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I’d like teh cheezburger and a side salad for mah friend here
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Oh, and sum fronsch fries too, kthxnom!
Confabulahuns Grem!
and GMTA!!
Heres sum belgiun fries – the best inda wurld, wif sordid companiunmints – ketchup and mayonaise and mustard an ennfing else u liek wif ur fries!
and belgian beer of corse….
Fankees, Nennepus! I lubbings teh fries. I kin has melted cheese and sum chili on tawp with sour kreem and moar vejitibles on tawp of that? Is a liddel erlee here for that sort of drinkee, so I can has a diet pepsi to go with it, pleez?
And we kin dantz a dantz together to sillybrayt: We kin dantz if we want to. We kin leev owr frenz behind. . . .
You can has enny topping u want!!
*all toppings makikloleh appears onda fries counter*
*opens a diet pepsi an pours it inna retro pepsy glass*
Heer u go!
as tu dancing – are we dancers or ar we hooman?!?
or ar we bunnehs?
AR WE NAWT MEN!!!!?????
*falls over laffin*
Tranzleighted: Ar yu Wimmen???? * O, Boi !!! *
u guise! *shaykes hed*
u iz mixing up “Men Wivout Hats” an “DEVO”.
tsk tsk tsk.
As I always say, gurrlz just wunna has phun!
Conga bunnies to yoo, deer SIP Gremlin!!
An this iz frum teh previous LOL!! We ar sillybrayting PBs burfday today!
An there’s lotz of spunj caek wif creem filling an hard eye sing!!!
An speeking ov eye sing!
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On teh 25th of September!!
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♪HAPPEY BELATED BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BELATED BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BELATED BIRFDAY ♪ DEER PoissinBoi ♫
♫ HAPPEY BELATED BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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Hooray for PoussinBoi’s natal day! Woot woot! *passes owt slices of kayk* Pleez to notiss ther is menneh flavors of ice kreem for ee ting with yor kayk. And sum salty foods to help balanz teh sweet, such as chips and pretzels – halp yorselves, cheezfrenz!
O ai lubs so much teh cheezfuds, ai bee nommin awl teh dai lawng adn nawt ebben changin wate!!!
*noms ebben moar caek wif ai screem*
*opens bottlol of shampain adn wanders throo teh ebber growing crowd at teh burfday pardee handin owt glarses of bubblolly”
OH! happee burfdae PoussinBoi! and mannee moar!
Teh Eye Sing on teh Caek !!!11!!!
*
* Duz a littlol dans butt(!) trips nd sez “Ai mint tu du taht !!”
Hippo belaytid burdseye tu you PB!!!!
*grabs a slicy of caek on the run*
*leeves a case of shampers for cheespeeps tu shayr*
gotta go hoem an mayk dinner – all this fudtalk is mayking me hungrier that usual!!
*nao – wut tu cook??!*
Abalones?
Bratwurst und saurkraut?
Conger eel?!?
D…
Delmoniko steaks on teh grill
Eggs, pickled
Fronsh fries, whut elz?
G . . .
Gushifud pi
Herring – debbiled
I skeem – well ok, nawt cooked
Jugged hair
K…
Kaek – awl kyndz
Luntschmeetz frum teh delly
Milolk – reglur adn chawklit
Noodlols
O …
Olibz
Parsnip pi
Queesch
Radish relish
S…
Salads with every tawping and dressing yoo culd imajin
Tastee hawt fancee hors devoers
Unlimited drinkees, no kalorees!
Vejitibles and dips
Warm cheezy dips and krakkers
X . . .
Xaklee ebryting yur ♥ dezyres
YYellolol Caek
Zukeknee Caek
O.o – thanks guys!
we endid up with a pork, been and much room one pot casserole
nommeelishus!
wut? you say there’s a burfday party? you say the original got lost in a space-time vortex and spitted out about five days later? you say we has to eat extra caek to make up for the delay? you say PB is one hundred and eleventy years old? wut? wut’s wrong with my ears?
** happy approximate birthday to you, PoussinBoi **
Happy sumtime birfdai tu yu PoussinBoi!!!
