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Gud boy ubu.
he heh Tv sitcom ref.
Cheez?
mad about chew? good boy.
Michael J Fox bought that production company, didn’t he?
dunno. sure wish he’d make more Back to da Foo Chewer moobies, if he was able.
too bad they cant… I’d like to see more use of that massive train Doc had… lol
Teh Conga Rarz will sing fur U
Kami kaze frum
Teh hun dridth floor
Swan dibe tu teh street
Dis madness no more
He couldn`t handle
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Dog, dog, dog eat dog
He craved that sweeter meat
conga bunnies do interperative danse with open umbrellas
danzing germblols do a dansdansdans wit nuffing on but facemasks to the tune 0 “SwineFlooBloos”
Suddenly haz urge tew go bow hunting. Wut ai wuld dew wif a wild bow, I don’t know. Wuldn’t eben gno how tew cook eet.
[throws up goat sign]
[bangs hed]
[shrugz]
[dansdansdans]
hehehe! kitteh can has Ceaser Milan dog wispurrurr?? looks liek wont lissen wen kitteh sez “jut jumpz off a clifz stoopid!”
Kaprikorn issa goat sine.
Awww quit kidding.
Nanny wun kin go orf onna tangint.
As sure as I wuz a Diane fan over Rebecca.
i LOVE diane. Rebecca, not so much. except wehn she was a Vulcloln.
Shudda been da Lilith show.
oh, that would be FTW!
heheh: you know you’re annoying when…
someone tells you you’re like Diane Cambers, and you take it as a compliment (pursonnel xperiyence here)
Diane (to Sam): Do you know the difference between a braying ass and you?
Sam [looking flummoxed] NO!
~
Diane: The fat, braying ass would!
Ooooh! I can haz quotes too?
Diane: Adn eberywun gnoez dat hate iz nawt teh opposite ob lub. Indifference iz.
Sam: Wuteber yew say. Ai really doan care.
Him mom’s sister Patricia hazza lisp?
Norm sayz.
Wimmun, yew kan’t live wif ‘em…Pass da beer nutz.
Beer nutz?
Dat sounds liek uh mediclol kundishun…
…methinks Norm drinks tew mush.
An if Ai sed Ai am Daphne fan over Rebecca?
adn life’s a beach
“i keeps you warm” goggie says.
Stoopid goggie.
“STOP DRo0ling on me yu stoopy goggie” sayz Skwishe’d te Cat.
Noes Maiwee, dat wuz teh last lol wif teh flip-flops.
[rants] someone stoled my flip flops at da beyatch Moanday!!! prolly a cat?
i mean, srsly. IRL. life’s a beach and then you lose yr flips.
well, that was lame. maybe we can has list?
life’s a beach, and then…
Awl hell brakes loose
Beelzebub steals yor flip flops
Cruel deth awaits yew
D…
Da bumper sticker sez :”life’s a beach… and den all shellz breaks loose”
…Ewe dives
F…
Flamez awr involved wif teh Limbo
God thrashes yor gun, dude.
Hades requires SPF elbenty tanning lotion.
I…
It gets worser.
Just when u think it can’t get worser, somebuddy steels ur flipflops.
Killified trolls become unkillified.
L…
Larj amounts of pasketti wif meetballs fallz outa sky (in three dee)
Mimes followz yew around awl day
Ninja war rabbitz stawk yer lettuce patch
O…
Ogres playin beech volleeball
Pesky gnats an sand flies
Qwick monsters chasin…AARG!!!
R,,,
Reerunz ob Renoh 911 allatyme
Sit harpooning agin and agin an agin
Toenaylz (ingroed) wid alley in libeform foongus
U . . .
U realize U fergot another pedicure appointmunt
Very hot lifegard calls you “mam”
Winter winds blow sand in yer food
X…
Xenophobic hula dansers toss yew intew a volcano
Years of luaus come tew an end
Zealous islanders doan regret teh sacrifice
Reanimated trolls wear hawaiian shirts
Sands-o-time castles are washed away
Tidal waves erase yor footprints
U…
oopsy – furgawt tew refresh
Unded trolls wear hawaiian shirts
Very sandy time castles are washed away
Waves of teh tidal variety erase yor footprints
X…
Carp!
Nawt badd!
mmmpphh……gerrawf!
Geddawf meh!
Halp!
Ai’m being oppressed!
I see violens inherent in teh system!
dem violins be awefuls.
