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no tellin!
Ohai, fuzz! Congrats on teh tawp spawt! Hooray! and hooray for teh otters hoo also kaym in at 9:00! nightshayde, annipuss, and dennis4king – woot woot! *dantz dantz, spin and prantz!*
thank-yous muchly!
I like tha danse! (clapclap)
Hey, fuzz! THat’s your first time with the nawt-sekkund comment on ICHC, isn’t it? Congratulations! I do a little dance in your honor:
*hop to the left
hop to the right
twirl spin hop hop
step to the left
step to the right
slide annnnnndddd
JAZZ FEELERS*
Oh NICE dans, upfi!!
Yur rite!! Fuzz’z nawt second nawt second haz NAWT been recognized enuf!
An cweenmj izn’t heer to rangle teh Conga Ratz.
But – ai think – if we ask tehm niceley – they wud bee happee to dans!
OH CONGA RATZ! PLEEZE PUT AWN YUR BLAK AN WHYTE STRYPEE COSTYOOMS!
An heer they COME!!!!!!
An they ar gonna dans “TEH JAIL HOUSE RoCK!!”
Teh Elvis — a powl Dancer !//!???!!1
O.o
U duzzint wantz to noe.
… but teh inquiring noes wantz to sniff tings.
just don’t look unner the cowch.
or behind it.
…an plz to nawt sniff teh cushion on teh lef.
but sniff this — does this smell right?
*sniffs*
*maeks a hawriblol faec*
Nope – dat duzzint smell rite at AWL.
*runsawaytosmellpurrrtyflowrs*
*Brings out a full tray ob Fabreez*
Dem as ask noe kwestyuns…..
Izn’t towld noe lyez.
i nevah lissen aneewayz
why is my naem nevah in da bluu anomoar? iz logged in an ebryfing…
Teh cheezes changed teh linkee fingee. Mayk ur maus hover over a bloo naym and see wot it says in teh status bar of teh window. Den go and change ur URL accordinglee.
Cimbacat. Trai this.
h ttp://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-Cimbacat/
paste this into teh “Website” space in teh commint block. Ai just did it an it tuk me to yur profyle.
Shud werk! Ai hoep!
Oh, an close up teh h – to teh ttp, ov corse!
No ask, No tell!
iz innosent, ai tells ya!
Yeah, bud. That’s wut dey awl say!
No ask, No tell!
no ask, no tell!
no pursue
they has treats, but no surrenderz
Thazz whut teh Boss sez! Treats, but no surrender. BRU-u-u-UCE, FTW!!
Eh grate fren iz en jale wif yu sayen ‘wuzznt dat ufn?’
BC duz luk kwite beemuzed bai awl da fuss.
hims gnu minion luks abit wurried tho…
mus bee hims nawt sekkund tiem :-{
I was framed!
Roger did it!
…Wat are you in for?
…Dey say I wuz on da kittchen table.
…Why wudd yoou do?
…Dey say I stole some bacon. Sheesh!!!
Kitthehs een fur:
Aden adn abetten
Burrglaree (Cat-)
Caute driffen wifawt lisenz
Duen vareous nawtee tinks
E…
Endandering a mouse
Framing the goggie for littering
Graft – acceptin bribez for teh good behaviourz
H…
Horking up hairbawlz…awn teh police chief’s desk
Ignoring “No Rodint Nomming” signs
Jaywalking adn chicken relocation
K…
Kicks of death on innocent meeces
Looks of death to hoomin who wakes me
Many things de don’t eben no abowt yetr
*looses da r* *adds N…*
Not lissening wen told “GetDownDamCAt”
Opening cruncyfud bag
Playing with crunchfud from aforementioned bag
Q…
Queer noyzes in teh nyte
Rabbitses fowned dedded awn teh doorstep
Steeling teh roast frum teh frij
T…
All circumstansul, yer onher!
Tearing down da fugly curtains
Untraining da goggie’s obediance skool
Violence on many levels
W…
Waiting behine door to pownse on goggie
Xtrackting stuffins from toies
Yawning in peeps fase wif tuna breff
ZZZzzzing on teh compyootur keeboard.
Sawry kittehs, ai’m tapped owt frum bailin owt teh banks adn auto-makers.
Srry, Kittez.
I’z tapped out paying for Olympics in Vancouver!