Thx AfriCat !! Ai sea yu lykd taht chess kawmint yes2day !!
Happi Daze
Fnks Pd’B !! Yep, bettur hurree! Tihs sentry iz awlmost gonnnn !!
Hope yu had teh happyest birfday, PB, an may yu has menny happitayl returnses, too!
*Dans dans dans teh bunneh hop dans for gremlin*
Sawree, teh ratz haz taken teh dai orf, so here are the conga bunnehs dressed in dere fronsch cancan owtfeets, to join me in a hoppity hop silly brashun dans furr yu.
Ooh, a bunneh hop! Hao lubley! And teh owtfits ar just PERFEKT! *chirrs happily at teh bunnehs*
Oh they AR cyoot! An tehy to teh Bunnee Hop so well!! LUkz awlmoast laik they ar at an Ohai skool dans in teh 50s!!
An there liddlol whyte feetz luk just laik whyte bux shoos! Wich, oddlee enuf – were cleened wif waht wuz cawled a “bunnee bag.”
lettuc all be frenz
Mai frens sew kyoot !!
Ai cud jus nibblol hiz littlol eerz !!
Pleez to nawt be eetin teh bunnehs
Okey!! Ai wus juzz taisten tem, ai promess !!
But teh CHONKLIT bunniez! Dont wee awlwaiz eet teh eerz furst??
Yesh, yesh, yesh !!! Eatstur haz kom urlee !!!
unless we eats the tail furst …
@@@@@@@ Ai Lubbit !!!!
Ai nommit!!
Ai wabbit?
Ai chuccolit
Lol! Ai succumed to temtashun yesterdai adn nibbled teh eers off mai dotter’s Lint chonklitt bunneh. Waol, it had bin in teh frij sinse Eester!
HAO YU RESIST FURR SO LONG????
Ai noes! Ebreedai ai opens teh frij, tath golden bunneh dares mii to taek a nibblol. Butt ai sai “No, yoo belongs to mai dotter”. Den yesterdai mai resisdans wuz low acuz ai’m fiting a birus. So ai nibbloled dem eers awl off. Ai emayed mai dotter adn sed “If yoo has ennefing to sai to ur bunneh, he nawt be able to heers yoo”. Her didn’t mind!
*sigh* ai iz so old, ai members when teh chocklit bunnies useta be SOLID, nawt HOLLOW!!
oar iz fren teh mayn korse?
nao nao – not tu be nomming the laygomoarfs!!!
Dey be freends – not fud!!!
*saunters of – trying not to fink of the rabbit in riesling stew my nannacat madid when she still cooked…*
Ooooohh!! An wun ov mai favrit restaruants in Italee – awn teh bak rode frum Livorno to Firenze – had a MOAST delisshus pappardelle in a *wabbit* sause! Teh haus speshultee!
Oh, yes! My nonna used to make that for us on very special occasions.
adn awl tihs tym ai fawt bunnehs wuz mayd uv teh furr adn teh hippiteehopz – adn naow ai fyndz aowt teh izz mayd uv teh legos!
lern sumfink nu ebbree dae!
yesh – this is a majiklol playce of lurning – fur shur!!!
Hims a bejitairy un!
Ohai, Anni! How’s by you this lovely autumn day? Anything good in the shops this morning?
Dey wuz bizze puttin owt teh Krissmuss boksis uv biskitts an choklitts – affer awl, iz less dan free munfs nawo…. GRRRRRR!
Butt, butt….did yu see upfred? PB iz awlreddy sillibratin eester!!!
Hwh! Hav teh carolols started yet? *shudder*
Ime goen tu luk foar a rume furr teh night …. * nite awl !! *
Nite, PB sleap tite!
Nite PB, sleep tite!
An dont let teh bed bugz byte!!
Gud restarant, huh?
an sum fries too okplsthx!
HOP nom nom nom. HOP nom nom nom.
nussink fantcee awn teh sallud, pweese … jus lettuce alown
Maybee sum carrotz wif that???