Hehe….Monty Python reference FTW!
kitten sittin’
Nawt a gud hobbi to take up. Unless yu want holes in yet butt, as 3kittymomma points owt. Iz such a cheerful lukin puppeh. Der ar sum kats who put up wif such unsivilzed behavur in der goggie frens. But I gotta say, teh kittehs I hav at the moment are nawt among dat number.
amenz teh kitteh haz lotz of courage and strength notz to kill teh googie
The sit will really hit da fan when da pointy ends come owt!
mehbe iz loe caust nootur clinik ?
oar da puppehs ownur is DIYur?
an gud won 3KM!!! eberywon has sum reelee phunnee commints todai!
aym sittin in mai plehcube tryin nawt to laff hysterically!!!
EENCY WEENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
ayme not listening!
i had a rilly, rilly, rilly, clever answer to this, but Weird Pssst eated it. Thrice. and now i not merember it.
ITSY BITSY!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!!!!!!!!
yellol pokee dawt beakinii?
Spider?
Aye. Sweetpea/MaryO/MaisNon/Tendriled-One-Of-Many-Names finks itz “Teh Eency Weency Spider.” Otters fink itz “Teh Itsy Bitsy Spider.”
Ai iz in teh “Itsy Bitsy” camp.
*smugly*
i don’t *think* it’s eency weency. I *Kn0w* ‘ts eencyweency. STN
U keep livin in ur deloozhunal stayte. Itz ok. U kint halp it.
*pats teh plant kondeesendinglee on teh leevz*
slo, sad, headshake.
*nightshayde carried off in white jakkit wif funnee sleeves*
alas, porous nightshade, we knew her wail.
Oh – teh porosity!!!!
Oh – teh Hugh Manatee!!!
U iz teh abbsoulutaemeeussly RITE!!
Eency-weency IT IZZZZ!!!!
Iz itsy bitsy wenn Carlee Simon singz it.
Ai’ve heard teh both! Musta bin mai unorthodox upbringin
Titty KomitteeTitsy Komitsee?bak tew teh NB, again
Ai iz definitlee nawt in teh “itsy bitsy” camp on dat wun.
LESS FILLING!!!!1!!
TASTESLESS!!!!!!!1!! … but teh funny
I MEANED NO OFFENSES!!!!!11!
{{{{{LCB}}}}}
Ai haz nawt seed u awl day. Hao u is?
GIT OFF MY FENCE!!!!!!!11!!!!
O HAI, NS!!!1!!!
Ahem. Sry. I had a notfeelingsograteackshully today. Kinda sorta much moar betterer now, though. How u is?
Bin beddur, bin worse. Meh. Ai finded owt today dat ai will hasta moov cubicles twice in teh next two week-week-weeks. Once to a temporary desk (very small and in a noisy area – pleh), an den to a gnu purrmanent desk. Aifink ai mite nawt be ablol to hied mah internet surfin’ az well in teh gnu desk.
It will be rite owtside teh boss’ office.
*haz a worried*
Can u get one of those screen cover thingies that make everything all blurrified unless u is rite in front of teh screen?
To safeguard teh datas u work with, of coarse.
*snerk* Ai awlreddy haz wun uv doze — but if u sneeks up at teh rite (or wrong) anglol, awl iz vizzibul. Ai haz a rear-view-mirror to preventify teh sneekings — but ai will haz to see if dat duz teh trik.
Hmmm. Mebbe ai cud anglol mah ‘puter differentlee. Ai will hasta experiment.
Enuff about meh… Hao beez Liam & Zoe?
They is teh fine, thx. They taked good care of me today when I was feeling pleh. Zoe napped acrost my legs for a while. She rarely does that. She likes to be near, but not *on*, if u knows whut I mean.
Oh yesh yesh, yesh! Ai noe purrzaktlee wut u meen. Spot lieks to be bery neer, but nawt on. Iz gud fing since heez abowt 20 lbs uv bery solid kitteh. He awlmoast awlwaiz sitz wif meh in teh evening, curled up so himz bak iz against mah left shin. Itz bery soothing.
Ebbree wunce in a wile, he decides to be on fur a minnit or twelve — eever maeks it hard to breev, or cuts off circulayshun to whatebber limb heez on.
Zoe’s just a little wisp of a thing, not moar than 9 or 10 lbs. Liam, OTOH, is about 14 pounds and when he wants a hug he just climbs on me, stepping on just about any part of me that he can. He’s sweet, though, so I mostly don’t mind too much.
TASTES GREAT!!!1!!!!
LESS TASTES!!!!1!!!
Where’s my can of anti-goggie spray?
here, i let you borrow my troll fumigator shpray. Is beyond expiration date…
Does that mean that if u spray it on a deaded troll it comes back to life?
*tries franticlolly to recall expirationed troll fyumigator shpray*
U remembers, it’s teh spray wif teh picshur of a deaded troll onnit, she sayed, halpfully.
oh. i forgot…
now, what were we talking about?
