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sum halp plzthx
Ai shtartan tu gett upzet…*narruz ize*
At leest we ar still in teh rite munth!
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On teh 25th of September!!
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♪HAPPEY BELATED BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BELATED BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BELATED BIRFDAY ♪ DEER PoissinBoi ♫
♫ HAPPEY BELATED BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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{{{{{PoissinBoi}}}}} Wai dint yoo tell us??
O PB – happee beelayted birfday – why yu nawt inbite us to yur pardee? Enneh caek left? Woz it hot wiv awl dose candels?
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Thx minimunsmum !! Wuz smorl partee adn yesh, tehre wuz a caek butt(!) ownlee siks candlolz ! (Gotta be ablol tu blo tehm owt)
Shmoo tu yuw mmm !!
ohhhhhh, pb, mai fren!
happeee belated birfday!
>runs in sirkle round PB throwin confettee in air<
heers a hole lemming meer ang pye fur yoo!
* Runz afta MM wiv a brume, swippen up teh cornfeti … *
* Stawps furr slyce ob pi. * Haz 0.14159 parrt *
Thx MM !!
Ai noed it wuz ur birfdai, but had no innerchoobs awn teh dai! Sowwee Ai din’t `membur wen teh lien wuz ristoard.
No wurreez Anni, niec ob yu tu notiss eniwaiz. Cheez !!
Ohai JanetCanHas4Kittehs !!
Ai fort abowt it, butt(!) wuz imbarist !!
Ai gess teh emayo tu Burfdayfairy gawt nommed bi teh tubez…
FankYu foar teh messarg nd …… awww shuxxx!!!
Well, NEXT taim. . . .
Yoo cud hav dropt sum cashual hints – laik awn teh 18th yoo cudda sed –
“Mai – hao taim flies. Next week at this taim ai’ll bee a yeer older.”
IMHO, we dont hav enuf burfdaiz as it IZ!! Ai, purrrsonallee, hav ebree intenshun ov having at LEEST 120 ov them. But there still arent enuf to let wun go unmenshuned!!
So – waht kind ov caek wud yoo laik – fur heer???
Teh fudgee caek wif buddercreem frosting??
Okey, nexx tiem ai wul sea … * digz tow in grownd, maeks a whole *
Du yu hab a spunj caek wiv creme fillingz nd harrd icing awn torp?
Plz, plz, plz,,,,,???
* 120 burdaiz iz, lemme seee ….. Almowst Wun Hunderd !!! *
Well. ov corse! Itz yur burday caek!
*poof* Spunge caek wif creem filliing an harrd icing awn torp!!!
An fur a little prezzie an yur reeding plehshur – teh
SOOPERMARKET DANSE! Starts wif paws4thot! He’z a Scottish engineer/sinetist/pewter purrson hoo libs awn a Eye Land in teh Scottish land – an uzed to be heer a lot. Wuz verree smart an funny – an noes just about ebreething there iz to noe about sci fi. Ai wish he wud com bak – just drops bai wunc in a wil nao.
ht tp://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/29/funny-pictures-oh-man-is-she-writin-a-check/#comment-229831
Thx JCH4K !!11!!
* Cutz caek neetly nd passis rownd tu cheezfrenz *
Tahts a gud prezzie nd ai wul reed nd njoi it laitor awn !!
* Flipz fru awl LOL nd larfs …. *
* Startz here: Waht sawrt ob dans wii do? Ah tink beeg poyntliss mewsikal numbr in a soupurrmarkit! *
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* Pootz doun LOL nd replize .. *
Wi hab gud histree in teh Cheezlan tu lib up tu, ifinkso !!
Oh, there iz SOOOO much!
An much taht hazn’t eben maed it to teh “Lore an Legends” paige.
Ai cudn’t eben say waht mai favrits ar! Too mennee! Gibbocat’s “Winter Olympix” ar purrhaps . . . itz awl dun in rhtyme!! An it seemed so REEL wehn we were doing it. Just laik teh “Taim Travel” wun wif Phillipe d’Beaker, LCB an mary0spockn. Tehy ar awl SO brillyant! Ai wuz just along fur teh ride!
Happy birfday, PB! {{PB}}
May I have sum uv the cake? NOM!
Tehres no queue. Halp urselb!! O, yu alreddy wendt NOM.
I joyns awl teh cheezies in wishing yoo a happeh burthday, PoussinBoi! May yoo haz menneh happeh yeers ahead!
*grabs a slice of cayk* MMMmmmm!!!! Kthx!
Thx Gremlin !! Tehy doan bovver mi enny more !!
Mee too, PB! Hope it wuz teh happyest! (♫♫ And menny moar… ♫♫)
Oh…. happi belayted burfday, PoussinBoi!