Jus lettiss? Cos …??
cos tehy wantz tu be … alown
That’s what’s called a honeymoon salad – - lettuce alone
gud thing u sed it Q! wuz wun uv mai momcat’s jokes!
OHAI TessM!
Ai’m just dashing out – nao ai hav to taek mai bike to town!
But ai just wanted to say ohai to teh fabluled “Guest frum teh West!!”
ohai to whirrrld trabelers! me n teasel are going to Sedona in 2 week week weeks an it luks like we can haz cheezmeet wif the famisssss “romeow!!!”
OMCC!! !Ai think yoo mite bee teh furst wun!!
Hao ai wud luv to meet Romeow, teh Koolest Kitteh ov tehm Awl!!
awww lil bunneh foofoo an teh nawt poyzen kitteh be besteeez!
onoes, onoes, onoes!!! naow ai haz teh eer wurm –
*liddlol bunneh foofoo hoppen fru teh foriss,
pikkin upz teh feeled mys adn boppen tehm awn teh hedd …
DAOOOOOUN kaimz teh biggfattz faeiryie …*
Here, I duz yoo a favor. I swaps yoo teh bunneh foo-foo eerwurm for Men Without Hats.
We kin dantz if we want to . . .
ofangyu foar teh fawt, butt (!!) aifink ai wil stik tu teh bunneh foofoo foar rite naow – ai wil haz tu eeeeez intu teh meedee evull mens-in-teh-skurtz hoppinz awornd kwite maddlee (demz nawt reelee kwalifiee az kiltz, aifinkso).
butt (!!) ai fangyu foar teh fawt justehsaym.
*bloooosheng kwite reddlee*, ai defunutlee finkso!
ok, awf toda nawty barn wif me
*skip wif a purrpiss*
la la lalala
ai wil skootch oburr adn maik ruum foar yu in teh nawty barn – ai spenz awlotz uv tym dair maiselvz!
*gigglolsnort*
N wii gawt lots ob cupknee alsotu…
*wads up close fur teh irening*
Bopp himz awn himz hedd …
Hmmph!! Bunny foo foo’d !!! Grrr!!!
Itz your birfday adn yule GRRR if yu wantz tu!
♫ ♪ Itz mai partee nd isle Grrr if ai wantz tu … ♫ ♪ * rrrrr, memreez!!
argle argle argle! mee tew! *starts hopping round cube*
Happee birfday, PB. Wen it waz our hooman’s birfday uz kitteh’s made him cake and sed, how many candles you want on yur cake, hooman?
He sez 39.
So we put dem on cake in the shape of a kweschun markz.
Gud Gog! Yu on twu LOLz at wuns! * Gud goggie !!
*
Ai doan wont no forrisd fyer, sixx candlols pleez. (Leebs a kweshtun).
ha ha – i putz comments down but den dey startz new lol and tort tat joke two gud to wastez.
BTW tat is 60 yeer ol joke. Can u guess from werez?
Ai got mi larst joek frum awld memree uf Peanutz in noose-paipa.
Yorz frum Abbut nd Costilo? * Haz a hoapful *
Hoppi birfdae tu u
hoppi birfdae tu u
hoppi birfdae de PB
hoppi birfdae tu u.
AND MANEEMOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fnxs B_M !! Twoz on Friedeggdai, sew teh nex wun be suuner..:grin:
Ai haz been on an off lately du tu stupee puter issuses. PB ai juss askd fore a frending.
Shaw !! Awl dun !!
* Yew r teh bom! Gud naim !! *
Hai smudgie, did yu puttin toona in taht burfdy caek?
Ohai mmm. No – hooman sez NO MORE TUNA IN MY CAKEZ, MILKSHAKES, MILK, CORFEE, HOT CHOKOLATEZ!!!
So we putz in herring
Am ai herring yu rite?
yez – whassamatter? haz you got a haddok?
Yesh ai fink ai needs a brayne sturgeon
Taht mustav been a shark tu yew!
Butt he had a wale of a taim lukkin furr teh brayne!!!
Hi cod hav bean stuk on hiz shell-fone !!