Sumwun luuking fur meh?
Did u has a… itsty-bitsy brane malfunction?
Right neggst tew the uncle-buck powder.
O hay, NC66, I showed my BF teh “redneck scientist” thred and he laffed and laffed. He wanted to know if u is a scientist. Oddly, he didn’t need to axe if u was a redneck.
[applies cawnsealer tew neck]
Wuts dat supposed tew mean?
Duzza Ph.D in Mixology count?
Seams tu mi tu bi aye foarm uv teh kemistry.
If yew stick yor tungsten tew uh frozen lite pole…
Ai can haz hugs, plz? Ai jes been tu teh doctur yesterdai, and my bludwerk came back todai, and she sed tu meh taht ai have Type II diabeetus. Ai hassa bee sad rite nao. *ears drooping bery low*
Jeremy – yu kan controwel et thru dyet n eggersize…..
due nawt deespare!!!! iz nawt an forebber praublim – kan bee beet!
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Butt(!) ai hate beets! *snicker*
{{{{{{{Jeremy}}}}}}} At leastis yoos gotz teh sents of teh hoomer! U makes me gigglol! Ai hates teh beets tu! But ai lurvs teh cheezfwends cause dey is allwais gud for teh gigglols!!
ai lubs beets!
*sigh* now ayme hungree agin!
Whats u wants 4 teh dinner, gammacat? U can haz peetza!
{{{{{{{{{jeremy}}}}}}}}}}}
Is berrry manageable…aifinkso…mebbee ewe kin manij wif dye ut oar mebbee a leetle pill… {{{Jeremy}}} an then, there’s Jewel tu snorglol…tightens chrg!!!
she akshully came owt yesterday while ai wuz watchin’ TV awn te couch and climbed all ober meh!!! M ebbe that wuz jest her wai uf sayin “Es awl bedder. Ai mai hiss atchu, butt(!) ai kno yur mai daddeh and ai lubs yu”
ah, kitthes… sorry bout da noos, but don’t giveup, ‘kay?
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{{{{{Jeremy}}}}}
It sounds like (hopefully) they caught it early. I know that many people have had very good luck controlling blood sugars with diet and exercise, and that losing weight might be able to reverse the problem altogether.
Right now, it’s probably super-scary because it’s new to you and because you’re dealing with the unknown. Millions of people live with diabetes (more every day) — and it’s certainly something that can be dealt with and kept under control with the proper care. You’ll figure out exactly what you need to do to feel (and be) your best. It may take a little time to adjust, but you will be ok!
Besides — it’s much better to know about it and take steps toward making it better than it is to NOT know & keep getting worse (and putting your health even more in jeopardy).
*nods knowingly in agreement, as one who had parent adn grandparents wif it who did quite whale ebben in ancient times*
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i iz sorry to heer taht, but liek evreewun else sez, kan be kontrolled, yoo takes gud care ob yorself an yoo will be just fine!
Hope you don’t mind hugs from a stranger but {{{hug!}}} I’ve read ICHC for a long time but have never commented until now. I’ve had Type 1 diabetes since I was a baby, for almost 30 years now. Type I and Type II have their differences but what everyone has said is pretty much universally true: if you have a healthy lifestyle, or change your habits to include exercise and a healthy diet, then it shouldn’t impede your life at all. The worst part will be developing the new habits such as checking your blood sugar regularly, and as things go that’s not that bad at all. Good luck
Ai bet teh kitteh iz ANGRY!! D:
Bai way, Y no1 rait mah lolz? :3
Would halp if U had teh bloo naem. Find adn Click awn cweenmj’s bloo naem fur teh haow tu get teh bloo naem. Oar go to teh cheez town crier
They were probably fighting like cats and dogs before this.
Bourjwazeeh doggeh is exploiting the peasant kitteh
HALP I iz being oppressed
Tu much Monty Python referincis!! Ai may hafta go get taht movie nao!!
Fanks foar teh hugs, cheezfrens. After readin teh funnee commints, ai feel much moar gooder.
{{{Jeremy & Jewel}}}
ohai Jeremy I don’t fink we has met before
I has had a busee in RL
and not been around here mush
**offers floofy paw of frenship**
*accepts floofy paw of frenship*
Ohai, two_kittehs, es nice to meet yu! RL has been nawt nice to me, as yu can see, but teh cheesefrens hier are full of win!!
In Owld Kountree, teh kitteh sitz on yew?
Polis goggie brutalitee!!!
what U gonna do when dey come fur U?
Ai deklien tu ansur dat awn teh grownds it mai gets meh in lawts ub trubblol.
Rodney King kitteh sez getz teh video camera!!!!