*Upfi crawls in with a bunch of freshly picked wild flowers*
Ohai Upfi !! Tahts niec ob yu !!
* Luuks foar varz, putz wild flourz inna vegemite jar *
Hab sum wafflol oar spunj caek !!
Congra rats to yu PB – pleez nawt to getz upzet, we are hear to halp yu!!
Ai do a lidlol tangloled-up-in-teh-toi dans furr yu
*spin spinny spin, jump, oops awl cawt up, strugglol, twyst, leep down from toi, spin spinny spin, twerly wirl – falls down wifatyredness*
* Whispurz: Iz bessed tu bee soabuh b4 teh dans…… *
O teh huge manatee, yu fink ai’z bein drunk adn dizorderlee at mai desk? How yu fink we kepe teh whirld peas wile bein unda teh inflooense?
* runzawaywifakwiknessandalittloldansandskip *
Rite nao iz BEFOAR lonsch tiem! Aiz nawt pikloled befoar lonsch, mebbeh after, hoo noes?
Ai juss goin to habz sum hah wai en peetsa (see down fred) adn lemming merang pi, adn wash it down wiv a small glarse of wyne!
Sorree, mmm! Mi webby fing toald mi 12:30pm dailite saibing foar Geneba! Issit rong? Shirley nott
ht tp://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock
Iz kwite krekt PB — ai’z awf furr lontsch in fyve mins. Mai flexibul lontsch brake, let me sho yu it!
tehr is rattlees in bawls an teh fings teh bawls ar on is boingee, sew heer mai dans
>rattle rattle rattle boingee boingee boingee<
lands on feet
tahdah!
* Funderuss Applaws *
Fanks MM !!
Ai’z been diddled!
Payd yar munneez nd teh toi iz teh borked?
Nawt borked, but ai fink ai bilded it awl rong! Teh inztrukshuns woz awl in japoneez. Dis nawt offishlol untyed nashuns langwij
… nd dat lagwidj iz:
Franglais ?
Esperanto ?
Dubble-Dutch?
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Ai fink stoopy wierdpretzel is nommin mai commintz – well, it iz lontsch tiem I spose!
Tehy prolly awn teh bottlol orlreddi !!
All greek tu mi
gibbrish
Marshan
..
Ai trai wun at a tiem :
Gobbloldeegook?
Ok taht wurked…..
Nao :
Bebbelfeesh?
Pigg Latten
Ok, tehy lyked taht wun – hear we go Wierd Pretzel, take tihs :
Gybbrish?
Leagaleeze
Yay, yay…..
Mummbow jumbow
Lolspeke
Strine?
Strine?????
Iz it short fur Horse Trail YeeHaw-ian??
An ai wish SJ/martoonie wud com moar offen, too! She wuz – alas – bloked at hur office – so nao she can awnlee com sumtaimes. But she iz – ai hav no dout – wun ov teh funniest an cleverest peeple awn teh fayce ov teh urth!
That may sound laik a non-sequitur – butt – she iz teh first wun ai saw uze teh HTY – teh byootee ov werd vishun. Oar weerd vishun??
Strine
Eggsample : Eggnishner (Air Conditioner)
Teh wurd iz a shortind pronownseashun of “Australian”, sed in veri brord ozzie accent. Nuvver eggsample: Emma Chisett (How much is it?)
O yesh, lyk harps, fipes, temps adn corpse!!!!!
Congalze
Bengal-eze
Americonoan
Klingon?
Basque?
Minneesnowtan?
Vulcan?
Potawatomi???
Ar local Indian tribe! NAWT feerse! Peaseful hunterz an gatherers.
Ai can say wun thing: Meg wetch. Meens “Thank you very much.”
Cro Magnon?
:shocked:
yuz bin WHUT, mmm?
ai meens
diddloled, yu no, bai a diddloler
um, iz a adult akt round heer.
*hedds awff tew N.B.*
Yu meens teh kidlets doant diddlol?
LOL!! At a sertain aige, tehy prollee do. . .
Well – it DUZ hav 2 meenings heer –
Oh wayte – am ai just thinking ov “dither?”
noap – be trip to jayl fur diddlol-er
now, dawdling, tehy duz taht
as do ii
Hmmmm. . .
Teh dawdling diddler dithererd???
That just sounds so rong!!
Donut dawdell, ai wuz toald az a kidlet !!
* Datz wot shi meenz *
Teh werd mmm yoozed duz nawt hab teh saem meenin dis sied uv teh big pond – it juss meenz swindlold (Ai duz noe wat it meenz in teh You Ess Aye, so unnerstan wye MM wuz shokked)
Ohai Anni !! velkum bak !!
Hao wuz yor training dai? (Datz wot ai tawld em ..)
Ai had 3 owers at mai sisturz affer 3 owerz trabbel den 3 owerz 2 get hoam agane!
