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Plish splash Ai wus tekkin a baff!
It IS yu, AC !!11!!
ConCATulations fur yur nawt-sekkund !!
Conga rats Ambercat!
PB too!
Let’s sillibrate wiv sum pre-lunshun drinkees adn noms.
Butt(!!) ai jus hadz mi dindinz !!
Wot u got, mmm? (nd hao yu is ??)
Afta-lunshun drinkees? Irish cawfee, brandee adn seegar? Ai got wotebber yur hart disires
Fangs furr axing, ai’z doin grate. Last weekweekweek ov wurk – mishun over!
Minimin iz recubbering, teh woond iz dryin up, butt he beez a sad bebbeh nawt to be goin outsyde, clymin teh treeziz, catchin teh sunbeems adn teh mauses.
Yu stil gotz teh blu beret on? Oar du yu hab tu hanned it bak?
Ooh! Ai furgot bout mm, mmm! Gett bitter suun, mm !!
Fangs PB – next weekweekweek ai will be hoam to keep mm cumpanee – mebee himz nawt be so sad!
Blu beret? Ar yu talkin pi here? Ai lubs teh frooty pyes!
* Haz a vishen ob UN Peece Keperz wiv blueberry pies foar hatz *
hee hee – the UN symblol is madid of wippeh creem
* Throes a blu beret toewordz nenne *
Hao kom yu haz creem awn ur fais? * he ses innosintlee *
*ducks just in tiem*
*
*PB dussint noes it – but it’s boomee rung playte *snikr*
*Luks innussintleh back*
ooh – ur bloo – haw did that get there?!?
Wear doze duks kome frum?
Wi em Ai blu? Ai stil breving? Yesh, ai iz!
A HA !! I hab bean a rebownd bictum of teh UN !!
O Noez !! I iz teh colleteral daimege. Vishun of nyooz bulltin tuneight: Ozlo atteks Oz !!
*luks up frum culureen buk*
wut?!?
I nebber froo anyfing! I just ducked!
*calls csi* uhum – tayk fingurrprints an dna of bloo berret – yes, is skwished wiff wippee creem – yes tayst lubbleh accordeon to bictim – yes we has cawffee…
Oki – the be on dear way – they cant solb the PI meesteree – but dey’ll hab a slice of pi wiff a cuppa cawfee…
Thx fur cawfee Nenne !! Datz a niec culurin buk yu gott. Oooh, dat duk iz blu, nawt yello, nawt taht ai kno nuffin bout yello duks. Ai fink dis caek (wpff) iz berry niec, eben tho I nebber fort of passhin froot az a berry.
Heer. Ai brort yu sum Tim Tam Varieties
o.O
Do wunt!!!
Thanks!!!
Then we could have this for pudding
.. nd tehn wi cud hab tihs foar laiter:
Tim Tam Thick Shake with extra Tim Tam
* Had nuff TTs yett? *
*narrows eye*
wun can never ever ever have nuff tim tams
STN!
Awl that wif Kaluha oar Bailees too??
*faynts*
*week voyce frum teh floore*
Ai nebber eben had a Tim Tam. . . .
*comes runnin bak from loncsh juss in taim furr cawfee adn Tim Tam puddin*
O bai teh wai PB, ai haz to gibs teh berry bak, butt ai gets to keep teh wite land rober
Sumbuddy sed tehy be abailavul in Merrika in Ocktoeburr frum Tarjay. Maibee arks tehm? Oar tu bizit Horsetrailyeehar…
MMM !! Yew gezt tu kip teh wite lan drover?
* wait fur it …. *
Four Wheel (?) Drive away?
*unfaynts*
In Octobrrrrr??? That’z – THORSDAY!!!
At Tarjay??? We hav wun!
Visiting HorseTrailYeehaw IZ awn mai to-do list! But nawt by Thorsday!
Oooh! Yesplis, butt(!) shhhhh! We has to be as kwyet as lidl mices cos Ai is at a confrunce an werking verree hard. Uhuh, yup, taht’s it; Ai is werking verree hard!
Ennywun hasslolz yu, jus parse teh foan tu us nd weel kornfurm it !!
no,nawt a fone confrunce; a reel awl-teh-peeps-in-wun-plaice-fur-a-weekweeekweeek confrunce! Butt(!) we donut rilly start fur anudder howr. If Ai is awnlyn fur teh nekst LOL yu’ll awl kno Ai is tie-pin unner the tabul!
Wot if u maiks a spilling mistaik? * rede it hao u lieks *
warz teh towell, plzthx
Yu gonna do teh washin up wile yur dere?