MAWM, he is squishing meh
Holy sit!
Bebbeh Puppeh nawt
habz t3h Smrtee Braynz yetz. Sitz
enneewayr himz wawntz
Bebbeh Puppeh needz
Ornjj Flooffee Kitteh 2 teetch
himz haowz 2 beehayvz
Bebbeh Puppeh amz
beegurr dan Ornjj Kitteh andz
will beez 4ebbur!
Jack.
Halp! I hazza ickee! Punkin cawt a mouse,inda kitchen. She be stairin under da stove since Sat. Made me very scarry, butt I fink she juss wantz to have fun “play” hunt. It waz REAL an I’m scared to go into da kitchen. Pleh!:
Dem haz teh noo traps dat U nawt haz tu see whut is insied. Just frow it awai.
Iz der anyfing lyke a smell dey hate or noyse or somefing dat makes dem juss go away?
Aye yuse teh live traps and releese teh littlol buggers bak intu teh wildz az far ahwayz frum mai howse taht aye kan getz dem.
I am NAWT gettin dat close…Can’t pick up a container wiffa live mouse in it.
That’s too funny. I bet that cat wishes he could get his claws in that dogs butt.
This one made me laugh! Poor kitteh!
Dog Domination…
Pointy ends employed in 3, 2,1….
She has done it again!!!!! Jewel is climbin’ all ober me as ai am awn teh ‘puter. After today’s noos, dis climbin is most welkum. *contented sigh*
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Yay! Dats kitteh-ferapy in akshun! ’s trooo! Sawry tu heer abowt teh bloodsugar, hang in dere an doe eberyfing yur Drtinycat tells yu, k?
HALP!
I’m being held hostage in a toy warehouse,
waiting for carriers to come pick up their carp,
so I can close out quarter end.
Non illegitimat carborundum!
….rumbling noises, airbrakes squeel…
*Big refrigerated trukk wif “Monback Brothers Haulage” painted on side pulls up to loading-dock*
Ohai! Nativeca66 arownd here somewherez? Ai’m sposta pick up a coupla tons of carp from teh warehouse, aifinkso.
Ohai LDr. Fanks foar sending the trukk. I wundered why teh dock peeplols suddenly sed wii culd run awl teh inventory reports.
And ai musta bin sew tired wen ai gawt dun closing owt teh quarter dat ai fell asleep at mai keyboard aifinkso and did not sii yor post until dis mornin’.
[gives LDr uh leftober case ob Fly Fusion pentop computers]
Kewl! Ai’ll put these in teh secret shelf where Ai keeps teh majik cat-shaped bar-code-reader-fingee that came in the mail for free abowt elebenty yearz ago adn never akshually got plugged in…
I think it is cruel to let the dog sit on the cat like that. To publicly display it as funny doesn’t say much for someone who allows that kind of behavior and actively encourages it…all for a little attention on facebook?
??
Do you have more information than we have about the origin and circumstances of the picture??
And how does Facebook enter into it??
*snerk*
♪♫Lets awl go to teh brake ruum
Lets awl go to teh brake ruum♪♫
♪♫Lets awl go to teh brake ruum
Adn get R selbs sum Pi!!♪♫
Wut kinda pi? Rubarb, crow…?
Aifinkso Ai will have a slice of Umble, yesh? NPT rules, did Ai forgets them in my feline curiositees?
Dinna fash laddie! Sumtymes wii jus HAV tu say sumfin! ’s all gud!
Thanks, AfriCat. Are you having a pleasant day in teh sunshinez?
O yesh, thx! Its mai weekend, soe ai hav tuday an tomorror awf. Dis reely is teh land ov perpetual sunshine! Abowt 360 daze in a yeer anniway! Hows teh wevver wear yu ar?
Pleasant here–maybe max 88 F. (call it 31 C.) and breezy; even got a little rain last week, maybe again at the end of this week. Mostly we can has pretty dry, but nawt so dry as where you are, aifinkso. (Unless you get some moisture off teh Gulf?)
Aim akshooalee nex tu teh Red See, but theres veree liddle moisture as in rain. Humid sumtymes, but awlmoast noe rain
Well, fanks again, adn goodnite! Ai gots to go get some sleeps. It’s abowt 0215 here. Have a happy midweek weekend!
Gud nite, sleep tite!
Did sumbunneh sai pi??? Ai cood wanting sum…!!!
Here’z some nice applol strudlez Ai been keepin in teh fridge foar just such a festib occasion! Everybodi help yurselfs! We got lots!
somfing not right heres, deres a big butt on meh!
This is the best thing I’ve seen in my life
In soviet Russia, you sit on cat’s lap
MY FAVORITE ONE!!!!!!!