Bob the Builder is sick. I’m Daisy the Destroyer.
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u want mee tew dew wut? fuggitabboutit!
conga bunnees for teh kwik typin jk2kitteh, annipuss and carosue! shampers an sordid noms?
*bunnee hops roound room wif tray of drinks and noms*
Thx gammacat. Mynd u doan’t spill fings wile u bunnee hop!
hhhhmmmm. I better pass round drinks and den bunneh hop! I dinna want to spill this nommy fud!
Dass wat Ai thort – dun wanna wayst fud!
mmm fanks, ai wuz gonna goe owt foar teh lunnch butt (!) naow ai mite bee ablol tew stai heer
Wat du u want dimolisht?
hmmmm. wot do i want dimolisht?
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Big bag wolves dat pick on Little RedRidingHood Gurls
Credit card companies dat be doing unfair practices
Dust bunnies- get dem ded before dey get us!!
Ebil wars dat cause suffering to chillren
Food that be not
Good for peeps, and cause unhealth, e.g.,
High Fructose Corm Sirrup
I…
Illness, of all sorts
Juveniles, whgo duct tape kittehs
Kwap, of the ‘can’t take your’ sort
L …
Lyes an lyurs
Mean peeps, awl kinds
Negatibity
O…
Obfuskating attorneyz
Powerful ebil peeps bent on whirld dominayshun at enny kost
Quarrelous peeps
R . . .
Random Moderayshuns
Silly Moderayshuns
Terrible Moderayshuns
U…
Uglee thotted peeple
Vindiktive peepl hoo dont caer about otters
Wicked wuns who wish we werent where we want . . .to be!
X. . . .
Untraceable software bugz
Very many futile phone messages
Wierdpretzel nomming teh comments
X…
Unfair moderayshuns . . . wayt, is ther a trend here?
Vindiktiv, mean, an ornery peeps
W . . .
Xtra-annoying nomming of commints
Yung WurdPress nawt respekting its elders
Zen-like ignorification of commints
We can start wif the kurtins?
At leest it’z truth in advertizing! Hey, sownds like a gud naym for a rockband. Daisy and teh Delaware Destroyers . . .
I wish teh workers we had around for teh last tew weekweekweeks were this kyoot! an I woodn’t have to keep mai kittehs in teh bedroom all dai!
Butt(!) hows ya gunna yell at dem wen dey duz sumfing rong? Dats haff teh phun ob remodlol jawbs, adn no way ai culd yell at N-E wun az cyoot az dis diz cyootie patootie.
we’re doing our own remodulling… does that meen that I get to yell at myself inda mirrur?!?
That could be fun…
Nope. Liek ai sed, bein’ cyoot riichoirs exempshun.
Say, duz this hat mayk mah whiskurs luk phat?
no hunnee, it’s yer bloo lipstik.
TMI Service
Howebber, dese irises look liek …
Yep, datz TMI awlrite…
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Yep, yep, yep!
prepair fer TOTAL ANNEYE-AHLAYSHUN!!!!
slyssin tools at teh reddy!!
U wanna kno ware Jimmie Hoffa iz? U gonna fynd owt, up klose an purrsonal!
eeeeecccckkkkk!!!!!
Dese pointee ends? Dey is carbide tipd. Let me sho U.
And they is dusted with . . . iocane powder!
IT HAS WORKED! YOU’VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!
O um….u sed itz awn ur pointee ends. Um….neber mynd.
Nebber match witz wiffa Tabby win Deth iz onna lyn!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1!
HAHA…
*klunk*
Aahz, yoo mayd me LOL! Fanks!
For enny hoo haz never seen this, here is The Battle of Wits scene, from the movie Princess Bride.
Teh Princess Bride shud be rekwired viewing for any and all potentshell cheezpeeps. Along wif Monty Python and teh Holey Grail, and HHGG… wut else?
Wut abowt a selekshun ov Terry Pratchet buks?
oh yesh, oh yesh! Hims teh Genius.
HHGG? brayne still now werkin this mornin
Why, HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy, of course!
Great movie list guys, and I agree! Totally rekwired waching/reading!
Aifinkso add some extra-credit items to teh Monti Paithon list … teh Spam sketch, adn teh Cheez Shop, adn teh Meaningz of Lyfe movie… yesh?
Doan furgit Star Trek.
Manee reference tew dat hab bin had in ICHC.
I wuz just thinkin that! And yoo gitz eggstra poynts if yoo kin combine them awl in gnu and eggsiting ways.
Yes, it iz so troo!
Star Trek
Star Warz
Awl Monty Python
Teh Princess Bride
Terry Pratchett buks
Dr Who
Hitchhikerz Guide to teh Galaxee
Must bee moar!!
But if yoo arnt famileear wif these buks an moovies, haff teh taim yoo hav NO idea waht peeple ar saying. Wud maek no scents!
adn noe foargitz Teh Rokky Horoar Pikshur Sho
I memburz … dewin da Tym Worp …
Butt (!) I nawt memburz watt happinded aftur dreenkin da Pan-Galaktik Gargul Blastur. Da lastist fing I memburz iz sumfin bowt uh limmin peal n uh gowld brik…
Most kidlets I noe wud rather wurk Demolishun than Building aneeway aifinkso.
halp…! ai still waik 2am ……?………………. ……… …. … calu.
here… habs sum hawt chokklit an a fluffeh blanky fer to cuddlols yurselb en. adn der u habs a goodeh book abowt da wonnermous adbentures ob daiseh da daystroya kitteh. soon u will bees sweepeh adn u cin napzzzZzzZZzzzzzZzzzzzz
♪.=・ェ・=。。。？
Aar yoo dreeming nao???
