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I proteks u
*whispurrs to PB*
Ai think we ar teh awnlee wuns heer!
Wich iz kinda earee fur a Toosday moarning at nine EST!
Lettuce Dans !!!
wun too free
wun too free
wun too free
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wot komz nxt?
MOAR
wun too free
wun too free
wun too free
Wif a cuppla twerts thrown iin!
Twirl too free
wun wun too free
wun .. wun aaah shux !!
* hed for teh door. *
KTHXBAI
See yu 2morro !!
Bai PB!!! Tayk cayre – speshully wiv flyin pyes
twerts?
ROFL!!! Ai seem to hav gone beyond teh LOLspeek into a plaice where no wun want to follo!!
ohai… i is here, but only in ~lurk mode~ due to works….
Oh! Gud! Twas TOO tooo stranj!
yu adn mii bofe
Yu shood hav corld owt, Leeza !! Itz bean teh fun 2nite!!
same here. Ohai all!
Yoo ar lurkin too???
Ai think ai mite feel sumwath bedder noeing awl teh frenz were rite cloase bai!
yupyup. iz reely cloase buy! a littlol bizzy tho … Hao yu are?
Purrfekt furr yur hau swarming partee!!
Izzit sworming wiv katz?
Hoos swarming yur hau? … wut now?!?!?!
LOL!! Mai laif – awlwaiz sumthing happining!
Well – there ar teh 4 kittehs – an tehy swarm a bit. An ai MITE be babbee sitting a frenz kitthe at teh end ov Oktober fur a cuppla weeks.
But ai dont think itz danjerous! But AfriCat – yoo sed where yoo live is danjerous!! Danjerous fur YOOO???? Oar just in jeneral??
Noes, nawt reelee fysikalee danjrmous, butt(!) dere is a constant tenshun, speshulee wen teh Purrshuns (nawt teh kittehs!) ar lobbin missilols awl ober teh plaice an soe awn.
Thoze Missy Lols dont sound reelee verree funnee atawl!!
Corse, ai wuzn’t werried at awl, az wun iz awlwaiz saefe in a cweenmj bubblol!
OOH! Yu haz a bubblol! Haow egg syteng is taht! Laik teh Bloo Fayree, aifinkso!!
Nawt at SaudiRabia oar anneebunny, noe, jus “testin” dem… fur teh momunt
conga rats PB…
Ohai nd thx !! Offurz Smudgie a Tim Tam Thickshaek frum lassd LOL.
Tanks berry much. Is dere toona in dis?
Tyuna !! Tahts wutz missen !!!
ai haz fownd it most efikashus but wen made recipe fur hooman (ice kreem and toona) – he run to bathroom with hand ober hiz mowf.
obviusly hoomans do not haz the sofisticated palette of kittehs – donchoo knowz.
Wai yu wastin toona on teh hoomans?
ai haz fownd we kittehs must be a liddle patients wiv hoomans and tryz to introduce dem to finer tings in life. It is troo tat as a race tey haz the kollective IQ of a concussed herring n all te grace of a walrus but we must try to enliyten dems ware possible. Tey are a very perplexicating race – tey haz put a man on de moon but cannot stop childrenz and animals frum getting hurt (by dem).
Don get Smudgie started….
Ifn dey can put a mann awn teh muun, wia kant dey put dem AWL dere??
*pictures spaceship filled wif mans, veering way off course but nobuddy stops to axe for directions*
An no baffruum stawps, eevur, cos ‘Ebreebunnee can jus hoald it til wii gets dere!!’
*falls owf chare laffing* OW!
no wun iz az sofistikated as u, smudgie!!!
Teh 0′riginal Sophe’s Tea Cat!!
how tat song go again? “everybudee wantz too be a cat…”
Ai think itz teh Cat’z sawng frum A Mewsing Thing Happened awn teh Way to Teh Fridge. . .
♫ Ebree buddee wantz to be a cat!! ♪
Ebree buddee wantz to be a pampurred cat,♫
♪ Ebree buddee wantz to be a lukin cat,♪
♫To scampurrr around teh howse.♪
♪ Ebree buddee wantz to be a cat!!
Ebree buddee wantz to be a cat!!♫
♪ Ebree buddee wantz to be a kitteh cat,
♫Just think ov that!♪
And abul to ketch the Maus!
Ha ha tanks C. altogh I tink my housemate kitteh, Bella most sofistikated kitteh I knows. She is audaree hepburn to my emmanuelle beart. Aifinkso.
Smudgie, stawp dreemin of toona so u can postify anutter storee awn yer blog!