Wi mete awn teh freewai agenn !!
Iz free? Adn to fink awl tihs taem ai’ve been payin
Freshiz aslwaiz best!
Ohai Janet !! Fankee foar yur niec kawmints on teh leederz of yistordaze lol. U sew niece !!!
Aw saw yur urliee=er thanks! Yoo ar moast welcome!
Ai awlwaiz think teh faszt fingured (and brayned) wuns shud be recognized!
We uzed to do elaborate danses – but – moast ov teh dansing peeple arent heer enemoar!
Did yoo ebber see teh “Soopermarket Dans?” Was a colloaborathun ov LolCatBurglar, Paws4Thot and me! It wuzn’t awnlee a dans, it ended up in a BarBQ!!
Ai wil surtch fur it !!
(Fluffy)B nd HCR nd uvvaz doo berri niec dans dans dansing.
Ai wil tri a dans:
heer wi goez,
shuffle shuffel shuffel
tern adn hed foar teh seet.
Well – Taht wuz gud fur a start!
Better to hav dansed a bit tahn nebber to haz dansed atall!
But teh reel sekret iz – ENEwun can dans heer! Itz teh Majik ov Cheezland!
*poof* An yoo can dans! Ezzee peezee.
sink sank sunk
Sanku! Sanku beri muttch !!
think thank thunk?
ink ank UNK !!! * duz it sownd angri?
*
♫plink plank plunk ♪ ♫
P&O nidz tyuning
Splish Splash Plush
nim nim nim
Pssssttt !! Iz Minimin nawt nimnimnim !! Getitrite !!! (joek)
mums nimi nim?
Minimum Mum (doan ober do itz)
O noes, dat pour kitteh gettin awl wetted, dusn’t himz owner cayre furr him. Adn ebberywun larfin at him, iz nawt rite…..
*T.r.o.l.l marx off*
Hao did ai do as a cayre troll, ai fink ai neez moar praktiss no?
Yup, juss amember to showt “Oh, teh porosity!” “Oh the huge manateee!” “Oh teh legul ayrobix perfeshnals! and yu’ll be fyn!
and in this caes yell sumfing baout the urf goin under beciz of waysting water for nuffing…
O teh ekologeee!!
Water yu fink of negst !!
yep – wet ever!
Yu muss Ut-tak peepz moar !! Teh attek iz moar impoortent tahn teh kitteh’z felines. * Ut-tak, Ut-tak, Ut-…. coff, coff, furrball *
hao cud luvin owner ob tihs kitteh do tihs tew teh kitteh, wich is well dockyuminted as being nawt fond ob teh watter? kitteh shud be taken awai! an owner put in jayl fur kitteh abuse!
*t.r.o.l.l. marx awf*
hao taht?
o.O – very combinsing!!!
awlmoast put sum classic sponge cake (with passion fruit filling) inda braekroom!!!
oh – wth – puts the classic sponge cake (with passion fruit filling) onda tablol of sillybratoree noms upfred!
please to help urselbs!!
* Yoinks sliec ob spunj caek (wpff) heer b4 it getz tu teh tablol .. *
Ooops! Wearz mi mannurz! Thx Nenne !!
yu cans tell ai bin reedin fat kitteh commints, eh?
*wanders off for cake, dodging bloo fings frum upfred*
Wun ov these daiz, yoo awl MUST reed teh klassik t.r.o.l.l. rant! Wuz neerlee 2 yeers ago – but it will nebber bee forgotten!
Went awn and awn and awn and awn fur neerlee a hole LOL!!! An innit wuz awl the paralegal, aerobix instruktor an porosity stuff – ai think!
If u doan talk to ur kitteh bout ther drinkin problem… who will?
mai kitteh also duz tis. iz weerd.
Kittehs get fursty too. An sumtimez is jes too far to walk to da water bowl, espeshully wen der’s a dumb hoomin ready to ‘halp’
ohai, amber, pb, mmm, jch4k, screen an rd!
we has to ermember to let anni no taht free-way tye tuk ober her spawt!
Yesh, shi be on teh train to bisit hurz litlol sista. (A training day)
Somehow, gettin’ wetted onz the hedz OK when drinkin’! Seen many timz on Lol and in my own sink!. Rosie makes sure the water’s really on with the top of her hedz before she drinkee sidewize from the stream. Must bee a kitteh thing, ’cause I’m naught unnerstan, mush. Hugs to awl!
Saem tu yu, km755
pb, yoo is on fieyurr agins todae! ai be laffin an laffin
E-Zee fur mi, MM. Betta tahn wotchen ebening terravishen.