I fort u had teh gud heerrring …???
Hmmm ai cod nawt kwite catch it!
Deaf in nitely !
Wif herring awf, cannot tuna piano, nor tuna fish…
:rolls:
REO speedwagon ref, FTW!
♫♫ “Tuna Fish, mai parentz naymed mee Tuna Fish! It wuz mai parentz’ fondiss wish dat Tuna Fish bee mai naym…” ♫♫
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Fanks fur teh eerwurm!
pardonz?
herringz … nomnomnomnom – mmmm … creemsoss adn unnyunz … nomnomnomnom … wyne soss adn unyunz … nomnomnomnom … * smylz frum eer tu eer inz contentyminty adn wyps soss frum teh wiskurz wif wun uv PBz burfday nappiekinzes*
BTW Italiana, congaratz on yore fyutchah granniness !!
ofangyuberimeowtch! ai yamm goeng shopen wif teh bebbehmamma foar teh bebbehstufz inna minnutz oar maB tu … *waivz goobiez tu bankie bal antz*.
teh fyootur granniness sootz mih jusfyn!!
oh noze! poussinboi, say it iznt so! i missded yor burfday!!!
oh teh shame…
well anyway, heer iz yor favrite caek an party punch an a goodie bag ob surprizes just for yoo!! an a late swish ob teh burfday wand for yoo!
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*hurreez to update teh Offishul but Far Frum Compleet Burfday List*
Ohai Burfday Fairy !!
It wuz nawt mist, just fog got!!
Fanku four presence nd preznits. * Ooh, a bicyclol bell nd byke niks *
Ai hazhad a lubbli pardy nd wundermuss wishez nd fudz!!
Thx tu yu BF forr yor werk awl yeer maikin awl teh cheezepeeps burfdaze sew happi !!!
Sweet-faced Marmie!
Awn teh “Upcoming” paige, deres a lol wiv a chicken dat braut teers tu mai eyes…
Aww – must be teh wun with teh burdee sittin over teh kittens.
Is teh sweet! Wuld lyke to noes storeh behynd it . . .
Dats teh wun! A mommy is a mommy an bebbehs ar bebbehs.
Iz toooooo kyoot! Mai kittehs adn chikees wud nebber do tihs, dey keepz owt ov eechuvvas wai!
Aifink a broodee hen wull muvver enni smawl aminlol iffn her haz noe chix 2 lukk affer.
I stumbled akross a Web site devoted to cross-species frenships. I givs yoo a link to teh storeh of “Crow and kitten are friends.” Teh video is well wurth watching!
ht tp://interspeciesfriends.blogspot.com/ (close up teh spayce)
Enjoi!
Awww! Snuggles for bofe de cute critters.
oh hai,
Luvverly kitteh toy ova at FB rite nao?
**Red runz frew teh room, wif an egg-sitid luuk awn hur fayse**
Dere’s ovur elebenty motorsikklols at teh fyrehowse nexst door!
Can’t stay….gotta go say “Ohai”!
Nawt2luukfoarmelaytur, kthxbai.
“Ohai”♪rabitt friennd.
~O~ Ebbery bunneh lubs sum bunneh sumtiem . . . ~O~
Pleaase to order teh ice cream for crow for azzert!
Crow will dance a ho ho…
cut the cake
and we’ll all get well
I’m seriously scared by those bunny eyes. They seem too big.
Aifinkso tehy has some blakk bunnehfur rite arown teh eis lyke a racketycoon. Maiks teh eis luuk biggr. (Hmm. Is taht why teh racketycoons has teh blak mask fais?? To maik eis scarii?)
Aww, wat a cute wittle LOLBUNNEH.
Wood joo leik friez wif dat?
k yur total comz out 2 therteen nine T 5 cAsh ur creditz?
wow, see that? thats how bad mah spellingz iz
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cat_and_rabbit_sitting_together.jpg
I think someone needs to put that cat on a diet, geez. Way to be a good owner….NOT!
*gasp!* Dat ta Biggest bunneh eye ive ever seen!
omg that bunny has scary eyes!