Gud tu sea hur, aim shore !! Teh trabble tyres u owt nd maiks it gud tu kom home. Hab sum caek (diabeteez saef) nd tea !
Duz it reelee anni?? That iz gud to noe!
Ai wud hav thort, wif awl mai reeding ov Ingerlish litteratchur, ai wud hav scent that. Oar awl teh Ingerish mooveez. Oar eben awl teh taims ai’ve bin to teh TTI!!
Ohai Anni, fank CC dat yu unnerstanz dat ai woz nawt yoozin teh wurds ov dyubius meenin! Nawt wandz to be gittin teh bad repyutashun wiv teh cheezpeepz
LOL!!! Ai dont think itz pawssibull!!!
We uze wurds ov dyubius an dubblol meenings awl taim!!! Tossing tehm up merrilee an watching to see hoo piks them up!!
Teh diffrunsis bitwean Ingerlish ingerlish an `Merican ingerlish maek fur berry mennee misunnerstandinz! Fingz we sai in awl innersens can be `fensib in `Merica an biser berser!
Oyesh! Separated by teh common langwadge, we iz. Akkordin to Mr. Shaw, iffeyerekawlcorreklee.
mai kitteh bois hab tihs toi! is moast expensiv an leest liked!
Kittehs like teh boxis bedderer tahn teh sophie-stick-ated toiz aifinkso
free tois is teh moast poppyoolar at mai hawse.
qtips at teh tawp ob lisst
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Spidercat, Spidercat, does whatever a Spidercat can…
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bugger!
took me too lawng to commint!
conga rats yoo too!
Thx MM!! Gud tu sea yew !!
hai hai pb! iz mai Friday night, sew, hao bowt sum lemming mer ang pye an sum hawt tee?
O mm dat sownds yummy – ware are yu bein, taht iz awredy Fridegg nite?
Iz wot shiffed wurkaz sai at teh ennd of lawng blok ob shifedz.
Fanks for LMP, MM! Mi Faborite!! (mongst ubberz)
tahts it, pb! ai fink ai gets a hah wie an peetsa wif sum green olibes on it two!
>puts littlol umber ellas on all fuds<
ai werks 4 10 hower dais, an is berree erlee wensday mawrnin heer in minneesnowta
O dat’s a releef, ai had a wurrid taht ai mist owt a fyoo daiz!! Taim gose fast enuf as it iz
ai unnerstans yur alarm, mmm. ai misses a lawt ob fings these days wiffowt reelising it!
Iz mai wifecat’s mundai tewdai. She dew nawt want bee coz ai iz unim…unen…ai iz beetween jawbs. Mai new wurk beegins awn mundai. Fibe dai weekweekweekend fur mee! *passiz rownd chonklit chip wafflols an hawt cawfee tew awl teh cheezpeeps* *settlols eento reek liner wif wafflols, buk an cawfee an beeg floofy blankie* Cheez!
Choklit chip wafflols – o fank yu – no, pleez nawt be getting out of reek liner, ai halps myseff
*halpseff to wafflols adn cawfee*
dis be juss grate after mai lonsch!
Conga rats furr teh noo wurk
Cheez tu yoo !! Gud luk on necks mundane !!
Yes, cheez to yoo an gud lukz at teh noo jawb!! Hoep it iz dooing sumthing yoo reelee laik.
Ai hav awlwaiz bin so lukki! Mai werk wuz eggsactlee waht ai wanted to do! It wuz lotz of hard werk – but still lotz of fun!
Yew arr berry luckee tew hab ai jawb yew luv. I do nawt want tew do tihs jawb, speshully en tihs ecownomee (peepul haz a big mad at yew in tihs jawb!) butt (!) iz a jawb taht sumwun haz tew dew sew wy nawt me den? Wun dai ai wyll get ai beddur wun.
Fanks! *skwirts wipped kreem awn PB’s an MMM’s affer-lonsch wafflols* iz nawt sew shoor abawt teh new jawb, ifn ai wheel lyke eet, butt (!) ai no eet haz tew bee beddur tahn mai larst jawb. Iz munniez, at leest.
Yep !! Urz teh munniez, spenz teh munniez, nawt sabes teh munniez ..
Mussent wofflol tho …
Throz a “n” inta “Urz” * nawt Nurz, Urnz !! Sheesh !!!! *
Happee birfday, PB. Wen it waz our hooman’s birfday uz kitteh’s made him cake and sed, how many candles you want on yur cake, hooman?
He sez 39.
So we put dem on cake in the shape of a kweschun markz.
Ai doan wont no forrisd fyer, sixx candlols pleez. (Leebs a kweshtun).
Gotz itch *rubrub* on mah bellie *rub rub rub*
we has that contraption. but the kittahs tore it to pieces!