Tanks – ai iz in conflict wit hooman over komputah – he iz wryting hiz screenplay on it but it no feeture kitteh ANYWARE so as ai say too him, what is the point?
Bella (kitteh) who wuz in the room at time hadz jus seen first season of the Sopranoz and sez too hooman
‘yes, what the %$£” is the *&^%(*% point of story wit no *&^%$£” kittehs you ^%$£*&^, “&^%-faced ^%$£!
Aiz ought to get you &^%$*(& whacked.
Ai feelz tis no very cogent argument howevez.
ROFLPIMP!!!!11!!!1!!!!elebenty!!!!
Oh yash, smudgie, plz plz trai to post anuzzer blog!
ai usde tu haff draf stahpaz dat weer kitteh-shapd
Either that iz a narro door ur that iz a looooong kitteh!
Waal, heez naim is Long Tom!
Long Tom Tabbeh, heeza reel draft dodjer!
.. he prefurr chess tu draftz?
Long Tom is a lert. adn veri strypee adn hannsum – hims kan gard ma dores anytym – mai Audrey kitteh wud bih SOOOO inn lurv! *gigglol*
O lawng jon, o lawng jonsun, o my dog…..
*snerkle!* Too phunney, miniminsmum! I members that video of teh “tawking kitteh.”
*joyns in* O lawng jon . . . O lawng jonsun . . .
o don peeano
*gigglols*
*trys to stifle gigglols to maintain semblance of professional dignity*
*a snert excapes*
Don Piano! Bwa-ha-ha!
*tries to think about taxes and other un-fun stuffs insted*
*fails*
*giglolz finking uv LCB hazzing profeshunlol dig nityz*
Boss voice: Here, plz tu reeding dis zekutiv summary uf deh blah, blah, blah and den riting a sumry uv deh sumry….
Adn pleez to be printin adn distribyootin elebenty copeez in duplikit to awl staff members….adn sendin bai emayo in case teh printin nawt wurkin….
…..but plz tu not uzing enny big werdz dat I not b noezing….
An maek shur dat ebreebunnee gets dis wiffin teh neks twennee minnits, is beriberi urjint, butt gibs it tu mii foar teh pruufreedin nawt-sekkund, an BTW ai leebing teh offis nao an woant b bak foar elebentee owrs.
… and then to be calling teh peeps to verify that they receeved teh e-mails. If u can’t reach them by phone, fax them but be sure to e-mail them to alert them that a fax is coming…
*shudders*
Luckily I doesnot does this kine of works anymoar, but my administrative scars, let me show u them.
Whi ai eyes aah
Awl da live long day
Ohai, masi cheeziepeeps! Ai has teh most WUNNERMEOWS nooz – weer gona bih grrrrand pair entz!!!! Mai sun adn himz wyf r du in Febb you rarely, adn teh bebbeh izz a BOY!!
Ai’m dooen teh grannydans – twilr’n'hop, swoop ‘n’tern …
Duz ai has teh happee?? … jusawiddul!!
Comgrabulashuns!!!
*admyres grannary dance* Very yuthfull!
ofangyuberimeowtch! aij is nuffink butt (!!) teh numburr awn mai dry verse lysince, aifinkso.
to sillybrayt teh nawt-sekkund adn teh bebbeh, ai has brot sum noms – tiramisoooooo adn sfogliatelle (tahts teh reel speleng, butt (!!) luks lyk itz speld in teh lolspeek awlreddie. gigglol …
Butt, butt, dis is tooo yummy, fank yu Italiana.
Can ai offer yu sum prosecco to drink to teh helf of bebbeh-on-teh-wai adn happee grannyparintz (adn parintz too ob corse!)
ooh – prosecco wud bih lurvlee – fangyuberimeowtch! *klinkz glas wif mmsmum – salut!* mmmm – teh bubblolz tikklols mai noaz!! teeheeteehee!!
ai has sum peech nektar jusinkays ennywun wud laik tu maik a Bellini wif teh prosecco (laik Italeeyen bershun uv mimmohsah).
Tiramisu AND sfogliatelle????? We can haz a silly BRAYSHUN!!!
*duz happee happee dans, wif prances an capers*
h ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sfogliatelle
And LUK at these!! YUMMMM!!
sum uv teh sfogliatelle izz filld wif teh aww mund creem, adn sum haz teh orinj creem – butt (!!)) teh orinj wins noe izz poysin, ai pwomiss. Ennchoi, adn MANGIA!