Sry, Kittehz,
I havta save fer da 2016 Olympics in Chicago!
Kan say teh bad things about Olympics, but this not the rite froumm – I migrated here from the dark side (Pundit Kitchen)
ty!
I giv yu brgrs for ur restraint
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Pundit Kitchen looks fun. Too fun. I already spend too much time on da puter.
U is most welkum here, dennis4king!
ohai eberywun! ai iz a noobie heer adn i jst wnated tu say ohai!
Welcome!
offerz fuzzy paw for teh shakin
ohai dennis! *shakes teh fuzzy paw* tis berry nise tu mete you!
Ohai, Gizmo, nice to meeetcha!
Ohai Gizmo! Walkum 2 dis happi plaes.
welkum!
ohai Gizmo!
ohmy, ebberywun is bery nise heer – and kwic! fankoo al bery much fur teh kind welcome
(btw, dis fankoo was tu pj, annipuss, catena and wily boy – jst so yu dnt fink ai wuz ignoring all uf yur kind welcomes!)
An Hi frum mii tu.
Ohai, Gizmo! Welkum to Cheezland!
*extends floofee paw uv frendship*
*hands Gizmo a choklit martoonie* Cheers!
wow, my nawtsekond choklit martoonie, fankoo nightshayde!
*shakes teh floofy paw*
eberywin shur is nise here!
Ohai! Ai hopez dat u leik it heer, itz ah grate plase.
Ohia Gizmo! Hao yu iz?
ohai cSmall! ai be bery gud tonite, fankoo! ai hopes yu be gud tu?
Iz as gud as mai nayture will let me be … >:}
it’s cowld in NYC todai, tho …
boo tu teh cold, it shud alwais be nise adn sunni, aifinkso! butt (!) not tu hot adn sticci eiber, that can be jsut as bad! *extends teh floofy paw of friendhsip*
*grabs it*
*bats it*
*runsawaiwifakwikness*
its cold heer in cauli-for-nya tew. I actually had to weer *wispurrs* a jacket!
no. wai. srsly?
it was acshuly ok tuday in mai bit of TTI – well, it wsan’t raining, at leest…!
Heer, Gizmo. Trai this,
In teh coomint box, where ai am riting nao, there Iz Name, E-mail and Website.
copynPayste this into teh Website place.
h ttp://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-Gizmo/
Cloze up teh h in teh h.t.t.p ov corse! Ai just found yur profyle using this wun. Trai it!
An ai think nawt rayining in teh TTI iz a GUD thing! Mite we ask where yur bit ov teh TTI iz???
We awl hav mennee frenz there!
An pleezed to meet yoo! Yoo MUST hav bin lurking – yur LOLspeek iz so gud.
Ai am awlso known az JCH4K fur short! An . . .sum otter things.
ohnoes
i loggded out of wordpress so ai cud entre teh website address adn then rote yu a big lawng reply – adn the commint neber arrived! looks lyke ai mite not be able tu be bloo after all (becawse der is no bocks fur an email address wen i be logged intu wordpress)!
oh well, tu reply tu yu (agin!): fankoo bery much fur the advice, JCH4K, ai hopes ai cn gets teh blooness tu work soon. Adn no rayn is a bery gud fing – like teh kittehs, for me teh wet is pleh, aifinkso! ai libs in teh Midlands, witch is rite in the midlol of TTI – where it alwais semes tu rayne…adn yes, yu ar rite, i hab bene lurking for menny munths, butt (!) i fought it wus abowt tyme ai sayd ohai…so here ai am! *extends teh floofy paw of friendship*
An heer iz mai striypee floofy paw ov frendship! An ai am glad yoo hav com out ov teh lurkerdom! Altho, menneee ar happee there, ai think.
But did yoo TRAI cpying an paysting waht ai gav yoo abov?? It mite werk,
Becuz ai dont THINK yoo hav to be logged in to WP to be bloo. Ai dont think Ai am logged in rite nao. Akshoolee, ai dont noe!
OK. In teh top box, yoo rite – Gizmo
in the email box – wahtebber email yoo uzed fur yur profyle
An then in teh Website box, put – waht ai sed up there. I think it shud werk.
