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Iz only usin teh flip u can has teh flop.
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Doan’t nead bofe
We-awl kan dip ina korn squezin’s, ifn we wanna!
congratumalations, annipuss! may ai offer yu some relazing hot chockolit before bed? adn also, ai did not get a chanse tu say ohia proppily on teh otter lol – *extends floofy paw of friendship*
Thx! Hawt choklitt iz juss teh fing at dis tiem uv nite.
*aksepts flooffee paw*
ai has marshmallols, wippy creme, ittybittyfudgysticks, greatded chockolit, adn drizzly sawse in awl flavours – plz tu be helping urself! adn there be plenty fur eberywun! *passes round teh tray of hot chockolit an asordid toppings*
Ooh, noms wiv mai chokklit!
I’z liking the peppery-minty chipps in mine!
(I’z been spoiled by Starbucks)
*has a rummage thru teh tray of toppings* let me seeee…aha! i has sum uf those tu! *passes peppery-minty chipps tu dennis*
Yay!
Nom Nom Slurp Nom Nom!
Fall came at last to Vancouver today – the rain is cold, not like the usual warm. Hot Chokklit is Purrfect!
kame tu seatlol yezturdai…….
kold rayn an wends…
ai hadda ware lawng pantz
due nawt want darc an gloomie blechwethur
*pout n grumblol*
Naow naow willy boy, wii can’t appreeshee8 teh byootimus wevvers if wii donut has teh plehwevvers!
Ai can haz a sad tudai, ai bin putting awae mai shortz adn tanky tawps adn bringing aot teh floofy swetters. :.(
Awww, sowree you has a sad. Ai can has dark chonklitt awmunds – want sum?
Yeah
Iz getting chilly here tew.
I had tew set teh A/C thermostat up tew degreez. *giggle*
[runsawaybeforehiigitsbonked]
iz still summer heer too. at leest didn’t get above 100 today, only to abowt 94.
FangQ Gizmo! hawt choklitt is purrfect for todai!
ai is bery happy tu hear that eberywun is enjoying teh hot chockolit! ai is headed off tu bed now, so i wish all my new CheezFrends swete dremes – it wus luberly tu mete yu all tuday
G’nite Gizmo!
Thank-You for
1) conversation
2) hot chocolate
3) your friendly attitude
If only every forum was this awesome.
Anom!
sandlols!
Choozing teh flipflop izza sand which.
diz wun iz mai kullur tew!
Aiz nawt big enuf to use boaf at teh saem tiem.
karpit bee laavah yew noe
Ai haf haf!
You knoes what tehy say — two hafs maek a lol.
snerk – gud wun, fuzz!
Tee Hee!
And dey match!
flippty flopz mak da wurld go round!
Kittehs in a thong!
*shudders*
Better kitteh than mii!
*shudders at the thought uf lukkin in da mirror at that!*
Me too, 3km.
Wii wuz tawlkin abowt Speedoes at werk today, an wii awl agweed dat dey shud be owtlawd.
Agreed! Altho da thot uf Chikken Man in wun duz produce a certain amout uf amuzement!
LMAO at da thot!!
XXXXL Spandex bikur shortz in neon pink shud be owtlawd tu.
Whut wuz seed cannwat be unseed.
U still trawmatyzed ovur seein dat, WRr?
{{{WRr}}}
Ennyfing I can do to halp eraze dat memree?
Put awn yur thong for hyme!!
Teh onlee way I ware a thong iz awn my feetz, lyk teh kitteh iz doin!
I fink it mite be wize to issue a splort warning hear. Izza teen tiny bebbe wiff da eyeliner an bebbe floof. And him hassa berry cyuoot expression.*titens CCRG fingy* Any guesses about toe pads?
Lukks liek wite sokk awn leff frunt paw, so possibullee pinkie toe pads.
Haz darlin lilleh blakk tows. Berry tynee an sweet.
Oh nose; Punkin has both blakc an pinkee. Dats da best!
mai kitteh Marmite has alternating blakc adn pinkee toes on wun of her tootsies – it’s adorablol!
If you feel a splort commin on, juss read abouf about da thongs an speedos an such!
So duz mai calico. BTW, dat’s a reelee cyoot kitteh naem!
fankoo! wen she wus a bebe kitteh she sumtimes lubed tu be with us adn sumtimes jsut wanted tu be on her own – so Marmite seemded appropriate
Ebberfing iz onna flore meens da kitteh iz hazza sits onnit.
Kitteh iz testing teh flippy flop foar hoomin. Wudn’t want hoomin to hab a flippy flop dat duzzent flippy flop rite! Kitteh sez testing may tayk sum thyme. Foreber and eber, unless noms need testing first.
Hay, I jes maded sum chili.
Ennybodee want sum?
Yep!! Beans or no beans?
Beenz, sketty an hamburgur.
SKETTY!?!? OMCC!! Nawt in it pleez, awn da side rite?
Nope. Innit.
No, wait, she mite be on to somefing.
mmmm, sketty an chili!
an not tew hawt!
I nawt mayk it Cin-sin-nasty style. Iz moar lyk Wendy’s, butt wif sketti.
Eww, no Cin-sin-nasty style. I had it wunce, wuz tooo sweet.
Izzit HAWT HAWT HAWT? Oar jus HAWT?
Jes Hawt.
I nawt kin eet reel spicee stuff. Mayks me siksiksik.
Ckikken Man nawt let mii make chili ennymore. Hiz iz better, xcept nawt HAWT enuff. I lyke it SPICY!!!
O, gud! Fill mai bowlol pleeeez! This wun tyme, in Thailand, wii ordered MILD curry (wiv cocomonut milk!) … aftur teh furst bite fings gott a bit hazy… oar wus dat steemy? Ai knoe dere wus lotsa screemin an swearin an runnin arownd an flames oar sumfin… dat curry wus NOT mild
Curree iz noe gud iffn it duzn’t maek steem cum owt ur eerz!