S/he duz nawt gno whether s/he was then a wo/man dreaming s/he wuz a butterfly . . .
Or whether s/he is nao a butterfly, dreaming s/he iz a wo/man.
So sez Zhuangzi ennywayz.
Mebbe s/he be talkin bout teh Tao that you can’t be talkin about.
So sez Lao Tzy, enny eternal Ways (… or not sez it).
Hao kin ai nawt halp u today?
i iz in charges of health and safety….
Ah gud, ai seas teh billders is heer tu getting NOM reddy fur LCB’s nite ob Mysery awn teh 5st Oktobrrr…
Huh? Whut? “Wii is habbing a partee?” Yu sai? O, yesh yesh yesh!!! Deed yu nawt no???
* nod nod * ower berry own lolcatburglar is terning… umm… err… well, hurr is habbing a burfdai awn teh 5nd Oktobrr, uh huh, yesh. Adn wii Piggehs ober at Guinness Piggeh (c) Cheezland Ebents (is baysicklee juss me in mai cyoobiclol) has bion werking arownd teh clock tu getting ebberyfing reddy awn thyme!!!
Ai gess ai shud rly moobe taht clock… is rite in teh wai…
Nao, plz tu bii HEER awn teh 5rd awn teh 6am Cheezthyme LOL (is noon EST adn 5pm TTI – yu kin werking owt teh rest) fur a BERRY formerl dinnur partee! Plz tu be waring yur cocktayl dressees adn / oar tuckspeedos, taeking yur seets adn teh ennertaynmunts wheel beginnify…
Nao, Scrooge McPig, lolpigburglar, Mick adn ai awl has sum err… stuffs wii kneads tu doing at teh start ob teh partee so wii mite nawt bii heer awn thyme… sooo… iffn yu has a sawng yu wants tu sing, oar a prezunts yu wants tu gibb oar a show yu wants tu put awn, plz tu going rite ahed… uh huh, yesh.
O, won moar fing… dere wheel bii a littlol Murder… umm, ai meen BURGER Mystery fur yu awl tu solbing as teh nite wares awn so plz tu bii peeling yur eyes fur cloos… fankies!
* shuffles sordid paypurs * lemme sea… deed ai missing aneefing???
Cocktayl Dresses, Tuckspeedos, 5nd Oktobrr, 6AM Cheezthyme, Mystery.
Uh huh, yesh, taht’s awl folks!!!
teh cheezmen in Tuckspeedos?
*swoon*
*swoon* may nawt be precisely teh moh joost.
*Aghast* may be closer aifinkso.
or *Appawld*.
Trusts me on this.
We Can Has Pikchoors????
Aifinkso yu Do Nawt Want theze pikchoors.
What haz been seen kannawt be unseen, az teh failbloggers (and some kitteh LOLz) haz pointed out, wizelee.
Butt. . .butt. . . ai awlwaiz thot – it wuz laik bridez an baybees, hoo ar bai daffy nishun byootiful, regardless ov waht they REELEE luk laik!
An so it iz wif teh cheezpeepl. Teh menz ar awl dashing an hansum an teh wominz ar awl graysefull an beeyootiful. An we ar awl moast fabulous dansers an cuks!
and we can eat anything. everything, even.
and our breth is allways fresh.
Okeh, JCH4K, yu has a good poynt tehre. Wif teh majik of cheez, praps even teh cheezmens in teh Tuckspeedos would bii a feest foar teh eyez.
Uh huh. Rite. *nod nod nod*
[sends
monkey suittux tew cleenurs]Yesh, I need dis bak rite away kplzthnx.
Ai duzn’t hab a dress at awl – let alown a cokktayl dress. Duz dat meen Ai can’t cum 2 teh partee?
Deestroyurr Kitteh
habz bad rap ‘cuz feengz brayk wenz
hurz enturrz t3h rume!
Deestroyurr Kitteh
lykz 2 tutch Prittee Feengz dat
faylz Grabbittee Tesst
Deestroyurr Kitteh
feenkz Beeg Lawng Chayr beez dayr
2 shawrpunn hurz clawz
Jack.
O.O
yu has met mai gnu Kitteh, Cassandra?
Ohai dayr, cSmall!
Wutz kynd Kitteh beez
Cassandra? Ornjj oarz Toartee
oarz t3h Callee~co?
U arz awayrz dat
Cassandra meenz ‘Breengurr ubz
Doom’? Datz speshshull naym!
Cassanda needz kewt
‘Butt Wiggill Ubz Doom’ ifz hurz
gawnna playz t3h pawrt!
Jack.
Bobz the Builder
“can he fix it?”
Bobz the Builder sez
what do I care?
She hazza feerse, an teh first fing dat’s gonna feel it is YU as soon as she gets teh stoopy hat off.
Ai’m Daisy teh Destroyer, adn ai kumbai it gentet … jinnet … nacherly – Ai’m teh grankitteh ob teh fay muss Rozee teh River turr!
a grrrrl’z gota du wot a grrrrl’z gota du!
In the words of little Bobby Zimmerman: don’t criticize what you can’t understand.
oar: mmfopprjet they nshaldie mmmdapppghfffth yeah dajoie ohman
Gesundheit!!
Awww, such a cute close-up!
LOL Iz daisy da destroya. i iz adding as meh favorite ^^
I shud o told ya – Ma wears steeled toed boots.