* U 2 kind! {{MM}}
lol {{{{{{pb}}}}}}} fankees!
ai hab 6:30 am teebee heer. ai jus watched noo ken burns on pbs about 4 times.
Sumtiems teh mute iz nawt enuf nd ai hitz teh paws on teh digitlol terravishen …. tehn laiter awn, ai tern it awf nd go tu bedd !!
* Yup, nuffin wurf wutchen wunc agen *
ai has to go kleen a kuppel ob reelee dirtee baffrooms, ai may bbl, but if nawt, hab a gud day, cheezpeeps!
*sends kleenerhelping beems to MM*
{{{{{MM}}}}}
ohfankew, ai felts teh beems…as mai temper sored…ai hopes whin tehse peeps (mai cowerkers) gets sikk an coms bakk to werk tehy hab tew kleen up whut ai jus did…
oooo dots…
OOOoo that reelee duzzn’t sound gud at awl.
Heer – ai hope yoo can still uze sum beems!
BEEEMSBEEMSBEEMSBEEEMSBEEMSBEEMSBEEEMSBEEMSBEEMSBEEEMSBEEMS
BEEMSBEEEMSBEEMSBEEMSBEEEMSBEEMSBEEMSBEEEMSBEEMSBEEMS
dat is uh awful lots uf wahter beeinks waysted
Maybee itz laik where we ar – we hav a well – an teh uzed water just goes bak into teh urth – akshuulee – teh ditch!
Nenne – I agree that the bebbeh Corgi on IHAH is splortalicious! Want!
Fangs for teh reskew!
and issunt that black enfuu… inthuu.. happy goggie kyoot cheering him on funneh too?!?
What a beautiful act of kindness. You have contributed to my happy day today. Thank you
-Z
(RIP)
Look at the colour of that water though! If our water was that cloudy, I wouldn’t drink it! I know you can get tiny bubbles in it that makes it cloudy for a bit, but the sinkful looks the same.
What idiot lets water run into their cat’s ear?!
One of our cats got used to drinking from the sink. He would refuse to drink anything else. We got one of those fountain things so we wouldn’t have a cat constantly nagging us whenever we were near a sink.
Now who says kittehs don’t like water
Poor sink kitteh! Not too smart! But having had older kittehs myself with kidney issues (thirsty all the time), I’m ready to understand.
Of course some cats like water. But the reason most don’t is, that is messes with their protection and therefore with their insulation and health. (The one that they put on by licking themselves.)
So what sick person would wash cats… one of the cleanest animals in animal kingdom… ?? They *already* clean themselves! With a system that is proven since before humans even existed!
Just because of some nasty chemical company bullshitted you into believing that washing them would make them clean… when in fact, it only makes you need to wash them again, and again, because their natural protection will be wrecked by the chemicals.
WHICH IS EXACTLY THE POINT. The whole reason is to make money. At the cost of your wallet, and much worse: The health of your pet.
If you actually WATCH THE VIDEO, you’ll see that the cat isn’t being washed. It’s just sticking its head under a running tap to drink.
That said, there are times when cats DO need baths. I’m certainly not going to wait for mine to lick himself clean after he’s gotten the runs all over his carrier and then sat in it for most of the half-hour trip to or from the vet.
So many Trolls…. like it would harm a cat if it would get wet a bit or if a wee bit of water woud get in its ear (which cats can avoid very well btw) I think its a very funny video and I gave it 5 stars! Now stop trolling u overprotective jerks!
I haz gota get a movies of my friends kitteh… he takes a shower with ‘er every mornin’!!! o0
Not to be a bummer but it’s a good idea to get a thirsty cat checked for diabetes, and that is one thirsty cat!
Also check for leaks.
Steffiepage, TAKE THAT CAT TO THE VET FIRST THING and get his bloodwork checked. I don’t like the lay of his coat at all, and his wanting running water constantly (in excessive amounts) is indicative of some very serious but very treatable disorders; diabetes and renal failure come to mind, both of which can be treated with diet and medication.
ownlee kittehs ai noze dat lurvz wawtur dat muchlee be turkesh ohr turkesh vanz an dey ar kookoo furr wawtur. mai wun turkesh kitteh, hur naim be Roux, yoo cud cawl hur bai turnin awn da fawssit heer roooo heeeer rooooo an sheed com raisin inna da kishin ohr baffroom an leep inna da sink ohr tubbee. wenebber ai tookt a baff maiseff, sheed jumpin wif mii fur reel
izz a brede uva holl diffee tipe, dem turkeshiz butt reel swueet
How to make a cat wash itself!! XD
Silly Question! Cats can’t spell!