Iz roffling, finking uv Bill Cosby tawking abaot Chinese Mustard.
Jesh
Oh my, AC! U poor fing…
**fixes AC a nyse beeg bole of chili**
O, fanx! Omnomnomnom! *urp*
Exskweeze mii!
Gotz tu goe tu bed naow, 1:45 a.m. heer! Gud nite alla cheezpeeps! Gud nite!
Nite AC, haz da gud dreams!!
G’nite AC!
Tiem Ai folloed ur eggzamplol – Ai haz a tyred!
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
Nity, nite Anni! Sweet dreams tu yu too!
Nite Anni an AC!
Haz teh gud dreemz, my frenz.
I can has some? I has a hongreh and is cold
**fixes 2_k a bole of chili**
Enjoi!
It wuz cold heer 2day awlso. Nat 60 degreez at lunsch tiem.
fanks red, that looks delishus an nootrishus!
Ai can haz sum tu? Iz snoes inna forcast fur tunite at Mt Rushmores…
Sounds gud, I’ll try some. Hear, I brout some cormbreds to go wiff!
**gibbs bole of chili to pj an WRr**
U wants sum cheez to put innit?
Ai brotz sum freshly maed salsa fer ifn ennybuddy wants teh spicee!
Yesh plz. Got onyuns? (by da way it’s 55 and sunny hear in Chic. , butt, will be putting da heet on in abowt an hour, wen sun goes down)
60 degrees? Cowld? Dat’s a heet waev up heer in VLC!
Iz cowld compared to teh temps wii has gotted yoosed to!
Now, wen Wintur iz endin an wii start seein 60’s, it will feel lyk heetwave!
Ai noes – ai just pullin ur tayle, Red!
so is Toronto like Floridah fur VLC
**pulls DK’s tale an runs awai**
My Econ purrfessor is frum VLC
himz sayz zed an write litres and centre
British spelling, he has it
Wuz da cowld wen I gitted up. Had tu turn awn da heet tu git son owt ufdabed. Hyme freezes up lyke hyme momma.
Yor hyme froze up?!?
Dats gotta hurt liek heck!
walkstew NB.Hey wut happin tew teh running?
walksrunz tew NB.U wuz runnin wif such a kwikness dat u kuddint eben seeing it!
Uhhmm! Wuz myne Son I wuz tawlkin uf, nawt my Swedish Chef!!
OIC – I wuz wunderin ’bout dat.
Ai know wimmins is fond ob their hymez,
butt(!) ai nawt heer N-E-wun refer herself az itz momma ‘fore.
It has in low 50 to mid 50’s in Gnu England and was windy 2.
I wuz not dressed warmly enuff, my bad, I has lost practice of dressing up fur Gnu England weathers, still warmer than VLC I bet
This is too funny!
phunny bout rhsb not eatin reely spicy stuffs? or phunny as in da pictedure
Stacy and Clinton approve
I smell something.
the “flipflop” maeks me remembers teh danze called “teh politishun” —
takes 2 steps forwards
takes 1 step backwards
takes 6 steps sideways
Ai flip, yew flop. Tewgevver nao befoar nap atak. Flip…flop…flip….flop…flip…zzzzz.
Dis is foar teh Cheezwimmens:
Dere wuz TONZ of motorsikklols at teh fyrehowse (nexst doar to my werk) dis moarnin.
I saw dem wen I wented owt foar a brekkie run, an nawt wantid to go bak to werk.
I wudda sneeked ovur dere, butt had imidjes of wun of owr Lootenints draggin me bak, kikkin an skreemin.
Yash if U gunna be drug bak kikkin and skreemin, maek shur U has a kurnlol oar a jenerlol arownd tu du it.
Teh highist rankin purrson wii has in owr bildin is Kaptin.
I getted 2 tikkets fur da PowerBall tudai. Iffin I win, wii awl goin awn bakashun!!!
If ai getz luki ai’m gunna haf hows fur kats! Meow!
Oh, gud foar yew kitteh!
Yor momma did nawt gib up hur flippity floppities foar teh fugly crockities.
Hay! Wut u gots aginst Crocs?
Dey be teh comfee.
[luks up at cawmint]
[luks at red]
Liek ai sed…fuuuuuuuuugly!
Mai wurk yooz tew warehouse doez fings.
Pee-Yoo.
I doan know wut dey made ob, butt(!) dey bii stinky too. At least in larj nummers.
Humm…sounds lyke da pilot iz blamin da plane!
Dem wuz maed frum ded crokoties ub kors
*
hidesproudly displays hur Croc-wearin feet*Ai is wearin mah pink Mickee Mouse Crocs today. Ai jus put in an ordur fur eleben gnu pares (6 fur meh, 4 fur mah littlol gurl, 1 fur mah huzbin) yesterday.
Crocs addikshun. Ai haz it. Crocs in elebenty kulurs. Ai haz dem, too.
ohai nightshayde, i seed yor messij on teh jaylhowse LOL. yes, teh oinky floo haz leeved owr howse. my boi had a qwik an eezy recobery, an miraklolusly, no wun else gotted it!! teh oinky floo iz supposed to be more eezily spredded tahn regyoolr floo, but we wuz obsessib wif teh hand santizifyer (my boi had himz own purrsunal bottlol, an had to yooze it before him tuched ANYFING) an teh klorox wipers. soo all iz well heer. *nok on wud*
Duz yew adorn dem wif teh jibbitz tew?
TURKEY! *facepaw* Dey smell liek turkey jibblitz cookin’
Okay let’s get mah little brudder and we go to beach
Noes! Ai wants teh flip, YUE can has teh flop!