No matter what the hour, it’s always time for sfogliatelle!
Tanti auguri, Italiana!
Grazie! Mille grazie!
Lubly noos to start teh day! U wil bee a wundermus Nanna, Aifinkso!
*duz a litlol happeetayledans for Italiana*
Ohai Italiana, dis beez splendiferus nooz.
Ai haz a happee wif yu.
Sune yu wil be doin teh smoovy gentul granery dans to rok teh bebbeh boi to sleep in yur armz.
Awwwwwwwwww
w00t!! w00t!!!!!! Happpy noos!! Congrannmamalashunz!!!
Dat b a naw sum dans!!!
I haz a grandbaby boy adn him iz deh bestest fun!!! He b 3 now, not so much baby ennee moar…..
*sigh* They doo grow up sooooo fast!
Yoo can awnlee bee offishullee a babyee until yoo ar 3. Tehn yoo ar. . . just a small child???
yu ar ryt, aifinkso – fwee iz tu bigz foar toddloler, butt (!!)) tu liddlol fur biggkidd … mayB a kidlet??
Him b big az menny 5 yr oldz.
hardlee eben a kidlett!! Him iz growing berry fast!!!!! Hiz momma sez hii b too tall fur hiz own gud!
But . . . but . . . Italiana, yoo duzzint look OLD enuff to be a granny!
In enny kase, I joyns yoo in teh grannydanzdanzdanz . . .
*kik! twirl! grannyprantz!*
ai haz teh *bloosheng furr ee yus lee behynd teh pawses* bekawz ai fawt yu sed grannyPANTZ …
tehn ai reeded itz agen … silleh mih!
oyesh – mai granarypa uster kawl itz teh fanniedans *giggloleng behynd pawses at fawt uv granarypa fanniedanseng* – yu sitz awn yur fannie adn rok teh bebbeh. ai has teh graytbigz gigglolfitz naow!!
Adn yu can practiss singin teh lolobaiz furr sending bebbehboi to sleep.
onoes, onoes, onoes – mai syngen givz nu meenengz tu teh wurd caterwauling, aifinkso! – wud maik teh bebbeh tu skreem. ai wil haz tu getz sum loo loo bai ceedeez tu plae furr himz.
O noes Italiana ai’z shure dis iz nawt troo. Awl teh granaryz haz teh byootimus voysis, speshully to teh eers ov teh granbebbehs
ai jus gona reed all lowd tu himz – leev teh singen tu teh peeplolz hoo doan sownd laik teh catses awn teh bak fenns. Noe getz mih rong – ai lurvz teh kittehs – jus nawt teh yowloleng adn yoe dull eng teh owtsyd kittehs summ tyms du inz teh middlol uv teh nyt.
My mommeh tells teh story on herself that she was holding my littlol bruvver when he was a bebbeh and she started singing to him. He puts his tiny hand up to her mouf and sayed “Don’t sing.”
I inherited her ability to not sing so grate, actually. Can’t carry a tune in my dollar sine bag.
I needs me one of those…
Well, tiym to git deh winnebago in gear and hed souf…. winter storm hedded dis way!!
See ya later, guyz!!
*waves*
Have fun castling teh storm!
**wispers** iz teh cween at the norf pole?
Not anymoar, duh.
No, she iz in Yew-Taw, my home state. But she be headin owt nao…
So whut ur saying is that she is deserting Deseret?
Tawnee Kitteh wiff
Strypez huntz daown andz stawpz drafftz frum
undurr Kitchunn Doar
Kitchunn Doar bessest
playss 2 pro~tekkz frum. Canz keep
iee awn Nom Nom Boal!
Tawnee pro~tekkturr
canz lissenz 2 awllll t3h sowdnz
cummeengz frum up~stayrz
Jack.
*clappity clappity clappity*
Dat wuz beautimus Jack. I lurved it!
*waves flippers*
Have a nice trip, drive carefully! I think it might be time for me to start my trek to the Caribbean too!
Oops, that was supposed to be hooked onto cweenmj’s comment. Can’t see through these glasses!
Hmph. WP nommed my reply.
I wanted to knows if that was a prescription nose.
Nope, it’s OTC. And in case you were worried, please to notice that my squirrel friend has a little diving helmet on, unlike my shoulder parrot on talk like a pirate day, who had to hold his breath.
Yabbut, ur parrot was a pretty shade of bloo!
Ah yes, those norwegian blues, remarkable birds, beautiful plumage!
teh ploomij don’t enter into it, himz stoan ded!
goo nigh mi protecshuun. smuutu♪