There iz sumthing else that menee peepl hav – an ai tried it furst fur yoo – but it dint werk. Then ai traid the “mine.Icanhas” etc – and ai went rite to yur profyle.
ai traid it agin adn the commint dind’t shew up agin! ai don’t fink dat ichc lykes me wen ai’m not loggded intu wordpress! oh well, ai will tri tu fix it tumorry, ai fink – it’s bed time fur me now! fankoo sew much fur yur help and patience, JCH4K – ai will fololow ur instructions agin in teh mournin adn ai’m shure ai’ll figure it owt in teh end! swete dremes!
oh, ai forgotted, adn fankoo fur yur complemint abowt mai lolspeek, ai has a happitayl
ohai, Gizmo! *extendses floofy paw uv fren shipz* – izz beriberi nais tu meatchew!
*hedbonks adn purrs*
ohai, italiana! so many floofy paws, to shake, i’m so bery happi tu mete yu and eberywun here in Cheezland! *shakes floofy paw*
Ohai, Gizmo. Seems appropriate that we shuld meet and shayk paws.
Welkum! Nice to meetcha! *extends floofy paw of frendship*
teehee
its bery nise to meet you, gremlin. we must stay away frm teh watter tho, ok? 
*shakes floofy paw*
[pawnders thot ob moar gizmos and gremlins running arownd cheezland]
[turns awn sprinklers and sets owt uh midnight snack]
[runsawaywifakwikness]
Hey, I SAW THAT!!!!!
Tee Hee
So DID she. [points tew gremlin twin]
**beekbonks NC66**
**turnz awf sprinklolers and eets teh snak**
**luks sturnlee at NC66**
fankoo parrothead, dat wus a closewun! *phew!*
*checks self and Gizmo* Luks lyke we is still dry and safe, mah fren! Purrhapz we shuld eech keep an umbrelly klose by atall tymes, justincase of sprinkles . . .
its a bery gud idea, aifinkso *nods* cud i offer yu dis lubery umbrelly? it has all tipes of kitteh on it – cc, bc, tabbeh, calico, orinj – yu name it, they be on it! i can has a spare, so… *offers umbrelly to gremlin*
[digs toe in teh durt]
Butt(!) ai like gizmo and gremlin. Nao dere is moar. WANT!
Butt (!) dere’s onlee wun GUD gremlin an gizmo! We nawt want bad wuns rippin arouwnd an tearing up fings! We gotz dat redhed furr dat!
*whispurrz* But ay *lykes* being teh onlee gremlin. *luks a liddlol imbarrist; luks away*
Which is nawt to say I wuldint be frenlee to uthers, shuld they show up on owr internetz. Teh ICHC hospitality tayks precedence of korse, over mah own selfishniss . . .
And no fuds after midnite, he-he! But as I alwayz say, it’s gotta be meal-time SUMWHAR in teh whirld . . .
ohai Gizmo! Welcome! **extends culurful wing ov frenship**
ohai, parrothead! *happily shakes teh culurful wing ov frenship* how ar yu this ebening?
Ohai Gizmo! Wellcome from VLC!
Wat CATholic sed!
from VLC? uh-oh, i has a stoopid – whut does VLC meen? “:oops:”
ohnoes! I meant
*crosses paws dat its rite dis time…*
ohai gizmo!!!
Welcume to cheezeland!
Extends floofeh paw of freendship
If u needs enny help wif blooness, abatarts or otter majik triks – or just want to reed about cheezeland – just reed the town cryer!
ohai nennepus! fankoo for the floofy lol *bery happily shakes teh floofy paw* ai will reed the cryer rite now – i was wunderning why mai name is not bloo as i can has wordpress account and ichc account…hmmm…time to investimagate!
In caes u iz still heer & hazzint goed to bed yet — ai wanted to compliment u on ur lolspeek — itz moast egg-salad!
whyfankoo, nightshayde, dat’s bery nise uf yu tu say
ai msut admit, ai has bene lurking fur a litlol whyle! ai will be off tu bed berry soon – so ai will wish yu a good-nite adn swete dremes!
VLC= very Large Canadastan? in contrast wid TTI, teenytinyIngerland, and TTNI, teenytiny New Ingerland.
and eency weency spiders. *not* itsy bitsy. nope. nebber.
ohfankoo, mary – I noe TTI (I libs there
)but not teh other wuns! fankoo bery much *extends teh floody paw of friendship and fankoos!*
welcome!
itsy bitsyyy!!!!
