantza letz teh ayr outza teh tyrz uv teh karz whut tayk upz tu spaysus inz teh purrken lawt.
Espeshullee doze hawriblol purplolish-blooish wunz. Doze hurt mah hed.
butt (!) aifink dey doan hab teh kidnee stoans nebbermoar!
at leest wen wii haddit turned wai up, wii wuz lissnin tew REEL meowsik, nawt dis … ahem … stuffs dey plais inna ‘hood.
*goez bak intew Owlde Farte mode*
now we haz to crank it up lowd becawz we CANT HEER ANY MORE CAWZ OB ALL TEH LOWD MYOOZIK FRUM OWR YUNGER DAYZ!
Whut did u say? Cudnt heer u, lissened to teh moosiz 2 lowd in teh 70s adn 80s.
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Thebladethatcuts, Skankamaggot, omegakitteh, SANAFABICH, an Dennis4king!!! (gud fing i reeded teh commints before i started!)
an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! an yestirday teh Grated Cheezes sellybratinged teh 2th burfday ob Cheezland!! so i haz bringed a pizza party!! wif delishus cheezy pizzas wif all yor ovver favrit toppings (want it? it’s right heer!) also delishus cold bevrijes, an a cheezcaek buffay for dezert!! all yor favrit flavrs an toppings!! also goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht liet up liek disko balls wen tehy bownse, inflatablol gittars an rokk star wigs: hevvy mettel or punk rawk styles so yoo kan being a big rokk star!! kandee, an shiny rokk’n'roll stikkers like skulls wif wingz an gittars wif litning bolts an cool stuffs!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all your burfday wishes come troo:
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speshul rekwest frum teh burfday fairy: heer at Burfday Fairy Enterprizez we iz always trying to serve teh burfday boiz an gurls ob cheezland teh bestest we kan!! so i haz a qwestion: wen iz teh best LOL to habbing teh burfday party? (teh nawt-sekkund LOL ob teh day iz wen burfday fairy iz still asleep, so taht won’t wurk) teh 3am (cheeztime) LOL? (still erly for burfday fairy). 6am? 9am (dis wun)? 12pm? 2pm? shuld i copy teh party on to more tahn wun LOL during teh day? i wants to making shur all teh cheezfrenz, no matter wut time zone they’z in, gets to see teh party on thems burfday. so pleez tell me wut yoo finks!
dis wuns grate fur meh – aiz usuilly eetin lonch rite bout then sew ai kan haz verchooul desertes.
cpoying et tu an laidur lol souns lyke an gud idear tho – dat way lait nite (fur meh aniwai) cheezpeeps wud git tu haz burfdai caek n partays too. mehbe yu kud haz an lait nite peep bee yur
phlonquaihalpur an cpoy et tu da 3ay em lol fur yu?noe wate ……..dat nawt wurks cuz da flolowin 3am wuld be da neggs dai…………wut iz neggs wun aftur da 2pm lol?
ai nebpurr nood tehr wuz a skedulol foar teh nu lolz!!
Lurrn sumpfin noo ebbree dae!!
Dis wun soots us in Yoorup teh nekst wun iz layt fur awl but doez uv us hoo stai up layt (dat wun is 11pm in TTI, 12 minnite in teh rest uv Yoorup) Is nawt mutch gud fur Awstralya oar Nyoo Zelan – iz awlreddee teh nekst dai dere!
Aifink dis wun iz purrrfekt (noon pacific tiem) — teh TTI pplz is still awayke, teh Easty-Coast USA & VLC’ers are still atwerk & teh Westy Coast USA & VLC’ers are in teh middlol uv teh werk day.
Uv coarse, ai *mite* be biased toward teh Norf Merikins.
ohai bf – ewe are teh bestest burfday fairy evah elebenty!..and fanks fur teh inflatablol gittars…they are teh win! (oh an cents I’m usually steel a lurker moast of day thyme (RL-werk an awl), this LOL if fyne wif me too. aifinkso)
ooh! Litey-upz bownsy disko ballols!! Ai gotz teh idee – adn ai noe tahtz dan jerr uss – mayB wih kan plae moo sikkle chayrz tu teh toonz frum Caturdae
Nyt Feebur. Hoo wantza plae??!!
Totally OT: This coming weekend is teh weekend of teh Harvest Moon (teh full moon klosest to teh Equinox). Happeh Harvest Moon weekend, cheezpeeps!
Shine on, shine on…..
*pouncis Bookie Lyon*
Ohai BL!
When are u coming to Göteborg!?!? uhm?!? uhm??!!?
BF, yoo teh bestest!
*taeks a slyece ob veggie pizza wif brocklee adn xtry mayters*
omnomnomnom!
oooooooh veggie peetsa wib lots adn lots of mushrums – yum! fankoo, burfday fairy! *nomnomnom*
(try tew, ai don’t fing WP lykes anchovvees)
ai’ll try teh mushroom pizza! FangQ burday fairy!
“…but dis wun goez to elebenty!”
test
test
mt. mckinley.
ai has always wanted to say that.
or is it 42???
The results aren’t in yet…
yu bee sumwut testy tudai neene………..jus sayin……………an ai meen dat inn da nisest pausiblol wai………
sawri Nenne…..
Mehbe yew wuz finkin’ “neener” az in:
♪ “Neener neener neener, iiiiiim aaaaaawl tessssty.” ♪
♪ “Yew can’t dew nuffin’ about it.” ♪
*snikr*
*
I have my moments
*whispurrs: ai is trying tu figure out ufny aych tee em ell-fings tu du!
I SED TURN IT DAWN DAD!
cat-like preponderance of bass detektid
w00t-w00t
nice cats
nice elegia-102:)
well ah sed its a partay so, louder!
dis ma favwit EVA!
meh 2!!
acowie iz lik it 2nd favwit…
Iz so funni and cyoot!
Aww, thatz wunnerful, dennis4king! Happeh burthday to yoo! An conga rats on teh rayze. Has a gud tyme eeting owt tonite! *has an envy, but itz justa smawl wun