Look, Just ask for directions.
Look, Just ask for directions. You can’t read! SHADDUP!
men nivver wantz 2 stop 4 direcshuns.
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snarl, you mean?
Congrats, carosue!
I jus kant see teh cheetah saying shaddup fer sum reesun. Sides, teh animoule is plainly reedin teh sign. I hadda stop an souwd owt the top wurd myself!
… did it maek you has a “oloolol”?
yesh, but I did nawt see teh gate.
Tippikul mail dribur!
*shayks hed sadlee*
haow truu dat!
TMI Service:
Studies have shown that women tend to give more effective directions. While men lean towards “precision,” by offering cardinal directions and distance numbers, women giving directions tend to describe landmarks. In actual practice, it turns out landmarks are more useful for most people trying to locate a destination.
Menz uze lannmaarks tue – butt dere iz an beeg diifrunce inn wut menz an wimmens konsidur tue be an lanmaark. mens wil gib yu deerekshuns uzin fastfud n audopartz plaises an wimmens uze stoars n mawls……..:lol:
In TTI moast peepl yooze pubs az teh mane landmarx.
In Soviet Russia, landmarx drive by yew wifowt noticing.
*snerk*
Mah hubcat’s grandfadder givs direkshuns by landmarks — but by landmarks dat iz no longer there. “Turn left where teh Piggly-Wiggly used to be, den turn rite by teh old Chineez restaurant dat burned down elebenty yeerz ago.”
LOL, so true. “Bear to the right by the old Phelps place (they’ve been gone 30 years), then follow it on out into town until you get to where the Sears & Roebuck was and turn left…” That’s how my parents give directions.
In udder words?
“Yew can’t get there frum here.”
Nawt wifowt halp frum Doc Emmet Brown aifinkso.
Nawt unliss u goe bak 2 teh fuuchur.
Hey was dat da Kremlin dat juss went by?
[fawls awf chair]
*thud*
Ai alllus ewes is teh fuudservin places 2 gib teh drekshuns. Ebery buddy pais tenshun 2 tehm.
Mens nebber wanna ask fur helps, dey sew stubburn…
Did Ai sai dat?? :-X
Conga rat shoolacenz, Carosue!
Askin fur direkshuns wud be liek cheetin — and cheetahs nevur prawspurrr!
Wait … wut?
Aifink you has spotted sumthin … oar sumthin spotted, aifink.
Lyke Chester da Cheetah sed; “It ain’t easy bein cheezy!”
*jurks hed up*
sumwun sai dere’s CHEEZ??? wer??
[snags CHEEZ and puts it awn mai burger]
Nao burger, GIT…IN…MAI…BELLEH!
Juss keep goin; da werld’s rownd, we’ll get der ebentually.
And wen yew hit uh ocean…
♪♫ Jes keep swimmin’, jes keep swimmin’ ♪♫
Mite tayke a wile, thow..
Mah cheeba reeds berry niselee, fank yew sew mush!
I’mmmmmmmm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!
I felt liek dis cheekitteh. Liek ai had lost mai way.
Shirley its a gud fing!
Frankly I culd care less.
You shudda asked fer direction days ago.
I mistt y0oou!!!
I mistt awl ob y0oou berry berry mush.
[happytayl dansdansdans]
Hooray! NC66 iz bakk wiv us!
Yabutt my DID suffered in teh process aifinkso.
Yay fur NC!
butt holdin yur breff diden wurk…..neber duz…snerk
yu iz stihl awl pail an goastly
kum twuards de lite NC…..yew kan due et!!!!
I kin see “Shades” abatar. Mehbee clear cache or cookies?
ohh yesh! dere yu iz…. awl nawt spektrul an solud lukin….
williboi wans tu goe tu oloolologate two!
hoam ob de lolkats aifinkso
I know xactaly were I bii goin!
Mii tew. I were goin’ crazee teh last cuppla daze.
did yu get there?
That’s nawt dat far ob a drive.
*snerk*
Doan we all?
And then sum.
Wuld yew liek soovineer?
I hab:
Dolls stuffed wif pulled owt hair.
Paranoya mood rings.
Sordid jackets wif eggstraw lawng sleeves.
Telephones wut owlee let yew talk tew yorself.
Tantrum drums sets.
Meds wif names yu cannawt pronouce or remember.
Nyce sowf padded rooms.
Quiet tyme signs.
Ob awl teh fings Ai haz lozt, Ai missez mai maind teh mozt.
“The mind izza terriblol fing…”
Yeah…uh terriblol fing wut?
Nuffin! Ai’m jes sayin’.
Crazee bii a nyce place, I lyke it heer.
lotsa nyce peepz inna crazeelan!
SQQQUUUUEEEEEE!!! whut prettee cheetahs!
Cheetahs luke a liddol skinny. *Leeves a hunert an elebenty pounds ob kibbles an runnsawaywiffaquickness*
*cheeturs seez sumfin runnin awai an den seas da fuds*
*luks at sloe hoomin….luks at fuds awn groun*
*pondurs duh choizes*
fressh an gushy oar dri an hayrd? hmm
*Faints* I thowt I could outrun a cheetah. *Playz ded*
cheetahs twice……..get inna kar PJ!
Izza Nascar raec car ai hoep.
Me too; wiff Jimmy Johnson dribings *swoons*
Did Carosue ebber gits teh dans an awl fur beeun nawt seccund?? Jus axin….
Mebbee teh conga rats cannot be dans, dans, danseeng cuz teh be warring teh leetle teeny tiny wyte jackits wif teh eggstra lawng armzes..
And wattabout Annipuss ferr da tye!
Runz wiff a Kwikkness
Kittehz doan’r runz fasst enuff
2 leebz spawtz beehynd
Runz wiff a Kwikkness
Kittehz habz berreh lawwwwwwng legz.
Eeben lawwwwwngurr taylz!
Runz wiff a Kwikkness
Kittehz canz duz uddurr feengz.
Wawntz beez lefft aloan
Jack.
Fanks, Jak Def!
Ah noed dere was a sinetifik naem fer dese: Runzwiffakwikness Kittehs.
Clappitee, clappitee!!!!! wif floofy pawz…berree nyce, Jack! Az awlweeys! (Teh man is a geenyuss!)
Ai nawt needz direckshunz, Ai iz luuking at teh menu!!
“Iffn yew kom tew uh fork in teh roed, taik it.”
And doan take direkshuns from Kathy Bates unless yew buy uh skwrrrl.
Ai alreddee haz a fork. Naow ai luuks fur teh knife adn spune.
Wut abowtta spork?
Mr. Spork frum Star Twek?
ice cream on teh tail!
where is the crow fren!??????
OLOLOLOL?
ololololo gate? lol!
Oh yes you sez it thur’s oloololo ololol gate olol