*looks askance*
e.e.n.c.y. w.e.e.n.c.y.
Itsy bitsy spiders!!!
Ai thot it wuz Very Larj Canadia — saem fing, aigess.
EENCY WEENCY
h ttp://www.imeem.com/people/WdOfjJJ/music/sKyvER31/children-song-eency-weency-spider/
h ttp://bussongs.com/songs/itsy_bitsy_spider.php
h ttp://www.kididdles.com/lyrics/e001.html
ITSY BITSY!!!
oh deeerrr!
how about eence weencee for round 1 and itsy bitsy for round 2?
Mary of the House of Spock r rite!
Butt(!!) Wat type ova yellow pokadot bikini?
oahi Gizmo! nice tew meet yew!
*extends floofy paw of frend ship*
ohai gammacat, im bery pleesded tu mete yu! *shakes floofy paw of friendship with a happitayl*
ohai gizmo! duz yoo hab a burfday?
ohai, burfday fairy! indeed i du – tis teh 4th Janumerry. fankoo for asking
Saem as mai step-dotter.
it’s a bery small wurld, 4point5kittehs! is yur step-dotter hard-working adn stubbon tu? dose ar teh capricorn traits dat ai has
Oh yash! Adn ai lubs hur adn admires hur.
Basement Cat maid mee doo it! Oh wait… Ai iz Basement Cat!
BC wishes to enter a plea…He is guilty, butt(!!!) He made himself do it!
Bail is set at 4 snorgles.
*Yoiinks teh snorkle*
Ai’m goin’ in!
Mebbee Basement Cat need a lolyer
How duz it go…”True friendz…”?
fell on eee Catburgloling … tehy wuz kawt redpawded wif teh OOH! SHINEY fings stil inn deir pos … pawzesh … tehy stilz hadded teh SHINEYZ taht tehy stolded!
…adn tehy izz pleeden teh ellebenty-eth
Thelma and Louise . . . teh alternate ending.
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heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Syndori, Chaosgear2.0, an Floydfan04240 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! an to PoussinBoi hooz burfday i missded on teh 25rd!! i haz bringed yummy fudjy caeks, fluffy anjulfud caeks wif fresh berreez an wippy kreem, iskreem, frootsytootsy party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle “jaylhowse rokk” wen tehy yoyo, mini lego raysing kars wif pull-bakk motor akshun! kandee, an culor-it-yorself alien stikkers wif elebenty-four crayn in alien culors wif bilded-in sharperner!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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anjulfud cakes wif berreez an wippy kreem, an iskreem! YUMMMMM!! Fanks burfday fairy, an happee burfday tu awl teh, um, burdayurs. Or wutebur. **sitz down tu culur stikkerz wyle iskreem meltz a liddlol**
Ohai, Burfday Fairy! Hao iz ur boi doin? Did teh piggeh floo leev teh rest uv u alone? *haz a hopeful*
*sits down next to PH & starts kuluring* Ai lubs to kulur!
Eech visit iz amaze ing! Whjut giffs! Whut fuds! Whut a nyse fairey! Srsly!
Basement cat nd hims minyun bin up to noes guds.
Ummm…an if anybuddy aksks aneefing abowt sammon, you dont noe NUFFIN.
Aw man, if I hadda nikklol foar eberytiem I wuz in dat spot…..
ata Pet Shmart?
Iz they Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer ?
Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer had an unusual gift of the gab
They were highly efficient cat burglars as well and remarkably smart at a smash and grab
They made their home in Victoria Grove, they had no regular occupation
They were plausible fellows who liked to engage a friendly policeman in conversation
Eerwurm — ai nao haz wun!
Black and White Kitty: Yeah, we broke the law. What of it?
Black Kitty: Sorrrryyyyyyyy! You still love me????
Life ain’t easy in the slammer.
dis makes me fink ob a episode ob “Dog teh Bownty Hunter” i seed a fyoo weeks ago (i not watches it uzualy, but it catched my eye wen i wuz channel surfing cawz it’s in hawaii an my boi iz going to hawaii) anyhoo tehr wuz a bayl bond company wif teh motto “yoo ring we spring”. i fotted taht wuz funny!
did you mean bail cos bond is what you pay when you move into a rental house